/brit/

fuck off paddy

*makes fun of brum*

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2000 BC
cannot get my head around that

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The poppy gf

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We all watching this then

WHY I HAVE A FRIEND REQUEST FROM A GIRL???? I'AM A HOMO BUT WHY A GIRLS WOULD SENT ME ONE? .... We have a a friend in common but nani. ?????? D-does she wants my boipussy?

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CHRIST

you are now imagining giving Tim a rimjob

>>71804966
alri walklad

What does "gage" mean? Got a message about something being "gage" and i've got no clue what it means

hey j u u u u de

>>71804997
is google broken?

>>71804997
It means that you want chilean boipussy

whatever fucked up shit you want to do with your body is 100% ok as long as you use the word gender to describe it

https://www.marxists.org/archive/hill-christopher/english-revolution/index.htm

Good read here lads

>>71804958
she wants BIG ENGLISH COCK

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*sharts in your mart*

chrome is pretty peng but now i've got ads again

what are some essential extentions?

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>>71805058
>blahah fuck money blahah im poor

shit read

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71804942
I'll have to try fit that into this somehow

>>71805095
Not an argument, frogposter

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>>71805112
I dont see an argument there poor faggot

>>71805097
a culture of critique

have to meet up with my unit coordinator tomorrow about my research project
have no idea what I'm doing lads

>>71805097
handbook of traditional living

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>>71804879

>>71804849
>>71804909
you wouldn't dare say this in brum
fucking dare you to come here, you won't make it out alive

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>>71805058
>mu-muh land owners

>>71805186
t. plumber

>>71805133
when will your 4chan maga hat arrive lad?

*travels to brum and makes fun of brum*

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he wants a girl from brum (sutton coldfield specifically)

>>71805219
sutton coldfield mentioned

>>71805211
work in IT

made myself a nice smoothie with kiwi, apple, banana, strawberries and oranges

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the gf 2bh

>>71805235
alright BIS lad, do you enjoy your work experience shite? Is it a junior developer role or what? Wage?

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SHIIEEEET

>>71805283
its just a tag along in the office for now
they can't really get me to do anything until I do the training for 4 weeks.
I only get €200 a week for 4 days a week which is kinda shit but then again I'm pretty much useless to them

>>71805215
I see someones Mad I can actually afford one when you are licking the gutters for bread crumbs

found my old myspace page lads
want to blow my brains out looking at the photos and shit I put up thinking I was cool and popular

>>71805324
thank god i always lacked confidence and never put myself out there hahaa

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brum more like bum

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>>71805305
>people thought this was a joke

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>>71805349
france more like pants

get them off sunshine

>>71805341
it wasn't even confidence it was outright delusion looking back on it, had maybe one friend all through primary and yet I acted like I was the most popular kid in school
wish I never left that delusion tho, it was a simpler time. not much of a fan of this "self-awareness" lark

https://archive.is/3Yi2d

>speak out for being an illegal immigrant

>get arrested

kek

got a theory that people who were raised or live in cities are so mentally deranged because they dont have access to trees and other greenery.

exposure to green stuff like fields, trees, countryside, fresh air, nature etc. objectively improves human health - mentally and physically (after all, we evolved in such environments and have a genetic biophilia). masses of research proves this.

as we've all seen, urbanites are rude, aggressive, have strange thought processes, support the paving of entire natural and beautiful landscapes and claim to enjoy living in dense, grey, polluted urban areas - which is anathema to normal human existence. its also interesting to note that leftism is strongest in urbanised areas. perhaps this is related to damage/stunting caused by reduced exposure to nature.

something to further investigate i reckon.

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>>71805369
*unzips baguette*
You went too far

>>71805305
women btfo

>>71805427
Is that *tee hee* a...
BREAD KNIFE?
*slaps knee*

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after hundreds of rejected job applications I want to kill myself

*blocks ads*

ah yes, didn't want to date pure russian singles anyway

>>71805408
leftism is strong in urban areas because that's where all the smart people are

>>71805391
>undocumented
why can't they just say illegal?

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>ads
>ever

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Mosul is besieged lads

>>71805508
fucking racist

>>71805478
shouldn't have dropped out of school

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W-what did he mean by this?

>>71805508
It's """""offensive"""""".

>shagged a lad a few weeks ago
>might be pregnant

Shitting myself lads. Don't want kids.

>>71805186
*overthrows you*

>>71805562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoR8DKzBrzg


try this

>>71805504
Good post Israel

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>a girl posting in /brit/

>>71805578
and we wonder why black people have lower iq...

>>71805562
no girls allowed

>>71805504
Right wingers have Higher IQ's besides Israel is far right

>>71805595
thank you britain
>>71805562
fuck off roastie

absolutely adore mexican cuisine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39138826

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>>71805562
haha traps can't get pregnant

>>71805478
stop having the IQ of a leftist then

'the arts' is just another way of saying 'student wankers'

>>71805562
what race was he

can smell me willy through me jocks

dog keeps sniffing there with some degree of consternation

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are the encircled areas nice places to live

disclaimer: i prefer the countryside to the cities

>>71805542
>>71805667
both incorrect assumptions

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I can't reveal my sources, because I know that the MSM as well as Brock and Soros' people monitor here, 8, and The_Donald.

However, you may have noticed a relative silence after last night from shills.

They're regrouping abd already have their next plan.

The identity politics aren't working any more. The Islamophobia narrative is progressively (no pun intended) getting weaker. Expect the Democrats and associated groups to try a different route going forward. Turning working class and rural whites against Trump and the GOP.

They're playing the classism card next. Think Occupy Wall Street, Bernie's "1% giant megalocorporations" stuff, only far more refined.

Every deal with every bank and billionaire will soon be spilled, and everything those corporations have done that hurt the blue-collar and inner city sectors will brought up in a way that the average normie will blame them on Trump.

"Trump hates the working class". "Trump isn't bringing manufacturers back to create GOOD jobs, just to legalize slave labor in America". "Putin is convincing Trump to lower wages to match Russia's median income of $500 a month" etc etc.

You'll probably accuse me of LARPing. That's your call. But you'll see it beginning in the next few days.

>>71805723
FOY

>>71805730
as a paid shill i laugh at how off track the rorkes are

>>71805723
those are shit places to live
you'd have to drive for hours to get to anything good

>>71805723
Powys is nice but dull and poor

if the so-called german is a shill then the only thing he's selling is irritating tripe

>>71805761
>kraut

>>71805723
move your East Anglia one a little to the West and you'll be better off

>stormzy album signing at old Trafford

Doesn't get more calcified than that

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Wow, Just wow

look at this net. look at this peel. HA

call me rob pattinson I got a lot of niggas jealous

where are the fucking posts

up your mum's arse mate hahahaha

had a fag just now

Bitch I'm sipping tea in your hood. What the fuck is up. It aint not enough.

putting my duolingo level on the ol curriculum vitae

>>71806019
what was his name?

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>>71806054
lucky

>>71804849
laffed

>>71806091
can i bum a fag please?

got a bit blowy last night and a bunch of trees fell over

>>71805105
autism

>>71806098
sure man no worries

enjoy your lung cancer

>>71806120
the uk? I agree

*enjoys my lung cancer*

>>71806130
will do

*scrapes cancer off my lung cells*

>>71806130

Nowt wrong with smoking. Shame it's a tenner a packet.

you're more likely to develop COPD than cancer if you smoke

which is arguably worse.

>>71806201
>tenner a packet.
good god i'm sorry

Trying to do a placement exemption application but I have no clue how long my supporting statement should be. Not going to get into final year lmao

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elvis ain't dead
and you're coming back to me

>>71806130
i'd smoke but they tax the fuck out of them here
they went up to €11 last budget

>>71806241
Uh sorry?

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>During the Argentine Dirty War, from 1976 to 1983 an estimated 10,000 people were "disappeared", kidnapped clandestinely by groups acting for the dictatorship. Many were killed in death flights, a practice initiated by Admiral Luis María Mendía, usually after detention and torture. Typically they were drugged into a stupor, loaded into aircraft, stripped, and dropped into the Río de la Plata or the Atlantic Ocean.

mornin' bruh-la

>>71806252
nice

hope they go up to €25

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>>71806265
>Victims were sometimes made to dance for joy in celebration of the freedom that they were told awaited them. In an earlier interview, in 1996, Scilingo said, "They were played lively music and made to dance for joy, because they were going to be transferred to the south. [...] After that, they were told they had to be vaccinated due to the transfer, and they were injected with Pentothal. And shortly after, they became really drowsy, and from there we loaded them onto trucks and headed off for the airfield."

>>71806282
why?

>>71806291
Anti-commies should be shot desu

>>71806293
smoking is disgusting 2bh

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>3 quid fifty for a pack here
>tenner in the uk

anyone have a good practical python course

i'm currently reading a book but some more would be nice

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>Anti-commies should be shot desu

>>71806369
Check on Udemy or Coursera la

I will become you, tonight

>>71806366
These are $1.60 here

>>71806369
I think Flying Circus is on netflix

>>71806401
nice meme

amber leaf? 10 grams?

and that's it?

>>71806415
Both are quite good imo la

*resigns from the general because of contact I had with Russian posters during the course of the Leave campaign*

>>71806345
its honestly great for meeting people
you go out for a quick fag in a pub or uni and you always end up talking to the other smokers, even if you only kinda know them

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>>71806366
Forgot pic

>>71806433
bloody RACIST

goodnight

>>71806427
I'm so so sorry

>>71806427
im not sorry fuck you

When all your feels combined

>>71806411
not worth the tradeoff for living in ethiopia desu

>>71806421
cutters choice is superior

>>71806405
Then what will I become tonight?

>>71806476
Fair desu

>>71806401
Don't they cost money though

>>71806474
ah yes

30 grams golden virginia and a clipper lighter please bossman

>>71806507
Coursera does have a few free Python courses, check there first

business idea: sell my house and move to ethopia and live like a king

>>71806565
king of shit

I know you really tried to understand

>>71806547
Cheers good buddy

the final redpill when it comes to mental health is that you should really just bottle it all inside

>>71806565
ethiopia is a bit extreme but honestly look at thailad he probably gets average pay in western terms but im willing to bet he lives like a king in there

>>71806602
>buddy
FOY

I know you really tried to understand

>>71806613
Legit.

Alcohol exists for this exact purpose

There's a reason it's stored in...bottles

>>71806486
nothingness

>>71806613
yes that sounds very healthy.

for me, it's sweet chilli coated peanuts

should have been born in UK as a sheepshagger

why is it illegal to collect race/ethnicity data in france?

>>71806613
haha I do this all the time because of things that happened during my childhood

ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL

>>71806634
tremendous post

Sheep shagger, also spelt sheepshagger or sheep-shagger, is a derogatory term usually used to refer to Welsh people and New Zealanders. The insult is the labeling of the subject as someone who engages in sexual intercourse with sheep.[1] In a court case in Britain, the use of the term directed at a Welsh person was ruled to be a "racially aggravating" factor in a disorderly conduct offence.[2]

>>71806565
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT

>>71806669
what's the alternative?

imagine how boring that country's culture would be today without the English

>>71806727
innit, cheers la

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beautiful day outside and i've spent it behind my computer with the curtains closed haha

>>71806737
you tell me. you're the one with the alleged 180 IQ.

>>71806755
pulled a sickie eh? devilish

>>71806755
haha same

*ignores the piss stains on my chair*

si I accidentally bought the wring razor from Argos and can't return it for hygiene reasons if i break it and told them it came like that do you think I would be able to get my money back?
Have any of you guys done something like this before?

*makes a cumstain on his chair

>>71806765
I already told you there is no alternative

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>st. patricks day soon
do you all laugh at the fake irish americans who celebrate st. patricks day? in chicago they even dye the chicago river green

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The so-called product

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFDuBHhkqDo

What did he mean by this?

>>71806828
if you say so, idiot. enjoy your resoundingly shite life.

>>71806838
fuck off you racist bastard

>>71805093
ublock origin

>>71806698
recording data which could identify trends encourages people to treat races differently

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the gf

does the channel fadge post here?

>>71806887
shes a victim of internal racism

you?

you are so precious

>>71806852
his car is blocked in
>I might work on a film soon
wew

>>71806887
why do asians never have tits or arse

they literally look like a cardbox cutout

>>71806978
not mammals

>>71806978
most white girls don't have much either

it's a side effect of being skinny as fuck

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>>71806755

but it's so nice out

why not go for a walk

might do a bit more amphetamine...

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doing a serious ponder right now

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Summer / UK / INFP

Libertarian leftist with a love of America, horror films, and political theory.

Primary interests
Any form of '(anti)social justice' discourse
Watchmen
South Park
Film criticism
Early 90s Norwegian black metal scene
Abraham Lincoln

yo

yo

yo

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So True

>>71805723
>not south cumbria

poo

yo

>>71807061
wish more girls wore chokers tbqh

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HMMMMMMM
*shares*

>>71807144
>the work industry

what did they mean by this

>>71807165
it's what they do down at the jobcentre plus

>>71807165
unemployed people trying to say "having a job" but not knowing how because they're never had a job

>>71807165
>>71807182
>>71807196
good posts

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>>71807061
>Early 90s Norwegian black metal scene
aka "is burzum out of prison yet?"
stay in your lane sweetie

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Off to the work industry lads

>>71807250
>white people
embarrassing

>i love her because she moves in her own ways

>>71807061
Howdy

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The desperation for a female's touch is enough motivation to go to the gym after work

>>71807303
my body's an absolute state but I still shag at least once a fortnight

>>71807286
>that pic

Thanks for your input!

>>71807303
demi looks like shit

>>71807303
wont do much if you're not meeting women anyway

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wow
PREACH

>>71807372
Amen

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>lefty dad wants my help
>annoy him by talking about trump all day

>>71807322
t. student
>>71807343
I do meet women all the time

>>71807394
Hey can you say "Aperson" from now on? It's 2017 and we should all try and be a little more inclusive. Thanks!

>>71807250

someone tell this guy we've still got a decade or two till 2000AD comics are reality

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so true!

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>lefty

>>71807372

such a person would be beaten with sticks in a perfect world

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>tfw smoker's lungs @ 8000 ft

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>>71807361
>leave EU because of its neoliberal policies
>vote in Corbyn and become a socialist superpower
its a dangerous game, but it just might work

>>71807424
if trump saying a few mean things about muslims is all it takes to turn mudslimes into terrorists then i imagine they were pretty radicalised to begin with.

manager of a supermarket here in berlin beat a shoplifter to death

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:'(
*likes*
*shares*
*subscribes*
*retweets*

>>71807466
Corbyn killed Ross luxemburg

>>71807462
you lot chew khat as well?

has your mum had her fanny mutilated?

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Did someone mention le sky daddy?

>>71807424
>"I'm just saying that muslims are committing all the terrorist acts these days"
>"HOW COULD YOUS SAY THAT?? I'm going to join ISIS to get back at you for saying that"
i thought leftists were supposed to be the smart ones

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What books you lot reading then?

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Lunch

haha us students eh? the scrapes we get into haha

>>71807498
Yeah, we pronounce it chaht here though.

Wonderful mellow high that makes for great conversation

>>71807516
just read the devil's detective and then the sequel. pretty cool desu

>>71807541
scrape the cum out of my arse with your dick

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LOL

>>71807521
>white people
no such thing
silly girl

>>71807547
fantastic way to get mouth cancer though.

>>71807521
Afraid I dont understand this one

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the gf

>>71807554
billionaire entrepreneurs in the making

>>71807466
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnik splotila naveki velikaya briiiit


Partiya Corbyna sila narodnaya

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LISTENING TO STORMZY LIKE

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wheat?

>>71807521
disagree that that's a jug tbph

>>71807547
smooth ignoring of the second question there

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Home

>>71807521
what is wrong with this

>>71807571
Chewed more than once per week, the drug has effects that are too dull to be worth it

My name is Arthur, the King of Britain

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>>71807603

i find it funny how kids talk shit about old people as if it won't happen to them

>>71807631
>Dixieland
>Yanks

Ermm no sweetie

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>>71807521
It's a joke. calm down, Calvin and Staceys lol

>>71807613
white people

>>71807495

Lmfaaaaao

>>71807631

I like the idea of a time where there were no annoying divisive liberal shits

three hundred thousand yankies is dead in southern dust

Someone shop a yank frog and a Brit toad

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>>71807692

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>>71807603
Charleston SC reporting
Was thinking about getting a confederate flag tank top to wear to the gym/on runs this summer. Dunno how butthurt people would get here though

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>>71807692

>>71807729
literally no-one would give a toss

>Chelsea v Manure FA Cup quarterfinals

Delicious

>>71807729

I wasn't aware that was accepted dress for men in the UK

200 xp on duolingo today so far

>>71807729
Is that the one that was in Balck Flag?

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Yo my gs, today is the last day to make sure we get the number 1 album. It's so so much closer than you'd think and the gap can't be taken for granted. That iTunes download, that hard copy you buy, streaming it on Spotify all of these things count so much and go way way further than you think so can't leave it to chance! The support I've had so far has been MAD, and I hate to bang on about this flipping no. 1 but it's right in front of us and what a dream it would be. So I won't quit the fight, we're up against agents and machines and I ain't going down easy lol. So please do what you can! We have slashed the price in half inside HMV, iTunes & Amazon for today only so that we can make this last day count (for those who paid full price already I promise you I love you and I appreciate that and I'll make it up to you some day lol). Tag your friends, tell your mum to buy it, keep streaming it, get down to your local HMV/supermarket and buy a copy. Asking for ALL your help on this one, final final push before the charts close on midnight. If every single person that read this/(you)'d this went and bought it we would absolutely kill it. Love you all and grateful as always. #GSAP OUT NOW!

>>71807805
Liverpoo/Arse on Saturday

I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE

>>71807819
what languages are you learning? what level?

can't respect Southern identity because it isn't anti-American anymore

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Wow.....

is gsap any good?

>>71807863
me on the left

>>71807867
depends on what you're looking for/expecting from it
because it's only got like 3-5 bangers on it
rest is slower ballads and shit
guy even sings gospel on it

>>71807863
me, balding, on the far right

>>71807849
Excited for that either. Is it at anfield?

>>71807813
What did he mean by this

Wanking over the cumdesk

*as well

lmao

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I know real shower man, you know reckless bad boys
You know them protein shake in their breakfast bad boys
Them man are some "Bro, could you get me on the guest list?" bad boys

>>71807863
I like how they didn't write out Hitler because they can't even say his name

I have done maybe an hour's total work this week and I will be asking for a raise at my next appraisal

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>>71807863
*thinks*

bassdrop

my friends don't actually like me that much or at all really but I'll keep pretending otherwise

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>>71804849
One of you punchable-faced brats said Elton John is "soft" music yesterday. I'd like to see how soft you think he is after you listen to this: https://youtu.be/lXzkzYiKN8M

D E E P TRACKS

>>71808051
same

runt that works for me has been fucking about for the whole week. must have done an hour's work since monday. will be lucky to leave his next appraisal still in a job.

Britain should lead the charge and become a republic

FUCK the queen

>corr here's one lads, was down the dog and duck the other day, necking a few bad boys and havin a bit of pub grub with the fellas like, no aggro or nothing, just bare chilled like, and I sees this proper peng bird like, so I go over and start nattering away, she's got proper dece chebs like, piss poor arse but the puppies make up for it, and we end up popping outside to the baccy area for a chat, oi turns she's well steaming like, and I'm pretty fucked too, and I end up fingerin her snatch round back of tescos init haha
can someone translate this into queen's english?

is it just me or do the filters on marlboro reds taste a bit like chocolate

do any of you know what career you want?

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>>71804942
> extremely british muslims
> pic of uber-yankified hijabi slags

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>>71808110
very much this

>>71808111
That is queen's english haha

>>71808111
Dog and duck = tuck shop

That's all I know

RUFF'S THE NEW BUFF

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*sees you in the bog*
*pisses you down the gutter*

>>71808173
pretty sure it's the name of the pub in this context

>>71806138
sick burn mate

>>71806397
commies should be hung drawn and quartered

>>71808110
A Marxist-Leninist republic, I hope

>>71808227
It's rhyming slang you Berkshire shunt

>>71807476
it ws probably Obama's drone killings that did it

>>71808277
>>71808277
>>71808277
NEW

>>71808270
James Blunt

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The day of the hammer and sickle shall come!

Hehe, posting here when everyone's left.

that's what you think

>>71808369
GET OUT THIS IS MY THREAD ONLY FOR ME