/brit/

>instead of deleting the op pic janny deletes the entire thread

end your life custodian

JANNY

what if there's actually no janny and it's just the mod every time

Absolute state of the janny

custodian

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why are chokers so mind bogglingly hot lads

>delete thread
>cause dueling news to appear
janny literally cannot do anything right

>>71771804
Makes women look like dogs, and men find having a pet woman attractive

>>71771662
2expensive4me

>>71771876
*puts on a choker*

NO VENEER

IN HERE

>>71771804
They look like they'd be uncomfortable

a sip from the tip perhaps?

cleaner

we need some more girls in here

>>71771893
*widens eyes*
*looks down at your crotch*

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ideological subversion

I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS
ALL THE COOL KIDS THEY SEEM TO FIT IN

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me after a night out

business idea: method ham acting

>>71771970
too many man too many man

>>71771991
it's called git

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>girls
disgusting

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post yer maps lads

cracking open an early beer

>>71772018
*gong noises*
ahhh sooo

>>71771991
ah yes, the so called "marxists"

>>71772031
already had 7 cans of stella

feel awful

>>71772052
have another 7

when your gf complains about you "drooling" in her mouth while she gives you a blowie

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>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Oh dear, janman was not happy it seems

>>71772029
Dated a girl from the faroe islands
She looked like and elf and unironically hunted dolphins growing up

gf wants me to put my willy into her vagina

not sure about it

>>71771991
excellent post

>>71772069
can't

i ususally feel sick after 6 cans but i only had 1 left, got no more

probably going to have a wank then fall asleep because i am off work for 2 weeks

>>71772076
I like that image

think i might do a bit of prayer lads

i ironically hunted dolphins while growing up

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>>71772029
I've got an ugly chart instead

>>71772076
hmmm
a certain unhappy custodian perhaps?

>>71772076
the most vague and unclear """""rule""""" in 4chan

have to pee

https://youtu.be/f2cBSliumnc

Hmmmm...So this is the power of Australia sport

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>>71772100

Who really won the cold war?

>>71772135
what the fuck are those things

>>71772181
Chyna

>>71772197
prefer not to say

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice

Fuck me didn't realise there was definitive proof of yank shills

Weird

>>71772088
don't do it la, find a boipucci instead

>>71772181
the international taig

fuck's sake accidentally heemed myself

>>71772076
Got banned for voicing a negative opinion of trannies the other day
Ah yes 4chan

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*autistic screeching*

>>71772085
sounds cute

was she pale and shy?

Bad boy who?
You are not part of a bad boy crew
Me and Flipz roll up, tell a boy hold up
Looking like something off of Bad Boys 2
Bad boy Gs in a bad boy shoot (shoot)
You are not a bad boy, move
Shut down shows and the mandem go nuts
All the bad chicks make mad noise too

>>71772236
good post

need a good game to play
ain't had any games to play since i finished the mass effects, and the new one might be shit

>>71772256
Hate this cunt

cab door slide

whoosh

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>>71772274
WHERES CARLOS

>>71772288
Spend 3 hours modding Skyrim then play it for 10 min.

>>71772322
hand hook

>>71772357
lmao

need to do laundry but the autistic flatmate has left his stuff in the washing machine ree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
die antwoord to be QUITE honest

>>71772288
came across a really good one-player game the other day. you don't even need internet to play it (but it helps). basically the gist of it is you curl your fist around your dinky and pull it up and down until you feel really nice and this tasty goop comes out

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>>71772264
Yep then she left me to move back home to the islands and married someone out there lol

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Whats his name again

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>>71772347
Look, man, you just land out of Felt
You had niggas in your cell, banging them in the shower for about an hour
Come on, man, I know the plan
I know, my cousin Stanaman
He’s told me a couple stories about you

>>71772431
aww

how did you meet her?

can't believe it's march already

>>71772288
Sins of a Solar Empire

>>71772288
factorio

>>71772288
FTL

>>71772397
>tasty goop
ponce

is there a /brit/ factorio server?

>wanting to marry shy girls
>wanting to pass on cultural and genetic tendencies towards shyness to your offspring

mental

>>71772288
rainbow six siege

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>>71772449
wasting youth away on 4chan

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>>71772154
how much money did you give him ?

>>71772274
t. Callum Ward

>>71772347
t. Connor Smith

>>71772442
Brandon Dixon-Langley

Have the chance to lose my virginity to this girl later on. I work with her and she's the same league as me looks wise.

She split up with her partner about 3 weeks ago and has been messaging me non-stop and asked if I wanted to come over tonight. When I asked why she said "We'll see what happens :)".

She doesn't know I'm a virgin. Is there any chance of me pulling it off without revealing my power level?

>>71772496
>not knowing girls inherit from the mother and boys from the father

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>71772525
t. Dylan Thomas

>>71772536
>Is there any chance of me pulling it off without revealing my power level?

yeah but if you really want to have a good time it's best to just come clean

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that poo was huge tho

anyone here seen carlos?

eyeing the cidre

>>71772536
>Is there any chance of me pulling it off without revealing my power level?
fap in a condom beforehand. also, willing to give pleasure to a girl makes you beta. do not do it. also, never ever disclose your virignity.

>>71772536
Have a wank 2 hours before, do plenty of foreplay, lick her out, wear a dom

where's jessica hyde

>>71772220
>yanks literally have to shill their own country
howling

remember x
remembre o

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>>71772525
eh??

>>71771937
They generally aren't

>>71772536
If the chance comes up to reveal it then just do it, but don't just say it out of nowhere and ruin the mood.

>>71772536
Even non-virgin normie men are shit at sex anyway, don't worry about it.

t. virgin abnormie

>>71772599
OMG THIS GORMLESS SACK OF SHIT

>>71772536
>Is there any chance of me pulling it off
yeah deffo, just don't do what you've seen in porn and listen to her breathing. You'll know if she's having a good time and that'll let you know what to do. Also might not hurt to look up "how to finger a woman" or something. Pro tip: you don't need to put your fingers inside, just very lightly brush over the hood of the clitoris.

Good luck lad, don't panic you'll do fine. It's literally the most natural thing humans do

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>>71772536
Woops forgot pic

>>71772563
I'll be too scared to say something, might just have a beer or two

>>71772582
>>71772583
I don't want this to end up like the inbetweeners. Also I know from a conversation she's on birth control so I won't be wearing a condom.

What reason can I come up with for inevitably cumming early?

>>71772619
I want to make her a sexual partner though so I can get better

>>71772536
Just be confident ;)

>>71772647
tranny tier

>>71772647
is that you or her

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>I want to make her a sexual partner

we must fight poverty with the greatest weapon the west has ever developed - free enterprise

>>71772658
Not good at this

>>71772644
Do I not put the fingers inside at all then? Or just a little bit but focus on the clit?

>>71772684
>>71772685
It's a bit of a shit picture she looks a bit manly there I'll admit, I'm pretty ugly though, 4/10 I'd say.

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>>71772647
>Woops forgot pic
mate what is that

>>71772647
literally vomited onto my naked lap

NEVER post her face again

>>71772647
>I won't be wearing a condom.
you're retarded

*quack*

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>>71772638
still can't figure it out :(

>>71772647
>won't be wearing a condom
Enjoy lasting LITERALLY 3 strokes. Seriously

>>71772647
looks like the type of girl that makes up for looks by being right dirty in bed

go for it if you think she is your level

we must fight poverty with the greatest weapon the proletariat has ever developed - marxism-leninism

>>71772647
bet she's got a right growler

>>71772717
>Do I not put the fingers inside at all then?
you can do but i wouldn't focus on it too much, you can give much more pleasure by doing the clit

>>71772717
>a bit
you're thinking with your dick she's fucking minging

we must fight virginity with the greatest weapon mankind has ever developed - chloroform

>>71771734
the way he treats /brit/ you have to imagine he was bullied here before he became a janitor

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>>71772653

>>71772647
that's a tranny

>>71772775
the genocide of every single communist on the planet is a blessing from god

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>tfw soft spoken and relatively deep voice
>bender clerk tried was acting flirtatious on the phone when i tried to reserve an item

cant tell if i just enjoyed the positive attention or im a gay

>>71772647
She has the dirty eyes, go for it la

>>71772738
Why would I if she's on birth control? Wouldn't it be weird?

>>71772753
This is what I'm worried about. Do you think I could discreetly pull out and then just go down on her for a bit then go again?

>>71772719
>>71772734
>>71772755
>>71772783
>>71772813
She is about my level so I just have to settle for it because I'm not going to sleep with a 10/10

>>71772774
Hope so I quite like pubes

>>71772775
Ok I will work the clitty

bet this lad is sat there basking in the dim warm red glow of every (You)

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>>71772647

Business idea: call anyone who isn't a stoic nationalist a communist bastard and murder them

@71772647

>all those (You)s

jelly

>>71772496
I don't want marriage or family

>>71772834
Nah if you need to slow down then just slow down. Lad I'm telling you, wear a condom atleast for the first round. If you lose your v card going raw you will cum instantly because it is overwhelmingly amazing

Darthmod is a good mod but what the fuck is this Star Wars autism music in the background

>>71772834
>Why would I if she's on birth control? Wouldn't it be weird?
ever had a sex ed class lad?
>Do you think I could discreetly pull out and then just go down on her for a bit then go again

thats retarded, if you think youre gonna bust, just pull out and get into a new position, should give your dick a 30 second breather

>>71772647
Thats a man baby

need a chubby gf to cuddle

>>71772834
Never trust a woman, wear a condom just in case, a couple of people I know have fell for this before.

>>71772892
But if I go to put a condom on won't she say "Oh I'm on birth control" or something?

>>71772912
Do you always wear a condom if someone is on birth control? No idea

/x/ is stuffed full of cringy bent mongs

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the fucking kikes.


>I don't want marriage or family
le hedonist nihilism

>>71772892
le hedonism

need to genocide the majority of brits lads

>>71772933
With her looks, she might take any opportunity to get pregnant

>>71772933
I never go in raw on a random shag... you dont know her sexual history, whether she has STDs or even a fucking yeast infection

only raw dog long term partners

>>71772950
what do you think about GTA and the Scottish?

>>71772933
Mate don't be a fucking gay cunt just shag her raw like God intended

>>71772950
it's not hedonism

epicureanism

now stop believing in stupid conspiracy theories spread by a bitter defector

literally cannot feel anything with a 'dom

>>71772892
bollocks

my first time couldnt even get hard

stop chatting shit

>>71772933
It's to keep out diseases too mang

If she asks just say you wanna be safe and leave it at that

>>71772913
Yeah but what if he is just THAT lonely

>>71772717
>>71772834
If I were you I would go down on her after making out and touching for about 5-10 mins if she hasn't already going down on you. That way you can have a closer look at her vag and might help you work out what you should be doing. Also it helps to show dominance if you make that move.

When you're down there just root around softly sort of animalistically and lightly spread her lips with your nose and mouth to help get her wet and work out what her vagina is like. If you keep going up to the top you will probably work out where her clit is (sort of under that hood thing where her pussy lips meet at the top) and you can start playing with it gently. Remember, if you start soft and then slowly get a bit more vigorous you will feel her get wetter and wetter and more horny for your cock. The more of this you do, the more likely she is to come!

Whilst you are down there you can start to finger her as well once she gets wet enough and if you do that it won't be so hard to get your dick in there when it is time to do so. Remember, most girls know that boys won't be able to guide the cock in to the vagina as accurately as they will so suggest to her something like "put me inside of you" when you feel like it's time and if you say it subtly and sexily enough it won't sound awkward at all.

Also remember, she has no idea you are a virgin and won't do even if you are awkward since most boys are a bit during sex anyway so as long as you don't say it and allow yourself to be passionate with her I'm sure you'll have a great time. Good luck!

>>71772968
This. Although whenever I bed a slag I'm drunk, and my biological impulse takes over and I keep trying to cajole them into letting me bareback smash. It actually works a lot of the time. Quite lucky I've got no STDs or bastards tbph

>>71773006
le no god except orgasm
fuck off straight back to hell you hedonistic cunt

>>71772986
erm, fuck drumpf and fuck white people, xox

wonder if i should go for the cute freckled innocent virgin gyally in my friend group

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Cannot STAND this man.

only came to /brit/ in 2016 but i call others newfags and redditors all the time wahey

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71773043

If you shag slags with a Johnny you're an absolute wet mong

>>71773020
Not something I'd start telling the town about lad
>>71773043
>with your nose
Stopped reading there

>>71773030
Her brow ridge is legit heavyweight boxer tier. Frightening looking

>>71772834
I have carried on after cumming before and either the girl doesn't notice or is flattered by it. If you can keep going she honestly won't give a fuck since it shows willingness to make her cum.

been browsing several subcultures throughout 4chan (generals tend to have these)

what I noticed was that many generals have occasional or regular female posters

strange that our subculture- the de facto capital of British culture on 4chan, has 0 females. i think we had a yank bird a while ago but that's about it. and Monica doesn't count as a girl

what is it about /brit/ that can't attract female posters? is our culture threatening to them?

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>>71773043

>>71773043
Thanks for advice, feel a bit better about it all now

>>71773098
Are you talking about /vg/?

Might watch the barca match tbqh

>>71773084
Surprised you got that far you unsophisticated, passionless, frigid moron.

fuck this i'm just going to read a book
enjoy your tranny

>>71773088
Are you a lookism lad?

>>71773111
Don't say "put me inside of you", just use your hand to guide it and go slow

>>71773116
not necessarily. most boards on 4chan have generals and subcultures like that now

>>71773098
There's a female British general on /cgl/

>>71773098
>the de facto capital of British culture on 4chan
umm no sweetie, that's Brit/pol/

>>71773098
we dont encourage roasties and their beta orbiters, thats for more pathetic corners of the internet like /cgl/, twitch and discord

>>71773043
get a fucking grip

>>71773135
Yeh

>>71773098
Have you considered that the female posters here are smart enough to not mention their gender because they know what happens if they do?

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>>71773127
>only true highborn gentlemen such as myself know to stimulate the clitoorus with my snout
>the ladies love having a man's snot hole in their vag hmm yes indeed

>>71773152
*surreptitiously opens /cgl/*
Ah yes costume play

Lads put ITV2 on now, this bloke LITERALLY has no neck

>>71773098
which generals/boards/subcultures have the most women?

I'm guessing the anime boards

>Be me last year.
>Decide to go night-fishing in the canal behind the house I'm living in.
>Truck backed up to canal.
>Blue-tooth playing some youtube videos or whatever.
>Catfish, Carp, and Bluegill are hitting nicely.
>Fucking 95 degrees at 2am.
>Suddenly cool breeze.
>Hear some voice coming from farther down the canal.
>Sounds like someone being choked out.
>Kill my lights, kill the music.
>Hear a voice whisper like it's in the back of my truck "Go home."
>nope the fuck out of there.
>Next morning go back to same spot.
>There's some sort of bloody mess.
>Something tore a duck apart.

>Be me, working at shitty local giant retailer.
>Get off work at 10pm.
>Walking to truck, have to park in the BACK of the fucking parking lt because one of the managers is a dick.
>Fucking 99 degrees at 10pm.
>Dude rolls up to be on his bike wearing a trench coat, beanie, winter gloves, and fat cigar hanging out his mouth.
>"Yo brotha feds are after me, got any change so I can power my way home?"
>Hand him the 38 cents of change in my pocket.
>"You're pretty chill man, careful who you work for, we all work for someone. Off to mars my brotha!"
>He books it towards the main road.
>Never see him again.

>Uncles who have lived in the boonies for years tell me stories of creatures and things in the night.
>One uncle swears he's seen something large and hulking creeping around the Globe Dump when he was a teenager.
>Other tells me that he's seen strange planes/ships in the skies over Superstition Mountain.
>Same one tells us that he's seen a chupacabra on his land, and that it looks a bit like a gargoyle.

>>71773179
Thought so buddy boyo

>>71773220
That's a boot though

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just root around softly sort of animalistically and lightly spread her lips with your nose

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>London

>>71773147
Would only suggest something like that to avoid awkwardly poking around her crotch area the first time. Perhaps saying something more suiting to her mood or not saying anything at all but getting her to do it by hinting physically.

Usually though it shouldn't matter too much. If you are both naked and have been playing with each other, sex will be a certain so even if there is a bit of awkwardness about actual penetration it won't matter since you should be feeling good about being in that situation at all!

https://vimeo.com/197854168

https://vimeo.com/197854168

https://vimeo.com/197854168

>>71773243
Cgl by far
Its like 70% girls
20% benders and 10% orbiters

>>71773175
I regularly do 'get a fucking grip'

From my girlfriends tight pussy lips on my erect cock.

>>71773245
Shan't
>>71773273
Don't know a single lad who doesn't miss the target occasionally. Life isn't a porno

>>71773287
every single torture in the history of mankind was justified

>>71773263
BRAP BRAP LONDON BLUD PENG TING

Feel like brumtown is exploding in relevance over the last little while

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Giving up drinking alcohol for Lent lads

I hope I become a better man

>>71773246
>those zygomatic arches
>that facial stature
>that chin breadth and stature
>that broad neurocranium

Just androgen my shit up familia

>>71773260
A good 3 hours

just witnessed the gf go from normal to laughing so hard she started crying, to bawling her eyes out

>>71773151
Oh, well if there is a girl here then they'd either get ignored or just spammed for tits and even then the conversation would change quickly because of how fast this place is. I mentioned /vg/ because their slow generals are unified by shared hobbies, it's like a sub-subculture where girls can easily attention whore because their communities are kinda small.

>>71773215
>having a perpetually runny nose
>not being literate enough to read 'nose and mouth'
>having no sexual experience to put in any input on the subject except immature primary school jokes

t.virgin

giving up nothing for lent because I'm not a catholic

>>71773342
you shouldn't drink alcohol to begin with

>>71773342
my attempt at dry march ended at 2pm today

whoops

>>71773332
How senpai

>>71773362
Ahh yes truly a valuable edition to the workforce

>>71773362
don;t care

>>71773362
you could have stopped this

>>71773343
Legit looks like she blasts anavar

>>71773098
think there are some women here, sometimes they mention it when relevant

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I want to rest my head on a lady's bum lads

Alright boyos.

Just popping in to say hapus Ddydd Gŵyl Dewi from burger land. Sorry I can't spend it with you lads.

>>71773422
what if she let rip a stinker

>>71773422
*gapes arsehole*

how about a fat autistic virgin? will i do?

>>71773098
hahaha

haha

ha?

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*steals your digestives*
*runs away*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI81dAvScgA

man these gimmicks is awfully nasty
and these gimmicks get posted badly
either way theres a new tim today
put your butthole on display and ruin /brit/

and these irishmen posting gays
and these autists keep posting trains
slagtits
posting all her body bits
photoshop a funny face and ruin /brit/

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>>71773461
good lad

>>71773318
Quite right, also when it's a slightly drunk encounter or just plain excitement both of you are a bit sloppy unlike porno where they are in a brightly lit room with repeated takes and people around them dictating how to do it right for the camera. Sounds like an awful job and experience. Much rather a bit of clumsiness and laughter than that

girl i last had sex with farted several times

>>71773287
Hmm how did you find this

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>THERE ARE UGLY GIRLS ON /BRIT/ RIGHT NOW

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and another welsh frog for my /brit/ frog collection

>>71773566
a thread in the catalogue

>>71773583
Post your yank toads senpaitchu

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>>71773606
i only have a few

>>71773098
i reckon there's a couple

>>71773575
doubt it

/brit/ is a failed normie general- meaning most of us are average or a little above average looking, just with shit autistic social skills and little motivation, confidence or energy

would apply for girls too

>>71773636
an average looking girl just has to not be a complete cunt to get a nice guy

>>71773636
fuck donald drumpf. we are le enlightened le euphoric le soldiers. we are le significant. le le. le.

>>71773342
gave up wanking

have already prayed for strength lmao

lol why would women come to this shite heap.
*quickly tucks hair into hat*

>>71773463
even better
>>71773466
no sorry lad

there aren't any girls here, don't be silly

*fgm's myself*

>>71773636
you can't generalise, depending on the time and day it can vary from deno/normie central to literal autist retards late at night

Haven't been on 4chan for several years, what's with all the feels good man frogs?

Dont even want to imagine the absolute state youd have to be in as a girl on 4chan

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>>71773583
got loads of them lad

im a girl(male) so im sure there are more here

>>71773730
runt

i love you sugar daddy

who was that lass from kent

never once convinced a girl to send me naked pictures

any tips?

Blacked, Tushy or Vixen; which is better?

>>71773665
if she's on /brit/, she likely IS a complete cunt

would've alienated all of her friends from school and is probably a dry hateful harpy to any deanos that approach her while also hating redditor white knights (her ideal bf would likely be some kind of pretty shy anime boy who don't really exist)

>>71773809
kentqt

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>>71773809
k e n t

q
t

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What books you lot reading then?

>>71773832
heh

>>71773730
/pol/ is the new /b/ mixed with reddit who literally worship sadfrog, who is now called Pepe or Kek depending which board you visit

rained for the whole fucking day

>>71773880
well someone has to mention it

what the fuck is wrong with that toast?

>>71773832
*presses magnifying glass very close to this post*

/brit/ is genuinely shite now

>>71773832
i am a pretty shy anime boy

>>71773841
>>71773861
defo not qt, maybe meh after a couple of snakebites

>visit the /cgl/ britgirl thread
>it's full of eceleb drama

I'd expect women to be like that but to be fair brit/pol/ is exactly like that too.

>>71773575
alri

>>71773676
You're a braver man then I

>>71773938
>brit/pol/
Used to think it would be safe as the rest of /pol/ went down the shitter until it became tripfag celebrity central.

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time to remind the newfags what a quality post looks like

>>71773880
>trophy wife
>perfect toast

hmmmm decisions decisions

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really makes me think

>>71773917
>t. Shitefart McArseShart

>>71773966
genuinely addicted to tugging off

needed an excuse to try and cut down desu

madting how the only good place on the music board is bleep

>>71773880
Blood Meridian

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don't think I'm getting a 1st this year lads

2:1 masters better than a 1st BSc right?

/brit/? more like /yank/ am I right lads?

>>71773978
Go on, I'm waiting

>>71773917
TRNH /brit/ is 10x's worse
It uses to be totes comfy

>>71774031
>going on /mu/

runt

>>71774044
why don't yanks have their own general? contain them

>>71773880
rowan of rin

>>71773931
NEED to take kentqt and feed her to obesity levels

the weatherman said there was a bad storm coming my way today

well it's sunny and 70

the weatherman is a fucking liar

gave up drugs for lent
gonna be a long 40 days

>>71774020
You can always have lots of sex

If I was a girl and I posted on /brit/, I'd probably never mention that I was a girl.

>>71774065
thats what i was saying
the only ok thread on /mu/
is bleep

>>71774111
everyone would just think you're a trap anyway

giving up the past tense for lend

>>71774111
I'd probably post my feet or whatever to tease the boys a bit desu but they wouldn't know for sure if I was a girl.

forgot how good 5-htp is

been sleeping like an absolute log

business idea: spend the rest of the thread wishing we were girls

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>>71771662
Daily reminder he was your last legitime king

>>>/cgl/9373671

>>71774181
no king or queen is legitimate

>>71774084
have sex once a day/every other day with the gf

still can't stop wanking la

Nothing wrong with the blacks

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>no king or queen is legitimate

Thinking about giving up alcohol for lent but I know it'll be really shit :(((((((((((((((((((
i literally cannot go club unless im drunk at most it'd be drinking coke at pres or pub and coming home, for a month and a half

ah yes, the sound of rain against my window

>>71774181
cromwell tried to save us

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Daily reminder he was our last legitime king

is gta5 online play worth 30bucks

>>71774223
Move on to MDMA lad

>>71774209
Your poor willy..

always feel a bit disgusting after anal

poo juices all over my cock isn't that nice

>>71774219
help help! I'm being hatposted!

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Time to start watching 'nime, laddies.

>>71774253
good post


>>71774282
>>71774282
>>71774282
>>71774282

NEW

>>71774266
i'm entrusting it to god now

>>71774310
Shan't

>>71774242
By inviting the Jews back into England?

old NEW:

>>71771695

>>71774402
>>71774402
>>71774402

>thread wars
Oh for fuck sake I'll just wait then.

>>71774428
Oh just fuck off

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH