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>be american
>get shot
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Very good thread.
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>>71799851
HAHA AMERICANS BTFO!!
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>>71799944
>Another day goes by
>Australia hasn't been nuked
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>be american
>be born fat
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>that feel when the shot is never lethal and you have to pay a huge medical bill
>as soon as you get well you have to make money for mr. shekelstein
>get shot and survive again
>that feel when you long for death and it never comes
>eat burgers to expedite the process
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>Be Australian
>Get bitten
>Get stung
>Get acid spray:d
>Be Swede
>Get meme:d by jokes so far from the truth that they don't actually bother you
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>>71800558
>spent 10 minutes writing a blog about how he doesn't care about meme jokes that are so "not true"
lmao ok ahmed
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>>71800597
I always imagine you're talking about yourself. Probably surprisingly accurate
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>be american
literally nothing more needs to be said
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>>71800666
>I imagine people doing things they're not
Why are you so obsessed with australia, sweden?
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>be american
>get shot
>be in debt for the rest of your life
IM LAFFIN
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>>71800683
>So cucked he can't even properly make fun of the yanks anymore
Left the EU to become the 52nd state. Sad!
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That's why we get fat, you know. It's armor.
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>>71800765
>be swede
>live good life with beautiful wife
>america starts war
>refugees flee to Sweden
>government forces you to accept them
>refugee rapes your wife
>must accept their cultural needs
>get shot by migrant
>must accept their cultural needs
is there L I T E R A L L Y any country more cucked than Sweden?
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>>71800862
the US because it fell so far from playing hardball
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>>71799980
fuck off, autist. violence is for idiots.
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>>71800862
Haha yeah, that'd be a cool separate universe
Mad Max in Uppsala
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>be american
>trump
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>>71800558
>that gif
fucking killed me
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>>71804452
same here bro same here xDDD ylyl!!
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>>71804513
shut up you bootleg mexican
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>>71799832
>be american
>get shart
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>>71804695
no one cares about niggers shooting niggers
not even niggers
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fact: Americans are best at receiving Australian funposting
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>>71799980
Why would Australia get nuked? We own all uranium.
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>>71805111
>Americans so pissed off they nuke australia
>ignites massive untapped Australian uranium reserves
>Worldwide nuclear winter
>World is pissed at America
>Begs Russia to bombard America just to cleanse them faster
>Russia agrees, since mankind is pretty much doomed anyway
>America obliterated, nuclear winter enhanced ten-fold
>World destroyed, America responsible
>mfw
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>be me
>get fat
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