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cara

i think

What's Huddersfield like lads?
Is it comfy?

>>71777971
don't hurt yourself x

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the snacks

>>71777841
rorkesheed

just ate dinner
will watch a film now

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>Northern """"""""""""""""""""""""infrastructure""""""""""""""""""""""""
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/collapsed-lime-street-wall-could-12672386

toilet bog fart

>>71777980
City is shit.
Has some really comfy surrounding villages and scenery though

london gets £15 billion for crossrail but liverpool doesn't even get enough to maintain a brick wall
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39124787

>>71777923
You're the one moaning you moron

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39112840

Ah yes Pakistanis are such wonderful people with an ideology so similar and compatible with our own. We should invite more over.

Could Oprah Winfrey run for president? In an interview with financier and philanthropist David Rubenstein, Winfrey seemed intrigued by the idea

>>71778022
How is tim not sectioned

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>>71778039
>David Rubenstein

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definitely have bladder damage from all those acid trips

>>71778049
NHS are useless

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>95% of graduate jobs outside of London are just recruitment consultant jobs or sales 'graduate' schemes.

Is it inevitable that ambitious graduates have to head to London for at least some time?

big protest in copenhagen right now lads

ten year anniversary that a famous squat house was cleared out

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>£1.2 billion

cannot fabricate

>>71778049

because the tories cut the NHS so much they can't afford to

>>71778033
but London actually has a positive impact on the economy
it DESERVES infrastructure improvements

>Globalist EU loving parliament jews trying to block breggsit

IMAJUN MY SOUPRISE

>>71778092
'aedo

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00O35B89K/ref=twister_B01G581FSQ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

THOUGHTS?

>>71778081
you're not looking in the right places

there are loads of grad jobs outside london too

>>71778109
Other cities would also have a bigger positive impact with even a fraction of what London gets.

found out that the new qt at work is only 20

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>>71778000
>http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/collapsed-lime-street-wall-could-12672386
>and I’m a chartered structural engineer – I’ve often thought that if I did a structural calculation on those walls, I couldn’t prove they were completely stable.

>That’s not to say they’re unsafe because the Victorians built tended to build massive structures that defied science.
What did the chartered engineer mean by this?

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>>71778128
shes 23

>Net worth of $2.5 billion
>As of early 2016, he normally drives a fifteen-year-old Mercedes station wagon.[12]

>>71778138
ah yes

the audiophiles choice

>>71778160
'iddy 'iddler

>>71778144
Where?

Every other reasonably sized city only has graduate jobs that are either accounting or law, accounting is boring and law is ultra competitive.

There's little else.

>>71778159
> Liverpool engineer

Northerners have similar IQs to dogs and cannot speak English either

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lads
I'm a radical centrist
Feel free to ask me anything

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PINEAPPLE ON FUCKING PIZZA??

RRRR
RRRRRR
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71778195
most SMEs don't have formal graduate programmes

you need to contact them on your own and show them how you would be a good candidate

>>71778170
who
tim?

>>71778218
literal child

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>>71778211

>>71777980
I told you yesterday. If you're thinking of studying there honestly don't bother, it's a a stab multicultural poo sandwich.

Nearest area of natty beauty is the Peak District, but you may as well live in Sheffield for this and have the best of both worlds - decent city and nice surroundings.

>>71778222
So there we go, not decent graduate programmes then.

I'm on about big companies with formal grad programmes. There's barely anything outside of London and it makes no sense.

Half of the companies don't even need to be in London yet they are stationed there.

watching a super slow yank police chase

the guy is going 10 mph max and the can't get him ahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDPqNey4zqQ

>>71778081
Don't know what you're on about as there are shitloads of grad IT jobs outside London.

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>stoned
>want Dominos
>the one near me doesn't deliver
>don't want to risk driving

>>71778289
looks like they got him

>>71778278
what big, relevant companies exist outside of london?

>>71778265
Do The Arctic Monkeys still live in Sheffield?

Should I support Wednesday or United?

>>71778303
>Dominos

Absolute rip off for what it is and tastes chemically as fuck

White lass on The One Show is fucking P E N G

>>71778315
Think a few of them live in LA now.

>>71778315
no they live in LA

united if you're a scumbag, wednesday if you're a poofter

>>71778218
>wah wah wah I don't like what other people like

fuck off you literal runt

>>71778315
Wednesdays. The Owls.

>>71778266
she looks and dresses like she's 10 you wrongun, dread to think of what lurks in the nooks and crannies of your hard drive you grubby little nonce

>>71778278
you said graduate jobs in your first post, not programmes

either way grad programmes are essentially a luxury that most companies can't really afford

>>71778218
Think Reddit might be more your speed, mate.

>>71778278
Makes plenty of sense

Back to your £2 a pint local in Lincoln you mouthbreather

>>71778309
yeah you have to reverse a bit, he manages to evade them for an hour and a half

having a really good, really massive cup of tea lads

>>71777980
it's alright
I went there for 3 years for uni
>>71778013
>city
it's a town sweetie xx
>>71778265
>it's a a stab multicultural poo sandwich.
you mean how the university attracts a lot of foreign students?

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Bit of Fredposting, lads.

Found a good way to bait yanks. say clips on instead of mags

>>71778342
>>71778343
Aww man.. I just from there

>go to Reddit as brit keeps talking about it
>read comments
>American university students continually trying to one up each other with Big Bang Theory tier 'banter'
>absolute zero understanding of irony or sarcasm
>having to mark posts with /s/ so they know you're being sarcastic

No wonder most of you mongs post on it, you have to be special kind of stupid to fit in there.

I talked to TWO girls today.

AT THE SAME TIME.

The One Show literally showing how 9/11 was done

back to the ol' /r/unitedkingdom

is the amazon fire a good tablet

>>71778474
did they name (((them)))?

>>71778447
Dublin fookin massive here, try not to get lost when you move to the big city

And lose the grubby accent

having a fag

>>71778532
post pics of your boobies

>>71778507
poverty

>>71778532
Cracking body, pig of a face. A bit like XViciousLoveX

just want it to be late enough to feel tired

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100 bishopsgate lads

>>71778507
There are no good tablets

Sucking the bottom of a fag

>>71778578
dreadful

>>71778445
sick little twat cant imagine what i'd do if i saw one of my mates looking at pictures like this on his phone, would love to drive my fist right through your defective noncey cranium put you to sleep so you can't fiddle with any more kiddies

got those same trainers as her

>>71778578
Looks shit, another eyesore to fit right in next to the shart and the walkie talkie building I take it?

>>71778562

i was considering a tablet since i do 4-5 foreign trips a year, not spending much because it will get tossed about. going to chile and argentina next month and spending 3 weeks in the US in august :-)

>>71778578
looks like a cooling tower except square

Russell Howard is a really funny comedian

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>>71778592
>got those same trainers as her

>>71778578

the city skyline is an abomination

What's the appeal of Ed Sheeran? Fucking hate that drippy, dour shit-tier music

Communism has NEVER worked and has only led to the downfall of societies

>>71778615
nah it'll be by heron tower and the gherkin

>>71778422
I just reread my posts and think I may have had a small seizure whist typing. No, what I meant is that the surrounding area is full of nog and paki enclaves (Walpole and Fartown for example).

Honestly it's not a particularly bad town and the uni isn't terrible, but there's really nothing worthwhile there. It's just so stagnant and un-noteworthy. Can't quite put my finger on it...

>>71778672
goal bf

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>>71778578
will look better in person

>>71778672
his music has no testosterone so it appeals to pre-pubescent girls

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39128918
fuming

>>71778713
fits in with the other dreadful buildings yeah

Will London property prices ever come reasonable?

I've been thinking that they might not normalise, but they might sink because of a few things.


>Brexit scares people off investing in London for the sake of laundering money
>As more and more work becomes doable over the internet and conference calls or working mobile less and less people have to physically be in an office and therefore companies slowly stop buying expensive floorspace.

>>71778713
agree

i'm looking forward to seeing it finished

lack of good scrapers here in berlin

>>71778672
Good tunes

>>71778615
There is literally nothing wrong with the Shard

>>71778685
true

Got told to go back to my own country today lads

غير سعيد
i am british

woman at work was discussing her teenager daughters bra sizes wtf

22 Bishopsgate got revised lads

>>71778672
He's a nice lad. The live version of You Need Me is also quite good. And he wrote the only song I've heard since the Unchained Melody that sounds like it can be a wedding song.

>>71778672
It's music for people who aren't really into music. If if was a game it would be Fifa/Call of Duty, if it was a book it would be 50 Shades of Grey.

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>his music has no testosterone so it appeals to pre-pubescent girls

>>71778716
Grown women love him tho

i know you're probably wondering if yanks get shartburn and yes, we do

>>71778731
>As more and more work becomes doable over the internet and conference calls or working mobile less and less people have to physically be in an office and therefore companies slowly stop buying expensive floorspace.

people have been saying this since the 80s but it's more complicated than that

people want to live close to each other not in suburban desert shitholes

Listening to Ed Sheeran again lads.

>>71778731

neither of those things will happen

>>71778615
the shard and walkie talkie look fantastic

I once walked past the walkie talkie at 2am in the fog, what a magnificent thing

The British housing bubble will NEVER burst

>>71778795
Yes but realistically, internet is much faster these days and the technology gets better and better.

I can literally Skype from pretty much anywhere these days.

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>>71778831
I hope not, buying a house this year

I got my driver's license through the post today and the letter was already opened. Should I be worried?

>>71778796
Ed, please go

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Scalpel taking form lads

>>71778796
Ya'allah.

canary wharf is hideous

>>71778796
I'M IN LOVE WITH SHAPE OF POO

AND BABY NOW TAKE ME INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS

KISS ME UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS

Can't deny that's a choon lads

>>71778902
Can't deny you're a bellend either

>>71778832
yes but that doesn't matter, see my original post

most people want to live in cities

>>71778853
good post

why do you lads listen to music marketed at pre-pubescent girls?

are you nonces or something?

>I am a 20 something English male who moved to Edinburgh 3 years ago. I have experienced prejudices', discrimination and persecution from many since I moved here because I am English. I hate the commonly used derogatory comment of being a Southerner, which every thinks is okay to say. I am from the north of England. I have now had enough and feel it will only get worse as nationalism is increasing in popularity. I am moving back to England where people are more open towards outsiders moving in.
doss cunt

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started this

>It's a modern architecture /brit/ thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHw4MMEnmpc

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>you are either at or have passed the highest test levels you will ever have naturally
How does it feel lads? You will never build muscle easier. You will never be more energetic. Everything will slowly get worse.

>>71778959
Sounds good. I could use a manual for dealing with normies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENUV8rLp5I
belter

>>71778941
Why are you so insecure about what other people listen to?

Are you a homosexual or something?

>>71778982
It happens so slowly you don't really notice

Anybody here work in HR?

What's it really like? I feel like it would be quite interesting and chilled, writing up contracts, sorting out disciplinaries etc.

>CNN
>BBC
>The Guardian
>Huffington Post
>The Independent
>Sky News
>New York Times
>Washington Post
>The Atlantic
>The Economist
>Daily Beast
>Buzzfeed
>Wall Street Journal
>Vice
>Channel 4 News
>Forbes
>Politico
>Slate
>Salon
>Vox

do you lads actually like any of these outlets?

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>>71778982

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the pengest tower

Why is /tv/ the funniest board?

>>71779021
I exclusively get my news from buzzfeed

In love with FrivolousFox ASMR

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>Delivery driver rings up and says he'll be round in 10 minutes
>That was 15 minutes ago

Just end my suffering now

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>>71779032
the SHART

VERY late reply I was having a shower

>>71777613
>What sort of swords do you like?
>Sabres? Gothic hilted swords? Arming swords? Longswords? Broadswords? Rapiers?
>unfortunately good ones start at £500 so its hard to justify buying one most of the time.
>Yeah, would be too autism to wear it over anything in town but could have it under a jumper or when i am doing something in the woods , dont like having my pockets full of shit-especially when its a torch or something, makes me feel awkward and bulky

I don't honestly know much about swords. But I reckon I like longswords. I've never held any.

Maybe something like that would be good for an axe in the woods

>>71779021
wapo, nyt, atlantic, 'conomist, 'feed, vox, slate and the WSJ are all really good quality

CNN has really been coming into their own lately

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>a bottle of wine is a minimum of £5
>and that's for undrinkable pisswine, anything above that is in the £10 range
what the fuck has become of this country

>>71779058
I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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>sword lad is here

>>71779021
Daily Mail and the Daily Express here.

>>71779083
>muh alcohol

water's free from the tap mate

having some black tea
do i put milk in it? no i dont

>>71779083
Give up booze for Lent

>>71779122
GET OUT

>>71779021
I watch Sky news only to see the events of the day and not to influence opinion

>Daily Mail
>Daily Express
>Telegraph
>The Spectator
>Fox News
>Breitbart
>Washington Times
>National Review
>InfoWars

true Rorke feeds

shut up you stupid cunts

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one under the shaft

sprinkle me mang

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Grey strawberries

ah yes greenwich, a glimmer of hope in a sea of shit

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>>71779074
>sword
>used as an axe
please no, you will likely just damage it and then get upset

Swords of different centuries are very different, If you just want to whack stuff then getting a longsword , a broadsword or an arming sword is probably for you. The ones made by Albion are exceptionally good as they are based off of the oakeshott patterns precisely, i hear they are amazingly lively to hold- they're expensive so i havent yet got one


This for example is an 1854 pattern gothic hilted sword

>Financial Times
>Philip DeFranco

radical centrist news

>>71779011
Would love to build the bottom 2 but the council would probably block me as it's not a pebble-dashed ugly block

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>>71779245
the greenwich redevelopment is looking really good 2bh

>>71779204

looks crap

>>71779101
>not liking swords

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>>71779262
>Albion
Stop trying to destroy europe

>>71779280
It'll never look like that

>the shart
>the shaft
>the buttplug

ah yes london architecture

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>>71779021
>>CNN
Fake news for Yanks, shan't be touching it
>>BBC
they're actually alright, at least the online edition is. Has bad moments (pic related)
>>The Guardian
nope
>>Huffington Post
would rather go over the nipples with a cheese grater then read one article
>>The Independent
tabloid trash
>>Sky News
don't have a TV
>>New York Times
never read it, heard bad things
>>Washington Post
used to be great but did a complete 180 and is now Huffington Post-tier
>>The Atlantic
read a few articles, it's okay
>>The Economist
good
>>Daily Beast
never thought this sounded reliable
>>Buzzfeed
really?
>>Wall Street Journal
never read but heard it's decent
>>Vice
they have some interesting documentaries but their news division is the same shit as Buzzfeed
>>Channel 4 News
see Sky News
>>Forbes
never read
>>Politico
rubbish
>>Slate
never heard of it
>>Salon
constantly in competition with the Huffington Post to be the worst of the worst
>>Vox
have heard of it but know nothing about it

>>71779204
bit like are hitler aha

>>71779239
Bought some strawberries from Aldi the other day and they were absolutely awful

Learnt my lesson

>>71779280
who the fuck will live in these?
or are they office blocks?

>>71779280
Absolutely screeching at concept images. Yeah, because Britain isn't a constantly grey and rainy country. They always end up looking grim as fuck IRL

>>71779280
Ah yes, no Brits anywhere, just the Chinese, Russian and Saudi elite.

>>71779339
vice articles are a bit more interesting than buzzfeed ones though

>>71779312
How can the french of all people, not like swords

Also the guy making them is swedish

https://www.albion-swords.com/

>>71779339
infowars more non biased than bbc

>>71779362
nah all of those are flats

mainly professionals and probably some foreign students will live there

>>71779365
It's still grey yes but it doesn't actually rain that much in the south mate

>>71778773
maybe she is for lewds...

>>71779411
ah yes

this will definitely alleviate the housing problem

>>71779344
I like to buy fruit & veg from my local independent green grocer but the stuff begins to spoil within 2 days. I'd rather just go to the Co-op and pay a little more for stuff that'll keep for a few days longer.

How can the rest of britain even complete

http://greenwichpeninsula.co.uk/district/upper-riverside-neighbourhood/

>>71779432
it will actually

>>71779414
Yes it does

>>71779410
The BBC reporting is very neutral on most issues, but tends to be biased as fuck on certain issues (particularly on pro-refugees, anti-Assad, anti-Trump, anti-Russia)

>>71779463
no it fucking won't
houses (where british people actually want to live) will still be extremely expensive

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*judges you*

get all my news from /brit/

>>71779479
No one cares

>>71779479
there's several hundred flats in that development

now just think about it, where will the people that will live there go if it doesn't get built?

almost forgot to take my multivitamin but i remembered

the bbc is more biased than /pol/

>>71779392
It was just supposed to be about the French butthurt about Le perfide Albion.
I do love swords tho. Actually thought about getting into knife making and the move on to swords later. I juste love working metal and engraving it. Pretty sure actually forging it will be different but eh, I'll try

>>71779461
What they forget is that the view will look shit because most of the time this country is dull and grey, and even on good days the Thames is a grey/brown shitstain full of rubbish and piss.

>POOCHESTER SHITTY
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>71779516
the river

>>71779471
No

>>71779543
FOY

>>71779516
people with families shouldn't have to live in flats

why do people continue to employ danny murphy

want to slit my wrists every time i hear his voice

>he doesn't have 50/50 german and scandi genetics

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>>71779471
South east of U.K. Including London doesn't get that much rain mate

>>71779576
why don't those people sort out for themselves what type of housing they want?

>>71779524
Yeah ik

Yeah, been watching a load of videos on the 'tube, looks like its quite possible to get into without too much expense, at least for knives- you need some machinery for swords if you dont want it to take ages, but i really need more space than i have rn. You may have more idk, basically need enough room to have a detatched garage/workshop

>you will never be one of those fashionable billionaire japanese/chinese who walk through Kensington speaking in half-yank accents

spent an hour or so in waitrose, not a milf to be seen desu

>>71779623
what did he mean by this

>>71779609
switzerland is on a different level

>>71779671
post her lewdest

>>71779657
I piss in the middle of the water on purpose to assert my dominance.

>>71779671
babymetal

>>71779644
unlucky

i usually hang around the primary school gates, plenty of them there

>>71779644
did you ever shag one?

Breakfast
Lunch
Tea

If you call it anything other than this, kill yourself immediately.

>>71777946
The bloody tories want to privatise it!

>>71779609
>24 inches of rain per year
>not much

dickhead

>>71779751
>Tea
Inbred Northerner with the IQ of a dog

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Really gets the old noggin joggin.

jeremy corbyn

>>71779627
Why not work into it ? That's what I was trying to say but I be French oui madame.
Try finding a tradeschool or something. Most of these jobs are quite niche but are usually well regarded and despite not earning 10k quids a month, you can get some decent amount of money

stop posting these plastic surgery korean mongs

>>71779771
where is the cum

>>71779795
Best thing to happen to the Conservative party since Maggie Thatcher.

>>71779773
Twat

>>71779789
best areas are in blue haha

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>>71779789
hmm wow yeah, very interesting

>>71779773
>measuring rain in length

Um, it's a liquid sweety, use litres or gallons.

>>71779834
me with the black nails

>>71779657
ah yes, very good very good

need a 1999 britney spears gf

>>71779789
why will liberals never admit that they were the ones who put the populist train in motion with Obama.

Obama was as much of a celebrity president as Reagan.
Change is as populist as MAGA

>>71779789
Red like the blood of the mexicans that are being lined up against the wall and shot by Trump's death squads

>>71779789
bit racist

>>71779789
So what you're saying is that all white people are racist Trump voters?

>>71779846
>gallons

FOY

the normies used to just tolerate me now they actually like me and invite me to things
laying the foundations for a gf

most of you here will never make it but I WILL

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>wanking to twice cum JOI
>girl tells me to keep "stroking that big cock" after the first cum
>close the tab and open /brit/

shan't be following another word she says

does anyone actually unironically refer to themselves as british
seems like something guilty english women would do any nobody else

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Tits look delicious even if she's ayy lmao looking

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>people listen to this man

>>71779874
Actually I think you'll find petrol pumps in this country sell by the gallon x

>>71779751
>lunch

it's dinner m8

lunch is what queers and yanks say

Starting to think reality has a rorkish bias
why does everyone prefer right wing ideals more than left?

>>71779887
oh yeah, and ulster '''''''''''''''''''''scots''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>71779903
>19

Fuck off actual child.

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passing wind

>>71779903
>ayy lmao looking

stop being so picky she looks well up for it

>>71779903
>these are the people NI exports
LMAO

>>71779903
>identifies as "Northern Irish"
You want none of that lad.

>>71779887
Only officially, I say I'm English to most people.

>>71779866
just the poor and stupid ones
they resent the upper classes and are willing to destroy the country just to give them a hard time

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>Starting to think reality has a rorkish bias
>why does everyone prefer right wing ideals more than left?

>>71779789
Whites make me sick

>>71779903
looks like a twat

>>71779932
alri gramps

>>71779971
Upboated

>>71779983
you look like a twat

>>71779952
There's a joke in here about the people England imports but I'm too lazy to google "dirty paki child raping scum" to properly execute on it.

>>71779903
proper fit

>tfw left to shag the dregs of POF because i don't have the looks to get with fit tinder slags

went round to a girls house 2 weeks ago and when i got there a kid was watching tv and she goes "oh yeah forgot to mention i had a 5 year old"

her fanny stank too

>>71779887
UK/Britain only exist as designations so that we have 'have our cake'

alri lads

man thought that stormzy didn't sing

>>71780007
fuck off

>>71780029
wahey

looks who's here

100 band pull aparts a day lads

>>71779908
>pumps

FOY

>>71780043
no lets fuck on

can't one of you give me a job?

>>71780068
yeh

really wish i could spend an afternoon with Nico or Jeanne Moreau

>>71780068
*pays you to clean my house*

also you have to wear a maid outfit

>>71780068
hand or blow?

>>71780068
i can

a blowjob lol

>>71780068
Aye a handjob

>>71780012
This is why no one likes the ''northern'' irish
Pure fucking autism.

>>71780075
when do I start?

>>71780090
>>71780094
>>71780093
bent

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare is £20, and I still don't want it.

>>71780108
now

*whips it out*

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Me on the left

>>71780012
t. Eoin McShane trying to make it in London but working in a shitty hotel

>>71780121
don't recall asking

>>71780013
why did you stick your face in it

need a neet gf with a stinky fanny

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>>71780068
Matthew Ludford was unironically offering people a job at his call centre in Wolverhampton before he got doxxed

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You're a FUCKING WHITE MALE

>TD Ameritrade reduces online equity and ETF trades to $6.95

really makes you think

>>71780135
wasn't talking to you hun

>>71780137
because i'm not good looking and i want to have sex

only went down on her for a couple minutes

>>71780142
can you put me in touch with him??

>>71780129
well executed tbf

>>71780121
Why can't they just sell cod4 on its own the greedy fucking cunts?

>record transfer fee
>believe your own hype
>fail to deliver
>get outshone every week by Zlat

I don't rate you Pogba... and I doubt you even rate yourself anymore you pathetic cretin.

>>71780167
did you just assume my gender?

>>71780013
Properly grim

>>71780121
>'and' after a comma
fuck off

unironically think britain is an outdated colonial relic from an empire the world forgot about still trying to cling onto far flung rocks in the sea like the falklands and occupying half of ireland

disgusting

>>71780142

can't comprehend him actually thinking this photo would look good

>>71780169
>trading fees

fuck trump and fuck white people

>>71780098
Triggered.

>>71780133
I actually know an Eoin McShane. I'm still in Belfast though because who the fuck wants to go to a nigger and paki infested hellhole when you can just live in a regular hellhole?

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>>71780192
There you go

>>71780227
autism is one hell of a drug

>>71780209
That's an Oxford comma

feels unethical to call in sick do you can attend an interview elsewhere

fuck obummer and fuck niggers

mental to think about the world wars where you had white people slaughtering each other by the tens of millions. literally nig tier.

>>71780263
you're an oxford comma

any nonce men in

>>71779903
I'm from Oxford, I literally saw her on the Cowley road the other day.

Every day at work during lunch when I'm out walking I pass by a big hole in a pavement on a quiet street. It's like the pavement has crumbled away and there is a hole at least 3 feet deep with metal cable coiled up in there.

Next time I see it I'm going to take some photos of it and report it to the council.

been getting regular headaches since a few months
wonder whats happening

penis willy fanny bum bum

>>71780263
technically it's not ://

>>71780304
yeah there's a northern irish bloke a few posts above you

>>71780278
seems like a pretty common trait in humans. we dont deserve to leave this planet and join the galactic community until we sort that shit out.

>>71780311
VERY good lad

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uni banter haha

>>71780309
>Cowley
massive shit-hole

>>71780268
rorkche