>want to jerk off
>can't stop farting from the hummus earlier
>room smells like shit and puts me off
this is truly hell my friends
open your window and let fresh air in
>>71784789
>spilling seed
be a real man and get used to it
thank you all for joining in my thread
i have done the deed and am going to sleep now
thanks for all your support
>>71785206
Congratulations on surviving another hummus-fap crisis
Remember, the fart doesn't make you, me or anyone any less of a good masturbator, we will need succumb to fart teasing and gassy stereotypes
>>71784789
>smell of shit turns him OFF
haha
>>71785206
1-10 how would you rate your session
>>71784789
>>room smells like shit and puts me off
Thankfully you'll never have sex. Pounding chicks from behind doesn't exactly smell like flowers.
light a match lol
>want to jerk off
>cant get hard because SSRI's
>>71785776
is this really true?
*cancels psych appointment*