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Why do Americans do this?

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Why do Americans leave their shoes in the freezer isle in Walmart, whilst they take a shart in the mart, only to proceed outside into the park to pee out little Yellowstones from their mutilated pee-pee's, mind you, this is all taking place barefoot.
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hmm?
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>>71788660
Why do people of Australian heritage enjoy peeing out from their genitals into their mouth?
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>>71788660
Perhaps, you have an answer to this equation, my fellow countryman?

What is your hypothesis, per chance?
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>>71788640
FUCKING FAGGOT YOURE GOING TO GET US RANGEBANNED AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
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>>71788640
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38018209

AN ACIDIC ACCIDENT, MAYHAP?
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Why do Australians sip from tip?

Why do Australians go to Yellowstone and get yellow'd?
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>>71788746
You see, my English friend, it is due to the Earths gravity, you see, Einstein originally hypothesized this in his famous work of relativity, as we know e = mc2, in this instance, now bear with me, perhaps, this is due to the Earths gravitational pull, and due to Australia's geographic location in the Southern Hemisphere, any excrement from ones urinary tract is forced upward proceeding into ones mouth.

Perhaps, the more important question is that of which has been put forth by the Original Poster (more commonly known as OP) it truly is an intriguing proposition made.

I hope this answers your question, good day!
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>>71788819
Now is not the time for inflammatory, friend :^)

I am simply asking Why do Americans leave their shoes in the freezer isle in Walmart, whilst they take a shart in the mart, only to proceed outside into the park to pee out little Yellowstones from their mutilated pee-pee's, mind you, this is all taking place barefoot.
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Shitposting?
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>>71788640
We're doing our part to help the thirsty Australians suffering from their pee shortage, could you be a little more grateful?
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>>71788958
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>it's getting to them
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Why are Australians obessed with the color yellow?
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A liquid expulsion?
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i actually created a meme that will destroy australia

wonderful...dance to my tune...
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Leak in the cheek perhaps?
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>>71789023
>>71789039
>>71789001
?
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A taste of ammonia?
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Ananas?
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An unforgettable accident with a dangerous local bird, perhaps?
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Americans are better at banter than aussies it seems
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Pinanas?
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>>71788640
WHY (Y) do Americans leave their shoes in the fridge? To keep their cool perhaps?
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Or perhaps the American mind force them to buy fridges so big even for the ridiculously large amount of food they eat that the only way for them to have a usage is to store the American's shoes in it while he microwaves its water cup?
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Quench that thirst when you burst???
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Amerifats are so funny lol xD
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>>71788640
STONE THE YANK ZONE
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>>71788746
well you see it's quite hot over there
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