>Go to Rome
>Order a pizza
>It's fucking shit
An absence of fruit among the toppings, perhaps?
A lack of certain sweet ingredient on a flatbread, perchance?
>>71794994
>go to new zealand
>order a wife
>it's a fucking sheep
MAMA MIA THATSA SPICY MEATBALLA
Pinne+apple?
>Visiting Italy
>Ever
>>71795210
Where can I order a wife that isn't a sheep?
Asking for a friend.
Ananas?
>Go to Rome
>It's fucking shit
Hmm?
>>71795214
pen pineapple apple pen ;_;
>>71795328
explanation
Colosseum was cool, but everything is a fucking tourist trap. It's busy, chaotic, hot, it smells bad, there are Romanians everywhere and black guys trying to sell you stupid shit (illegally) everywhere. Fuck Rome
>>71795214
>>71795253
russia, ukraine, south east asia.
>>71794994
You just went to a shitty restaurant, the pizzas I had in Italy were god tier.
>>71795210
That was shit tier
You could've at least said something like
>visit brotherl in new zealand
Thats because Pizza is an invention of Italian Americans not Italians, most you'll get in Meatball boot is cheese on bread.
>>71795403
>go to sweden
>order a swedish person
>it's a fucking somalian
>>71795214
Ana+nas
>>71795430
>order a swedish person
sounds hot
A fruit you say?
>>71795458
i meant food wise. swedish people taste better than norwegians, however the sinew of finnish people has a slightly tangy overtone to it. it's an acquired delicacy.
>>71795328
>>71795355
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this when I visted.
Rome is a god damn shithole. There are literally several places in Mexico that are way better.
>>71795489
wait until you visit Naples
>>71795143
>>71795156
Fuck I can't breathe. Why did I lose it to this of all things .
>>71795355
>rome
>romeanians everywhere
what did you expect breh
ananas has completely replaced paprika (bell pepper for you amerifats) for me on my pizza
>>71795210
poor
>Roman traffic
Why is this allowed?
>>71795403
>go to sweden
>get kicked out for being too white
>>71796521
Paprika is a spice and bell pepper is a vegetable.
I think you've gotten some words mixed up ananas loving finbro
>>71796630
>pineapple