/brit/ + /mena/

wish i had a cute british bf with sensitive nips to play with while i fuck up up the bum from behind xo

Saxon is really beginning to hate now

:( i didnt win

Saxon hate wanker loves his fucking saxon hate

the lesser countries of the kingdom all hate the north south debate because it reminds them we literally don't care about them
except for northern ireland, they are bros, despite their frankly third world living conditions, because they are good british lads

>>71793938

waheeeeey mate

>/mena/

fuck off sheed

Weird accent? West Country has that locked–down to a tee.

>>71793926
any pakistani area then, minus the meth we don't have that
There's a fair few junkies in scotland though

>>71793950

Pakistan isn't in the MENA region fag

reminder that i would rather talk to a 'sheed than a fucking MICK cunt

>some Puerto Rican thinks my accent is weird and I'm ignorant
Whatever shall I do

nobody asked

studying, haven't posted all day. remembered this song and decided to post, la tbqh ngl

https://youtu.be/D_P-v1BVQn8

anyone else half anglo half irish? not really sure which side to pick in the friendly international banter

business idea:

i've noticed every so often in a tennis match the player not serving will win a game to 0. bookmakers who offer this prop usually place the odds hugely, often between 18-1 up to 60-1. so maybe bet on every game in a tennis match for the player not serving to win to 0, and if it happens even once in a set you'll make profit.

in reality i've tried this and lost $50 (betting .50c per game), but maybe this time it'll be different. i would win every once it a while, but if you go on a cold streak it'll get eaten up pretty quick. also it's boring as fuck if you're not watching the game as you play.

be back in a mo' lads x

>>71794010
got 2 passports, no connection to ireland other than blood though
think i'll move over after this brexit fiasco desu, don't see a future in my line of work in the UK

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*lobs a 'tov at you*

wahey

>>71794010
Here. I hate the Irish though do the choice is easy for me

>>71793948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kuNDeNkv3I

>>71793967
don't care, still a sheed

>>71793923
*throws you in the bog*

been away for a week
what did I miss? big mena cock?

>>71794010
got everything on the isles in me, family got around a bit

>>71794038
muh... muh heritage?

>>71794025
2 passports too, lived there for under a year as well. Really? Brexit pushed the odds for siding with britain for me

>>71794038
i dont hate the irish i just hate the national obsession with england and the fact that the whole nation's culture seems to be built on being 'not britain'. they're good people

>>71794040

GREAT post mate

>some southern redneck keeps calling me a shitskin freak every few threads
Whatever shall I do

>>71794067
>i dont hate the irish i just hate the national obsession with england and the fact that the whole nation's culture seems to be built on being 'not britain'. they're good people
t. east irish

>poorfag Jose calls other rednecks without even a hint of irony

>>71794067

I hate the Irish, and I have 'Irish heritage' including an Irish last name for whatever that's worth.

They're just bitchy cunts who act so aggrieved all the time, "muh six trillion dead in the famine" or "muh six trillion killed by Cromwell". They act as if they were a completely innocent victim of the British Empire rather than a complicit component of it.

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morning lads

gonna listen to my old vocaroos from 2015. like to peruse them from time to time for memories. anybody want to have a listen? i uploaded some of the best to archive.org

Any degree of Irish sympathy is unacceptable 2bh

800 years worth of Englishmen can't be wrong

>>71794075
Fuck off you annoying cunt

>>71794118
a leaf finding me annoying feels like a compliment

>>71794051
My mom is from ireland

>>71794134
>>71794118

FUCK OFF PSEUDO YANKS

bourbons and tea for breakfast again

>>71794107
i think about that the same way i think when Nigerians or whoever say it - imperial grievances happened a long fucking time ago with people that were causing the same problems to my shit-shovelling sheep-shagging ancestors, officially nothing to do with britain®

>>71794158
what brand?

>>71794113
alright lad?

>>71794116
I was once watching Barry Lyndon with a friend and she suddenly started muttering "fucking disgusting irish monkey"
made me uncomfortable for some reason

>>71794134
You got bullied off /lat/ and post here now

>>71794170
tescos own
>>71794172
alright

fucking HATE the Irish

for me, racism is worse than murder

>>71794177
are you talking about yourself? because /lat/ bullied a salvadorian with a Canada flag and they sai he moved to brit lmao
I only left lat when it died

irelands brave canelo alvarez

>>71794174
Is she single

>>71794010
stay neutral, things can get a bit hot due to triggerment.

>he doesn't drink twining's

utter runt

alright whatever knob took me irn bru last night, im gonna open a new one and go for a fag, i expect it to still be here when i get back thanks

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why are Americans so unoriginal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cIeb_nNO4

>>71794174

>a woman not understanding Barry Lyndon

Colour me shocked

We should give Puerto Rico to Mexico in return for them paying for the wall. Two birds, one stone.

>>71794213
no sorry xx

>>71794199
Nah you're the only wetback here, fuck off spic

Where is beto? At least he has good gimmicks

Hypothesis: Americans are fat and stupid

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doing a get drunk

>>71794230
should've read the book first

Starting to think the Nazis were the goodies

>>71794245
come drink with me lad x

>>71794255
>babby's first red pill

BPS lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk4YCZmzheU

>>71794244
mmmmmm a nippy little tart fresh from the oven how id love to stick my sausage in her bakery and give it a good old pasting

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the Celtic Man will have his day

>>71794244
would contract hpv or give hepc/10

BHS lads

>>71794230
what do you mean
>>71794238
>Where is beto? At least he has good gimmicks
you only like him because you barely understand him and he's about as retarded as you are hahahaha get fucked leaf

>>71794013
>business idea:
>i've noticed every so often in a tennis match the player not serving will win a game to 0. bookmakers who offer this prop usually place the odds hugely, often between 18-1 up to 60-1. so maybe bet on every game in a tennis match for the player not serving to win to 0, and if it happens even once in a set you'll make profit.
>in reality i've tried this and lost $50 (betting .50c per game), but maybe this time it'll be different. i would win every once it a while, but if you go on a cold streak it'll get eaten up pretty quick. also it's boring as fuck if you're not watching the game as you play.

no feedback on this one?

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What happened to him? he's been absent from /brit/ in the last few nights/early morns.

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>had 10 (ten) (X) wanks in the past 6 hours and now my penis is tender to the touch

How did the Brits stand having an Empire for so long? Just having a few measly territories is annoying as fuck.

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need more pics to fill my brit folder
>>71794258
read that as "do not talk to piss drinkers"

>>71794304
The USA is basically an empire, you colonised a massive continent and get up governance over it, just because yo did it by land we did it across sea doesn't make it that much different.

My Pakifu :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMvTCffHqrk

Might wank to some foot porn lads :/

how do you brush your teeth lads? i divide my teeth into 6 sections and spend 20 seconds on each

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>>71794325
>need more pics to fill my brit folder

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City of big guys, are you crashing this plane just for meeeee?

brushing the ol 'eeth

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>>71794342

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>>71794334
*East Pakifu*
>>71794325

>>71794344
>how do you brush your teeth lads?

What you going on about?

*peacefully lays in bed*

>>71794344
usually brush every one day for about 1 minute

new

>>71794308
>>71794308
>>71794308

>>71794344
piss is NOT a mouth wash

>>71794375
>every one day
every other* day
apologies

simply epic, op, simply epic. someone archive this thread, this is an awesome joining of the two greatest forces on /int/: /brit/ and /mena/ xD

>>71794344
I don't, if you leave sugar mostly out of your diet nothing that bad happens to them. Only brush if my breath is foul, have a bad taste in my mouth, or have excessive plaque buildup. Maybe 4-5 times a month. I have bigger dental problems, like my underbite that makes me look like a mong when I smile.

>>71794367
thanks xo
more

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Want to move to the US

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how can Auslanders even compete with the BEC (big emucock) ?

if only you knew the power of the dark side

>>71794382
delete this

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Hop on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zFgkJ-ymhQ

>>71794304
we have no remorse
>>71794344
i do something similar

>>71794344
front of top, bottom of top, back of top, front of bottom, top of bottom, then back of bottom

Do gay couples also have the "butch" one and the "femme" one the same way lesbians do?

>>71794403
Welcome home anglo man

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How long until we follow America into white minority world? I guess 30 years

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ozBDFUKH9V

>>71794453
bear and twink

>>71794453
I won't no I'm not a gay twat.

might have sex

with a girl

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>>71794456
>Anon, what are you doing to save the white race?

WE CAN FIGHT OUR DESIRES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>71794481
staying out of the sun so I don't look like a tan nigger like you

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>one chance at life
>no american gf to shoot me in the bollocks

why even live?

>>71794453
I can't take butch women seriously. Laughable

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYh1yTkN8hg
>>71794398

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too many leafs

[audible tweeting in the distance]

>>71794344
what's that?

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hmm

doing a breitbart browse

really enjoy shagging 6/10 chubby girls with thick glasses

thankfully they're 10 a penny

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Would you fuck a tranny?

>>71794527
my asymmetrical face causes to me to have that expression most of the time, bit like carswell
hmm

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>>71794522
Soon, inshallah

thinking of something witty and insightful to post on the_donald

>>71794546
Love chubby soft body girls, shame they will all age awfully.

>>71794552
Post something like "OH YEAH BUT WHEN OBAMA DID IT NO ONE CARED!"

>>71794548
no that's gay

About to make $16 from a sports bet

Getting cucked out of $4 by the website though

>>71794394
the way you're explaining it, it makes it sound like not brushing your teeth is a life choice, rather than laziness

>>71794573
>Getting cucked out of $4 by the website though
wat

>>71794570
fuck off rasheed

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>>71794572
Would you fuck a Muslim?

haven't had a shower in 2 days

feeling stinky

>>71794548
i'd cuddle one

gonna listen to the current country music charts for inspiration. i've got some a great song i made on the guitar, but haven't decided on the lyrics yet.

>>71794570
it's a fair point, lot of people have annoyingly selective criticisms, just means don's bad in these things if you're consistent

>>71794587
god yes

don't know what it is but i find them very attractive

>>71794584
Head to head $20 wager, winner wins their $20 plus $16

$4 goes to the website

>>71794587

holy fuck yes. especially if they keep the hijab on. ohhhhhhhhh shit just got a great idea. get one who wears a really big burqa, and then fuck her inside of it. you know what i mean?

did lucy come?

>>71794599
I like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kEFELCb3I

>>71794546
where do you meet them?

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If you don't have a Wikipedia page about you or even CONTAINING something you created, then you are trash

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>>71794619
patrician taste

>>71794635
What's yours?

limmy's show is the greatest show ever made

I will only breed with a woman who has light hair and eyes

>>71794639
imagine how fucking comfy it would be to crawl into that and cuddlefuck her.

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work in 6 hours 52 minutes

>>71794576
It's completely laziness, just saying it's not as necessary as people make it out to be if you have a good diet.

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>/brit/ + /mena/

Actual /brit/ is this way lads

>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629

Also
>/mena/
Fuck off

>>71794665
haven't worked since january 19th.
have fun wagie

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1950s USA was the PEAK of human civilisation and the closest to a Utopia that has ever been on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctiO5FWWWI

>>71794655
scots hate it for some reason. i think it's pretty good, but like all sketch-shows it becomes a bit repetitive and some of the sketches are dead

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no work, school, or anything until monday

>>71794672
there's no menas here anyway so who cares

>>71794690
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>71794706
you do realise people over 18 can have school too yeah

>>71794628
i like it

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>>71794675
only if you were white.

>>71794731
Oh. Really?

>>71794652
It's a first-of-its-kind book but that's all I'll say

has anyone ever paid for a camwhore? if so were you satisfied with the purchase?

>>71794743
yeah it's a new thing

Am extremely glad that I wasn't born in the 30s and not currently experiencing the 50s

Love modern technology

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/brit/ this way lads

>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629

Fuck combined generals and fuck mena's

>>71794759
First of its kind?

*vomits*

>>71794766
yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>71794751
I suppose if you have a fetish that is so incredibly obscure as can only be provided by freelancers then sure

>>71794766
stop threadsplitting
>>71794768
yeah

SIC the other thread janny GET IT, KILL IT

>>71794782
do you think my gf would break up with me if i asked her to fart on my dick?

>>71794742
Yes if you were over 90% of the population

>>71794751
no but i generally prefer something like meme alice to regular hardcore porn since it's almost always shit

>>71794804
As long as you're happy being known as farty dick bill for the rest of your life

>>71794742
lol

>>71794798
So did you fail the first time round then?

>>71794825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiAwRHpROR

>>71794854
yeah just getting my grade 10

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>mfw in 20 year the UK is beg to rejoin the EU which will be a federation of nations at that point

>>71794855
ahaha bill's off his pills

>>71794866
Ah, that's nice.

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want her to cut my bennies and my bollocks!

>>71794871
shit wojak, shit post

getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads

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new fetish lads

PVC aprons

>>71794898
molyneux is one of the few men that really suits being bald

Angel Smalls is a new favourite of mine

this thread is mad gay

>>71794871
>EU
>20 years on
preserve my prediction for posterity

this thread needs more vocaroos 2bqh

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OFF TO BED LADIES

>>71794919
excellent taste

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This thread needs more noncery.

>>71794398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
WHY does this not have more views?!
>>71791308
>>The dossier claims that Manafort "managed" the communication between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin, and was receiving "kickback payments" from deposed Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych throughout 2016.
Literally nothing was wrong about that.

new pjw lads

https://youtu.be/4qqYLS8ABLQ

>>>/tv/79968010

great thread

So you're older than 18 and going to class with 16 year olds?

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>>71795023
LEEANARDO DU CAPRIOH

>>71795023
haha he's totes right for most the video and then at the end has that ridiculous infowars stuff and trump shit
love it

>>71795076
memri is jew propaganda

>mena

ah yes muslims

>>71795112
its still hilarious

>>71795117
t. mosheberg

ah yes we've had a lot of fun but in all seriousness lads it's time to put your head down and go to sleep

>>71795141
i am jewish, yes. nothing wrong with that compared to muslim dogs that blow up western buildings

>>71795167
ive only been up a few hours
STILL affi do that essay hhahaha

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>in Ancient Egypt, every precinct or "nome" along the Nile river would have a temple equipped with a large apparatus to measure the flood for that year, with which information the priests would calculate the exact taxation for that region knowing exactly how large the harvest would be.

>>71795168

evidently you're not practising

>>71795183
hhahaha

>>71795183
hhahaha

just laying down on the floor polishing off a 1lbs bag of smarties one entire roll at a time

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>>71795194
>>71795209
hhaha :)

>>71795187
>had a swarm of locusts
>workers were sick
>disease spread through crop
>dumb fucking luck
>had an incredibly hot period shortly after the flood
>etc etc etc etc
>yeah but you had a lot of water lol

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*scoots up to you*
tiocfaidh ar la!

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>>71795282

>>71795188
>not practising

Im certainly not. Im just ethnically jewish as my grandma was born in israel

If an irishman is a potatonigger, what is a black irishman?

>>71795300
paternal or maternal?

Who do you think will be the first billionaire to go to the moon or at least go to space?

If james cameron were 10 years younger id bet on him

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>Egyptians refereed to their own country as "the Black Land"

>>71795316
me

>>71795314
maternal you muslim dog

>>71795316
going to space is a lie, we can't

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>>71795300
fuck off

>>71795337

There is nothing wrong with moderate Muslims. It'd be like calling Christians today dogs because of what they did the past 2,000 years.

>>71795375
not a country

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>tfw you're pissed at someone but not pissed enough to make an issue of it

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>>71795352

want to be sat on by a big fat woman

does anyone else believe the earth actually is flat?

im pretty convinced it is

>>71795388
neither is I*rael

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you yanks better be prepared, we taking over
Celtic pride worldwide!

>>71795423
FUCK OFF YOU MUSLIM FUCKING DOGGY

SMELLY SHITSKIN TERRORIST CUNT

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>>71795422
>im pretty convinced it is

>>71795427
You're Celtic, huh? Where's your authentic Irish dirt?

>it's turned into a thread of ethnic slurs
hmm yes, /brit/ at its insuperable best (!)

ironically drinking a budweiser right now

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>>71795713
The old pisswater eh?

decide where to fucking post boards.4chan.org/int/thread/71794629

>>71795739
it's 4.5% abv which is higher than xxxx gold

>>71795800

>>71795747
it 404d. what was it about?

I gave more to add for thy brit-folder above.

>>71795820
huh? try again >>71794629 I'm refreshing and I don't see any 404

>>71795619

>>71795696
famine dodger

can hear parents fugging

>>71795966
record the sounds and upload it so i can listen

>>71795983
creep

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>anon can you make me something to eat, im starving

>>71795995
says the mong listening to his parent have peepee friction pleasure. bit like the swede calling the african black

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>>71796014
how about i make u a knuckle sandwich babe?

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Why is there /brit/ + /mena/ and a single /brit/ thread?

wtf?

>>71796022
i didn't want to fucking listen to it

United Kingdom of Britannia and Hispania.

>>71796029
2 OPs with bad ideas within the space of slowest /brit/ times (about 5-7 am)

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>anon this weed is shit

>>71796114
cute belly

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wagies will be waking up soon lads

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>i'm ready to go to the club anon i hope your friends don't call me fat again its very rude and hurtful

>>71796144
too fat and the tattoos are shit

post more plain chubby qts

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>anon i fell over and dropped my cake please bake me another one

my time is yet to cooooooome

fat girls have really smelly fannies

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TWO DEAD /BRIT/S

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Why is she so pure?

>>71796284
is that the guy from entourage?

>Beaver dicks and weasel knees has been replaced by fat chicks with terrible subtitles

Ah yes

Considering messaging an old date from a year ago and going all ironically 'new phone hu dis'

>>71796293
I'm a fan of her work but I think you might have the wrong end of the stick here

>>71793904
/brit/ + /mena/=/brit/

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>don't just stand there anon have a drink

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>uhh anon? denying the holocaust is really offensive

>>71796343
mate what fucking purpose does that serve but warming up my fucking drink with your body heat

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib

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>>71796343
sorry i don't like straws because i end up chewing them up and appearing weird
Thanks for the offer though

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>>71796372
>tfw no jewish gf

>>71796395
>tfw dated a Jewish girl and accidentally called her a greasy kike
she made a big deal over it even though it was nothing

trying to remember some german vocab
sobald = as soon as because i'm going bald so soon haha

V I N C E R O

>>71796414
>>71796414
>>71796414

Check it

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>i forgive you for that holocaust joke anon, i watched the greatest story never told and it really opened my eyes

What absolutely shit threads.

>>71796449
HE'S HERE

BIG-J ON THE PROWL

>>71796445
hmmm E vinceremo

>>71796455
now this is a likely scenario

wonder if this is just one aussie under the aussie flag
wonder if im the only brit under the britflag
where the fuck is anyone

>>71796412
haha nice

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>black gfs family asks me to say grace
>get tongue tied and say "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." instead by accident

>>71796410
did she make you lots of Jewish food?

did she have curly hair and big boobies?

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Hello... Hi. It's me

a

Bandit

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>for fucks sakes anon stop losing all the nail clippers look what you made me resort to

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What did he mean by this?

>>71796563
creative destruction is GOOD

>>71796563
>tfw no commie gf
Why live?

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>Jewish gf asks me to come to her little brothers Bar Mitzvah
>as the ceremony is going on and people are making short speeches, someone passes me the mic
>get nervous and accidentally recite Adolf Hitler's 1920 speech "Why We Are Antisemites" in entirety

>>71796284
me on the right

saw a cute girl at the pharmacy today, she had pretty bad acne but i'd still hit it

Hate foreners. Hate the left. Hate shit /brit/ OPs.

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bit cold out

>>71796628
Hate you too tbqhwy

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irish weather

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>>71796593

>>71796657
looks like she could tear your nuts off with that jaw

>>71783897
>>71783897
>>71783897
new>>>>>>>>>>>>

>tfw no non-commie post-Soviet gf

also foy etc

>>71796665
>tfw no feisty gf to bite your willy

>>71796671
t.1/64 irish
>>71796657
Wtf I love the ussr now

>>71796671
howabout no

I GOT BEAT UP IN BIRMINGHAM

the oldnew
>>71794629
>>71794629
>>71794629

Stop thread splitting

Janny, delete all active brit and eire threads

>>71796772
we're fine now, this is at bump limit and there's an active thread at about 100