Dr. Pavel I'm CIA edition
FOY
"""Pie"""
>he didnt do drama
easiest A* you'll ever get provided you're not on the spectrum
album cover art on my google play music app is swapped around
annoyed.
>>71801933
>provided you're not on the spectrum
haha
HAHAHAHA
20 minutes til interview time
What do brits think of Brian Limond?
>>71801957
what's the job?
>>71801955
he was ahead of his time
>>71801894
I'm here to be the poster I wish to see in the world.
>>71801955
got me through some hard times
>>71801933
One of the only GCSEs I didn't get A* in
then again im probably on the spectrum teehee
>>71801972
Dee Dee perfectly encapsulates a reclusive mentally ill person.
>>71801933
did it because it was that or sports leadership
ended up getting a D because i could't be arsed to do my coursework so i handed nothing in, not that its mattered at all
I used to be a proper nerd at secondary
but then towards the end of year 9 someone introduced me to cannabis, so I stopped caring
Still got 12 As though
>>71802001
was he a junkie?
>>71801972
funny sometimes
>>71802001
>reclusive
what are you on about, she was a fucking loudmouth ballerina
>>71801989
wheres this from
>>71801894
you post this like we don't already know all of this
this isn't a hobby, it's an addiction
>>71801972
He quite a laugh but has fallen off just recently. I used to play L4D2 with him.
>>71802001
I thought Dee Dee represents typical DUDE WEED YEAH LMAO
>>71802043
not in the slightest mate. he's a schizophrenic hermit and limmy got the thought processes of a nutter absolutely spot on.
I think I swalled a vein
>>71801974
door to door jewish sign publisher
oh my god speak up WOMAN
>>71801974
so-called "customer relationship manager"
nice joke hun
now go back to the kitchen
/tv/ is the best board on 4chan.
Prove me wrong.
>>71802164
nah but its the funniest one
>>71802164
it's for underage memespouting retards
>>71801864
Which one should I smoke first?
Straight or bent?
>>71802164
>/tv/
>worse then /b/, /r9k/ and /pol/
nah
>>71802164
/g/ is
>>71802201
Better than anything you have ever contributed, you bogtrotting spudnigger IRA terrorist scumcunt
remember when bronies was a thing
Consuming media is not a hobby
I'm on the bus
to Yoker!
doing a small poo
>>71802213
>then
>>71802182
"Fight" me
Got two new pipes.
They're modest, but practical.
Excuse the poor lighting, I'm posting in the middle of the night from my work desk.
>>71802278
>cant smoke crack or meth in them
no thanks
>>71802266
just vomited in my mouth you grotty cunt
>>71802266
oh put it away mate
at one point, you were the youngest person in existence
NIP'D
Pipe smoking is, really, a lost art. Wouldn't you agree?
>>71802266
are you the lad that gets angry at GTA 5
>>71802308
total bollocks, im probably older than anyone here
why are all the best british people actually irish?
This pipe gimmick doesn't have much in it, recycling the same posts and barely a single (You) in any given thread. Cut your losses and move on
>>71802232
unwarranted degree of hostility desu
>>71802355
¡Not a gimmick!
left her bloody and crying
>>71802334
you were still the youngest person in existence at one point you thick fucking cunt
at one point you were 0.000000001 seconds old
Salutations, brit-bros.
See this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0WvUEjhadM
How far from Received Pronunciation is the british guy?
Also... Stephen Fry, Richard Burton, Brian Sewell (not joking), Charles Dance...
According to you, which one do have the most respectable accent?
>That one Finnish guy that complains about Anglos in every thread
not sure if it's a gimmick or what
>>71802386
I'm nearly fifty
>>71802359
rope yeself, paddy
>>71802322
Nah
>>71802349
fuck off cunt
if you wanted to claim descendants of irish immigrants you shouldn't have bombed our cities
>>71802402
jajajjajajaajaja
Wahey, fellas! Check out this wacky new gimmick.
*does a gimmick*
>tfw actually a member of the ira and bombed british orphans orphanages
come at me
>>71802406
theres one of every JF flag that does this
it's like noah's ark
>>71802421
uhm... you attacked us first sweetie :)
My poos have been smelling extra horrid lately
>>71802429
>younger than 50
>smokes a pipe
bent twat
hahahaha
pipes stain your teeth horrible
>>71802429
What's it like? Taste better than cigs? How long would that 1 pipe smoke for?
really should study more kraut but the house is fucking FREEZING just want to lie in bed
>>71802266
what you eating m8 an empty pie?
>>71802473
Put a hoodie on
edged for like an hour yesterday
dont really feel like wanking today because it wont be as good
>>71802486
I like to enjoy the meat and pastry seperately
ree
>>71802278
that's beyond RP, that's heightened RP
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/837277550317604865
sticker y'all
>uncle came over with a sixpack
>shared a few with me n' my dad
>went home with the other two and left one for me
I can't really complain because he brought beers n' everything, but c'mon
take most historical quotes, attribute them to someone from the modern day and they'd be a laughing stock
lads when are we doing /facesofbrit/
>I like to enjoy the meat and pastry seperately
>>71802578
So you each had one beer? Fucking yank-tier carry on
You know who you are
>>71802439
i meant we as in irish diaspora in the uk
need a cheeky icebreaker lads.
give us your best ones
>>71802632
bloody weather eh?
utter spanner of a recruiter
job ad specified that they had part time available
i carefully wrote in my application that i was only interested in a part time job
"oops i guess i didn't see that and we forgot to update the ad, tee hee"
why are people in HR so incompetent?
Short people have so much legroom
Fucking midgets
>>71802632
Also fuck off runt
>>71802632
"a bit cheeky, but leave a x if you would give me a lap dance"
>>71802621
debate me
>>71802549
>English, Actor, Musician, UCSB alum. (go Gauchos)
>University of California, Santa Barbara
didn't even know tim used to live in yankland
Spend hours at work every day on Google maps just zooming in and out on great britain, like following rivers too
Any recommendations for quirky places to look at?
>>71802632
The Titanic ;-)
gib (you)s pls
>>71802654
neo liberalism means the labour markets been flooded so hr departments can be incompetent without it hindering the business
>>71802589
I'm too handsome to be seen next to you runts so I shan't participate myself
>>71802632
Love your (item of clothing), have the same in red.
Guaranteed success
>>71802674
i like looking at tokyo, it's huge but comfy
>>71802678
no.
shan't.
wait
fuck. i fucked it :(
taking a shit lads
>>71802689
love your tampon have the same in red
>>71802654
BTFO by your own beliefs haha
>>71802682
THIS
>>71802688
same
but i'd like to know im not posting with a load of gremlins
What's the nicest thing anyone on 4chan has ever done for you?
I can name a few acts of selfless generosity
what the fuck if going on over at /hr/ btw
>>71802678
paki
>>71802728
Provided sauce.
Cheeky ;-)
>71802734
did you just trick me into going onto a shite board i dont care about?
>>71802728
life advice
>>71802728
Well thought out and tailored advice is always nice. I'm not one to seek out kindness so I haven't experienced any kindness that is particularly remarkable.
>>71802632
alri
>>71802767
nah i can't see half the threads apparently hiroshimoot did something
>>71802728
got taught how to use the snout on a lasses fanny yesterday
>>71802728
posted an obscure grime choon I was looking for for years
>>71802790
The servers crashed recently and all images from a certain timeframe were wiped.
If I wanna sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack
>>71802829
>drinking tennents
Absolute degenerate
bit depressed today ngl
>>71802532
Some highly educated version? Forgive me if I'm asking something stupid, it's just that I would like to indentify from where in the UK does this come. Perhaps it's just a particular manner, and not something common.
See minute 5:25. I love how "Race, Tribal affiliations, National borders" is pronounced.
>>71802728
i said i liked an album on /mu/ a few years ago, and some lad said "hey, you might like this as well" and sent me a mediafire link with a short EP in it and 6 years later one of the songs is still unironically my favourite song of all time
somedays you get loadsa (You)'s without many posts and somedays you post loads without getting many (You)'s
>>71802829
>drinking tennents
How are they going to pay rent now?
>>71802847
stop shitposting in your mom's basement and get a job
bomba
Chatting up a bird over our mutual interests lads.
do NOT see this going well haha
shaved the ol' wedding tackle lads
feels quite nice
83
don't like this post not one bit
>>71802853
RP=BBC News
Heightened RP=The Queen
and it doesn't necessarily come from a certain place, either he's putting it on or he's a posh git
>>71802883
I've got a job, it's my day off today.
>stop shitposting in your mom's basement and get a job
>>71802896
looks bigger too
unfortunately gets a bit boggy though, hair helps drain sweat away
This slag likes Pratchett and Lovecraft lads.
Very much in a good mood.
>retaking GSCE's from a few years back as i missed the PB one.
>Literally just write Islam is good and bigotry is wrong
>predicted A*
>a clean hygenic hairless crack, easy to clean
>thunderously loud farts and swampy arsehole
decisions decisions
Really makes ya think huh
going to take a shower
give me a quick rundown of the threads when i get back xoxo
>>71802909
I appreciate the comment, anon.
I also suppose that it would be weird for the common brit to hear this accent without raising an eyebrow.
feel rough as houses
>>71802449
> francophone
You're even more bent than me, buddy.
>>71802469
The two major reasons pipe smoking has gone out of fashion is because it has a learning curve (not all that steep, but you have do your research). The average Briarwood pipe bowl is 0.8 inches in width, and 1.5 inches in depth. Given you pack the bowl evenly and fully, it will last anywhere between 30-60 minutes. You can also pack a bowl half-way, though less than half usually burns out much more quickly. Wide/deep bowls can smoke for longer, up to even 2 hours.
A cigarettes is what, 5-7 minutes.
Pipe smoking takes time, and requires knowledge.
As pipe smoke is not inhaled, if you are currently a cigarette smoker, switching to pipe smoking will be far better for your respiratory health (though still carcinogenic).
Pipe tobaccos vary widely as well, but it is widely said that pipes are far, far less abrasive than any other type of smoked tobacco. I don't smoke every day, but after I smoke a bowl of aromatic tobacco, I've been asked if I'm wearing perfume.
It's definitely smoky, but in a good way.
Non-aromatic tobaccos as well have a much mellower scent than the types used for cigars and cigarettes.
>>71803043
My latin teacher talked like that but i can't say i've heard it much outside of a couple of other posh academics
>>71803022
go the other way
>>71803055
Fucked up the first sentence. It's a drawn out smoke. It lasts for about 30-60 minutes.
Hence why it's fallen out of favour.
>>71802728
anon on /v/ gave me a game i wanted for free
>>71803022
>tfw oppressing argycucks for centuries
feels good to own the Falklands
did a wank but i'm still livid
You can go your own way
>>71803109
>>71803109
this made me do a howl, ta
>>71803109
how long was the interview
me messaging the ol' 'f
>>71801864
plane?
>>71803043
no problem mate
yea it's not very common to hear though you wouldn't bat an eyelid if you did hear it
You can own your own gay
You can grow your own gay
>>71803109
True German autism
Dresden was not enough
>>71801864
Tell me about Thatcher, why does she close the mines?
>>71803109
haha daneland you silly goose
>>71803109
was your interview for a porno
>>71803157
slavery is illegal
I wish /brit/ was always like it is right now.
>>71803144
literally writhed in agony at this attempt at humour
Best PM we ever had
>>71803055
hat
>>71803144
why are girls so
>>71803189
*rolls you over with a rolling pin, flattening you like a cartoon character*
>>71803217
girls are mental
>>71803186
the best /brit/ is any time past 12:30 am
all the normdrones are gone to bed but its not too slow either
>>71803220
can't quell the mel
>>71803186
why? it's so fucking slow. cant wait for the uni runts and wageslaves to get home
>>71803198
debatable. He was the most eloquent, statesman-like and probably the most intelligent in a long time.
Really gets the neurons firing
>>71802402
Yeah that sounds like RP
>>71803252
>California
not even surprised
>>71803252
ah yes mental illness
>>71803248
US puppet and fucking horrible at geo politics.
>>71803252
>Man
>he
get the impression this publication doesn't approve
>>71803252
back in the day people like this would've been sent to the loony bin
>>71803247
>non stop shitposting by runts
>no real discussion, just gimmicks
>thread wars
nah
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1487249865623.jpg
the pornfu
no taxation without representation
>>71803252
>"Hey, if it doesn't affect me then more power to them!"
>>71803142
bout five minutes from start to "why do you want to quit your current job"
>>71803252
https://www.instagram.com/vinnyohh/?hl=en
Hes taken the bogpill
>>71803278
I agree, but its easy to say all that in hindsight.
>>71803224
Fookin... poostin on /brit/
>>71803306
meh some might like how lively it is
>>71803312
Name?
>>71803367
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1487250103534.jpg
little caprice
>>71803376
amazing body
>>71803332
reminds me of something
>>71803339
Not many people were critical of him because of the hype surrounding a new "neo labour" PM. He was fucking terrible
the problem with limmy's dee dee sketches is that they remind me of myself too much
>>71803326
at least you didn't waste time
I did a 1 hour interview for a part time stockroom job in Harvey Norman. They let me go after three weeks when all the Christmas stock was sorted
the problem with whatever it's called is you lot bang on about it as if it's actually a thing
>>71803252
Stop reposting from /pol/
the problem with the bankers is their bonuses
the problem with scotland is that its full of scots
>>71803407
>one hour interview for a stockroom job
what the fuck
business idea: find a way to make recruiting less dumb
>>71803332
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ3_C40BEmn/?taken-by=vinnyohh&hl=en
>this is what happens when the weak and unprepared take the bogpill
>>71803423
stop being blairites
Another day and still not got a job.
>>71803376
so many top tier pornfus from eastern Europe now.
>>71803460
>gif
fuck off
having a waifu is one thing but choose one who is a slut that has taken literal miles of dick in her clunge for money? beyond pathetic.
>>71803446
yeah they had a big quiz and stuff I had to do that the HR department made
It always annoys me when my parents complain about me not having a job.
They claim it was easy back in their days and that they could just walk into jobs, HR makes that impossible these days
I've gone to dozens of interviews and applied for hundreds more jobs and I'm still unemployed.
perhaps I'm doing something wrong?
>>71803450
a retarded cunt like this has money baka
>>71803493
not a waifu you cunt a pornfu
most people have a favourite pornstar
news
>>71803493
>>71803512
Who is your waifu then?
>>71803512
>most people have a favourite pornstar
actually, no, most people are normal
>>71803516
That page is always having shit shared by my 'facebook' 'friends'
I don't know any yanks
>>71803527
the day I have a waifu is the day I know I need to off myself
>>71803541
wrong
>>71803516
>a dose of their own medicine
they're acknowledging the other post tbf
>>71803506
it's difficult to know unless HR provide feedback.
why does most porn have absolutely atrocious acting? I've seen better acting at school plays
what year are you currently in
2015 here
phwoar
>>71803605
*BRAAAAAPHHHT*
>>71803600
been stuck in 2010
>>71803600
>2011
>>71803554
how?
poosident toilet bog fart
hmmm
>>71803706
who are (((they)))
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/03/the-real-reason-nigel-farage-hates-douglas-carswell/
farage utterly btfo
https://www.reddit.com/r/ImpeachTrump/
just subscribed
>>71803665
jesus fucking christ you illiterate fuck. ''a dose of their own medicine'' implies that they are aware that republicans -supposedly- obstructed obama when he was president.
>>71803732
right wingers
>>71803745
same #NeverDrumpf
might spray so WD40 on my balls
Douglas Carswell is possibly the most radical centrist politician in British politics today
>>71803783
Would definitely recommend
Can't get a smooth enough swing without it
>>71803783
Did this once, made me cum in like 5 strokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU-RNjPxsXI
might learn this for the ol' ball and chain
>>71803813
Carswell is p based
should start his own party, away from all the UKIP troglodytes
absolutely flying at duolingo today
UN translator here I come
>Did a wank but I'm still livid
what did he mean by this?
my wider problem is i don't really have any great professional aspirations
>>71803871
>duolingo
>>71803861
he immediately becomes more appealing when you realise how big Nige's ego really is, he's not a Tory plant and really hates Westminster, and he's really just a bit of a weird eccentric tech-savvy free-market loving libertarian at the end of the day
>>71803910
no lingot for you matey
>>71803899
ahh yes, the ambitious left
Wish I could speak spanish and chinese so I could work as a translator basically anywhere
>no black booty gf
>1:30 on a wednesday
>still the fastest thread on /int/
absolute state of this board might browse the ol' 'ddit for a bit
Anyone got that one image of the tiny London home sandwiched between two council estate looking buildings?
>>71804027
reckon you should go there and stay
>reckon you should go there and stay
>>71804057
now im quite confused
>>71804077
i only browse reddit ironically
>>71804027
>drumpf is a fashsisht
>EDIT: Thx for gold kind stranger
>my transexual cat got a highscore on pacman today
saved you 20 mins
>I only browse reddit unironically
>>71804110
quite accurate. People give 4chan shit but there's a sanctimonious undertone to a lot of reddit that really rubs me the wrong way.
/r/suicidewatch
>I fedora post without posting a fedora
>i fedora post
>>71804110
reddit has more range of opinion than the chon outside the default subs
lads, /pol/ actually think Trump is thanking them for "winning the election for him" by putting a green Make America Great Again St. Patrick's day hat with a four leaf clover on it on sale for 50 dollars, and some of them are actually ordering it
>>>/pol/114923087
off for a nap lads
i've earnt it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tgirls/
what do people think of this meme?
>>71804193
well yeah but they almost always find a way to fit fuck drumpf in there
>>71804193
so fuck off their then you fucking faggot
>>71804198
ah yes /pol/
>>71804198
tbf that is quite a coincidence
>>71804236
>their
ahh yes, the so called intelligent rorke
>>71804198
what causes one to become so delusional?
>>71804260
he just made March 2017 mick American muh heritage month a few days ago
>tbf that is quite a coincidence
>>71804221
screaming
Keep having mares on tinder lads
>>71804260
that 4chan has a clover for its logo and st patrick day exists?
>>71804198
taken from that thread
i kid you not
bought some of these from the slav isle in tesco
>>71804221
sometimes it can be quite funny. That one is a bit shit though. Whatever happened to the third eye gimmick ?
>>71804289
somewhere along the way /pol/ forgot they were joking and newfags went with it
>>71804311
that he releases a MAGA hat with the 4chan logo on it. I know it's probably a coincidence but it's fun to pretend
FFS, /brit/ has now degeneralated (see what I did there) into the worst kind of discussion. Won't even name it but we all know.
Is it because this is the time of day when all the kiddies are on their phones at school or all the degenerate basement dwellers are shitposting on their watsits stained keyboards?
Where has the insightful, fulfilling discussion gone? We are left with arguing over which site is better or who has come from where. Disgraceful.
>>71804334
>legendary smack
think you mean the Scotland aisle mate
>>71804345
woah he released a MAGA hat for st patricks day! what a coincidence!
Anyone else never been to Scotland
Caribbean girls come and dance with me
African girls come and dance with me
It's just me and my gs
We ain't running from neeks nah we running from police
>>71804396
yeah
>>71804378
oh fuck off you dry cunt
>>71804321
so glad I've managed to stay off that shithole since Brexit
>>71804373
>watsits
>>71804373
/brit/ is only good when normies post 2bh.
>>71804373
>watsits
>>71803734
how is that article dated the 4th of March
>>71804373
>watsits
FOY
>>71804396
Wouldn't go to that third world shithole if you paid me
I cant look at pol the same way anymore
>>71804396
Nah don't plan to either
>>71804373
This is real lunch break hour
sitting in lidl car park again
>>71804454
u gotta be kidding
that is a yank /pol/ meet up?
>>71804445
That's when the magazine comes out
>>71804454
>a bunch of fat Mexicans sitting around drinking milk from gallon jugs
>these are the """Yanks""" you post with every day
>>71804454
Leftypol is whiter than pol lol
So much for Aryans
>>71804439
>>71804450
good god I always read the 'O' on the packet as an "A" :O
Life will never be the same again
>>71804454
>>71804454
>jugs of milk to share
what on earth
>>71804519
you're a fucking retard mate
>>71804501
you
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.
My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty.
le arrow to the knee! xD
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/837300560361586688
Why doesn't Tim fucking respond to me on Twitter?
>skips the bonus track
not a part of the intended album experience
You have quite a treasure there in that Horardric Cube
>>71804570
I'll have you know there's no pussyyyyy
From that moment, we traveled together, East. Always... into the East."
would not be surprised if Tim was actually faking being insane because hes a serial killer and pleaded insanity to get out of jail
giving in and downloading chrome
What does he mean by this?
>>71804792
rorke
>>71804792
what were you using before
WE GO AGAIN
>>71804826
firefox
can't take the slowdowns anymore
if you use anything other than chrome you are a rasheed
>>71804798
Tim fucks his bears