Why are Germans so pathetic ?

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>>71795683
Hmmmm

>>71795683
>>71795700
Germans think this is edgy, when in fact it doesn't challenge any political correct views, it just conform to them

pathetic.

>>71795683
who's the guy on the left?

>>71795732
It's also dirty, for example this >>71795753
in front of children and even in front of adults it's dirty.

>>71795683
>Hitler
>Blonde

Historical revisionism, as expected of Krauts.

wat is dat

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>>71795683
germans are a lost cause

let them destroy themselves for a fourth time

>>71795807
https://www.rt.com/viral/378830-germany-trump-merkel-carnival/

>>71795683
I'm surprised how well they got le pens face

>>71795683
since when was hitler blonde?

>>71795807
German carneval floats making fun of prominent personalities and politicians.

>>71795852
Never. I have no idea what they're doing. We are trying to get our immigration problem under control, they make fun of us for that. Do you even understand that the USA was like 95% European just 60ish years ago?

Now I walk down the street and white people are probably 1 in 2 in my city. I just don't care anymore, fuck 'em. Go away I say.

>>71795683
cos you and the muricans bullied them beyond belief

>>71795932
>I'm so old I can remember when white people weren't a myth
Get out gramps this is brown America now

>>71795852
It says blonde is the new brown under it.
Brown as a symbol for nazis so thats why hitlers hair is changed to fit the hair off the others i think

>>71795989
i understand that, they revised hitler's image to fit their own agenda.

>>71795989
Wow Germans still apologetic for something that happened 80 years ago?

What's wrong with your """ people""""? I didn't even realize it was talking about Hitler or Nazis. Was wondering what they meant.

>>71795989
I still think comparing the other politicians to a man who was responsible for initiatiating the most horrible war in all of human history a bit of a stretch.

>>71795683
But Hitler wasn't blonde.....

god I despise germans

>>71796005
it's the old >YOU ARE LE HITLER online tactic being applied in real situations

>>71795732
to be fair it's an event for drunkards and children, not exactly a political movement
the newspaper caricatures tend to be at least a little less simplistic

>>71796005
Wehret den Anfängen. Denn hinterher will es niemand gewesen sein.

>>71796005
The FN has roots in collaborators so this is fair.

hurt feelings?

>>71795811
Problem is they are taking the entirety of Europe with them

>>71796033
>portraying politicians in a smear parade
>not political

you can't have it all mate. pick one

>defend own borders
>be made fun of
who could be behind these carefully crafted figures if not globalists?

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>>71796033
>Parade for shaming foreign politicians
>Not political
German autism strikes again

>>71796071
If it involves people who are not white or Asian they are invincible.

>>71796071
The kikes are behind everything

Can't wait until we ally with the good Muslims and finally destroy the filthy jew

>>71796053
>>71796079
HELP I HAVE BEEN QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT

>>71795766
> Tfw you will never have a Cute French mother protecting you from carnival floats

Why even live?

>>71796111
Globalists=/=jews
There are plenty of anti-nationalists who are of every race and many of those same people criticize Israel for being an ethnostate

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>>71796146
You were quoted perfectly well within context you fat pigeon

>>71796053
>>71796079
political movement =/= political event
also most people don't really care about the political aspect for many people it's about getting drunk

>>71795683
Who the fuck is Wilders?

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>>71796205
>political movement =/= political event
Are you drunk yourself bud?

>>71796206
Dutch Hitler according to the European press

>>71796206
Nice dutchie who will hopefully win the election and help save part of Europe

>>71796221
Ups misread that feel free to ignore that

>>71796020
Comparisons to Hitler have been in use since the '50s. There were so many that a professor had to actually point out that it wasn't a legitimate argument.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum

>no farage
not blonde enough to be racist, eh?

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>>71795683
I find it not so abnormal desu.
also Chinese people love to do the similar festival with Japanese puppets.

>>71795725
>>71795700
sad!

>>71795683
i don't get it, is braun slang for poop or something

>>71796408
They're saying they're literally Hitlers.

Trump is a fat American Hitler (who has connections with a lot of Jews and who's daughter is an Orthodox Jew but he's still Hitler and wants to gas 6 trillion of 'em)

Le Pen is female Hitler

And Wilders is weed smoking Hitler

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Why are EUROPEANS** so KEKS**??????


FIXED.

>implying Hitler wasn't literally the best leader in European history

Why are Germans so ashamed of someone who made them so great?

Went over to /fr/

Thread was much better, considering migrating

>>71795683

>Anything I don't like is literally Hitler

>>71795958
Not really. America's leaders even thought the whole Versailles nonsense the French were so gung ho on was a stupid idea. After WW2 the western parts of Germany were gradually allowed to rearm and it joined NATO ten years after being defeated. If anyone fucked Germany it was the Soviets who permanently sliced off the eastern fifth of it, annexed what was left of Prussia, and instilled in another fifth tankie filth that would eventually drag the rest of Germany down with it once reunification happened.

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>>71795683
>Why are Germans so pathetic ?
Not all krauts are

>>71796507
Why are mel and vince the only sane actors in hollywood?

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>>71796385
Wouldn't blame them, Japanese use to do the same.

>>71795811
Do it again bomber Harris

>>71795683
awwwwww.....poor baby got triggerd?
back to your safe space >>>/pol/

>>71795683
YEAH! FUCK BLONDE PEOPLE, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK, ESPESCIALLY FUCK ETHNIC GERMANS!

>>71796848
I don't blame them for it.
but these people will be looked down on as those Japanese who committed war crimes.

>>71795811
do it again Bomber Harris

This time with more tanks plz.

>>71795811
do it again bomber harris but with modern british bombers

Why is the 4chan German always attacking Japanese people?
Do not they have international common sense?
Did the Japanese do something bad to the Germans?

>>71797097
where did germans attack you in this thead?

>>71796206
A Indonesian-Dutch politician that wants to kick all the bad apples back to the sandbox they came from.
And also he wants to leave the EU.

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>>71796848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes

>>71797097
Germans attack everyone except maybe Swedes

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>>71797116
>where did germans attack you in this thead?

this.

Recently, I see a German who attacks Japanese people every day.

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>>71795700
>that nose

>>71797199
how is this an attack?
if anything, its making fun of chinese and a compliment to japanese

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>>71797116
Also, this.

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>>71797221
Well that's a legitimate question tho.

>>71797217
It is very taboo to mix jokes in the history issue of Japan and China.
Japanese and Chinese get angry

>>71797248
sorry, sounds to me like you just cant handle the banter
maybe 4chan is not the right site for you?

>>71797259
Acting like an idiot isn't banter.

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>>71797238
I am very proud that our ancestors resisted the colonial rule of Europe.
At that time, 90% of the world was a European slave country.

This German question is foolish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_Equality_Proposal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Conference

>>71797344
>I am very proud that our ancestors resisted the colonial rule of Europe.
>At that time, 90% of the world was a European slave country.

Why is the 4chan Japanese always attacking European people?
Do not they have international common sense?
Did the European do something bad to the Japanese?

>>71795683
i don't know what to say for i'm just a taco, but all other europeans discussing what's currently happening are saying they are really really dangerous for what they are promoting.

>>71795683
Compensation for losing two wars.

>>71797368
I will not attack all the Europeans, but abusive for the rude white race.

Many Japanese people love European culture.
Gothic lolita and maid culture are influences of European culture.

>>71797546
you called Europeans evil colonizers and slavers.
That is very insensitive and an attack on our glorious past

>>71796910
It's funny watching leftists have to make such a mad dash to adopt the insults and euphemisms of their rhetorical opposition because they're losing the culture war so badly. Sure enough, they're very bad at it because they inevitably go overboard in an attempt to reclaim the initiative and turn it on their enemies.

Moreover, they fail to follow up these uses of their opposition's nomenclature with any substantive argument. Throwing "triggered!' at someone without following up with anything doesn't prove their argument or contention wrong, it just shows you never had one.

>>71797607
its not some "leftist" political organization
It is banter on a carvenval
sorry if that triggers you

>>71795794
meh, at least they drink beer so they can't be fundamentalists

>>71797097
Because you were in the same basket they were only you managed to not become a nation of neurotic self-loathing fools. There is plenty wrong with Japan, but there is plenty wrong with many countries. Germany is self-destructing, Japan is not. You never turned inward on yourself like Germany did. You're a subconscious reminder to them that it wasn't losing WW2 or being a geopolitical pawn between two superpowers that fucked them, it's their own national psychosis they refuse to confront.

>>71797632
Did you think I was referring to the carnival and not the post I quoted? You're just proving my point for me by continually harping on "triggered," like it means anything all by itself.

>>71797672
What planet do you live on where Muslim fundamentalists aren't massive hypocrites most of the time? Plenty of westernized Muslims fine with downing their fair share of ales have self-radicalized into fundamentalists.

>>71797769
>You're just proving my point for me by continually harping on "triggered," like it means anything all by itself.
it means that /pol/ and tumblr crowd are the same. You guys cant handle the banter

>>71797796
Stop hiding under the guise of banter

You can't just fucking say/do things then say "I was just kidding bro, it was just a prank". What the fuck?

>>71797583
The fact is fact.
Apartheid in South Africa. British native American genocide. Aboriginal massacre of Australia.
The collapse of the Aztec civilization by the Spanish Empire. South American Indigenous Massacre.
Black slave. Russia's East Asian rule. Domination of Asia by Britain, France, Netherlands.

The world was chaotic.

>>71797836
japanese colonialism and imperialism is also a fact

>>71796801
That one is fake

>>71797833
its a fucking carnival, idiot
of course its banter

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Brain drain.
All the non-retarded Germans left for USA either between WW1 and WW2 or the two decades after WW2.

Hitler even accused USA of it.

>>71797833
But thats fucking comical satire you autist. If it was tge other way around you would probably live your fat right-wing ass off

>>71797796
I'm not from /pol/. My entire point was ridiculing the transparently put-on adoption of anti-left terminology to remain relevant when arguing from a left POV either because it's the only terminology they know that actually works or because obfuscating that left POV is pertinent to making the point in the first place. Abusing "triggered," repeatedly at someone making that observation is a prime example.

>>71797833
Yes he can. The problem comes when someone gives into the "just a prank, bro," excuse so quickly. It shows their talk of banter is flimsy at best given they crumble when its flung their way.

There's also the stated problem of said banter being transparently put on in the first place.

>>71797883
You don't seem to understand the posts ITT you keep quoting are discussing the posts ITT, not the carnival itself.

>>71797919
*laugh

>>71795683
Because they are pathetic, not surprising since they are the most pro-k*bab cunt in Europe

I unironically think that the G*rmans should get nuked a minimum of two times

>>71797851
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_Equality_Proposal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Conference

This is also a fact
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nazi_war_crimes

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>>71797919
>If it was tge other way around
they would have been thrown in prison
Could you possibly imagine a float with Obama being lynched?

You've had people arrested for making jokes about an Islamic leader.

>>71797935
OPs pictures are not left-wing
They are pretty mainstream positions in Germany

>>71797952
is this also a fact?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

>>71797979
For fuck's sake I'm talking about the poster's use of "triggered," not the carnival. How many times does this need to be clarified?

>>71797883
So why not make it non political then? To make such a strong statement against politicians isn't banter. There's a message and it's not humorous.

>>71797919
If it was the other way around I wouldn't consider it "le banter xd" I would consider it also a political statement.

If someone made ANYTHING on the opposite spectrum it wouldn't be considered banter (Politicians as Jews or rats maybe, Obama as a monkey etc)

How about Angela Merkel getting gangbanged by BBC?

>>71798026
it is political but it is humorous
sorry when you cant laugh about yourself

>>71797994
Both Japan and Germany had reprehensible acts committed during the second world war. The difference is, they haven't used those acts as a basis for fueling a cultural attitude that has overcorrected in relation to those acts. Instead of tempering yourselves in to healthy, moderated nationalistic stances you've gone into the opposite territory of where you were before, something that will cause as much pain and grief and destruction.

>>71798045
Can we laugh about refugees raping German women? Does anyone laugh about that in Germany?

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>>71798045
How is a parade made up of floats based on mainstream ideas funny?

>german
>"humor"
putting it in the same arrow is an insult

>>71798077
if Canadians find refugees raping women is funny, you are free to laugh about it

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>>71798120
Tom might be an asshole, but he's not wrong.

>>71798173
apparently germans find decapitating another country's leader funny
>>71797974

>>71798198
Tom also wont get laid with that whiny attitude

>>71798216
Just banter bro

Decapitating another country's leader is just humor, no real message or meaning behind it

>>71798120
>>71798198
Post this on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit or Imgur and watch as the women and white knights crawl out of the woodwork to claim Tom is just mad he can't get none of dat pussy. Seriously, try it.

Obama spied on the entirety of Germany and wiretapped their leader's phone yet they still sucked his dick

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>>71798315
Because he was black

>>71798315
Can't resist chocolate loving

>>71798304
>to claim Tom is just mad he can't get none of dat pussy
they would be right

>>71798315
Everyone loves Obama because they are fucking told to. The Obama/Biden memes were a blatant propaganda effort, and they fucking worked. Despite basically being Bush 3.0 with extra race baiting, Barack Obama will likely go down in history as one of the most popular, cool, fun presidents in the history of the United States, and perhaps one of the best leaders in all of human history.

>>71798354
It's quite bizarre. He literally never did anything right but he was Black and pretty likeable and hip.

>>71798340
Tom is using entry level negging to try and get the attention of women. By having something that provocative in his profile, he's more likely (in theory) to get responses from the various whores on Tinder who are desperate for approval from people who deny it from them.

That sentence isn't meant to be read as a whinge, it's meant to be read as a sneer. Tom is sneering down on the female population, and challenging them to prove him wrong or right. Then again, I wouldn't expect a German to understand any of this. Tom isn't even the original author of that, it's basically a Tinder copypasta at this point.

>>71798328
because obama is a charismatic leader and a great orator, in contrast to some orange clown

>>71798395
Literally in what way

>>71798395
>>because obama is a charismatic leader and a great orator,
https://youtu.be/1LHBxsDYavo

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>>71798225
Excusing shitty behavior because the little head is doing all the thinking is exactly how that shitty behavior propagates.

>>71798304
The white knights know it's true too, but they just lie to themselves and the women around them because, again, the little head is doing the thinking.

Women know it's true too, but will never admit it except around each other.

>>71798340
Not quite. Dudes who get laid regularly often say the same things. Tom's problem seems to stem from the fact he's not that much of a looker himself and there's a thin line between being honest and just an asshole.

>>71798385
well I dunno how women react to this, but to me Tom seems like a guy who is constantly whining that "women are whores". He just doesnt seem to be a fun guy to be around. A shame really, cause with his looks he could pull some pussy on tinder.
But hey, maybe women see it differently.

>>71798395
His defining quality was being good at reading off a teleprompter. There's dozens of times his teleprompter malfunctioned and he became a stumbling mess.

>>71795683

but hitler wasnt blonde...

>>71798416
so he stutters once, i give you that.

meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs

>>71798452
Here and interview without a teleprompter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eqoL18zwg&feature=youtu.be

>>71798475
>he stutters once,

this is from 2008.
https://youtu.be/Qp0hU1THjuc

>>71798429
>Not quite. Dudes who get laid regularly often say the same things.
But they say it in private. they dont whine about it on tinder or facebook

>>71798354
during his administration he even tried to start a proper war in Syria and fund terrorists there

it was also reveled just how bad NSA got under his watch and he went out of his way to shit on Snowden for proving tinfoil hat types right. it pisses me off to see people talk like he was a good President.

>>71798447
The easiest way to get positive attention from women is to make them think you think you are better than them. If you are down to play the long game, it works every single time. You don't even have to be overt about it, just deny them the attention they want and they'll become desperate for it or assume something is wrong with them.

I guarantee you an attractive guy using that Tinder profile will get a lot of women angry or interested.

>>71798429
>The white knights know it's true too, but they just lie to themselves and the women around them because, again, the little head is doing the thinking.

It's basically chosen delusion at this point.

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>>71798475
>once
If you regularly watched Obama go off script you'd know that wasn't a one time occurrence.

>>71798505
Exactly the point. White knights know it's true. Chads know it's true. Women themselves know it's true. Tom isn't saying anything that anyone considers untrue, he's just not filtering it. He's being an asshole, but he's not wrong.

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>>71798514
>It's basically chosen delusion at this point.
A lot of contemporary positions are and white knights are a prime example.

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>>71795683
CRASHING EUROPE...

>>71799179
WITH NO SURVIVORS...

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>>71795852

Since ever, it's his final form

Also they have a point. Hitler was an emotional manchild that could appeal to emotional manchildren in the masses, and the other three retards are attempting to do the same.

>>71799584
Perhaps the same could be said of all politicians

But it's only wrong when evil people do it, right

>>71799665
>Perhaps the same could be said of all politicians
It could, and in many cases it would also be true. Perhaps in most. However some of those people have limits they were not ready to cross. Others may have genuine intention to serve in return for the power or to deliver on their promises.

It is a loss for the society when it accepts cynicism of those who seek power as an acceptable standard.

>>71795683
Just nuke NRW 2bh

>>71799813
Can confirm.

I'm living here and we are the second state in Germany with the most immigrants and leftist peoples.

Just nuke us.

>>71799766
Sadly traits like that are purely coincidental. It's not what gets you elected anymore.

I do feel the need to point out that neither Hitler, Stalin nor Mao were actually elected. Hitler just killed his entire opposition after scoring like 24% in the last democratic election.

>>71799904
>after scoring like 24% in the last democratic election.
>Swedish education

>>71796910
Not really, I find this so pathetic that it doesn't even touch my sensibility.

>>71799963
I see German brainwashing is working fine. Do some research, and remember, it's not democratic when you have gangs of people outside the booth threatening those who vote "wrong".

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>>71800061
>moving the goalposts

I pity your children who have to assist to your humorous carnival with its poops, sodomies and clearly noted opinion views. This is not what normal people find funny.

>>71800119
What?

>>71800159
political views*
But also opinion views

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>>71800160
it goes something like this
>make a retarded claim
>get called a retard
>say something else and claim it's what you meant all along

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>>71800218
Oh so you're just meme:ing. Ignoring you now.

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>>71795683
>>71795700
>>71795704
>>71795725
>>71795753
>>71795794
Germans are the real Jews,

We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.

Are they kidding? I really don't understand why Germans are so fucked-up all the time. every fucking time they've ended up being evil. what the fuck is happiness to them, I wonder.

>>71800159
Carnival was always been a mockery of politics, society and current events through grotesque exaggeration.

Am I the only one who thinks that Germany & Germans deserve the Muslims and blacks?

>>71795700
Lel 10 years after Germans will still be mad about Brexit.

UK 1 - 0 Germany
As always

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>kraut carnaval consists of pushing around heavy-handed political cartoons in 3D form
cmon at least make it funny

Someone translate this please?

>>71797672
>they can't be fundamentalists

They are Ethiopian, not Muslims.

>>71802417
Just says "Blond is the new brown."

>>71802417
Blond is the new brown see>>71795989

>>71799179
I genuinely hope she dies, what a dumb fucking cunt.

>>71802616
I genuinely hope she gets gangbanged by a gang of Africans.

>>71795683
At least they have mosques

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>>71795683
>>71795700
>>71795725
>>71795753
>dat burrhurtino

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>>71802714
PRETTY FUNNY

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>>71800258
:DDDD

drumpf btfo

>>71800659
Evilness is happyness to us.

Jokes aside black humour exists everywhere cam down.

>>71795683
You mean west Germans

>>71795794

More like brown is the new blond.

>>71795683
>German humour

>>71802417
really ought to be obvious senpai

The Germans are still the best at triggering people, it seems.

>>71803824
It doesn't trigger us. We just find this pathetic and dirty, if you find poops funny, I'm sad for you.

>>71803824
>see, now you're pussies like us!

>>71797974
I do wonder what someone like Otto Dix would think of this

>>71797248
How would a German know this?
Also there are nazi-jokes everywhere on the internet.

>>71798120
Normally there are many different opinions, but lately, there are no different opinions allowed anymore.

>>71795683
Why do you even have to ask that question?

>>71799179
stealth

>>71795683
>hitler
>blonde

Memes aside Germans hate brits, french, slavs, turks, refugees etc.

>>71795725
What did he mean by this?

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>>71795683
I think carnival claims to be subversive and funny, but in the end all that they do is regurgitate mainstream opinions. See pic related.

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>>71804230
If you're so dense you can't understand Japan and China's historic rivalry and the warcrimes that were committed against one another was from genuine apathy, then you probably shouldn't talk about it

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>>71798354
what's wrong with obama/biden

>>71797344
If you had gold like America Spics and Poortus would habe steamrolled over you.
You resisted nothing, nobody gave a fucg about you.

>>71802952
And what does this represent? Life here in Poland is the same as it was during previous more pro-eu party reign.

>>71805177
German humour, it's no laughing matter.

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>>71795683
Looks at these Mongrels

Germans confirmed as Non-Whites

So much butthurt.
All of you claiming this is totally unacceptable aren't any better as those tumblr faggots complaining about racist costumes.
Just on the other side of the political landscape.

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>>71798315

>>71798458
Who cares? It's just satire

>>71795683
I don't get it. Why is Hitler blonde? I guess if Braun was for Eva Braun it could work.

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>>71798315
The politicians did, the public didn't.

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>>71805673
So what? Were there any major protests? No. Some people spread stickers but did the opinion of the majority change? Did people stop buying American products or anything? They didn't. Because they are idiots.

>>71805765
I don't know, maybe to conform with Wilders , Le Pen and Trump or to show that all blond people are nazis.

>>71795683
They always seem to need to categorize people on physical appearances and then villifying one of the categories. Really makes me think.

>>71805826
But only if it matches the regime's agenda. Calling all brown-skinned people terrorists would probably get you sent to jail.

Those guy who wrote the previous post is not faggot.

^ they said not to trust you, female

>>71806035
sorry, i don't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die

>>71805422
It's not that anybody is butthurt over this, it's more we find it pathetic and embarrassing because it's just mainstream opinions portrayed like they're somehow edgy, but the Germans think they're being cool and rebellious.

It's like those anti-smoking commercials which so desperately try to be hip and cool to relate to kids by using memes, and end up making themselves look stupid.

>boohoo stop making fun of our nutjob-in-chief

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>>71806718
For God's sake, pull your head out of your ass. Political satire has a longstanding tradition in our carneval and it would be stupid to not do it. And everyone gets made fun of, it's not limited to a libtard agenda, you stupid fucking dipshit.

they seem incredibly butthurt about brexit

They should make one where there's a refugee on a train cutting Germans into little pieces.

Now that would be edgy, topical and news-related.

>>71806751
God I wish a Muslim would drive a truck into your house.

Karmic justice.

>>71795683
What is this anyways? A parade for politicaly correct satire?

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>>71795700
>>71795725

>>71807203
Germans like slapping each other on the back about their tolerant political views. If people think Swedes are unbearably arrogant, they've never met a German before.

>>71807203
Carnival...

>>71806718
You clearly are

>>71806806
You're missing the point. The whole Hitler = Trump thing has become in and of itself a self-critical ironic joke because of how ridiculously reactionary and overused it is, but the German's are using it completely unironically like they missed the boat completely on that.

I'm not criticizing them for the political lean of their satire, I'm criticizing them for not being funny.

>>71807654
I agree with this.
Trump is trying to stop some select types of people from coming to the US.
Hitler tried to get a select type of people to stay in the country, in fact he hunted them down in other countries and put them into concentration camps and had them murdered.

Controlling immigration is not the same thing as invading other countries and sending their jews to the gas chamber.

But you know how the left (and all of Germany) is, everything that isn't extreme-left wing = fascism.

the floats certainly are interesting

I think there's no need to be upset about them on the merit of expressed opinions, I'm more bothered by the ones that are grotesque, like a person coming out of an asshole , to me that's just gross

The OP is very offensive. Germans need to take the feelings of man children into consideration and stop insulting their leader.

>>71807939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0dox4l09o

>>71805177
It fucking isn't, they are chopping down trees everywhere reeeeee

>using the carnival, a time of fun and festivities, to make pointless political satire and virtue signal with the use of politics that are irrelevant to your continent
I'm getting real tired of this "american culture" meme

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>>71795700
>>71795725

>>71805814
>>71805765
Wilders isnt blonde either

>>71808703
He's not?

>>71805826
oy vey, literally white genocide

>>71808723
he dyes his hair and wears blue contact lenses

>>71808673

gettin real tired of this quasi russian flag you've got there

j

>>71795683

Germans hate themselves

Italy - eternally nation of Rome, Renaissance

Scotland - whiskey, bagpipes

Australia - koalas, beaches

Germany - Hitler, Nazis - even 2,000 years from now

>>71808920
Says the one with the quasi Malaysian flag.

>>71808465

This is brilliant

>>71806806
Well, your carnival is shit. Venice's carnival, Rio's carnival any day, those carnivals are funny and great.

>>71807939
Their floats are crass.

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I will post some more, so you can enjoy the excellent German humour

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>Welcoming culture

>new year's eve night (2015/16) in cologne

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Erdowahn = Erdo-madness

This refers to a German comedian who made fun of Erdogan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6hmermann_affair

>>71795753
>ITT: foreigners can`t handle german """""bantz"""""

But most People in this thread are right. It`s not very funny and way too one sided and PC.
What makes me way angrier is the fact that the showed things like >>71795753 to kids.

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>AfD (right-wingers)
>hatred against refugees
>our useful idiots

Why don't we have a float? Fucking Germans

>>71810796
*against Muslims

>>71810796
I don't understand the argument that parties against islamification help Islamic extremists?

>>71810796

I suppose the alternative to that is a liberal protecting a muslim's culture to beat his wife or something

>>71795683
>getting butthurt over satire
kektus
kys pierre

>>71808465
Woah, this stomps ours in cologne into the dust.
Seems as if we have some cultural stagnation going on here, or since when do you build such mechatronic marvels?

Maybe among all this refugees germans took there will be one good sculptor

>>71807654
>nigger gets triggered by free speech
back to your safe space

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>idiotic politics concerning Iraq
>ISIS

>>71810872
>People hate Muslims
>AfD searing even more hate
>Muslims start hating Kuffars too
>join ISIS to fight against them

Why are germans the biggest shills on the planet

>>71811053
>Love us and let us take over or we'll kill you

Seems to vindicate parties like AfD imo.

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>Asylum defense force Ilmental

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They should fight for their country instead of molesting women.

nice cars germany you just forgot the fun part

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>>71810948
Since the sixties.

This year one of my favourite is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOn5jjPYg_o
because of how many movements it does.

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>>71808673
desu this city always was into contemporary forms of virtue signalling.

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>German Economy
>France

>>71811262
>nice cars
After all, a compliment. I'm glad you appreciate German Carnival culture.

You now realize all these "controversial" floats are from the same one guy, who got death threats for them by the way. But according to the /intpol/ hivemind it's some sort of German government action.

>>71811568
source pls?
Everybody and his mom seems to send deaththreats nowadays.

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>>71811543
bit small still ngl

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>>71811543
Cut the crap buddy and open an economic book. The unemployed people in France live better than a german guy who works !

>>71811610
https://www.welt.de/regionales/nrw/article162453000/Trump-als-Freiheitsvergewaltiger-Wagenbauer-erhaelt-Hassmails.html

>>71805384
You missed the lady with the blue hijab beneath the furthest left circle.

>>71796318
Not relevant enough

Good thread! Ausländers being butthurt about something they don't even remotely understand are always fun.

>>71811847
>Not relevant enough
>brexit was not relevant

>>71811867
brexit was, but the average German has no idea who farage is

>>71811977
Farage is as well known as Wilders, i believe.

>>71811053
>"Guys, we can't control Muslim immigration, that's exactly what ISIS wants!"
>"Guys, we can't bomb ISIS, that's imperialism!"

So we can't do what ISIS wants, except when we do what ISIS wants, like not bomb them.

Why are all verb-final speakers so unfunny?

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Our carnaval is much better and less edgy. Come to Brazil

>>71813260
is that Mr Bean? lol

>>71807261
After a couple years on /int/ that's not hard to believe at all

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>>71810872

>>71797632
it´s leftist """banter"""
what happened, germany?

>>71797979
>being a leftist is mainstream in germany
fucking sad

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>>71797259
>a fucking germancuck telling japan 4chan is no place for them

>>71797632
go back to tumblr nigger

>>71797943
t. zhang
Auckland should be nuked a minimum of two times

>>71805635
> a person you disagree with is democratically elected
> this is the erosion of democracy
jesus fucking christ europe delete yourself

>>71797851
there's nothing wrong with Imperailism

>>71806751
do you realize how much of a pathetic sissy cuck culture it makes you look like to make fun of trump?
it´s like trying to make fun of a jock because he fucked your girlfriend, you can try, but you´ll still come out looking like the lesser man

>>71810342
>caring about k*rds

>>71810796
>if you kill your enemies, they win
t. Justin "son of castro" trudeau

>>71797672
there are plenty of durka extremists who drank alcohol etc. when they were/are living in europe

>>71817389
>hating the germans makes me chinese
t. literal retard

>>71817625
>Justin "son of castro" trudeau
Just go with Castreau. it saves time and adds a spicy slight at his pussified stance on pretty much everything.

>>71795683
why does germany look like a shithole

>>71797199
>>71797221
none of that is "attacking" you sensitive cunt. All I ever see around here is people making reasonable discussion and japs just insulting everyone for little to no reason or deflecting discussion/criticism with external, irrelevant things.

>>71797155
take this for example. It's like japs are primitive animals. Linking something completely irrelevant, only based on the flag they're seeing for the purposes of negating what the other poster said. It doesn't negate it at all, makes them look like a childish retard. It's not even relevant to what they said. It's not a fucking competition.

>>71795683
How do the "politically correct" in the West fit this in their world compass?

I mean... Imagine if they portrayed dark hair or black skin in a negative way. They'd get instantly called out for being "racist".

You can generalize blond people, fair-skinned people in Europe and shit on them, this appears to be politically correct somehow.

I thought political correctness implies universal correctness, not selective for minorities.
This is what disgusts me in the West, this prime grade tier hypocrisy.

All social rules should be universal, not dependent on one's hair/skin color, it should not be a subject of political force.

>>71804701
Oh, I know the history, but how can this be such a hard taboo?
And why does he expects people from the other end of the world to follow these local "rules" in the internet?

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damn, germany you edgy