>want to jerk off >can't stop farting from the hummus

open your window and let fresh air in

>>71784789
>spilling seed

>>71784987
ew

be a real man and get used to it

thank you all for joining in my thread

i have done the deed and am going to sleep now

thanks for all your support

>>71785206
Congratulations on surviving another hummus-fap crisis

Remember, the fart doesn't make you, me or anyone any less of a good masturbator, we will need succumb to fart teasing and gassy stereotypes

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>>71784789
>smell of shit turns him OFF

haha

>>71785206
1-10 how would you rate your session

>>71784789
>>room smells like shit and puts me off

Thankfully you'll never have sex. Pounding chicks from behind doesn't exactly smell like flowers.

light a match lol

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>want to jerk off
>cant get hard because SSRI's

>>71785776
is this really true?
*cancels psych appointment*