AMERICAN LOBSTERS CUCK SWEDEN

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CLAWED

PINCED

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No words

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>the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster

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BIG
AMERICAN
CLAWS

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SNIBBED.COM

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SWEDEN YES

EVEN LOBSTERS KEK THE ETERNAL SWEDE

its because of your disgusting disease

some retard decided to import them and it spread everywhere through rivers

>>71759940
fucking hell, those lobsters have aids too?

>>71759940
Maybe your lobsters should learn to stop being such bitches.

The weak should fear the strong.

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KEKED UNDER THE SEA

BIG
AMERICAN
LOBSTAH

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>american lobsters are literally stealing swedish girls

>>71759976
its similar to the stain of shit called multiculturalism that oozes from your country

>>71760173
sweden is more multicultural my islamic friend

>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,”

hypocrites

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>>71759749
Too bad Swedes can't enjoy the delicious lobster.

http://www.thesunniway.com/articles/item/240-is-eating-lobster-halal-or-haram

>>71760185
because of your cultural influence

>>71760327
You are grasping for straws m8

>>71760327
To be fair I don't think most swedes even care.

>>71759749
happens here as well

some idiot put a batch of lobsters in a lake and they escape only to start cucking local lobsters

>>71760347
Why? If americans had never given the rights to niggers they would still be seen as savages in europe

>>71760173
If Sweden cant stop a few dumb Somalis from conquering your entire country, you deserve to go extinct.

>>71760373
amerilobsters stealing all the european girls

>>71759749
Good.

Next tasks: introducing those fat American cockroaches, and sowing poison ivy everywhere.

>>71760327
Didn't you guys also imported a bunch of shrimp so you can have your parties where you wear funny little hats?

>>71760381
but Europe outlawed slavery before we did.

>>71760327
multiculturalism didn't even come from america my man. america is a melting pot which is different in the sense that you are expected to adopt american culture and values

>>71760443
modern multishitism came from trudeauland

>>71760327
We didn't force you to absorb our media and culture. Take responsibility for your own problems man.

>>71759940
>not even salt water
fucking disgusting for them to be in your shit rivers

somebody shoop a lobster with his claw around a swedish woman pls

USA is #1 in noxious weeds. Not only poison ivy and poison oak, but also puncture vine whose spiky seeds are so hard they puncture car tires.

Unfortunately it is forbidden to import viable seeds of these. Wouldn't it be nice if someone was able to smuggle in a shitload of them, and spread them in the right neighbourhoods?

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>the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>be swedish
>GET LOBSTERED

BIG

AMERICAN

LOBSTER

COCK

Leave sweden alone! Why are you always ganging up on sweden?

this is an awful and disrespectful thread

but I will allow it since swedes are fucking cunts that deserve all the shit they get

>>71761703
because they are a humanitarian superpower

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>>71759940
Americlaps introduced Cane toads here and they went feral

>>71761850
You introduced them to Australia yourself you muppet

>>71761879
How's that happen

>>71761850
cane toads? don't their glands contain a potent hallucinogen?

lmao how do you get cucked by lobsters

>>71761990
they were put in the fields to kill insects on farms but instead they just bred out of control

American grey squirrel does the same here
they're bigger than the native red squirrel and eat all the food so the red ones starve and die

BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

>Even American wildlife acts like niggers

>>71761850
>>71761879

made me laugh way harder than it should have

>>71763897
clawed.com

>>71763804
Yeah, the cane beatle,

But hey, now we eat them as well.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-08/harvey-bait-factory-churning-out-cane-toad-sausages/8248676

>>71763849
No the main reason for dying red squirrels is the diseases carried by the grey ones

Swedes fear the amerilobster

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Swedish people are now unironically losing their girls to American lobsters.

They'll never ever recover from this.

>>71759749
yabby innit

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bump

never ever let the swedes recover from this

>ask the eu for help over getting cucked by lobsters

>>71760373
>happens here as well
no no no

bad things only happen in sweden

t. /pol/

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swedish people need the fucking european union for help over LOBSTERS

how can one country be this pathetic

Are they going to declare a jihad against the american lobsters next?

>>71761165
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel
Poison ivy, oak, sumac have nothing on 'the apples of death'

BIG
BLACK
AMERICAN
LOBSTERS
POUND
PETITE
SWEDE

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>swedish women get wet over big american lobster cock

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THEY'RE BRINGING DEATH
THEY'RE BRINGING DISEASE
THEY'RE INVASIVE SPECIES
AND SOME, I ASSUME, TASTE OK

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>Thread about cuckoldry
Gee I wonder what country the OP of this thread is from

>>71768082
Just let it die out

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>...American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster, brings dangers to European lobsters.

Dangers like diabetes and cardiovascular disease, I'd imagine

We already had an invasion of crawfish that wiped out the native species

I should know, I fish the fuckers out of the lake every single year since I was like 5

>>71768900
BBALPPS? I don't get it.

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>This vile disease is literally an everyday occurrence in America

Holy shit

Keep your 3rd world poopfood out of our waters, OK?

>>71770474
This is NOT the picture I posted

What the fuck even is that? Creepy

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Shit man this is giving me PTSD, its like the squirrels all over agains.
Stay strong Sweden

>>71762301
i think not, different toad

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>>71770616

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>>71771355

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>americans in charge of protecting wildlife

Not surprising considering they casually slaughtered literally billions of birds.

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>>71771644
And humans.

Can anyone stop their hideous march of death?

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>>71771600
just walk away. it's no use

>>71769986
Underrated

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>Americans are proud of being an Asia-tier country that destroys the environment
>they also project their cuck fetishes onto other countries over it

>>71770503
>What the fuck even is that?

Looks like a young asian man

>>71771644
>Europeans critizing Americans for not protecting wildlife

lmao, the amount of species that have gone extinct in North America during human history is fucking nothing compared to the damage Europeans inflicted to their natural ecosystem.

>>71770503

When posts are made on different boards at the exact same time the pictures are sometimes swaped. I know this because 2 animes lads sucking each other off replaced a picture i posted on /brit/ one time and they all called me a bender.

>>71767511
It's just a meme bro

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>>71771967
The thumbnail should be the only thing that changes. Now my whole picture shows a guy looking at me.

I can't even post the real thing because it says "Error: Duplicate file exists". I don't think I'll be using this image again.

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>this entire thread

>>71770474
WTF that's racist! You deserve to get LOBSTER'd

>>71767511
Sweden is bullied harder than others because leftists in the US always cite Sweden as the defacto example of progressivism and socialism working and pump up the country like it's some sort of utopia with 0 problems.

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well im glad the only invasive lobsters in my country come from Britain

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>>71759940
>Bigger and better lobsters
Just fucking eat them and export the rest to other arab countries as delicacies you dumb fuck.

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>>71772248

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>>71760173
>>71760327
>>71767511
>>71771644
>>71771826
>this insecurity
What's with all the europeans in this thread taking this "crab cucking incident" personally?

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>>71759749
rip sweden

>>71759749
the yank lobsters must be destroyed

>>71760381
they had rights here before yankland

>>71772736
Hmmmm

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>the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster
>slightly larger and different in colour

>>71772716
Actually Europe isn't a country and I have no more reason to care about Sweden than you do, epic banter though my friend upvoted

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>lobster'd

>>71769986
kek

>>71771967
bender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shBdbm7BNw0
KEK LOBSTER

>>71772736
Me on the left.

>>71772736
hey is the one in the middle taken :^)

https://youtu.be/FwQHANi5qEQ
RIP swedeland
1492 - 2017

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>>71759749

>American big lobsters are cucking the Swede

sounds like the american cockroach story all over again.

>>71759749

Sweden should really be more tolerant and less racist. Let the foreign lobsters stay.

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BIG AMERICAN LOBSTER

ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ˢʷᵉᵈᵉ ᶫᵒᵇˢᵗᵉʳ

>>71770262
Enjoy your funny little hat.

>>71771600
I run over those fuckers all the time when I drive to work, how is it that difficult for you guys?

>>71772716
Europeans can talk shit but screech autistically when they get hit back.

>>71771719
>And humans
WWI and WWII?

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>>71772143
>American humor

poo poo
pee pee

>>71776310
This

>>71759749
American lobster is shit tier compared to Swedish lobster when it comes to flavour.

t. fishing industry worker

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>>71759749
youre down clubbing when this lobster pinches your girls ass

what do you do?

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delete this thread NOW

>>71772269
>better

American lobster is not even a third as expensive as Swedish lobster even though we have to fly it here.

It's second rate lobster only fit for poorfags.

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>>71777680
In US immigrants gather lobsters for highly educated people.

In Sweden highly educated people gather lobsters for immigrants.

Maybe that has something to do with cheaper prices, hmm?

>>71774978
I only fish for em. Hate eating them. I leave that to my relatives.

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>>71771644
We are good at keeping the wildlife in check when we need to.

pls save the swedish crabs

>>71770055
DRINKY

lmao how do you get cucked by lobsters

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

>>71778743
Curious, what's up with the funny little hat?

>>71781419
It's not funny.

What's funny about it? Is it ok to laugh at ancient tradition? no? you fucking idiot?

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>>71781419
Optional. The big smiling face is obligatory though.

Also if you live in Göteborg you don't remove the poop-chute. Disgusting people, the Geats.

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>>71781566
Out of all the things that I thought would trigger yes swede, I would had never thought this would had done it.

>>71781354
m8 this is embarrassing having amerilobsters steal your girls

>>71776310
So basically /int/ humor, retarded cunt.

>>71781605
>Optional.
weird, i thought it was mandatory.

>The big smiling face is obligatory though.
I get depressed when I get drunk, so that's a tough.

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>>71759940
>some retard decided to import them and it spread everywhere through rivers
You mean lobsters or Somalians?

>>71759749
>“They pose several potential risks for native species, competing for space and resources, they can interbreed with local species and produce hybrid species, which we don’t know will be viable or not,"
Gee, this statement probably applies somewhere else too.

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>>71781847

>>71781917
globalisation is basically americanisation, and there are more kikes in ameriga than in israhell, what a cohencidence...

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>>71781917
You know it.

>It's another "America ruins the world" episode

War when? Either we stop them or we all die!

>>71781847
Somalians can't swim
https://youtu.be/vqJKCxhWSHw

>>71782246
>can't swim
>sink your own boat
Natural selection at its best

>>71781566
>ancient tradition
But it's not
>>71781605
I find it hard to believe Geats eat the poop chute. No one does that.

>>71778585
I don't know what you are on about all I know is that Swedish lobster is best.

>>71781670
Crayfish, semlor and a few other things can make Swedes defensive for some reason.

>>71783268
Would had been great to know about it a bit earlier. All those triggers i missed in all the yes sweden threads.

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excellent thread

>>71783770
I'd be flattered if someone made fun of Sweden in a manner which actually annoys me instead of all these weird forced memes

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>>71784194
Your "tacos" are total dog shit.

>>71760216
Ayy lmao

>>71783134
yes they do

>>71783134
Geat/Bohuslänning here. We mostly do, it's generally women and sissies (i.e. Swedes/Cuckholmare) who don't.

As you say in sweden: A little shit cleans the stomach

>>71785117
>tfw we forced you to eat our shit for so long that you developed a palette for it

Do you use grenades as alarm clocks too?

LPBP

SNIBETTI

>>71759749
>sweden overrun by scum of the sea

Almonds activated

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>>71784251
At best, that could be considered a tostadas lunchables.

wtf Sweden

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>>71791069

>>71760327
>>71760381
>>>>>Swedish education

Yikes

>It may be much sought after in restaurants but Sweden does not want the American crustacean to darken EU waters in case it spreads diseases and kills off its smaller cousin.

>Wildlife experts say the American lobster, which may also be slightly larger and different in colour to the native European lobster, brings dangers to European lobsters.

Hmmm


Yall niggas gonna stop foreign lobsters from taking over your country but not people lmfao

>>71784138
Iceland can't be counted as valid, 100 american tourists googling cuckold porn while on vacation would cause statistics to show "30 out of 100,000 Icelanders watch cuckold porn"

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24 HOURS OF AMERILOBSTER KEKING

>>71759828
Criminally underrated post, friend.

>>71759749
>Overrun with tastier, bigger lobsters
>bad
Sweden deserves to be overrun by Muslims.

>>71781419
I'm from småland and I've never seen anyone wear a "funny hat" during a crayfish party. It's just like a normal get-together for the clan except with loads of crayfish.