Dead general edition
Yen > triss
emily
i think i've done it bros
i may be starting my job at a local bookstore soon
Traps these days, they're becoming way too convincing
Made myself feel gay
>>71790664
You are gay
Consuming a wicked amount of calories lads haha
based domino's
>>71790664
it is because you are gay, if you like bepis you are gay
just applied for a job lol
I hate america.
>>71790663
I'm pretty jealous 2bh bud
I have been wanting to work at a small local bookstore
>>71790718
You love me
>>71790717
where at dude?
>>71790663
What's the pay?
cell phone company lol
>>71790641
Shani > magic sluts
anime
Mormons
>>71790762
12.5 monopoly bucks an hour, fine by me, with my hours i'll have enough to pay rent and buy food
a little bit left over for whatever i want, i suppose
>thunderstorms rolling in
>>71790732
No. Kys.
>>71790782
Mormons are autistic and should be purged from society the world would be a better place without them but I will admit they are good at sucking cock
>>71790779
'tis a lovely anime youve got there! mind if I have it?
>>71790850
Mormons are good bois. They vote for trump and have lots of white chilluns
>>71790866
Not at all! What mine is yours, friend!
>>71790845
that's not very nice now is it?
>>71790800
Moving up in this world I see :^)
>>71790870
Mormons are good for fucking and cock sucking
>>71790920
in my experience this is true, but they're good for other stuff too
>>71790906
yessir, a place of my own at 18, very exciting
is it true that canadian bp is the most addictive substance known to man?
>>71790936
I forgot to mention they are good subs and are good at ass fucking
Should NOT have eaten that whole pizza and wings combo buds
>>71790902
Do you love periwinkle and do you accept him as your true lord and saviour
>>71790992
i've just been picking at a pizza all day
please be well, anon
>>71790967
well i don't know about that
they're good for cuddles though on my bed. and nap cuddles. and being CUTE
>>71790998
I love periwinkle but unfortunately I cannot accept him as my lord and savior
>tfw my gf is going to move in with me next semester
would it be weird to pay for like a 10 dollar meal at a fast food with a 50? lowest bill I have in cash and my debit has a whopping 3 bucks on it rn and credit union is closed
Be my gf
>>71791087
>would it be weird to pay for like a 10 dollar meal at a fast food with a 50
Nope.
>>71791078
You're going to fail all your classes. Enjoy bitch drama
my wife is a lolli
>>71791099
Wrong
BEHOLD
THE LONGEST WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_New_Year_Honours
>>71791087
Who gives a fuck about what some fast food worker will think about you?
If anything they will think you're balling throwing 50s out for a meal
I said be my fucking Gf!
>>71791123
very nice
>>71791181
watch your language first
>>71791058
*triggered*
http://i.imgur.com/3ZNRTLo.jpg
Cant upload pics...but here a rare peri. Use wisely and only when triggered. Bye.
>>71791122
Seriously though, expect bitch drama/problems
>>71791118
no, mine is
>>71791211
who's this semen demon
>>71791205
Elaborate
no, mine is
>>71791200
bye sweetie, have a nice evening
>>71791236
nigga that thing is disgusting
>>71791229
back off buddy
>>71791236
The Chive still exists?
EYO
what if i studied RUSSIAN
>>71791330
eto kto??
>>71791330
it would be pretty cool
>>71791330
What if you didn't?
>>71791348
id have to pick another language
post waifus in realifus
>>71791330
please do not
>>71791348
mom just asked me what girl scout cookies i like.
i said i didn't like mint and wanted the tagalong peanut butter patties and the savannah smiles
fite me
graduating in less than two months and can't bring myself to look for a job
>>71791358
she is real
the only
>>71791382
perv
>>71791384
taste like dry shit
Literally taking a nasty shit right now
>>71791358
Jenna is my fu
languages i could learn
RUSSIAN
JAPANESE
CHINESE
LATIN
How do I stop eating pizza everyday
Gotta study german with classmates, I just wanna be a hikki
>>71791439
You could learn pretty much every language there is to learn
>mfw a Californian posts
>>71791401
am not!
>>71791459
this
>>71791441
be my gf
I'll cook you healthy and tasty meals
>>71791457
i need to satisfy a degree requirement
>>71791497
you need to satisfy me first, tiger
>>71791441
For me it's subway, I can't stop going there
>>71791477
be my bf
you'll be disciplined and whipped into submission while wearing panties
>>71791330
Russian what?
>>71791527
language
What is it like to commit a crime
The worst I've done is drinking one of those individual chocolate milks or juices while shopping and not scanning the empty bottle.
Satisfy my cock, leaf
How do you make friends in college?
>>71791558
Don't be black :(
this is my gf
hands off
styxhexenhammer666 is sad bros
>>71791571
wow i REALLY want a doughnut now i haven't had one in forever
>>71791544
only if you give me all your money, take me out to a expensive dinner, and then I'll think about it
>tfw going on a camping trip for spring break
>>71791609
nerd
>>71791516
I'm not a homofag but thanks for the offer pizzanigger
>>71791609
Tfw going to therapy for spring break
>>71791625
no u
>>71791439
Languages i need learn
ENGLISH
What do you expected. They have to learn english too
tfw speak and read Russian but can't really write very well because I pretty much forgot the Cyrillic alphabet
>>71791589
donuts aren't good 4 u anyway
dark chocolate tastes yummy in my tummy desu
>>71791698
>Pepsi shirt
>>71791702
Im black, wanna nibble me?
mom just gave me information on a local job fair, what is she trying to say?
>>71791702
dark chocolate best chocolate 2bh
i'm more of an 85% type dude
>>71791702
not sure if this is supposed to be a cuck meme but dark chocolate > milk chocolate
>>71791739
>>71791727
umm no, gross, eww, racist
>mouth is dry literally all the time
>always feel like i'm thirsty
>piss an incredible amount per day
>dandruff no matter what shampoo i use
experienced this for a few years now, getting fucking tired of it senpai
went to the doctor multiple times and they do fucking piss/blood tests and literally nothing comes up
i wish i could genuinely feel normal again, fuck this shit
>>71790870
>They vote for trump
I thought they voted for that bald alien CIA plant weirdo
Is Jimmy Kimmel a Turk?
This
>>71791702
With this
>>71791725
Then this >>71791698
looks like a good porno
*Searching in google*
>>71791762
Fine loser :(
>>71791790
asukie a hot
>>71791739
She's been browsing your computer and wants your ass out so she can invite BBC over so she can finally start up her own porn site.
Is there a black people chan or forum?
Absolutely killing this bottle of Makers Mark bros. I have work in 8 hours though... But I have the next 2 days off so fuck it. Cheers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vVV8hRTxgE&t=15s
wish i was a black man drug dealer gang banger thug smoking blunts on the corner instead of going to school
>>71791889
no, black people don't exist
Threadly reminder: Canada must be destroyed
>>71791992
*appears behind you*
made cummies
I really HATE niggers desu
>>71792041
clever use of lighting and hair styling. obviously an indian, try again sweetie :)
>>71792048
*obliterates you*
>>71791793
Kimmel is the most common surname in Estonia
hate the blacks desu
>>71792048
*pops a cap in your bottom*
>>71792063
I use toilets friend
>>71792084
you're an indian american, the richest demographic of course you do
can't peddle your conspiracy past me
love the blacks desu
>>71791889
http://www.thecoli.com
but, I AM BLACK
i have no opinions on the black desu
there are exactly two races that i truly believe are worthy of nothing but genocide
the negro and the jew
I like fried chicken and HIP-HOP, is that make me nigger?
>>71792110
>black /r9k/ thread
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-done-with-lightskin-women.517161/
>>71792094
I know your kidding, but holy shit I hate working in a mainly Asian area, do you know how,many times old Asian people have asked me my race
>>71792095
>>71792120
Shut up leaf
>>71791781
>i'm retarded
>IHOP
>>71792110
I thought that it was about E.Coli until I click on
>>71792112
African-American*
>>71792135
I still love you bro
>>71792154
Makes you poor
Why is Trudeau so based?
>>71792185
>TOPH
>>71792185
There's one of those near me
>>71792208
Castro genes
How's it, Canucks?
>>71792233
I want to try this
Thoughts?
They're just like you guys! Fat, disgusting and stinks.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-computer-chair-stank-as-fawk.1399/
>so hungry that I'm tired
>so tired I can't get food
Banter me you worthless cunts
Show me your worst, I can take it.
>>71792224
go there
>>71792252
I just want the crisps to come back.
>>71792127
I find it pretty funny someone actually from here just made a thread on /x/ asking if black people exist
>>71792258
I like you, and I want to be your friend
>>71792264
I'll go there tomorrow with the gf desu
I was one of three to get an A on the midterm in my class
I deserve to be a degenerate tonight guilt free
>>71792262
You have severe autism
>>71792325
No I don't
>>71792262
cuck
>>71792338
yes you do
gonna do the ol' 'zure
>>71792365
I'm so horny
>>71792412
mesohorney
MISOSOUP
>>71792262
You're so pathetic that I don't know what to begin with
the menu:
>meatloaf
>hashbrowns
>salad
>tfw just got high
>tfw nobody else is high
>>71792530
i think a couple million people are high rn
>>71792587
Eat both
>>71792587
they both have faces
Why do liberal white normies fetishsize racemixing?
>>71792660
To anger daddy
>>71792677
Nah I know lots of white guys that want mixed children, although it is true white women seek it out more
>>71792660
it's the easiest way to show everyone how great of a person you are without achieving anything
I picked up a lead on a gf today
see if it goes anywhere
>>71792696
Ask them then. I'd personally never have kids with a nonwhite woman.
>>71792790
good job detective
be sure to notify the gf's boyfriend
>>71792809
march is MOTGF
>tell my boss I need 1/2 of the weekend off so I can finish essays and not flunk out of college
>gives me shit for cancelling then and 1 ime before where I couldnt possibly have made it, and how I need to decide between whether I hold my career or my education more than the other
>meanwhile other fucks are calling in """""sick""""" at least once a week
>tfw got an easy anniversary to remember because it's Super Bowl Sunday
Every time I meet a qt who is receptive to me her name is Emily.
I met one today and she's the 6th Emily who I've been able to talk to pretty well.
It always ends bad
>>71792996
>Emily
That name brings up some bad memories desu
>past 4 posts from california
considering suicide
>>71793020
Why don't you consider getting your gf off Chemo
>>71793007
same t bh but for some unholy reason every girl I meet who's into me is named Emily
>>71793020
quit considering
oops
>every Cali flag user is a normie
@71793037
I just have to remember you only say it to get yous and you secretly wanna smooch her because who da heck doesn't
>>71793038
thank you for looking after my mental health
>>71792320
When I ace an exam I get a dozen donuts from Dunkin' Donuts and just devour all 12 by myself
>my autism ruined my friendship with a qt girl named Emily
>>71793141
That's what happened with my first Emily
>>71793141
Awww.. Emily sounds like a sweetie
How'd you ruin it?
>>71793141
Emily is honestly a top tier girl name. Along with Alice and Sarah. If I have a daughter I want her to be named one of those
>>71793187
We were friends for a couple of years and her friends told me that she liked me. I didn't know how to react and didn't really talk to her that much after that. This didn't make her feel too good so she kept trying to talk to me and had to start the conversation pretty much every time. She asked me who I wanted to ask to senior prom and I told her I wasn't going. Later her friends told me that she wanted me to ask her.
>>71793141
I know a camwhore named Emily
>>71793229
I like Stephanie too.
>>71793255
Stephanie feels a bit too prone for slutiness for my tastes. It's easy to imagine a not-innocent Stephanie
>>71793311
Maybe you've just got a degenerate mind desu
Greek named are the best names
>>71793332
Nah I mean it's easy to imagine a sweet and innocent Sarah/Emily. Just opinion I guess
>>71793346
known a few slutty Emilys but no slutty Sarahs
>>71793346
I've literally never met a slut named Stephanie.
>>71793364
>>71793371
>CIDF
different strokes for different folks
GOD
Is Emma a top tier name?
>>71793397
nah
>>71793397
No. No female name that doesn't originate from Greek or Latin is a top tier name.
>>71793235
So pretty much Emily was into you, hinted it and everything, but you never made a move
You don't deserve a gf
>>71793422
I have a gf now, though.
>>71793442
You must be attractive desu
Describe Emily pls
wish i could stop coming here
>I have a gf now, though.
>>71793479
only way out is death
hello i am interested ethnicity with organized crimes in US history
>Irish → Italian → African → Mexican
Is this flow right?
>>71793466
qt strawberry blonde with a great body
>>71793466
>>71793466
>long black hair
>green eyes
>had light freckles around her nose
>liked wearing baseball caps
>around 5'6
>>71793507
Wrong
>>71793490
i need a pure death
>>71793506
>>71793482
>handsome man
You realize this guy used to be the face of cringe on 4chan?
>>71793506
africans can't organized like the other ones
>>71793506
More like
>jew→ jew → jew → jew
>>71793511
I was talking about my Emily but yours sounded way better
you're a dummy. way to screw something up
the biggest gang in the world is the united nations
>>71793546
>way to screw something up
I know
>>71793564
hmm?
>>71793511
Can't stand girls who wear baseball caps tbqh
>>71793506
Korean gangs are becoming much more prevalent
i am a citizen of the nation of ISLAM
>>71793535
hmm thanks
>>71793543
white collar crime?
>>71793607
interesting
have heard of Triad but never for koreans
>$4.99 for one single gallon of milk
fucking daylight robbery
I am white
Thinking of writing my ideas down
I might sell them someday
>>71793646
You'll get put inside a mental institution
might write a thinly veiled homoerotic autobiography and then attempt a coup
>>71793646
I hope you write that thought down
in bed rn thinking about going to sleep
how accurate am i here buds
>>71793692
switch feet with ass, and you got it right
>>71793692
>>71793694
Think I need a large breasted gf
-8:03 PM P.S.T. Wednesday 1 March 2017
>>71793705
I dont know why you keep doing this, is just some random girl from twitter.
dumbass caraposter
Should I press the button?
>>71793713
Because I get (You)s from you
>Toronto
>>71793692
tits>all
>saint poop
desu caraposter needs to get his ass stretched out by a gorilla fist
Europoors BTFO
>Have a dream about some slut you fugged in high school and haven't thought about in years
>Can't stop fapping to her slutty Fb pics
Lads
>>71793741
Pretty sure he's ban evading.
i just bought some 3d doritos thoughts?
@71793750
>Lads
you're not getting a you from me
>>71793750
switch 'slut' with oneitis and 'fugged' with went to prom with an you have me to a T
>lads
>>71793761
haven't had those in years
they're pretty good
>>71793742
>tfw the only time I had fun with HoI4 was when I got all the lads in the Western Hemisphere to fuck up Europe together
Tbqh my high school crush had no ass or tits just a really cute face and she was one of the smartest students
Patrician tier hs crush
>tfw doritos are illegal in Canada
It's not fucking fair
*opens up the /cum/ rulebook*
Hmmmm section 472 clause 2 states that Caraposting is not allowed. Jannies, you know what to do!
>>71793787
>Patrician tier hs crush
keep telling yourself that bud
lmao
>>71793777
>Cubans
>Chileans
>Dominicans
>Colombians
>Venezuelans
That would be the timeline when the Allies lose lel.
>>71793778
How big is your Cara collection
>>71793804
intelligence is the best fetish
>>71793819
who's this sexy intellectual?
>>71793810
hes's a knower
>>71793813
very small he posts the same 5 images every thread
>>71793808
Frogs got BTFO
UK wasn't doing jack shit
Spain was drifting towards the gommies
Krauts/Italians were failing against the USSR
We had no choice :^)
>>71793810
Seen your Cara posting get deleted several times in the last week or so. Yet you keep posting, sometimes even later in the same thread.
Really makes you think...
>>71793759
>>71793804
>he'd rather have big ass big tits than a girl who is smart
nigga is destined to spend the rest of his life at kmart
>>71793829
Sasha "knows more about the acoustics of a toilet then the worlds best plumber" Grey
>>71793849
LOL
>>71793742
>tfw it's been so long since I played EU4 there's like 4 expansions out
now I have to wait for them to be on sale dammit
I always thought yoga was hype, but look at how young and healthy he looks from the neck down, wtf. How are there not more studies on this?
>>71793813
>>71793836
There are some pics that i like more than the others though, im seasonal.
I have 170, but id say that only like 20-25 are the ones that i like posting on /cum/.
>>71793829
Moron, it's in the picture
>>71793861
>only 170
>>71793869
No it isn't
Hmmm
>>71793861
Why Cara? Why no Mexican actress?
Is she your waifu or something
>>71793888
Widowmaker me up pham
>>71793907
>>71793888
Why is your Pictures folder under Program Files
how much should i run a day to defatfuck myself?
>tfw you sit in a filled auditorium waiting for the professor thinking about how much poo the whole room has with all these people in it and that the room has to be like 15% poo if you took out everyone's poo and lumped together
>>71790850
>the world would be a better place if we got rid of a bunch of tax-paying, law-abiding middle class white people
id expect nothing less from a motherfucking leaf
>>71793919
Because that's where I put it when I changed all of the default folders from my SSD to my HDD.
>>71793917
>>71793939
>not calculating the amount of poo there is likely to be in the room
Clearly not a STEM major.
>>71793888
>tfw you used to post on /scv/ since WoL beta
I miss the memories, and wish it would just die already.
>he doesn't hide his images folder within a vast network of folders to make it hard to find
why
>>71793954
ayy
>I'm going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me
>>71793936
Running won't do as much as you think it will, cutting portions will have a greater effect. But run for at least 30 minutes when you do it.
Why do people act like you are an idiot when you question their assumptions?
>>71793917
>>71793954
>>71793955
>anime fags have taken over cum
>>71793973
yeah and YOU enable it by gayposting
>>71793902
Why are oyu so interested.
>>71793954
Like if you couldnt be more pathetic.
>>71793949
>Romney
>tax-paying
Top zozzle
>>71793973
SAYS THE WEEB
>>71793955
Mercy is best girl
>>71793973
It's not anime, idiot
>>71793965
I've had that picture since before you started posting that
>>71793992
I agree
>>71793973
dumb frogposter
>>71793982
It's interesting how someone gets so obsessed with an actress they post them every day in almost every post
>>71793982
>Like if you couldnt be more pathetic.
Why are you bullying me?
>>71793992
Mercy is RICE'D
>>71794001
I got that image from t*mblr
anime?
how big is your main 4chan folder?
D.va is bae
>>71794011
>Mercy is RICE'D
DELET THIS
I NEVER AGREED TO THIS FAGGOT SHIP
>>71794007
>>71794007
Well, you are obsessed with someone who's obsessed.
How does that make you feel.
>>71794016
So did I. I gave my images 4chan looking filenames so nobody bullies me for it looking for Overwatch related pictures on Tumblr.
>>71794030
Of course Canada will choose the chink
>>71794024
coulda sworn itd be more
probably because its split on my desktop back home
>>71794035
>asked one question
>compared to someone who posts the same girl everyday
Yeah obsessed
>>71794039
Mercy is the only white girl
Would you rather choose a poo or a mexican femnazi
>>71794063
>who is tracer
>>71794077
>tracer
ewww