No toys edition
/toy/ BTFO
>fog rolls in
>it starts raining
i feel like i suck all the time.
what's this called?
is cold
>>71798884
rip
the gf
>>71798884
Oh baby, yes.
fresh oc
>>71798950
>he doesn't sit all day in a recliner
hhahaH
>>71798974
its sleeping positions
Mormons
>>71798950
applies to getting shitfaced
>>71799000
>he doesn't sleep in a recliner
i'm fcukign LMAO right now
>>71799040
E
>>71799040
>>71799053
>its been 36 years since General Baba attempted the turkish coup
>>71799036
>>71798974
>he lives a sedentary lifestyle
>he ruins his back by sitting in a lazy boy
are you fused to your fucking chair?
>>71799080
yes i FUCKING am
>>71799098
thats gross, is it necrotic?
>>71799098
speaking of FUCKING, i've even had sex on my recliner it was quite the experience
spiders
>>71799120
i'll show you necrotic, chairlet
People who prefer soft beds are objectively wrong and should be shunned
>>71799159
are cute
thinkin i should try and sleep
hope i don't wet my bed tho
or seizure
Ehhh Anglosphere again?? Man I hate you English speaking cocksuckers. You think you are the boss on the Internet huh!??
>now there is lightning over top the rain and the fog
all that is missing is thunder
>>71799240
Aren't we?
>>71799266
No Asians are...
>>71799283
Too bad the Chinks can't post. I bet they have great memes
>>71799240
not only internet boss, but real life boss as well
even you speak English, how does it feel to be the golden standard?
>>71799220
yea
>>71799297
I hate to be part of the Anglosphere especially on YouTube and reddit.
>>71799501
50% of the content of the internet is in english, suck my dick, the dutch are the worst of the british and germans in one
>>71799559
Good afternoon Latvia
>used to stay inside all day playing video games
>now that i've left the suburbs and have lived in cities with good public transportation i spend most of my time out and about
Leaving the suburbs was the best decision of my life
>used to spend all my time outdoors because I had nothing else to do
>now I spend most of my time inside shitposting on 4chan
Leaving the farm was the worst mistake of my life
>>71799826
I know right...
>>71799753
Good day buddy
JUST
FUCK
ruined
MY
>>71799996
Thinking about having a wank.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>71800022
>>71799826
imo rural areas and super developed urban areas, while complete opposites, both are appealing depending on who you are, but suburbs combine the worst of both worlds.
>>71800060
Cities fucking suck.
>>71800081
that's just like
your opinion
man
>>71800060
I guess they're convenient if you want the convenience of being near stores without having to deal with the bullshit of the cities but I can't imagine living in one
>>71800108
Indeed
A common argument in favor of living in suburbs is that they're cheaper than living in cities, but you spend a ridiculous amount of time driving
You drive everywhere and walk nowhere, wasting so much time
My time has much more value to me than anything else, and living in a city is super convenient and saves a great deal of time
>>71800081
this
>>71800081
Cities are nice.
I have lived in the praries of Canada for my entire existence and it fucking sucks, I've been to the city a few times and love it every time.
>>71800308
Yes, living in flat area of wheat fields is shit. Living in a decent sized mountain town is where it's at.
>>71800081
>>71800246
please at least provide logical reasons for your hatred
advantages to city life:
>ability to take public transport everywhere and not waste money on a car/insurance/gas (unless you live in a meme city like Los Angeles)
>ability to order food for delivery 24/7
>restaurants of every kind
>culture
>history
>world-class museums
>ability to be part of something big, the shaping of the future culture and history of the city
>greatest amount of job opportunities, highest salaries
>don't have to do your own laundry
>grocery delivery
>everywhere is walkable or bikeable
>you meet interesting people from all walks of life, from all over the world
>>71800394
They're crowded and filled with leftists.
>>71800394
>I don't like them because idk
I hope you'll learn the error of your ways
>>71800394
you live in a country where everywhere is the city, you wouldn't understand.
no anime
no homosexuals
i made cum great again
>>71800447
depends on the city
plenty of cities aren't overcrowded
also in NY they respect conservatives more than commiefornia
>>71800471
i lived in the US for 7 years so i understand how it is, at least there
>>71800489
but u r homeo
>>71800515
Are you the one who lived in NYC?
>>71800545
this is my first time to cum in a while so you are probably of thinking of another person, but i did live in NY for a bit
>>71800489
Good rule of thumb for everything, I'll ignore the oxymoron though.
What is it called when you have a complete lack of freedom and independence and almost feel like a slave to your alcoholic father and overprotective mother?
I swear, my entire family are the absolute stupidest people I know, so if I do anything at all ever (like go out, try to cook/make something special/talk to people online), they think I'm plotting to run away and join a gang.
I'm 18, so I shouldn't have to deal with this shit. I have intense anxiety and I'm seriously socially retarded, and everytime I step outside my father yells at me and asks me where I'm going, and he's hard of hearing so I have to laboriously explain five times over I'm just going for a walk, and the he asks me "why?", and I just do it anyway, and I come back, and he looks at me like I've been doing drugs.
I sort of feel like, if this is life, I may as well committ suicide now.
I'm almost a slave to a gaggle of sadistic white trash that is my "family" that is determined to keep me imprisoned in government housing infested with roaches.
Don't have any money, and I missed most of grade 12 (didn't graduate), so there's no out. I'm stuck here.
There is no escape. I am a slave.
>>71800930
run away, go to toronto or hongcouver and get a job at a restaurant and work your way up while working towards a GED
>>71800930
I'm as straight as an arrow, btw. I'm intensely polite, no self-confidence, zero backbone, never stand up for myself. I stay in my pen like a good little slave. I never ever defy my parents.
But I'm still constantly interrogated, and forced to stay inside.
I've developed agoraphobia as a result of intense paranoia that not being in my room day and night will upset my parents.
I guess they fucked back in 1998 to have a horrendously depressed shut-in middle child.
I'm not even suicidal. I'm more just hoping someone kills me instead. Smashed my head in with a hammer.
I don't deserve to live.
>>71801046
>>71800930
>>71800972
That sounds a bit fanciful and free. Pretty ridiculous idea really?
I've applied for work. No one will take me.
Also, regular working people are fleeing Vancouver and Toronto. They're some of the most expensive cities in the world, and they're only getting more expensive.
Average rent in Toronto is $1,800. Where I live now (Alberta), it's $900.
>>71801139
if you ever make your way down to NYC you can live with me :3
>>71801139
I am in the same boat as you.
Get your GED, find an okay job, everything will be okay.
>>71801217
ni hao me eat dog
t. gook
>>71801280
wrong language vittu perkele
I'm seriously anthropomorphic as a result of my upbringing. "Family" is broadly used to mean "natural ally", but my family are everything that makes life not worth living. It's a curse.
I don't think anyone should be born into this sort of suffering. Sometimes complete sadists procreate, and torture their offspring and as a result produce the lamest specimens of the human species.
I've thought of this long and hard, and I'm psychologically broken. "Father" and "mother" are any two idiots with a penis and a vagina, and many shouldn't be reproducing.
>>71801298
Hello, I eat dogs.
t. Weeb
Better?
>>71801139
>>71801231
also in the same boat
good luck, buds
R
I
P
F
C
U
M
Just finished my wank.
gonna play a video game to be honest
>>71801608
what game??
>>71801231
>>71801343
I think agoraphobia in general comes from an unhealthy relationship with parents/guardians, at least for many sufferers. I'm not afraid of outside; I'm afraid of not being inside. Someone with my life in their palms, who has been there throughout my entire development, has engendered me with an intense fear of not being in my place. Even a dog has more freedom than me.
Everytime I have the rare pleasure to explore the terrestrium, in these shitty low-income suburbs, I see many loving parents, but also numerous parents that have children as a matter of course, or as a mistake even. People who shouldn't be raising anything, they shouldn't even be allowed to own pets.
These are the sort of "parents", fucking rabbit-brained fuckwits, that produce shut-ins. They're a disease within society.
>>71801621
either golden axe, pathologic, or blood omen
i am unsure right now
>>71801662
wow what a nerd
my grampa played those games during the wwii
how about heroes iii
>>71801662
Golden Axe
>>71801762
i was thinking the same, beat em ups are probably my favorite genre
>>71801715
my only friend went to sleep a while ago, otherwise i would be playing For Honor with him
20 fingolian skelton posters rise from the dead
>>71803178
I use charm and roll to befriend them
>>71803348
fingolian skellingtons are immune to charm
(fingolian skeelling tons have no brains
because they are skeletons)
fingolian skelitons become depressed and suicides
>>71803432
>try to make friends with the fingolian undead
>they kill themselves and become double undead
i am the worst necromancer ever
back from work, /cum/
I got 40 dollars in tips today
>>71803670
i think i miss having the work
who did you lap dance?
>>71803679
I work at a bar serving drinks
Pretty sure girls working in gentlemens club get tipped much more than that in a daily basis
>>71803735
the mommy
>>71803718
probably
i wonder if they have to share tips like restaurants.
>>71801139
the fuck do you live? in calgary its pretty well under 500 for a room
Hey guys, can I borrows your flags? Need to make a meme real quick.
>>71803905
take this one, top flag lad
>>71803933
>a roast beef sandwich
>>71804081
it's shit
>>71804081
I hate it!
better than kpop
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488458483715.webm
>>71804076
ayyy conwaybro
how you been
>>71804154
Hey bud. I missed you, where have you been?
>>71804151
i have not had a dream like that
>>71804188
had no free time for a week straight, busy season is starting at work
and my toe got crushed underneath a tractor bucket so ive been on painkillers, and i dont like shitposting on pills so i just lurked for a bit
but im back baby
>>71804315
Welcome back then
I have two tests today and then I'm going to fuck off back to my apartment because I'm tired
tfw drinking and watching seinfeld reruns
i want to marry doom cop
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488219531917.webm
>>71804403
Absolutely beautiful
>>71804362
good
let the lazy flow through you
>>71804364
ima have a beer with breakfast
biscuits n gravy and a coffee stout
>>71804464
Oh, speaking of biscuits and gravy, how good is that diner on Dave Ward? I don't know anyone who's been
>>71804499
sawbucks?
ive heard good things, supposedly their burgers are dank, it always smells great driving past at lunch
i do think they do a breakfast service
>>71804464
>coffee stout
>>71804672
>being a gay
>>71798839
>when your memes arent dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VR-2YogYo
Made a new /cum/ image.
I looks forward to posting it in future threads.
>>71804772
Coffee flavored beer sounds pretty gay and gross.
>>71804793
autism
>>71798839
Welcome a broad?
Why not welcome a bloke?
The public buses are sexist.
>the Dutch work 8 fewer hours per week than Americans do
Lazy sea kikes
addicted to memes buds, injecting them straight into my veins
I am the headland on which waves of That Feel break and dissipate
*threatens to kill all of you*
>>71805218
*waits patiently for you to end my shit life*
>>71805049
>>71804672
got it in a variety pack
6/10 beer, prolly wouldnt get it on its own
tfw bf
my wife choa is so cute
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488464445454.webm
>>71805218
>>71805272
hit too close to home
listening to japanese covers of american pop songs from the early 60s
u?
>>71805303
>even King Ghidorah hates dude weed lmaos
huh
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
>>71805329
ghidorah cant melt me into a puddle if im already stoned and melted into a puddle
>>71805370
What the fuck is that gif
wtf i love video game music now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TRdx2tbUFI
>>71805430
black peeps are scurred of aliums
and dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxxIuPn4qas
why do we allow ancaps to exist?
>>71805549
Because They're better than you
>>71805549
because meme political theory never makes it into the mainstream
>>71805579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71805672
>>71805579
lol
>>71805816
>Moly
top laff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYR4cTNbB0
>>71798937
thanks a lot for my new wallpaper
>American samurais
Never realized how bad El Rato's hair was
>>71805990
>mexican boots
>>71806123
>american students
>>71806188
>no katana
>>71805218
still waiting fucker
>>71806188
>when your homicide rate is 5x higher than the US
you should cuddle with me
This ugly daughter of a bitch is the greatest pop musician of the 21st century, and basically you're fucking stupid.
The greatest anti-poverty program in world history has been the US investment in its Navy
good morning /cum/
>>71806387
Greasier than a pepperoni pizza
Riddled with pimples
Insufficient shaving of unibrow
Mustache
Empty hollow eyes
Staines yellow teeth
>>71806430
>be american
>hate handouts
>unless it's from the military
really makes you think...................
>The greatest anti-poverty program in world history has been the US investment in its Navy
>>71806457
>be Canadian
>constantly shit on America
>still accept US military protection
Really activates your almonds
>>71806500
are you saying you're getting cuck'd?
>americucks
>>71806387
Hannah Montana era Miley was best Miley. She was a qt, now she looks like a slutty methhead
got my final in 8 hours wish me luck lads
>>71806510
Yes and it needs to STOP
>>71806531
>>71806552
>me.............................................................I drive
What do you do /cum/?
soon
>>71806430
military does provide jobs for a low of poverty level people
have they estimated what would happen if they cut back and employed less people?
>>71806699
I was talking more about us patrolling the shipping lanes after the Brits went home
>>71806756
i like it when you help us patrol for free
>>71806831
What do you fellas think of my pipes?
I intentionally got them because they're quite conservative and modest.
I've heard of pipers tend to "dedicate" pipes, especially since the stronger blends will leave a scent/taste in a pipe. So I'll probably dedicate straight for marijuana, and the bent for tobaccos.
ah yes
>What do you fellas think of my pipes?
>I intentionally got them because they're quite conservative and modest.
>I've heard of pipers tend to "dedicate" pipes, especially since the stronger blends will leave a scent/taste in a pipe. So I'll probably dedicate straight for marijuana, and the bent for tobaccos.
>>71807128
Why the fuck does Texas want more bastards in this world? Bastards are responsible for 60% of crime in the world.
>>71807019
You better dress in a suit at all times if you want to smoke those and not look autistic.
>>What do you fellas think of my pipes?
>>I intentionally got them because they're quite conservative and modest.
>>I've heard of pipers tend to "dedicate" pipes, especially since the stronger blends will leave a scent/taste in a pipe. So I'll probably dedicate straight for marijuana, and the bent for tobaccos.
>>71807019
pipes are for old men. they're fedora tier otherwise
>>71807205
>why does Texas want to prevent women from killing their unborn children
>>71807128
Wait, so Texas WANTS more severely disabled children?
If you couldn't afford to see a real doctor outside Texas then you'd be best off abandoning the retard to the government. Let them shoulder the financial burden.
How the fuck did la la land get so many oscars
Movie was totally average as far as musicals go. And Gosling isn't even a good singer. Emma Stone was okay.
>>71807293
reminder anti-abortion cunts are pro nigger and pro retard
>>71807223
Likes this?
I only have two suits. I'd like to get more, but they're a bit steep at most clothing stores.
I guess I could try value village for used suits.
>>71807246
> waaah, anything that isn't #YOLO is for old people
Kill yourself, swagfag.
>>71807228
>that vape
its hideous
>>71807128
Only in America...
Only in America.
>>71807362
>i wasted my money to look like a faggot on purpose
you may as well vape, you will actually look less retarded.
>>71807342
Eh, this is kinda true.
>>71807320
>>71807342
>>71807362
get a cheap used suit
then get it tailored
>>71807246
> not smoking weed out of a Gandalf
Stay pleb
>>71807391
>not recognizing our god
>>71807454
>smoking weed
I'm unironically pro abortion
>>71807512
Too bad your mother wasn't
morning /cum/
>>71807479
I don't anymore because I had to for a big boy job but there isn't anything wrong with smoking as long as you act like a stoner.
Now I just normally drink beer, but I gave that up for lent so I'm sober for the next 40 days.
>there isn't anything wrong with smoking as long as you act like a stoner
>>71807479
>smoking cock
>>71807523
Of course she isn't, she's a conservative Christian and takes the bible literally.
>>71807592
Does she need a second husband cause she sounds awesome.
>>71807592
>Protties
>Christian
>>71807579
N-no!
>>71807578
> smoking a plant is gay because muuh feels
>> smoking a plant is gay because muuh feels
>>71807606
Her 2nd husband is Jesus Christ.
>>71807619
>>71807694
STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
mississippi queen
I'm pretty tired buds
>>71807714
ok
>>71807752
Go take a nap
i took this picture yesterday
>>71807807
I can't
>>71807807
I can't
>>71807825
Very pretty, where is that at?
>>71807890
near my neighborhood that is all there is to know
>>71807919
Nice, this is from a hill near my house.
>>71807864
>>71807878
Why not?
brehs
in the cockpit of a jet right now
>>71808036
Repeat after me:
America. Was. A. Mistake.
>>71808036
this is obscenely arousing anon
>>71808036
way too much meat
>>71808036
>list ingredents to the left
>writte ingredents again to the right
well they seem to suck at advertising and designing simple publicity
Hello guys do you recommend battle field one?
>slavic civ teacher called muhhamed a pedo and the turks barbarians
>>71808075
>way too much meat
this is why islam will overtake germany
>>71808064
>when a commiefornian posts
>>71808036
GOD BLESS AMERICA
What's the greatest rap song of all time and why is it bourbons and lacs by master p?
>>71808103
Yes, it accurately portrays how black kangz saved whitey from the nazis and kkk during world war 1
>>71808106
Fetti was geht?
>>71808104
Your professor sounds based desu
This is a pretty solid poo
>What's the greatest rap song of all time and why is it bourbons and lacs by master p?
>>71808157
WE WUZ TRANCH WURFUR
>>71808157
> double eye of Horus
What did they mean by this?
>>71808157
I dont care if im playing a black or a white guy, I just care about the game play.
this is what i listend when i am sober and feel weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc
>Nancy Pelosi bitching about Sessions again
>can't even form a complete sentence
Why do they air this garbage
>>71808001
Tests in an hour
ohayo gozaimasu :3
>>71808204
they think its an eye with makeup on
they don't know what an eye of horus is
>>71808205
You shan't be playing as a "black guy" whitey, you'll be playing as A KANG. Get it straight
>>71808204
Denzel James is too deep for your melanin lacking white """brain"""
>>71808263
Just tell me about the gameplay please
>>71808204
2 melanated 4 u
>>71808301
>tell me about the gameplay of the millionth rehashed FPS
Off yourself dumb kraut
>>71808368
fuck you too dumb bully
>>71808407
*gets you arrested*
play nice children
>>71808499
no, dad
>>71808224
oh no hope you do well <3
>>71808407
It's actually a shit game, idk why they chose WWI as the setting if they were going to shit all over the setting/style of warfare/history.
Get Red Orchestra 2, best online FPS of all time.
>>71808540
>make WWI game
>Franch isn't a playable faction
>>71808540
bf1 looks more fun than red orchestra 2 tbqh
Did my bad deed of the day, boys.
>>71808656
> spoiler
> it isn't
It depends what kind of FPS you are into. I love the immersion of RO2. Bullets from rifles kill in 1 shot in most areas of the body, you can kill a person from 250m away with a standard rifle, you can range your sights etc.
It depends on what you like, if you want an arcade shooter then BF1 is better I suppose. If you want an amazing immersive realistic shooter then RO2/Rising Storm are your best bet.
>>71808720
He wants a game where you can play as a kang killing G*rmans
>>71808720
Interesting, thanks for your insight
>>71808769
Overwatch
>>71809246
things that literally did not happen
>>71809268
>>71809246
>/pol/ is one person
>>71809286
/pol/ has never been pro-Israel. You don't even have to go on /pol/ to know that.
>>71809314
>>71809333
>>71809342
>DOJ reports and people blatantly saying "whites should die off" is paranoia and artifacts
>>71809268
>>71809314
>>71809333
Keep them you's a coming, lo fo retards
I post on /pol/, what're you gonna do about it other than spam images in rage?
This is kinda fun 2bh. Post more.
>>71809246
>>71809286
>>71809342
>>71809383
>when you're a retarded r*dditor
Really hate leftists desu
>>71809469
Watch this
>>71809661
>not feeling sorry for them
Not nice
>>71809705
Watch a picture?
>wake up
>get a smile on my face knowing that leftists everywhere are permanently enraged
>>71809512
>I don't watch pictures
>>71809469
be disappointed in you and nothing else
Things I hate include:
Leftists
Atheists
Muslims
Blacks
CHIs
Leafs
>>71809751
To be fair, progressives still control the culture. They didn't even believe Trump could get elected.
>Replying to nonredditflagger
Shan't
>>71809751
Trump is anti establishment. The entire establishment is still against him.
Thanks,you've been great
>>71809844
>giving r*dditors (You)s
Don't
>>71809798
be my friend anyways
THERE WILL BE NO
TOY
MAKERS
TO THE KING
ba-ba-da-ba-bum-dabum, badum dumdum
>>71809844
it's kind of impressive how people have double downed on hating him despite him winning
Well fuck my shut up
>>71809894
It's because they think tweeting #FuckDrumpf and #LoveDrumpfsHate will get him impeached despite every branch of the government being controlled by the Republicans
>>71809268
>>71809333
>/pol/ has never been pro-Israel
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/israel%20%2Fpol%2F%20always/