Unforgettable memories from abroad

muslim kids would have gotten into a fight with the chavs (and would have called their older fellows for reinforcement), the kids you saw were roms

same scum, anyway

>>71785574
They where probably gypsies.

>In a /cum/ thread a few hours ago
>Taytay had seriously impressive legs in the OP
>compliment her and her new form, capable of taking on Bebe Rexha, Beyonce, Katy Perry and Rihanna
>An actual American complimented my post and even wrote 'Quality Post!'
Truly unforgettable memories from a foreign thread

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>>71785952

When I was 6 years old I somehow managed to get into a newspaper in Turkey.

>>71785574
Czech had the highest concentration of qts I've ever seen.

The highest concentration of prostitutes too, and by far.

>be me
>last summer
>first time in france
>bad timing
>soccer hooligans rioting while we try to go back to hotel
>someone gets hit to his head with a hammer right in front of our eyes
>no one back home believed it

>be me
>be in latvia with my father
>sit in a taxi and discuss something
>suomi or eesti t the taxi driver
>suomi
>"very good hockey and very rich" says the taxi guy with his thumb up
>couldnt believe we let him keep the change

>be in sweden seeing my relatives
>stockholm subway
>see only niggers
>a tall, deranged looking swede approaches me and asks do I want to buy drugs
>reply in finnish to get rid of him
>short african with yellow teeth and eyes jump at me and asks me the same thing
>never again

>be in belgium
>walk through molembeek
>dont get harassed or even stared at
>literally better than stockholm

>>71786005
This reaction gif is peering into my soul, I can feel your condescension and disappointment across the screen

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>>71786089
>Czech had the highest concentration of qts I've ever seen.
>The highest concentration of prostitutes too, and by far.

and yet I am still a kissless virgin at 21
I want this to end

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>>71785574
I've never been abroad and I never will.

>>71786243
How much does a whore cost over there?

>>71786318
asking for a friend?

>Go to Berlin on a school trip
>Retards I'm with give money to a Gypsy who claims to be deaf
>Suddenly hear a Camp German man shouting "Don't give her any money she's a fucking Scammer"
>Portly middle aged Kraut in a suit goes chasing after the gypsy.

Still hate Gypsies.

>>71786340
not really, the guy complains he is a kissless virigin, if that is the only issue, he can easily buy a whore to solve the problem.

>>71786389
you shouldnt kiss whores

>>71786463
Throw enough money at something and anything is possible.

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>>71786318
>How much does a whore cost over there?
~$50 USD
it's not about the money tho

>>71786503
Dam those are some cheap whores. IF you are talking about a relationship, its a two way street, no one wants to be with someone who will spend the rest of the time feeling sorry for themselves.

>>71786494
>kissing something that has touched 100 dicks

>go to montreal
>glance at quebec qt in subway station
>she glances back with emotionless expression
>I get bashful and look away
>she continues to stare and does not break eye contact
>I shift my eyes back at her and she locks on and does not stop staring with no emotion
>glance away again
>she is the alpha and not me
>she stares me down until her subway arrives

yeah I'm a loser what up

>>71785574
It's good to hear that the UK and Israel are getting along so well

>>71786039
nigga what

>>71786560
this has happened 2 me but w smiles generally

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>>71786534
>no one wants to be with someone who will spend the rest of the time feeling sorry for themselves.

>>71786614
Yeah, it was a local newspaper talking about tourism and I was used as an illustration I guess

>go to Berlin in the summer
>businessmen and punks all chilling around bbqs in parks in the middle of the city
This was a culture shock for me.

>>71786348
Did the mistake of giving money to one in malmö claiming to not being able to afford a train ticket home. Never ever giving money to anyone ever again.

>>71786615
I mean, I guess getting smiled at is marginally better than getting borderline glared at. I wonder what women mean by that. are they so sick of mean looking at them that they want to flip the tables?

>>71786750
i pussied away from arguably the best girl that has ever liked me, she was 9-10/10 to me

>>71786596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2O16mYojm0

>>71786615
I swear, the wildest things can happen when you stare back, with determination and a minimal smile.
You have basically nothing to lose.

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>>71786829
haha I fucked it up with a 10/10 who liked me too
wanna form a suicide pact

>>71786707

>"Sacre bleu! Zees Geuuhmans ahhh 'aving fun!"

>>71786895
wow so tolerant

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>>71785574
>went to Berlin with a couple of friends
>at every second or third block an african, arab or turk is standing around
>one of them aproaches us and says in broken English: weed cocaine extasy?
>why the fuck not
>he asks for the amount, then walks off to a group of dudes
>they hand him the weed
>he comes back, holding the shit in his hands, didn't even bother to bag it
>tries to haggle a little bit, we hand him 5 euros
>it was almost 2 fucking grams
>quality stuff too, would have never thought that some random muzzie had weed this good

>>71785574

>Take buss to poland with friends

>suddenly a pole driving on the wrong side of the road appears

>not only does this man not behave after the laws if poland but he has his feet on the dashboard and a laptop on his lap

>the fucker was also eating a potato

>be me
>spend thousands of Euros on a 4 week trip to the US to meet e-gf
>she pretty much barely sees me, maybe an hour every other day
Oh it's an unforgettable memory, alright

>>71787027
did you at least get to anschluss dat pussy?

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>>71786934
I really liked it and I've been a bit jealous not to have it at home desu

>>71786897
like 98% of wimen that i like do not like me back, so my brain has wired over the years in a way that wimen = rejection,pain,ect, so i always have sperged out
>>71786922
maybe, you got a dub

>>71785574
>visit prague for the first time
>get super drunk from elder god tier pilsner
>get offered a blow job for cheap
>walk into alley and see two well-built gentlemen "just looking around" in case of clients
>LEG IT !!!
>get sucked by another prostitute behind a trash dispensary
>make it to the first club
>"you have any weapons on you?"
> threaten to kill the bouncer with my very large dick
>he laughs and says alright you're cool go in
>dance with semi-naked chicks rubbing their sweaty bodies against me
>fingered one on the dance floor
>do mdma in the toilet
>nail a chick behind what i imagine was a stage? got very serious looks from the staff
>see a guy throw up in a cup of beer
>he had had spaghetti, it floats in the beer
>he proceeds to drink the cup
>feel sick about the sight
>go out for a joint
>meet some local guys going to an after party at a student hostel
>take a fake taxi
>rally car mode initiate when cops chase us
>hide out for a while in a dark alley
>get to hostel, party has already gotten wild
>drink copious amounts of bear, make out with random chicks and throw out shit from the windows
>fall down stairs trying to retrieve a desk
>rob liquor shop
>blank out somewhere on the stairs of hostel
>in the morning some elderly lady comes and asks: are you alright mister reeves
>"yes i'm fine where is mister freeman?"
>he's passed out in the toilet
turns out we checked in as keanu reeves and morgan freeman and they didn't even raise an eyebrow

>>71787100
Yes, but it wasn't really worth it. If i wanted to pay for sex, i could just get a cheap prostitute. i was hoping for something more, but oh well

>gay priest from vatican hit on me on DeGaulle

that was the only cool story lul

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>>71787144
Holy shit

>>71787027
I'm a guy but holyhell that's awful. That's weird. Did you at least fuck?

I have one in Japan, you probably wont believe me but I sweat to Christ (cross my heart)

>Be me
>/fit/ 6'4" all-state in wrestling packing 240lbs
>sitting on the train that's full of japs
>hear yelling from the train car next to me
>people with their kids start running from that train car into mine through the little doors
>It's some "Train to Bushan" shit if you've seen that movie
>If I were in America I would've fucking booked it because it probably would've been a shooting
>I keep sitting silently,heart is racing, I motion for my Japanese wife to get to another car
>more yelling from other car
>I see through the clear doors in-between the cars some guy failing about with a brief-case walking very fast toward my car
>He pulls open the door with such force that it slams loudly
>"AGHHHHHH!!!!!!! BUQWYXBUIOQWYBIQYYQ"
>he slams his brief case against a wall
>"AHHAHSGHGASGHHHHH!!!!!"
>He starts kicking the wall and punching it
>I'll never forget this part
>My head was down, I take off my hat, and as I stand up slowly my eyes meet this japanese schoolgirl who looked fucking terrified and had one of those surgical masks on
>I walk behind the crazy fuck as he's yelling and punching everything around him
>I keep my eyes on his hands in case he reaches into his pocket to pull out a knife or something, or is he hits somebody
>my mind is racing and I'm planning on how to take him down if I must
>Easy, full nelson, pull him over my hip and fall onto him with his head hitting the ground, pin until police arrive
>I keep watching patiently
>I watch him for the next 30 or so seconds carefully
>Train stops at station
>He runs out like a bat out of hell
>Immediately gets talked to by an old security guard who's like, "Wtf??"
>I sit back down and put on my hat and stare at the ground
>I can hear my blood pumping

>in the Philippines
>get drunk at a friend's birthday
>leave birthday and go to a metal concert
>use mens bathroom
>there is a woman with her pants at her ankles squatting down and pissing on the floor
>she's yelling at me to leave.
>walk over and use the urinal beside her as her friends outside the bathroom laugh.

>be in Berlin
>NYE!
>fireworks going off everywhere, bouncing off buildings.
>one firework ricochets and flys downwards and hits an old lady in the head and goes off.
>everyone rushes to her to help
>i laugh my head off.

>be in England
>walking around a castle
>one of the guards comes up to me and starts chatting
>I'm 18 and he's about 60.
>he's flirting with me
>ask him if like to see the coolest places in the castle
>takes me on a tour through restricted and roped off areas.
>he's rubbing my back and shoulder as I take photos
>after the tour thank him and get the fuck out.

>>71787144
if yer even in Hungary I'll buy ya a beer

>>71787144
>drink copious amounts of bear
sick, bro.
I've never drank a bear before.

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>in german part of switzerland on school trip
>going up in the mountains
>some older kids were throwing snowballs at skiers on the balcony below
>joined in because I thought it was funny
>continue doing it, not noticing everyone else had stopped
>get grabbed by the scruff of the neck by a huge man with a moustache
>starts yelling at me in german and slaps me
>everyone laughs at me

>go to paraguay, its a shithole
>go to brazil... they eat zebu

>>71787696
eat what

>>71787469
nice neutralizing job :D

>>71787706
a weird cow...Has hump, like the Indians

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>summer of 2016
>take a train to Bulgaria
>climb the mountain near Sofia (Boyana?)
>great weather
>great time
>water springs everywhere to refill my bottle
>reach the top
>hang out for a while
>decide to go down
>go the wrong way
>get lost
>nearly fall off the mountain
>ask a couple for direction
>" you're at the wrong side of the mountain lole"
>they lead me to a restaurant
>point to the road and tell me the bus station is 30ish min away
>walk for an hour
>never find it
>find another restaurant at the side of the road
>decide to eat
>ask the cook for directions to the nearest bus station
>doesn't speak a word english
>show old busticket and make some car noises
>he actually understands my question
>tells me "20 min road"
>thank him
>walk for while
>find bus station
>wait 15min
>bus never came
>getting dark
>decided to follow the road until i reach the city
>walk 2-3km
>phone nearly dead
>suddenly a car stoppes near me
>hints to that he offers me a ride
>come closer
>it's the cook from before
>i get in
>sit between a qt girl and a granny
>he drives me to the city
>drops me off near a taxi
>a shake his hand and thank him
>"no problem, fren"
>i take a tazi to my hostel

I'll never forget that little adventure, he was such a nice dude. God bless him.

>>71786247
I guess /int/ is the next best thing

>driving through pennsylvania with parents as a kid as tourists in the US
>going to vermont
>decide to drive through Philadelphia because why the fuck not, second biggest city on the east coast
>drive through the downtown, really impressive looking
>keep driving a few blocks
>suddenly streets start getting dirtier, buildings more decrepit and people darker
>gtfo to vermont as quick as we could
the contrast really stuck with me as a kid. in america you can have rich whiteys and niggers in poverty living just a few blocks away from each other
absolutely crazy

>>71785574
>Early 2000
>Rio
>Only had credit card, camera,and nokia 1100
>Copacabana
>Black male
>Foot as big as my arm
>He demands my camera
>Aight
>Dont have any money, i reply in Spanish
>He demands my shoes (they were nice orignials nikes tho)
>Fuck it, take it
>Return barefoot to hotel
>At least i wasnt raped :^)

>>71787469
Would be cool if it happened, which it didn't

>>71791363
Looks like he asked for your balls first

>>71792177
It did. But I don't really care people think in this shithole.

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>be me in Japan
>saw mt fuji
>it was nice

>>71792336
the absolute madman

>visit the US
>get yelled at by a nigger from across the street

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>be me last summer after graduating from HS
>on grand tour from rome to london over three weeks with good friend
>get wasted in Paris
>stumble onto dark parisian streets at 1 AM
>spend about 30 minutes strolling alongside dark, unpopulated promenade by some canal
>come across an arab
>Moroccan maybe? No idea.
>he starts yelling something at us
>too drunk to care, waltz up to him and throw our arms over his shoulder
>offer him beer
>he accepts
>some hobo nearby warns us about something, can't remember what exactly
>head back the way we came
>he calls someone as we walk back down the canal
>dude on a bike shows up and hands him a bag
>too fucked up to even notice
>he follows us all the way to the hostel
>I go inside since the jagerbombs have decided they don't want to be in my stomach anymore
>friend (who is more sober) is outside talking to him, seems to be getting heated
>huge black security guard steps outside
>arab says something to him, gets physical
>With one swing of his meaty fist, the great ape obliterates the sandman and sends him to allah
>friend comes in, security guy does his job
>apparently arab thought we were fags
>thought we were taking him back to have a steamy fag threesome
>bike guy probably gave him a bag o' fag toys
>tfw I almost got raped by a 30 year old gay Moroccan man

Pic related, me on the left.

>>71792695
you think i'm gonna read all this?

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>On vacation in America with family
>Go to Miami
>Some shit happening on the beach
>Cop cars and shit
>Walk alone to the beach to check what's going on
>Start walking back to where I was before with my family
>Suddenly a group of niggers surround me and start walking in the same direction as me
>Try to sell me drugs
>Keep telling them that I have no money
>They try to get me to go to an ATM to take out money
>One of them walk up to me and asks me
>"You afraid, white boii?"
>Tell them no, and that I don't have any money
>Take the first exit I can find out of there
>Meet up back with my family
It was a real fucking weird experience because I was calm as shit as it happened.
Pic related, probably how I looked like/the face I was making the entire time.

>>71792795
Y-you too

>>71785574
my first earthquake, it was in Chile
felt awesome like a massage sofa. it was "only" 6.0 and no tsunami risk so overall a very pleasant experience

>>71792847
If anyone is wondering what was going on on the beach
>Drunk/intoxicated/drugged out man causing a lot of trouble
>Took 12 cops to take him down

>>71792983
don't worry we don't care

>>71785574
>be in Russia as volunteer, though visa says student
>get detained in metro
>questioned for what felt like hours
>"Why is your Russian so bad if you're a student?"
>Panic and respond "I love beer and girls, I don't love school"
>they burst into laughter, letting me go

>>71792847
>going on holiday with your family

>>71793021
>don't worry we don't care
I'll take
"What people would say if you were to tell them anything about Australia." for 500

>>71792962
It's ok I read it, good story

Glad to hear you didn't get sandAIDS

>>71793071
no results

>Hanging out with stepsister in Toulouse
>She's a decade older, attractive, and incredibly outgoing
>I'm a neet teenager traveling after a mental breakdown
>I've never had a beer before
>We go into this bar and she starts talking to her friend who's this gigantic swole monster of a West African man named Lazare.
>She hands me a pint and says "if this isn't gone by the time I get back from the bathroom, you're a pussy"
>Drink my first beer in front of Lazare as he stands in front of me, watching and laughing.

>>71793100
Of course there are no results
People couldn't be arsed to give a fuck about Australia to even give one.

>>71793125
then why ask the question

>>71793086
Thanks senpai

>>71793142
Its an empty filler that they never expect people to choose because nobody gives a shit.

>>71793171
so you're intentionally losing the game

got so many mad stories dunno which one to start with lads

wanna hear the story of when i shat in dutch guys drink then smeared ww2 (thought i was in germany) on his car with the rest of the shit?

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>went on drama tour to europe with youth theatre i was part of
>it was a play about bogans
>we toured it in the UK
>scottish loved it
>i thinked the english loved it idk they're emotionless to me
>welsh fukn ate that shit up
>13 year old welsh kid looks like a 30 year old man on average
>Charlie hebdo happens
>mfw we're heading to france next
>waiting for eurostar
>smoke in the tunnels and they think it was terrorists or some shit
>wait for a day then head to france.
>was pretty good. Played hackysack with random people outside the notre dame for a few hours and got drunk on spiced warm wine.

>year or two before i go on a history trip to prominent war sites
>go to all sorts of places, it was g
>get to west berlin and see museum and checkpoint charlie
>apperently there was a dude who painted his superlite moter glider with a hammer and sickle and crossed the wall with ease to bring his friends back to the west
>got some wall pieces
>overall west was fun and nice
>stay in east berlin for one night
>staff member almost gets raped
>peddlers selling the same 4 russian surplus items everywhere
>hear 2 gunshots and an ambo outside hotel a few hours before leaving

>>71793199
I wasn't wrong.
The producers of the show were just incompetent, being Australian and all.

>go to Sweden
>cuck acquaintance
>he finds out
>they're still together

>>71793227
why travel to Australia and participate in a game show if you hate the country

>>71793261
How can you hate something you don't care about?

>>71793266
why travel to a country you don't care about just to participate in a game show

>>71785952
>an African going after an Aryan goddess
Abominable

>>71793021
don't be rude

>>71793261
Dude don't be mean to the nord, instead try to find a clip of the gameshow

>>71793290
Your countries existence may be a meme, but your money is still valid.

>>71793308
just ignore the aussie shitposter, I thought your story was interesting.

>>71786243
A Czech cute I met on interpal send me some nudes of her small tits the other day
It wasn't even remotely hard, how the fuck can you be a virgin in such liberal society filled with whores?

>>71793308
seems like a waste of time and effort on your part

>>71793308
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_Rebellion
^^^
Different Australian here, our currency is also a meme

>>71793338
>Easy money is a waste of time
This is why you're stuck shitposting on an Burmese yugiohcard board, while I can now afford to pay people to shitpost for me

>>71793391
how is it easy money when you admitted earlier that your questions got no results

>>71793414
Like I said
I didn't know that the producers were incompetent
I still won though(please help me, he only feeds me crumbs from under the toilet)

>>71793436
don't worry I won't

>>71793453
Stop.

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>>71793467
just messin with the poor fella mate take it easy

>>71785574

> unforgettable memory from spain

that time I fugged a 16 year old waitress and she asked me not to cum in her pussi, but I did

> unforgettable memory from france

that time I fugged some chick up the ass, she asked me to cum inside but I came on her ass instead

> unforgettable memory from england

lmfao uk is like 20% white

> unforgettable memory from croatia

that time I fugged a teenage shop assistant who begged me to cum inside her

> unforgettable memory from Russia

lots of fugging

> unforgettable memory from Argentina

that time my windsurfing coach swam over to my board and gave me a beej in the ocean, and then I came into the ocean

>>71793496
If you keep trying to talk shit to me, you're going to regret it.

>>71793522
.

>>71793522
...
>>71793496
Nevermind, continue with scheduled Australian programming.

>>71793534
That's it, you done fucked up now.
You're gonna feel real bad about yourself.
I just took away my 12 year old shitposting, indians slaves right to deficate out in the open
Now he has to use the toilet like everyone else.

>>71786153
>"very good hockey and very rich" says the taxi guy with his thumb up
That's cute

>be on boat ride in the jungle in country with people who have actual problems
>boatman stops at some sort of village base thing
>people start boarding selling all sorts of food wrapped in plastic shit
>literally every single body disposes of the crap by throwing it straight into the river and no one gives a singular fuck
>get off at village, see plastic trash all over the ground
I saw some britbongs actually trying to pick the stuff up in bags like it even mattered or made a difference, pretty wild stuff

>>71788192
:DDDDD

>Be in Madagascar for a family business trip
>Uncle decides to go to some kind of bar/club
>Step inside
>Dozens of barely dressed girls lined up against the walls, silent and motionless
>They wait for the customers to select them
>Fucking eerie atmosphere, despite the loud pop music
>Get out

That was incredibly sad.

>>71793522
LOVING this post

>>71786153
>Walk through Molenbeek and don't get harassed

When was this? Doesn't sound possible to me mate, or are you a dirty roach?

>>71793509
are you really sexy

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>>71793509
>>71793756

>>71793801
please give me a (you). i love iceland so much, i want to be cucked by a tall blond icelandic man

>be me 12 years old
>on a bus trip from Germany to Spain
>visit Barcelona buy lots of fruit from the market
>get on bus leaving barça
>not enough seats for whole family to sit together
>sit next to two drunk german men
>the whole time they chuckle and occasionally say "barthelona" or "valenthia" making fun of the Spanish lisp
>meanwhile raspberries I'm holding are getting squished leaving stench
>too awkward to move or say something with the drunk Germans next to me acting weird
>got so sick from the smell that half the trip trying not to puke
>finally get off bus
>too sick to eat anything
>rest of family eats all the raspberries
Didn't even get to see Barça's stadium.

>>71787641
And that was the day little Mr. Mosley vowed to put an end to the Aryan menace.

>be me in Budapest
>school trip
>ask friend to take a separate walk from the group
>busy street
>i started talking loudly a chinese-sounding made up language
>he followed me
>we started an argument in our made up languages
>people were staring at us
>one woman ask us where we from
>i said kyrgyzstan
>she took a picture with us

>>71798360
so you are just turkoslavs as i suspected

>walking around FYROM with dad somewhere nearby
>about to cross street
>had already taken one step forward while looking to my left
>dad yells "STOP"
>freeze up instantly
>before I could even look to my right some busted-up Yugo whizzes right in front of me at 150 km/h downhill
>if my dad wasn't there, or if he didn't yell out, or if I hadn't freezed I'd have ended up as meat paste on a street in Prilep
Not too interesting to read, but it spooks the shit out of me each time I think about it

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>summer after finishing school
>go to Sofia with a few friends
>friend and I are walking down an empty street one day
>small fat guy approaches us and asks if we would like to try some of his home made plums (free sample)
>I say no thanks
>friend takes a handful and eats them right there
>guy says we now have to pay 80 lev
>tell him to get fucked
>10 or so massive fuckers appear out of nowhere
>tell us to cough up all the money we have
>genuinely have no cash on either of us
>they keep us there while one of their friends drives over to us
>tells us to get in, we'll go to a bank machine
>no choice
>drive for about 3 minutes to a little building that exchanges currency and has an ATM machine inside
>they stay in the car and let us go in by ourselves
>tell the guy working at the currency exchange that we're being robbed
>he makes a quick call, don't know what he said but the police are there almost instantly
>the robbers speed off in their car
>take out some money since we're in the bank
>go to a nearby pub and get lunch
>realize we're completely lost

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Posting more because I can

>go to Commiefornia with friends to work for the summer (I was 19 at the time)
>after a week or so we manage to get a nice apartment with plenty of room
>I get a job in an ice cream shop on Newport beach
>Manager tells me I need to be friendly to customers from the second I start work to the second I finish even if I feel like crap
>try my best to smile and be talkative to customers
>one guy just won't take his ice cream and leave, keeps talking
>eventually admits that he's kind of lonely, he just moved down here and needs a friend
>he seems about my age, give him my number and tell him my friends and I will hang with him sometime, mostly just to get him to leave
>he texts me every day asking when I'm around
>free up some time on the weekend and arrange to get lunch cause I feel bad for him
>he's pretty alright as it turns out, tell him some information about where I'm staying and that I'm with a few friends
>few days later
>come home after a late shift (11 o clock I think)
>he's in the apartment drinking with my friends
>he invited himself over and told them he's my 'work pal'
>stays the night
>stays the next night too
>basically moves himself into the apartment for a week
>we're all getting a bit creeped out
>one night after a few drinks he tells us his real age, 32
>next morning we politely ask him to leave the apartment cause he's freaking us out
>he throws a massive hissy fit and then leaves
>there were several occasions where he was in the apartment by himself, could have stolen thousands of dollars worth of shit, and didn't
>tfw he was probably just really autistic or something

Pearston you were fucking creepy, but you will always live on in my memory

How do you guys have the money and time to travel around so much

>I was 8
>Went to Alabama/Georgia with my family for a week (My dad has some work to do)
>On a train with my mum
>There's this one black girl in pigtails, about the same as me
>She looks playful, playing with her pigtails and smiling at me
>I keep minding my own business
>She went to her mum and whispered in her ears
>Her mum started smiling and called my mum
>"My daughter thinks your son is cute"

I-I hope you have a good life

>>71800538
this is actually pretty funny

>>71800794
you live in europe, its so much easier for you to do than it is for us or americans
>>71785574
>go to argentina for a few months
>during entire time see only a handful of black people
>its an actually nice place and not typical south american 3rd world country i had previously thought

>in Turkey
>At local bazar to by fake clothes
>with my brother
>He's built 195 m weighing 95 kg
>chooses shirt
>starts to bargain
>Vendor suggests price
>reply suggesting a third of the price
>get bitchslapped
>Hold back my brother so he doesn't punch that cockroach
>return to hotel
>return with mom
>She starts complaining for us

>We were two tall men above 20
>He's built and i'm a little built too
>called our mom

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>>71787144
>tfw I live more in my dreams than in real life

>>71802763
Seek a psychologist. I believe that is a recognised mental disorder, so your health insurance should cover the therapy.

>>71802763
I'm unironically trying to help

http://www.worldcat.org/title/secret-of-the-brain-chip-a-self-help-guide-for-people-experiencing-psychosis/oclc/641929732

>>71787500
what the fuck?

Nothing spectacular.

>Went to slovenia with the scouts
>traditional ones so we look like the most stereotypical leathertrouser germans ever
>Get gifted homemade elderberry syrup spontaneously in a village :3
Slovenes are kind.

>Cross into italy some days later
>Slept first night ina ravine
>Get woken up by a guy illegally dumping a truckload of trash down the hillside

>London
Mates gave up counting nogs as they realised this was as easy as catching raindrops.
The staleness of beer was unimaginable and only the tcech import was drinkable.
Met a guitarist from an old metalband I knew (Tank), in a pub tho which was cool.

>On a dig in Mérida, Spain
>landed in Madrid, took the metro to the bus station
>gyspy hands me a scrap of paper
>says something like 'I am a single mother please give me money for food' in Spanish
>shrug and hand it her back, making like I can't read it
>she says 'sois inglés?'
>bark some random Dutch back at her and she leaves
She was just handing them to every person on the train, not even begging just expecting people to hand her change.

>>71785574
>go to the US for visit
>get lost for 20 years
>some nice gentleman escort me right back to mexico after a while
hehe

I was in Belgium. I was just sitting in cafe eating my mille-feuille when I saw a german man choking and no one around was giving a shit. I quickly runned at him and start to hit his back so he would spit whatever got stuck on his throat. Then that guy looked at me with terror in his eyes and made even louder choking noises. And then police came in and arrested me.
Figures out, that was just a dutch guy speaking in dutch on telephone

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I'm a Slovene currently waiting for my flight back home from NZ.
>stay in holiday park in NZ
>packing up in the morning, getting ready to leave
>go towards the communal kitchen to grab our stuff from the fridge
>neighbor lady is carrying a box, walking back from the kitchen
>she drops a cup and starts awkwardly bending over to pick it up
>"let me get that for you"
>she's a bit surprised, thanks me
>smile and tell her she's welcome
>10 minutes later, we're just about to take off
>her boyfriend/husband brings three cold beers and asks if we want them

it was a pretty good day

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>>71803540
10/10

>>71803540
i laughed
good work caucusbro

>go to portugal
>they are all kind and they are way more friendly than french
<fuck france

>>71802587
>suggest a third of the price

>>71793336
>wanting to fuck whores
What's the point? I'm only interested in finding a nice girl to settle down with, however impossible that may be

>>71786829
>>71786922
Can I get in on that suicide pact

>>71802763
My dreams have started to come to the point where it's just regular life but the main difference being is that it's actually enjoyable

>>71786975
i hope this will happen to me, my contacts abandoned me.

>>71793683
You've clearly never been to Molenbeek Jan

>>71803540
This is perfect, congrats m8

>>71805538
I did buy stuff for a third of the price before.

>>71785574
When I was 2 or 3, I lost my mom at a circus in Budapest

>>71802344
Have you ever been to another south american country?

>>71793118
and what?