Post how your country has delivered friendly banter to other nations

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>>71803549
this painting depicts the time when the dumb slavs gave all their lands and water away in return for just 12 white mares to Grandprince Árpád, the leader of the Hungarian tribes

>>71803660
Your ancestors were great warriors
In fact, the German identity was formed to protect against Hungarian raiders

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>>71803660
the same event from a 14th century chronicle

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>>71803684
thank you for your kind words, Kraut
here's an early example of Hungarian-German banter as a gift for you:
>In 955, (...) the Hungarians reached the city of Augsburg. Close to the city, at the Lech field, the Germans smashed the Hungarians, part of them were killed brutally, some others were imprisoned. At that place Lehel and Bulcsú were also imprisoned, and taken in front of the emperor. When the emperor asked, why the Hungarians are so cruel against the Christians, they replied, "We are the revenge of the highest God, sent to you as a scourge. You shall imprison us and kill us, when we cease to chase you." Then the emperor called them: "Choose the type of death you wish". Then Lehel replied, "Bring me my horn, which I will blow, then I will reply". The horn was handed to him, and during the preparation to blow it, he stepped forward, and hit the emperor so strongly he died instantly. Then he said: "You will walk before me and serve me in the other world", as it is a common belief within the Scythians, that whoever they killed in their lives will serve them in the other world. They were taken to custody and were hanged quickly in Regensburg.

>An unidentified woman at a reception in Vienna, had apologised for the rudeness of some French officers who had turned their backs on him when he entered.
>"I have seen their backs before, madam." Wellington responded.

>We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France.

>>71803754
Nice, but it is probably not true, is it?

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>>71803832
it might be, his famous horn has never been lost, and it does in fact misses a piece of its tip, perhaps a result of him striking the Emperor

>>71803941
I seriously doubt it 2bh

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>>71803754
>and were hanged quickly
that went well

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>>71803549