NZ appreciation thread

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Don't know much about this country desu besides sheeps, lord of the rings and Maoris

>>71795779
Tell me more about your country, friend.

>>71795780
Hello Canada, welcome!

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NZ is choice as.

>>71795802

>>71795780

>>71795817
Did they rape the sheep?

hi New Zealand, wouldn't mind living in your country :)

>>71795780
power rangers dino thunder

>>71795836
Please refrain from saying r*pe in this thread, Canada! This is a peaceful discussion of New Zealand, if you like, i can make a thread discussing your country next :^)

Was New Zealand populated by the Irish or something? They seem so easy and satisfying to bully.

>>71795858
Need to know what they did to the sheep lad desu

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>>71795902
*blocks your path*
You'll have to go through me first, kid

>>71795902
Scots mostly I believe, so you're onto something

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>>71795902
i don't think /int/ has ever successfully bullied us 2bh

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>>71795993
it's different if it's aussies

>>71796008
are kiwis subs to aussies in general?

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Thanks friends, you're all welcome to visit anytime :)

>>71796023
Little bros.

>>71796023
more like you don't take it seriously if it's coming from an aussie

and if the other cunts on /int/ want to bant us they just parrot what aussies say, which means you take that even less seriously

Hi, how can I get refugee status and culturally enrich your country? My skin is white but my eye colour is brown and I can let my beard grow if it helps.

>>71796063
would very much like to (might even try and infiltrate the country entirely). How bad are Maoris though? There's an awful lot of them compared to Euros now

>>71796074
Just remember, we do it to protect you <3

>>71796087
Sorry we take enough refugees as it is.

>>71796106
>There's an awful lot of them compared to Euros now

Er no, not really. Auckland has a lot of Samoans and the entire country has Chinese and Indians, but Europeans are the majority everywhere except in tiny Maori towns on the East Coast.

>>71795902
kek

>>71796113
What if applied for a visa like a normal human being?

>>71796087
dont do it they'll probably ship you to nauru too

>>71796121
It's >20% maori and islander, seems like quite a lot. Are they a nuisance in the places they inhabit?

>>71796170
mate if youre really that hung up about natives dont go nz has them integrated fairly successfully

>>71796121
pretty much this

not to mention that there are no full blood maori anymore, since we've been mixing too long, so i'd say some pom who doesn't know what to look for probably couldn't tell a cunt had some maori blood in him if he was standing right there

well that might be a bit of an exaggeration but still

>>71796145
If you're qualified enough you can get a visa.

Did NZ colonizers peacefully integrate the natives or they were run'n'gun like other anglo colonies?

>>71796215
Can you do a haka?

>>71796227
My mom says I'm smart

>>71796210
Better than most places, but they're still shits. What do you expect from a culture whose primary export is a war dance?
>>71796215
Not that hard, look for the cunt that's built like a brick shithouse and has a tan in winter.

>>71796251
Get her to write that on a piece of paper then you're good to go.

>>71796267
Got it.

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>>71796210
*k*uhhh, *t* gohhh im just asking, Goooood get out of my room

>>71796215
wait, really? i thought they were pretty anti-'colonist'. It's weird half the people I know who've lived/been there have said they're like blacks in America and the other half just say they're integrated and that

>>71796233
better than most places

Looks like a cool as fuck country but everywhere outside of Auckland would feel weird for me to live in as a scummy Londoner
Congrats on being by far one of the least shite countries in the world guys

>>71796309
That's weird considering that neither maoris nor anglos were peacefull people.

>>71796288
You get everything with Maoris from "white" nationalist Maoris, full blown muh native rights Maoris and everything in between.
It's a mixed bag really depending on where they grew up.
They're characters.

>>71796233
can't give you a short answer without simplifying the fuck out of it

but basically yeah, it didn't end up too badly down here

being far away from everything meant priorities were different

and the maori having proved they could hold their own in a fight did a lot to earn them respect, i think

>>71796388
It wasn't all Anglos, Brits would be more accurate
Think I read somewhere that they liked the Maoris, thought they were upstanding people. Then again think I've also read about some brutal nasty things the Brits did too
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>>71796406
How queer, thank you for the insight

>>71796407
>and the maori having proved they could hold their own in a fight did a lot to earn them respect
A fuckload more than aboriginals. The NZ wars with maoris ended in territorial changes, the aboriginals barely even understood the concept of territory and to this day are referred to as "traditional custodians of the land" rather than owners because they cucked themselves so badly.

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>>71796444
classic aborigines

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>>71795902
Delet