/brit/

LOS MALVINAS ES ARGENTINO

fuck australia

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if i must

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Why are we invited here again?

>>71798822
Aren't you the same Dutchman who posts every time Netherlands are mentioned

SCHOOL IS ECHT EEN HEL
JE ZIET MIJ PAS LACHEN NA DE BEL

>>71798676
Probably would have been cute if youd just had to x chromosomes, you don't know. instead you're here forever

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>>71798847
No I'm just a random anon who rarely gets out of his own general desu

Would sooner ally with The Netherlands than any other EU country ngl

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>ethiopian """negro"""

>>71798942
Delete

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>>71798899
why do you say these things

Is English gonna be the primary language in the Netherlands soon?

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HI!! guys this is my boyfriend :) hes the sweeties person in the world! love him =)

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>buy mum a vape so she stops smoking
>65 quid
>has it all of 4 months
>goes out with her friends
>''gets stolen''
>really think she just got pissed and lost it
>buy her another one because I love my family and not really short of cash
>75 quid
>she rings me today
>says one of the huge Twix size buttons fell off
>tell her to keep the button and I'll try to fix it or take it back
>says she can't find it
>says it has only been in her bag and nowhere else yet the button isn't there

This woman.

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Today I came very close of taking the decision of having sex with another man, but I was not able to do it, and I dont know if I’ll ever will, I love her too much, she has done a lot of harm to me, to my self esteem and our sexual life, but the damage pales in light of how much I love Her and how much She loves me. at least for now, I prefer to keep suffering, as long as I suffer with her on my side, why did I felt in love with her so deeply? I wish I could just find someone else, but is impossible, I cant live without her.

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>>71798959
cause I was thinking about it too

>>71798981
looks like she isn't a fan of the vape nation

everyone in this thread can suck my dick

>>71799018
>>71798981
Does the vapour go in your lungs?

>>71799042
hey just read your post, mind coming down to the station to explain yourself?

*braps*

>>71799067
yes

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There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you

so you go, and you stand on your own

and you leave on your own

and you go home, and you cry

and you want to die

>>71799018
>>71799042
>>71799052
>>71799067
>>71799072
>>71799091
horrendous posts
usually like aussie posts too

>>71799114
yes well

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPT* that's what i think of that

hiss hiss

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>>71798994
>>71799015
>>71799018
>>71799042
>>71799052
>>71799067
>>71799072
>>71799091

>>71799108
you think that's bad? try being intp-t

>>71799091
Yeah that's right come on down
*pulls out drawer*
*takes grenade out of drawer*
*closes drawer*
he he he

>>71799108
>hes not the INTJ master race

>>71799114
>>71798676
sorry boys this is a low energy Australian sub 'dit now

>>71799155
when i said yes i meant it in response to when i was asked if i mind coming down to the station

yes, i do mind

off to shower lads x

want an australian gf to throw over my knee and spank with my flip flops

>>71799195
>flip flops
foy off yank

>>71799185
*consternates*
So you're not coming down? I... I've got two cuppas on brew...

>>71799204
>*consternates*
watch out lads this one's got his thesaurus out

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OOTD

>>71799225
I got something else out too

>>71799108
>intp
lol looser

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going to join the legion

ah yes, consternating, good choice
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>71799267
It's hard.

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Tea time lads

>>71799325
want a new name and a new life

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>71799346
how come it's all in English and not umbogo?

yeah
i can drive
yeah
driving fast now

>>71799348
your new name is Harvey Wallbanger

>>71799348
just join the normal army

>>71799358
haha, meme...

>>71799372
Bought it in the states

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>>71799287
>being poor
>using operating systems with built-in spyware

morning lads

>>71799348
Il faut parler français pour la légion.

>>71799394
hownew.ru

>>71799392
show me some umbogo

is Ethiopia a nice place to visit as a white brit?

>>71799379
can't run away from my name and no possibility of getting that French citizenship if I do more than the 5 year contract

>>71799400
going to learn some french and rely on them beating it into me for the rest.

>>71799400
something something french for the legion

think i just fell in love with a porn star

>>71799437
french only takes like 3 months to understand why havent you already learned it

>>71799423
Plenty of whites here. Even some fit birds but as a 5'11 manlet theyre a bit tall for my taste.
A white brit who died a couple days ago was celebrated for his contribution to the study of ethiopian history.

>>71799487
but is it a nice country to explore solo?

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Why did they punch two holes in the beverage can like this back in the day? Why not just one? Someone please explain thsi shit to me.

>>71799437
If you are serious, some previous military training would seriously help. There have been several documentaries about the recruiting trials.

>wake up
>sun is shining
>feels quite warm
>feel happy
>get showered and dressed ready to leave the house
>look out of window again
>pissing it down

Ahh yes, British weather.

>>71799515
so you can share it

>>71799509
Oh yeah id bring a m8 though just for company.

Google Bale mountain national park and simien mountains national park.

Spectacular scenery. I'm headed to the former when my bike gets here next week. Lodge down there is run by a French couple

hiss hiss

can hear my room mate fucking his gf lads a bit MIFFED rn

>>71799509
you shouldn't explore any country solo
just a recommendation

>>71799542
Must have been a lot of people sharing their sodas back in the day because literally every single photograph of those old timey cans have two holes punched in them.

if you guys are looking for a fun game to get autistic about then check out Oxygen Not Included.

I'll have some fish and fries with a side of potato chips please.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Old_Norse_origin

interesting stuff

>>71799568
people were more sociable and friendly back then.

>>71799515
Air circulation.

>>71799593
fuck off mate *stomps on your neck*

>>71799579
>double chips
fat lad

>>71799515
Maybe it makes drinking it easier. Like if your mouth is covering the lower hole there is still the upper hole to allow air to exchange with the inside / outside of the can while the fluid level changes.

But then modern cans make do just fine with one whole so I really don't know.

5'7 and built like a ginger twink

>>71799593
And now we have aids

>>71799552
yeh looks lovely. what about cities and such? much stuff to do there? i enjoy history and culture but also a vibrant nightlife.

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only got 3 hours of sleep

>>71799487
5 11 is NOT a manlet

>>71799640
Addis is good for night life. Plenty of decent clubs and bars and the liquor is cheap. No real access to party drugs though. Beside that, the city is boring yet very safe.

If youre religious there are loads of churches including the famous rock churches up north.

The weather's magnificent here in Scotland, really splendid day so far, hope it lasts :)
not that i plan to go outside or anything

>>71799645
me2

bit ruff that

>>71799676
Lmao yes it is. Anywhere where people arent starved, 5'11 puts you below avg

>>71799697
why come you don't got the scottish flag then you wanker??

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>see amerilard? our euro gun laws wor-
>*gets massacred by abdul with an ak47*

going to bully a ginger today

>>71799731
we deserve it desu

>>71799723
did i miss an episode Religion of Peace?

tried to join the army to get access to a gun to kill myself.

wish I was born in America. My suffering would have ended years ago.

>>71799676
When I had mates back at school they were all middle class and not a single one of us were below 6', I was considered somewhat on the short side at 6
But Britain's middle-class are quite white and wealthy, maybe it's different in Israel

>>71799716
wrong /int/ luv

>>71799758
Hope you succeed in your endeavors Ausbro

>>71799731
>tfw barely avoided gingerism
>as compenation, get a bronze coloured beard as an adult
If I was short I'd be a picture perfect midget or dwarf

>>71799756
if you havent been watching europe for the past 2 years yeah

>>71799764
KIke bastard ye fuck off heeb scum ye

>>71799776
thanks m8 means a lot

>>71799437
yeah but you can live on base and you'll be deployed at least once out of Australia so you can move permanently away

>>71799798
lol settle down swede, I'm English I don't speak ned

Avg male height in sweden, including ethnics is 6ft apparently.

5'11 is manlet if you grew up eating food

>>71799108
Me

>>71799377
Mint

>>71799833
explains why im a manlet then haha

>>71799820
Yid filthy fuckin heeb bastard. Matzo eatin fuckin kike jew bastard. fuck off yid bastard cunt mate no fucking lox and creme cheese here you fuckin yid bastard

*smiles at you*

YID AR-MAY

>>71799645
I once did that every night for a week. Fell asleep in the shower. Bruised my head.

>>71799833
6'1" here. I never felt tall cus my dad and his brothers are all a head taller or more. Feelsbadman. I got it from my mum's dad, he was a king of manlets back in his day. Quite the troublemaker in the village. No doubt he's also the source of my ADHD. Scourge of my life this David.

Who is the first person you think of when you think of the Netherlands

>>71799906
Van Persie

when did you lads stop growing
17 here, stopped at 5 bleeding 8

>>71799756
>>71799758
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>>71799906
>>71799917

Ah yes /brit/, the British thread

>>71799906
Van Nistelroy

Oi 'Theopia, you're black right? But educated and middle-class? What does English sound like there?

>>71799859
hmm not sure

>>71799906
Bas Rutten

>>71799924
about 14, 6' but never filled out so i have the most bizarre and runtish proportions

>>71799926
Mate, can't you see in the corner of my flag. That's my passport to this general.

>>71799926
brits are the worst posters in /brit/

>>71799906
Geert Wilders

>>71799936
>kike heeb jew bastard yid cunt
>niggerlover
like fucking poetry it is you fucking yid heeb fucking cunt pillock bastard cunt mate

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@Ireland, no you

>>71799982
I'm a Celt.

>>71799939
I didn't even know him

Thanks all, very interesting.

bourbon>scotch tbqh

>>71800059
soju>bourbon>scotch

>>71800059
yeah but scotch egg > bourbon biscuit

>>71800044
A full house

>>71799936
Yeah I'm black. Accents are pretty goofy here when English is spoken. I'm really a burger though tbf

what should I have for lunch

>>71800059
Irish whiskey >>> everything else

>>71800087
Kebab

>>71800087
Wot? Didn't you know it's pancake week?

>>71800074
where did you live in america?

i live in northern virginia and there's a lot of ethiopians here

>>71800074
You're a nigger is what you are. Stay in Etiophia you coon bastard.

>>71800074
you're a mingi

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every time i play WoW with australisn they're really fucking rude

>>71800113
New York. Went to college in Mass

*places my hand on your leg....*

>>71800087
fanny

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>>71800114
Way to make racist assumptions. He could be Scottish and Celtic, like me

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Getting a blowy in the back seat

>>71800134
do you speak amharic?

got a 4-day weekend coming up and I've already mentally clocked out
just watching the clock 'til Subway lunch

bit over this thread x

>>71800177
Learning. Just moved here.

Sorry for colonizing Virginia.

>>71800166
yo im driving cruising, fast lanes switching lanes widda car upon my side

>>71800148
How do you know about the black celt?

haitiANO is here and he is saying the n-word...

word around the thread is you've got a fat cock

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>every time i play WoW

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t'brummie gf

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>>71800229
Think you've mistaken me for somebody else f@m haha

>>71800212
Why? Because I'm Scottish and Celtic

>Topman email saying my order is ready for collection
>says if I don't collect it my order will be cancelled and I will be refunded
>I've already collected it over a week ago

When I picked it up the guy's scanner thingy was out of battery so he just confirmed the order number with his eyeballs and hand-wrote me a receipt.

I reckon if I just do nothing they will genuinely refund me and I'll end up with a free pair of jeans. Probably be done for theft or fraud or something though so I'm gonna phone them to let them know.

>>71800206
at least yall are way better than the muslims around here

don't like how you keep amongst yourselves though cause i've seen a lot of ethiopian qts around that i would love to get to know but they only associate with other ethiopians

bit windy

*farts*

Lass in tutorial sitting opposite me today was wearing a short skit and had lace panties on. I got a damn good eyeful. Fantastic stuff, I just hope she is at least wearing a skirt next week.

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>Topman

>>71800265
You trying to bleach?

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>>71799936
>you're black right?

no.
this is him.
he wears the cap because he's balding.

>>71800264
Delete the email

Ethiopian is alright desu

for a balding manlet

>>71800304
Is that a meme hat?

>>71800304
m8 pls stop

>>71800206
Fuck off nigger

>>71800298
I remember once when I was on a train there was a girl sitting across from me in a skirt and I thought "how great would it be if I saw her knicks"
then she started dozing off and I thought "oh shit this might actually happen"
and like 20 minutes before my stop, it happened

>>71800304
not sure if this is a jest
if not allow your life. also he looks pretty black to me

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>>71800235
fonct(fuck off normie casual twat)

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Reminder that Brits killed their peoples poet. Disgusting.

>>71800301
t. superdry wearer whose mum buys his clothes

>>71800310
I'd rather not get in legal trouble for the sake of 30 quid.

eggs and bacon for lunch i reckon. no carbs which is good.

>>71800354
>>71800373
autism

>Topman

imagine having taste this shit

>>71800327
well maybe YOU shouldn't have POSTED your own fucking PICTURES don't you think?

>>71800356
>if not allow your life.
I genuinely don't know what you meant by that

>tfw nederdaad is full of underage high school students

>scraped into university
>get firsts on every exam/test
anyone else like this?

>>71800432
'allow' used outside of its actual definition is slang used by uneducated blacks and pathetic white people who pretend to be black

>>71800455
every thread on 4chan is

>>71800470
no, literally no-one else has ever done anything remotely similar and you're super and special and interesting

>>71800455
And full blown gay.

Someone redpill me on plusnet.

Strongly considering changing to their broadband and their mobile sim deals look tidy as well

i wish this thread was a school and i was eric harris and dylan klebold

>>71800470
>got CDC on my a levels cos it was all in arts subjects and i realised i hated all arts subjects
>scrape into a STEM foundation year
>got 75%
>currently studying engineering in one of the top 10 unis in the country

little do they know i'm retarded

>>71800495
so you too?

>>71800498
/brit/ can be too big boy x

>>71800498
Even worse, underage gay high school students

>>71800482
bit of both me

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>>71800495

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business idea: a game show where the winners get US citizenship

>>71800470
literally everyone at uni

>>71800505
i had awful internet speed with them. Utility warehouse is better

>>71798964
No

>>71800549
that's twice you've replied to me with that

>>71800470
exact opposite, unis were BEGGING me to attend them with my fat, hard, superior GCSEs and A-levels
haven't gone to a lecture in weeks and will probably fail

>>71800498
same here

>>71800583
>haven't gone to a lecture in weeks
me neither haha x

>>71800533
Fun fact; there is a gay forum who promotes going to the nederdraad for picking up underage boys with memes.

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Ah yes, the so-called "smart but lazy" characters. By far the most believable of any in /brit/

>>71800601
But you still get firsts? Do you read your material or does the information should come from divine sources?

>>71800628
>t. thick as pigshit but tries really hard

>>71800302
always

>>71800628
unironically have an iq of 168 but dropped out in year 11 because i couldnt be arsed

>>71800632
what's this some kind of silent hill monster?

>>71800632
for some reason I just noticed that the ballsack looks like a vagina that was sewn shut.

>>71800628
unironically have an iq of 179 but dropped out in year 9 because i couldnt be arsed

>>71800665
lol fuck up

>>71800696
That's literally what it is, you can feel the seam on the bottom

Doing a think up some clever witticisms to use throughout the rest of the day haha

>>71800633
i read all the notes, I find it much easier to study that way when I have the lecture slides/textbook pages in front of me. 3 of my 4 lecturers are unbelievably shit so reading the notes in my own time is way more efficient

am I the only one who showers specifically to masturbate so it doesn't feel gross?

>>71800696
that's because it is, all foetuses start out female and if the balls drop then the labia is sealed shut

>>71800740
i shower specifically to clean myself

>>71800736
don't forget your fedora

>>71800628
unironically have an iq of 85 but dropped out in year 8 because i couldnt

>>71800740
Not sure whether it's the sensation of the water/it drying my dick, the sound of it or some mental conditioning that I'm only there to wash but it takes double or triple the time and it's very disappointing at that

>>71800738
actually i do agree tbf, that's why i stopped going to lectures. the only problem is i never read anything either so im becoming retarded and a bit bitter me

>>71800740
i eat (drink?) my cum after every wank, there's protein in it

We zitten in dezelfde draad als onze grootste vijand? Wie deed dit?

>>71800804
Dutch is what english would be if you transcribed the mutterings of a retard

>>71800759
yeah but I meant that I take like a second a bit sloppier shower that is basically localized in the peen area so when I touch myself the sweat and smegma I've been collecting all day doesn't gross me out

>>71800793
read your notes mong

I know it's only nature but I do hope it died quickly. Nothing deserves a death filled of terror except ISIS members!

>>71800818
Just remove your foreskin m8

Bitcoin has just hit £1000 lads.

Heh

>>71800817
>Australië
Letterlijk een gevangenis. Praat niet met mij.

>>71800841
I KNEW YOU LOOKED SEMITIC

>>71800857
should i invest now or is it at a peak?

>>71800878
peak

Just ate a weird Chinese seafood dumpling thing

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>uni runts

>>71800949
a gyoza?

>>71800857
Excellent, my bitcoin shrapnel might be worth enough to buy a few more drugs now

>>71800960
thats japanese

today is the worst kind of weather, constant neverending light rain

>>71800960
No it was Chinese and a sort of round ball of gelatinous but firm pasty seafood mush with a few spring onions and carrot fragments in it

>>71800994
welsh weather

Imagine that you bought £35k worth of bitcoins instead of going to uni when they were a quid each.

Be sat on a cosy 35mil right now

>>71800982
dirty knees?

>>71801035
good luck cashing them out

>>71801035
Doubt anyone spent that kind of money on them when they were worth so little

>>71800870
ethiopians have a lot of semitic admixture it's why they don't look hideous like other blacks

March 15th, lads
How you gonna celebrate?

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>>71800955
what do you do then shithead

>>71801014
Caozaiguo

>>71801035
Really wish I hadn't dismissed it as an autistic /g/ fad when it first came out. Could've just mined a couple dozen and then let them sit for years and I'd have a few thousand squids now.

>>71801081
The same way I celebrate everything. By getting rat arsed

>>71801083
ur mum

>>71801091
Sounds similar but these balls were white and not green

>>71801123
Jiaozi

is there a comfy brit discord?

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lads

>>71801159
probably biaozi if the casing was gelatinous

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>>71801121
go to school bitch

>>71801180
christ fuck off

>>71800627
Link me

Eating some of the hottest curry I've ever had in my life lads, every time I open my mouth and air rushes in it feels like it's blowing over exposed nerves

Arsehole is going to be torn right to the stem later, not looking forward to it

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>>71801188

>>71801188
what kind of reaction were you even trying to elicit with this?
I honestly cannot fathom how you could see this and think "yes, that needs posting on /brit/"
surely it's not the first time you've seen it, either?

>>71801221
>to the stem

You asshole has a stem?

>>71801035
unironically mined a load when they were worthless

hdd died, forgot about the wallet
could be retired by now

>>71801239
ah yes, the 'tism

The ethiopian is getting on my nerves lads, need one of you oafish runts to sort him out

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>>71801035
>35

>35
>35

>>71801243
probably got a dick in it. the absolute bender.

>>71801251
One of my biggest regrets is not investing in bitcoin like 6 years ago

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*plays a lightning fast riff*

>one of my greatest regrets is not getting rich quick
who would've thunk it

>>71801193
learned everything i gots to know from ur mum

>>71801292
DJ DJ DJ excellent *woman's moan*

>>71801305
Yes but I was literally considering it at the time but thought it might all be a scam so didnt buy any

D d d d d d dic dic d d d d d d Dictionary

>>71801326
dictionary

>>71801251
Why would you even bother saying something like this? Even if it is true, the fact that there is absolutely zero evidence to support it not being a lie makes it pointless to even say.

It's like saying "oh yeah I used to own a Ferrari but then someone nicked it and the insurance didn't pay out also I don't have the receipt from when I bought it and there are no pictures of me in it". It's like the sort of lie some gimp would say on the playground in Primary 6 to sound interesting.

>>71798965
Ree 2bh

Tfw no qt trap gf (bf)

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>thunk

*sawtooth*
*holds down random keys and produces the sickest tune the world's heard*
Dunno why the dumb old teacher never likes em

>>71801354
thoroughly enjoying this new breed of post

really need to study the accusative and dative cases

Hiss hiss

>>7180leet
lol

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/Our guy/ general

SUCK MY COCK

>>71801407
fuck off cringey nigger

*plays the demo song and mimes it*

>>71801407
Is that Hacksaw Ridge movie any good?

>>71801354
Lad at work says shite like this on a weekly basis, hes 35 years old aswell. Nobody ever calls him on it though, and he just keeps chatting utter primary school "that kid" rubbish

all homosexuals are degenerate paedophiles

>>71801407
>le bipolar disorder guy

fuck off

one one one two one three three one two one one four three three two three one dictionary

>>71801416
Nah im alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKAC_tdCsM

Me in class

>>71801426
no it was really bad

disappointing

*attaches the filter cutoff to the LFO*

*3 Samba sounds that resembles someone smacking an owl in quick order*

AH AH AH huuurghh AH huuur AH huuur AH huuurhuuurghh yeaaaah

>>71801458
me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww_HV3J0swk

i am living like im walking in the rain

>>71801479
alri Giorgio Moroder

Still cannot fucking believe the only time I've ever managed to bring a girl back I couldn't get it up.

Feel shit for the girl too and I've really fucked it there.

This is going to haunt me to the grave.

*plugs my mouse into your computer while you're not looking*
*starts trying to close your documents without saving while you freak out*

*Zap zap zap HEURGH HEURGH zap zap*

*types poo and ass on your keyboard while you're not looking*

>>71801531
just shag a prostitute you melon

*glass breaking sound effect*
"perfect"
*fire extinguisher sound effect*
"hadoken"

>teacher asks to play out loud
*quickly tries to find Pachelbel's Canon on the internet that isn't blocked by the wifi while pretending to hit keys*

>something in my eye

fuck it hurts so much. already tipped a cup of water in it

about to head down the shops lads gonna get some poo ass quavers and a can of lilt anyone want anything?

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>>71801604
ye

*copies and pastes a bunch of random gifs and clipart shit into a slide for our group project presentation on South Africa*

>>71801531
just shag a melon you prosititute

*airhorns*
*automatic guns sound*

>>71801598
jamal cant aim lol

>>71801604
A couple monster ultras please

>>71801604
hehehe

the till

AAHAHAHAHAHA

R-R-R-REAL TRAP SHIT

>>71801604
cornetto

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the skelefu

*notices you've left your work open*
*turns off spellcheck*
*press ctrl+H and replaces "a" with "penis"*

>mate typed cunt in the middle of 3 thousand word essay
>told me after i handed it in
>i ran to the computer to check
>he fucking did as well
>shitting bricks for 2 weeks
>get script back
>A+ no comment about cunt.

We still laugh about it to this day.

>>71801693
i meant slenderfu

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>>71801697
>ctrl+H

it's ctrl+f you COCK

>>71801714
>3 thousand word essay
you make it sound like it's something big lol.

Accidentally bought men’s shower gel so I’ve spent all morning thinking there’s an estate agent behind me

>>71801693
normal body mate dont get your point

>>71801714
>be in year 9 drama
>have to invent and act out a scene about a mafia gang
>name one of the characters Fingers McHunt
>get an after school for it

>>71801714
>thinking professors actually read their students' papers

they give it a quick looking over to make sure you actually covered the topic and it's the required length then run it through the plagiarism software and then assign a grade based upon how much of a little shit you are