/v4/ + friends

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/balt/

>>71795536
good morning

I just realized that after the mankind perishes, kots will become one of the dominant species on this planet.

/v4/ is fast as fuck these days

>>71796938
Mornings not so much...

>>71795536
Morning

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just matched with a czech girl in tinder, looks like she studies in uni in my hometown. how do i start the convo?

>>71797192
"I want you to play with my rohlik"

>>71797174
Hey

https://youtu.be/BdecM3wkhbM

Am I shadow-banned?

>>71797242
Smooth

I think that I might be shadow-banned. Fucking 4chan, I'm not going to purchase your stupid 4chan pass!

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>>71797192
watch and learn from pepik pickup master

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>mfw the only czech in class is me

>>71797958
I knew the situation in Prague is bad, but I didn't know it is as bad as this.

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>>71797958

>>71798015
>he thinks it's just Prague

>woman came to talk with my coworker (journalist), to complain about something so we can write about it
>55 years old woman
>went to the job centre because they have program for older people or maybe just adult people in general to gain a specialty/profession/qualification so that they can get a job
>job centre sent her to school, they paid her 228 € a month as a stipend
>3 months of learning
>half of it is theory, half of it is practice in some company
>she went to learn sewing
>did practice in some sewing company, because job centre funds the employer for that time
>learning, practice ends
>employer drops her because she has no experience, those two months are too little for him to keep her because she wont make enough produce for it to pay off
>one of the things about this whole education program is that you have to find job in 6 months after you finish studying and practicing
>she went to all sewing companies
>no one wants her because of no experience
>those couple of months were basically nothing
>job centre now demands over 900 € from her which they gave as stipend because she didn't find a job
>unemployed, in debt, after finishing useless studies
>she was lead into believing that she will just study, gain a qualification and find a job
>employers excuse is that it's a shit program in the first place because one or two months of practice is not enough
JUST: the country

>>71797391
>>71797458
Nope

>>71798240
exactly same thing here in regards of re-qualification

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>meet """czech""" girl
>"oh shit i hate czech bureaucracy, extending your visa is so much work"
>"what do you need a visa for?"
>"oh I didn't tell you I'm actually from russia haha"

Are there even czech people left or has bohemia turned into some sort of kaliningrad 2.0, a red army post in central europe?

She's cute though so maybe it's not all bad.

>>71795536
still factually correct

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>>71798311
eternal soviet strikes again

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>>71795536

tfw no hun gf

tfw no v4 gf


tfw no gf

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so checking in on my v4 friends:

1. how will you feel if we leave NATO?

2. how would you feel if we turned the UN headquarters in NY into a trump hotel?

3. what is your opinion of borders

4. what is your opinion of the media's coverage of trump in your country?

5. what if your opinion of nigel farage

6. what is your opinion of atilla the hun

7. what is your opinion of of genghis khan

8. what is your opinion of adolf hitler

9. what are your thoughts on women

10. do you support the death penalty?

>>71801503
here's my answers:

1. good
2. great
3. we need more of them
4. lugenpresse
5. meme legend
6. unforgivably responsible for the fall of rome
7. the ultimate anti-thot
8. well-intentioned, but jingoism killed his country
9. trust no thot
10. the death penalty is more humane than life sentences

Test

Hi friends

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>>71801797
hiya

>>71801816
What's up

>>71801857
genuinely doing homework for the first since the beginning of time
you?

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>>71801949
*first time
reeeeeeee

>>71801949
Im in class desu
>tfw some autist got the dorm network banned again so you cant post

>>71802077
>Im in class desu
i presume it's boring if you are here, what is it about? are there any qts?
>>tfw some autist got the dorm network banned again so you cant post
yeah, i was coerced into buying the pass [spoiler]by femanon :^([/spoiler] because of the same issue

>>71802077
my uni has been permabanned twice but it always gets appealed

>>71802136
IT security lecture, its alright but the 'practical' class or whatever is much better

>>71801503
1 you will not leave nato

2 idc

3 protect them

4 german propaganda

5 based

6

7

8 fuck this guy for attacking us

9

10 yes

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>>71797958
its because its full of slovaks, r-right?

>>71801503
fuck off

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love those local swearwords I can recognize

>>71804202
i was watching “Generation war” yesterday and when they got to polish partizans after 3 hours of speaking german i felt like i could understand everything

my left molar hurts a bit :(

I've been to the dentist today, she put in a filling, cause a side chipped off from my tooth. Also I'm super hungry but can't eat because the amalgam filling is so big, it needs a bit more time to settle than usual.
Actually, she just said 2-3 hours, and try not to chew on the left side, but I'd probably be better off if I didn't eat anything at all today

>>71804580
Just get some yoghurt or something through straw, friend.

>>71804336
Polski
>Kraken,srakem
English
>kraken, my ass

yeah thats no brainer in what is better

>>71804580
still getting poison into mouth?

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>left office at 11 because 'it's too noisy and i can't work like this'
>bought paprika flavored potato chips and energy drinks
>been playing Mad Max that I pirated last night since

who else /linvingthelife/?

>>71805130
is that game any good?

>>71805221
for the moment it looks like an extremely casual open world game with bamham combat and resource gathering autism
just what i need right now

>>71804689
Can't, then I have to brush my teeth before going to sleep, and what if the filling hasn't yet set and I ruin it? Can't chance it. It's only one day :( I must think of the future.

>>71804869
Amalgam fillings are perfectly safe and last 15-20 years easily. Composite ones will fall out within 6. Just...no.

>>71805130
Jelly af, did all work around 14:00 and waiting for work to end until then, 2 hours passed, half hour to go...

>>71805342
Don't brush teeth :D
But from your knowledge I guess that you probably try to take very good care of them

>>71805342
they sure can last 15 but usually they dont last that long either there is cavity under it or they wil just start to degrade

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>>71805485
I'm brushing religiously. 4 minutes every night. Minimum. I think I'd have a nice smile, if there wasn't a giant gap between my upper front teeth. Pic related. I won't post mine, cause it's pretty...signature. Like, one of a kind.

>>71805898
pls no, don't scare me shitless, some of my fillings are slowly turning 10 years old

>>71806584
for me what helped against cavities was using inter-dental toothbrush and mouthwash
had like 5 years without one

>>71804580
Just go to Mosonmagyaróvár and get all your teeth replaced for the price of a doner

>>71801503
6. and 7. are my favorite people

>be a post communist corrupt country
>have shit wages
>companies sell goods of lower quality here
>companies sell goods of higher qualities in richer EU countries
>REEEE EU WE ARE NOT SECOND CLASS EUROPEANS DO SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is our government being retarded on purpose or just incompetent?

>>71807916
I'd say both

>>71798311
About 10% of Prague population are now people from former Soviet Union

Excluding russian and ukranians uni students

>>71808658
i should just stop reading news because i will die of stomach ulcers before i reach 30
fucking smer

>>71807916
They're right though, Germs sell us shittier stuff under the same brand. Wymieniamy tier scam.

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My grandma died 2 months ago

Now I own appartment in Prague centrum

Renting it for 800€/month

Have my own studio for 250€/month


t. NEET for life

>>71808885
>They're right though
they are not tho, they don't sell us shitty goods because we are "eastern europeans" they sell us shitty goods because we are poor and it wouldn't make sense to sell us expensive high quality goods if they can sell more shitty goods for greater profit

>>71808950
that's a cute hamster

>>71809027
that food usually cost more or the same in west
so yeah he is right but only this time

>>71808950
King of NEETs
what did your parents got when you got such good thing?

>>71809744
Cottage and dog

>>71809502
are there any stats on this?

>>71806991
>inter-dental toothbrush
this sounds great
>mouthwash
What kind? Anti-bacterial?
There's one I used a couple of times, but it leaves a horrible aftertaste in my mouth, which is bad in itself, but the fact that I can't taste anything the next morning made me stop using it

>>71810721
the ones without alcohol
its more for the healthy gums but should help against cavities as well

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>>71810291

>>71811775
correct me if i am wrong but the stuff that is the same is actually more expensive to buy in Kekia then Germany?
wew

>>71812047
yeah same thing here for example lidl does it often

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>>71812238
oh wow, that is quite sad desu

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>>71808950
Jelly as fuck desu senpai. Meanwhile I wageslave and renting would still be too expensive for me.

>>71808950
God damn it I am so jealous of you but also so happy for you

>>71811496
Do you have a specific brand you use and would recommend?

>>71807916
Solution: stop buying shit and vote for different party. It dosnt matter if you agree with them or not the goal is pushed the government to do shit

>>71809027
The point is that these shittier and better goods are all marketed as the same product. Same brand, same name, same package, but different ingredients. It's false advertising.
The whole point of EU's shared market policies was to prevent this kind of bullshit, so it's not okay, especially coming from Herr Zis-Bananas-Have-a-Vrong-Angle. And it's not like it's their first stunt like that considering that recent Volkswagen fiasco.

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>>71814794
>he whole point of EU's shared market policies was to prevent this kind of bullshit,

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>>71814861
maybe this one won't flip

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>give the rental agency four months notice a few days ago
>the fucking agent is already organizing a showing for some student tomorrow
>British law dictates that I have a right to live undisturbed in this apartment until 28 days before I vacate the premises and that they have to give me 24 hours notice before showings
REEEEEE THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I will fight this tooth and nail you normie bastards

>>71815483
godspeed briton

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>co-worker from sweden on delegation visits us at work to make some presentations
>lunch break
>local boss takes us to some fancy restaurant to show the swede that we aren't a complete shithole
>waiter asks if we are planning to pay separately or all on one bill
>boss goes ahead and says that it's all going on one bill
>i assume if it's a singular bill then it's paid by the company
>order the most expensive burger i find and some overpriced craft beer
>eat and drink it
>paying time comes
>boss goes "alright boys, time for everyone to pay for themselves"
>burger $15 + beer $5
>mfw
>the burger wasn't even that good
and how was your day lads?

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>>71814942
looks like porn, not even memeing

>>71816195
so what was the point of one bill?

>>71816776
that's what i'd also love to know beforehand

>>71814794
desu if the ingredients list on the back isn't lying about the contents of the product i couldn't give less shit, it's still the same thing but crappier

>>71816835
a to paragon byl czy faktura?

>>71817003
wspolny rachunek ale kazdy oddzielnie placil za siebie

who /beer+music/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eakwOHd5D4

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bump

>>71816195
that story makes me feel good desu

>>71808950
>Renting it for 800€/month
size/district?