/asean/

/asean/ more like /anus/

Fuck you I was supposed to make the thread.

Its just still painful I hope I could get over what that Ilongga bitch has done to my father

Most dangerous ethnic group in your cunt?

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who /privatetrackers/ here?

>mfw a bisaya streams near me

>>71801338
malaysians

>It's only March
>big conventions aren't until September
What to do? I'm getting bored.

>daily reminder that cebu would instantly become first world once federalism is implemented

>>71801563
wtf that sun has 10 rays

>>71801678
Probably it's to include Quezon and the Muslims.

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Can 1/4 japs be considered as hafus?

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>super lovers

>>71801707
>1/4
>HALFu
god fucking damn it Junjun

>>71801707
>1/4
>can they be 1/2?
>filipino education

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Will you be buying a Nintendo Switch?

Singapore is the best.

>>71801338
Bisaya

>>71801771
>>71801788
not in a literal sense, jusko

>>71801793
No. The game exclusives are shits.

>>71801793
No money.

>>71801807
I agree. Now gibe sultan's monies pls.

pengne ngentot gna

>>71801793
>only one game
nah ill wait it out, but ill be buying it for half the price if someone got a buyers remorse

>>71801886
1-2-Switch is also being released for it. It should have been bundled with the system, though.

>>71801271
tagalogfags on the left bisayafags on the right

>>71801837
still no.

any lawfags or knows someone who is?

How hard is the bar exam in the philippines?

>>71801707
looks more half white than half chink kek

>>71801793
I'll wait for emulators.

theres an event in penang esplanade this saturday im planning on going. any penang fags here?

>>71801939
mate

its weird, grand parents are spanish and japanese, both countries who colonized our country, this country is a literal cuck

>>71801975
I thought it was closed?

Do you believe in ghosts? I for once think that NCR is a haunted place when night time comes, it just gets drowned by noisy jeepneys but the aura of the place has something to it.

>>71801988
thought so you look like a male version of my ate

>>71801988
>this country is a literal cuck
you mean your family? it's the mongrel blood that's running into your veins nweiz lmao.

>>71801999
it was closed momentarily due to triad shootout. now it has been reopened to Make Esplanade Great Again (MEGA)

dont talk about ghosts not until i get to poop before bed time

>>71802002
never do, closest I could think of is when I was like 9 or 10, went to the bathroom at night, was still a bit hazy and rested half of my head on the wall, with the other half over looking the kitchen, saw a white thing dash from left to right

>>71802068
fuck off I was about to take a dump

Is it me or is pooping in public bathrooms uncommon in the Philippines? In other countries it's normal and the norm, but here most people prefer doing it at home and only do it in public places if they can't hold it anymore.

Hi fellow asians

>>71802002
NCR is a very very big place, anon. could you be more specific?

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>>71801793
PC masterrace reporting in!

>>71801988
literally americanized asian latino.

i can't + my lads

>>71802058
Do you know Penang Anime Matsuri then?

>>71802093
ive never pooped in public i just dont feel comfortable without using bidet feels sticky
most of our public bathrooms dont have bidet sprays

>>71802101
How is Putin doing? Do people there still like him?

>>71802118
no i dont even like animes

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>>71802002
I wrote this shit on /x/

hope we can make a film about it

>>71802107
Quezon City

>>71801707
You don't even look half tbhwy

>>71802146
>literally fuck this shit
ayyy lmao. don't give cow princess any ideas.

>>71802002
Maybe the old uni buildings

Most of the ghost stories here are more profound in the provinces

>>71802146
wew

>>71802093
i pooped countless times in public. there are terrible times that i used reciepts, handkerchief for wiping

jolibee and chowking are the best place to poop
petron if you are driving

>>71802251
like what? Central Philippine University

>>71802093
Yes
Its almost considered a shameful act
Hold it in until you get home

>>71802146
I liked the story where the trigger to see the ghost was to tell the story to other people

>>71802289
I know. I don't understand why it's not a big deal in other countries but here people get teased for it. In Japan it's sometimes considered embarrassing but in America and the UK it's the norm.

>>71802281
St. James College in Calamba. Used to pass by that all the time when the SLEX-STAR connection wasn't open yet. Apparently the building's haunted.

>>71802343
imagine the smell

>>71802154
do you have anything to share to us on why you think QC is haunted?

Remember how when we were kids we like to make fun of 'Supots' then now we realize its very fucking normal for the rest of the world?

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>>71802002
That shitty obvious pocketed construction money Manila film center comes to mind
Or old Unis like Ust or letran

>>71802547
t. supot

>>71802093
I can't even take a shit in my own home without completely rinsing my anus with handsoap and bidet for ten minutes.

Anyone else here watching Fuuka? Seems most of /a/ has already dropped it.

>>71802547
as long as you're uncut and as long as you're living here in PH, you'd be bullied like the supot that you are.

>>71802783
>t. Taba "I fucked up my digestive system" Choy

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>tfw you will never watch politicians sweat like a fat guy and get grilled every night because you home country doesn't have the Westminster Parliament system, where politicians are forced to defend each their actions

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>>71803141

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>>71803250
>packed in a small building
>barely able to move around
>very noisy
>very hot
>full of shit
there is literally no difference between being a battered chicken and being a politician in Westminster

fun fact: well raised filipina girls are very loyal

>>71803141
>>71803375
you don't have to worry about those shit, flipbong. all you have to do is to rev your stamp's lever up then slam the motherfucking seal into that piece of sheet like the fucking boss that you are.

>>71803420
>fun fact: uneducated filipina girls are very loyal*
fixed it for you.

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>>71803452
t. tourism student

>>71802343
I wish people would stop taking a shit in public bathrooms here. Sometimes the shit gets smothered on the toilet and no amount of flushing can remove the stain and it gets very stinky

>>71803141
They're pushing for the French type of parliament here
And they want Marcos to be the PM even thoughh he is not an elected offical atm
Its an impending disaster

I love my sister!

>>71803803
Sauce?

>>71803830
INDONESIA

>>71803830
You tell us this every day.

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>>71803643

>>71803868
Everytime until you like it.

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>I accidentally clicked my friends on steam
>see my old HS friends
>Last online : 600 - 900 days ago
>suddenly flashback good old dota 2/cs source/1.6/etc.. days
T__________T

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>>71803803
>French type of Parliament
Absolutely disgusting

>>71803803
>French type of parliament
(lol

More like pure dictatorship with the rubber stamp Congress and now, the Senate

>>71804265
we singapore now?

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>>71803908
>"Cgecge"
>11/03/2013 2:51PM
fuck I still miss you

>>71804292
Singaporean politicians aren't hacks like Dutiti and his minions.

>>71804367
that is how they were viewed when Yew first came into power

>>71804367
well no one is good when it comes to the fiipinos

>>71804430
Comparing LKY and his cohorts to Dutiti and his minions is totally offensive to the Singaporean people.

>>71803830
Go play your VN, oni-chan <3

>>71804482
in his defense, he's not wrong though

>>71804642
Samefag

>>71803858
Haven't you watched dutduts speeches it goes hand and hand with his federalism plans
As for Marcos its anecdotal but I wouldn't be surprise even the paid fb people are shilling this.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/875244/bongbong-likely-pick-for-prime-minister-in-dutertes-federalism-bid

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>>71804658

>>71804292
Well we are not a city sate we are an archipelago that has many LGU and dynasty politiicans to pocket and abuse funding
I guess not

Federalism is just a buzzword for Mindanao separatism and giving more power to regional political bailiwicks and families.

Same shit, different day.

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>>71804633
Chrono clock torrent isn't even up yet.

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>>71804732

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>>71804835
Same here bro. Still waiting for it.

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>>71804974
Are you muh fellow incestfag?

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>>71805084
Just a tsunderefag passing through.

>>71803508
more like golddiggers with aids and white cock fetish

>>71805685
>white old cock fetish
There you go friend. This is more accurate.

>>71805724
MMMM is their official motto

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>>71805592
You're tsundere about the fact that you're incestfag?

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Interesting documentary film
https://youtu.be/e4k6bMVsIv4
https://youtu.be/Xs45UzEi3H0
https://youtu.be/yZVsqs2xQ9M
https://youtu.be/9eDRTEJhF9I

>>71805908
eww no.too many subtitles

>>71805908
fuck off communist filth

OOH WEE

>>71805908
Not available for mobile

>>71804835
>>71804974
What are you talking about, it's has been out since 2 fucking years ago

pengen maen zelda
wuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>71805908
chongchingpakpak choinhsjsoiafssyiiuuu syuiiii siiaannggg shiaang shhoooong chingggggg chhoooooonggg braapappppp commiieeeee kee aaiii

>>71806379
Fuck off, jopscum

>>71802023
post pics

>>71805908
ching chong to you too

>kamu ga akan pernah kumpul bareng sama temanmu di warteg sambil menghisap kretek gudang garam setelah seharian membawa angkot

oh yesus kenapa harus aku dilahirkan di malaysia

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>>71806103
Well their side of the story is that in order to obtain independence the Malayan govt sold out the gommies to the anglos by banning them from elections.

>>71806938
t. ki

>>71803803
we're pushing for federalist government?

I think I'm dying

>>71807665
why?

>>71807665
thank god it will be finally over soon no?

>>71807665
Is it time again?

>>71807665
awalnya mati pucuk

nak pegi oversea lah. tapi kene blacklist. =_=

>>71807665
You are giving birth, go to hospital.

>>71807879
nak kemane pakcik, ke Syria ? titip salam buat Bahrun Naim lah

>>71807879
>ptptn tak bayar
>ada hati nak gi oversea

>>71807879
t. kim jong naim

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>>71808139

>>71803830
Daily reminder big sister is way more superior than little sister

>>71808208
Terrorist

>>71808309
Factually false.

>>71808515
Well I only have a big sister, so I don't really know, but I don't like younger girls, they kind of annoying

>>71808309
Can confirm.

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>>71808867
fuck, kill, marry

>>71808096
kite bru abes menanam anggur, rezki keje tup tup dpt kt oversea, tengok2 kene blacklist. so cmne la nk byr kn. bukan sengaje k taknak bayar

>>71809008
Dapat kerja kat mana?

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literally me rn

>>71809334
Me raping you?

>>71809385
I think he means that he is taking martial arts classes.

>>71809464
But why?

>>71809154
Kat Koalaland.

>>71809550
>But why?
There is a rapist on the loose of course.

>>71809464
What kind of martial arts is that? Disarming the attacker and then fingering him? That is some sick shit man.

>>71810053
Must be based on the martial arts manga To Love Ru.

>>71809974
Who is that rapist?

>>71810381
Your cousin, Selva Kumar.

>>71810393
Seriously can you stop this?

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>>71810489
I'm sorry

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What's going on here?

>>71810529
Pay me back for all your slander

>>71810643
How?

>>71810660
Post thighs

>>71810857
Nah

>>71810877
Forehead then

>>71810540
Rogol indon

>>71801338
Tagalogs

>>71812342
Is that you?

>>71812781
I wish

http://says.com/my/seismik/dulu-gemok-dan-sering-diejek-kini-jadi-model

>>71812862
Looks like propaganda to me, just be yourself bro haha