/cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJBzhcSWTk
drumpfkins btfo

>>71757682
he'll never recover now

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>>71757682

If the greeks were so smart how so that Greece is such a shithole.

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>>71757682
Score one for the millennia dead philosophers. Has Trump finally been stumped?

Business idea:
Create a law that only says
>Women can run a business
despite no evidence of them not being able to do so, and acquire more of

business idea: make a building that is nothing but a humongous empty room that goes on for miles in every direction

Being a normie is more fun than playing video games desu

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>say something ironically
>get called a fatherless homo
>tfw its actually true

>>71757711
They are just Turk rapebabbies now, little to do with those ancients.

>>71757732

why are you here

go be a normie on FB

>>71757746
I don't use Facebook desu

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I have a Spanish analytical essay due Friday and I'm wasting my time here.

business idea: construct an infinite universe consisting only of small rooms containing randomly generated text books.

>>71757771
>spain
there's your problem lad

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I can feel my social skills deteriorate by the day from the loneliness
I had friends once

>>71757771
Just ask then next USA flag. There's a 50% chance they're a Mexican.

business idea:

/cum/ field trip to the bay area to watch a baseball game

>>71757800
we're 78% white

>>71757788
>tfw too stupid to get into STEM but somehow got accepted into uni cause I took a bunch of tacotalk classes.

Well, I only have myself to blame.

>>71757808
how about Seattle instead?

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Many such cases

>>71757814
If you include Mestizos.
>>71757808
Good idea. I'd go.

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>>71757814
>including hispanics

>>71757817
I feel for ya

Mormons

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>>71757824
take this

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>>71757820

>m's

ehhhhhhhh

>>71757844
Jesus H. Christ almighty Lord in Heaven is that real?

>being mexistizo
>not calling yourself white so you don't get deported after filling a census

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>>71757860

>he doesnt know

>>71757808
>part of /cum/ is too poor to afford it
>other part can't be away from mommy that long
>remaining /cum/stains attending will be very autistic for the most part

Sounds like fun

>>71757871
haha, memes

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Sup guys

>>71757871
This hurts famn, please stop.
I don't even follow the Mariners that closely and yet I still feel

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>>71757864
Congratulations

>>71757900

>I don't even follow the Mariners that closely

does anyone in washington?

>>71757808
Everyone is always welcome in Pittsburgh desu. The buccos are da bomb

>>71757908
Nobody should follow a team owned by the likes of Nintendo that doesn't try to buy a championship.

Alright buds I'm going to bed
Good night

>>71757833
Whats worse is I can't switch major or add in another one. If i were to do so I'd be adding in another 3+ years into schooling. Fucking academic advising keeps on pressuring me to stay and tells me lies that foreign language majors become engineers and sheeiit.

>>71757908
yeah, there's probably more than you think.
I've got a few friends that absolutely refuse to miss any game

The only place I've ever been called mestizo is on 4chan

I asked several of my classmates if they knew what that word meant and they had no idea

Makes you ponder

>>71757914

PNC park is top tier

but Id have to go all the way across the country

>>71757926

the Dodgers have tried to buy a championship and failed over half a dozen times

>>71757942
At least the dodgers try. They're still profitable trying too.

>>71757926
>On April 27, 2016, Nintendo of America issued a press release stating it would sell most shares it held of Seattle Mariners ownership to First Avenue Entertainment limited partnership. Nintendo retained a 10% ownership of the team after the sale was completed in August 2016.

Even Nintendo betrays them...

>>71757952

fuck the dodgers, tbqh

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>>71757939
t. Calpamulatto

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>>71757932
>foreign language majors become engineers
Wat

>>71757983
Probably depends on experience and other relevant education. Potentially, you can be an English major and get accepted to a medical school (I don't recommend doing so).

>>71757983
I think that's what he meant by "lies"

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>current year
>not living in the Eastern Temperate Forests

I don't know whether to laugh or pity you.

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>>71758062
/comfy/

>>71758062
>He doesn't live in the most BIOLOGICALLY DIVERSE state in the UNION

>>71758062

NW forested mountains MASTER RACE reporting in

>>71757983
I shit you not, the academic advisors here are fucking morons. They propagate students by telling them lies just to prevent them from going into STEM. But then again STEM programs at my uni is overcrowded and underfunded so there that. The only silver lining to this is I sort of get an "easy pass" on my useless major cause I'm one of the few dumbass Asians that is majoring in Espanol.

>>71758062
feels good

>>71758088
Hawaii?

Wouldn't mind wrestling alligators and taping their mouths 2bh

>>71758094

>hongcouver
>asian

checks out

Mediterranean climate is the objectively the best climate.

>>71758111
GABAGOOL

why cant it be march 3rd yet

>>71758166
Because I have an exam then
Fug off

tfw no money for zorldo

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Would making states into Commonwealths be a good idea?

>>71758180
The midwest is actually the great lakes region

>>71758180
horrible

>>71758180

>arkansas

>>71758187
You don't want Ohio and Michigan in the same commonwealth.

>>71758200
>somehow gets stuck to Texas like a retarded little brother
Nice

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Blasian master race

>>71758223

should be oklahoma

>>71758180
I made this a while back on a full out map, if anybody cares to see the whole thing I'll post it, it's pretty autismo tho

>>71758243
I was going to say that but that is burger bantz, would be wrong to intrude.

>>71758248
Do it

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>>71758180
>>71758248
>extra autismo for me

>northern california
>cascadia
stop doing this

>>71758241
>lower chance of AIDS
>IQ above 85

I hope the chinks fuck them over some more so the non-white solidarity meme will die.

>>71758278

the farther north is literally oregon lite

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>>71758260
>Cuba

>>71758260
Atlantica should be the Washington DC-Connecticut corridor

>>71758293
you could argue as low shasta, but not all the way down to san francisco

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>>71758346

the north bay(above SF) is chock full of trees

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>that Finn who makes anti-white american threads every night like clockwork

From Santa Clarita and in watching Santa Clarita Diet. If you want a decent look at suburban white SoCal it's a decent picture. We obviously eat more human flesh though.

Somewhat relevant question: are there any shows or movies that depict your hometown or region?

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>that anon who challenged me to make another thread

>>71758402

King of the hill and Stand By Me

Im serious

>>71758260
get idaho and the eastern parts of washington, oregon and california out of cascadia NOW

>>71758414
I've never seen Stand By Me so I'll check it out.

>>71758264
just call me autistic already will you

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>>71758426

>Ive never seen stand by me

fuck is wrong with you

>>71758440
You've shown me the light, bud.

>>71758431
No

>>71758402
>Degrassi
>Orphan Black
Yes, none are any good though.

>>71758457
>begs to be called autistic
>refused
WELCOME TO CANADA

>>71758478
My best friends retarded Hispanic gf likes Orphan Black so that's something.

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>It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant.
>I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

>>71758384
im so sorry for my countrymen
i feel like getting a name to differentiate my self from those lowlifes

>>71758543
Don't apologize. Everywhere has shitheads.

>>71758402
>hometown
The Sopranos, minus the amount of killing and with more bagels and pizza

>current region
Easily King of the Hill mixed with more Mexicans

>>71758564

EYO PAULIE

>>71758511
BIG
LEAFY
MEDIA

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>>71758264
have fun with my unfinished autismo lads, i was planning on separating most of siberia to random almost warlord type ares but 3lazy

>>71758594
You make insanely popular toddler cartoons. It's actually odd how good you are at it. My nephew loves Paw Patrol.

>>71758607
>Dutch somehow get Alsace Lorraine
Just like Empire: TW

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>>71758635
ED
EDD
& EDDY

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>>71758667
Excellent show.

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how accurate is this for Canada?

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>there's no point learning a language other than english

>>71758607
In what kind of mindset should one view this map?

>>71758683
That could be anywhere in America

>>71758652
fuckin right m8, idk uh, let's just say the french wanted to annex wallonia and declared war and lost and that was part of the treaty idfk

is the guy who had trouble with dark souls 2 still here
my char should be same level as you now
if you need help with anything tell me,

>>71758683
applies for a good 50% of canada

great show btw

>>71758683
Basically everywhere in Canada outside of our "major" cities.

>>71758708

Karen best girl

>>71758698
very, very, very unrealistically, mainly just very imperialistic, also unfinished as fuck i still plan on african colonies and siberian warlords and shit so ye

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How can I make life exciting again /cum/? I just do the same shit every single day. I want to see /cum/ honestly, but my job won't let me travel

Reminder that you're not special but it doesn't mean your without value.

>>71758683
It's Saskatchewan outside of the cities.

>>71758722
when i was younger i thought lacy was cute as fuck, but now i'd be more inclined to agree with you

>>71758755
Lies, you ARE special, because you're you, and there's only one you

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>>71758755
there's no one like me

>>71758747
what is stopping from traveling, no long holidays?

>>71758747
Is that an onahole? I've never seen one.

also, you can take a vacation maybe? Or if you don't feel like your current job is very good, look for a new one

>>71758773
the internet has shown there's someone out that there looks very like you and lots of people like you in personality

science has also proven snowflakes can be identical

>>71758773
Nope. There are 7 billion humans. You're irrelevant but you are valuable if you want to be.

>>71758797

nationwide travel isnt cheap

>>71758818
[spoiler]Yes and it's just like the one I have[/spoiler]

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>cant get a fucking job

>>71758832
always funny when people try to spoiler on boards where spoilering makes zero sense

>>71758831
keep an eye out for canceled flights and leave on a whim
or just look for a cheap 'hole' in the flights pricing on momondo
i payed 350 for my flights to new york

>>71758837
still looking too

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Guys, as some of you may know, I've been working at Chipotle for just a few months, and in those few months I've become quite the guacamole thief... Even after they made me kitchen manager.

Well today we got audited...

They looked over the books and mentioned we were low on our guacamole sales projection... They're onto me bros.

>>71758821
>>71758826
7 billion humans, some may be similar to near identical in appearance of personality, but no one will ever be you. 1 of 1 desu, and you can be as great or not great as you want. You don't have to do special things to be special, you just have to b urself

>>71758837
SMELLY
DUMB
MAPLENIGGER
SCUM

>>71758868
gaaaaaaaaaaay

>>71758747
Try doing different things

>>71758866

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-YsjMxKzc

>>71758866
you're going to get fired or forced to become slave labour at a guacamole factory

>>71758865
that's surprisingly reassuring

>>71758877
>he doesn't know
hhhhhh

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>listen to music
>get chills over your body

You're not special, buds. I'm telling you out of love.

post comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1s_3CF07k

>>71758900
I'm already a fucking slave, I produce 90% of the guacamole for my store. We make everything from scratch so we slice, scoop, mash, and mix every bit of guacamole every 24 hrs, no more.

Do you know how fucking long it takes to make enough guacamole projected to feed 500+ people a day?

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>>71758931
>tfw you know in your heart you aren't good at anything or unique in any way

>>71758934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67NrE-4KOZo

>>71758949
like 20 minutes?

i know nothing about guacamole. also don't most people who work at food stores steal food? doesn't most of it get thrown out anyways?

>>71758951
It's okay. Find something you're okay at it and ride the waves of mediocrity.

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>everyone in family is either dead or doing crystal meth

>>71758934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZwzLhxuAw

If I wanted to see hentai for a certain character where would I go

>>71759020

sadpanda or gelbooru

cmon guy, theres a whole board for this

>>71759020
gaia online

>>71759020
i would post varg here but im too lazy

>>71759032
worked
thanks lad

>>71758963
>like 20 minutes?
x9
>don't most people who work at food stores steal food?
Yes, which is why I didn't think it'd be a big deal, but apparently since we actually make real food, all by scratch, but charge premium fast food prices, we only make money certain things such a the guacamole, our chicken, and steak. Everything else we lose money on, but make bank on those three that it more than makes up for it.

If you've never been to Chipotle, it's basically the Mexican equivalent to a sub sandwich shop like Subway or Jimmy Johns, only actually fresh ingredients.

You pick your base which you pay for, everything else is "free", then you go down the line picking what you want, so naturally pigs will be pigs and grab a little of everything, so we don't make money on that shit, it gets thrown out, but those first three get reused the next day.

>>71759037
Classic

>>71758934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7O7y5nh-mo
>>71758879
No way man, always hold onto that in your heart, you're the only you, and in all of human history you will be the only you to ever exist, whether you're remembered or not.

I'm about to purchase one of those 4chen passes 2bh

used to go to school with an edgy neo nazi kid and his last name was cohen

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>>71757668

i once lied to a croatian girl on interpals about literally everything about me for like half a year, around 6 years ago

she still keeps sending me emails in my birthday and in christmas

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>>71759170
just made me sad

>>71759170
is she qt? how old is she

>>71759170
I used to lie to my ex gf about fighting with my family. In hindsight i'm glad I broke up with her, would have been awkward to explain that I love my family and they never did anything wrong to me. I don't even know why I lied

>>71759201
I used to make pointless lies to my ex also. Shit like I've gotten expelled from school and been in a gang. I thought it made me cool. In hindsight I'm glad it didn't work out with her because now I value honesty to the utmost with the woman I'm dating now

>>71759170
All I do is lie on there, I don't know how you can even carry on with a grill without lying extensively.

>>71759236
>tfw you actually catch feelings for a girl and she comes to see you expecting your lies to be truth
what will you do

>>71759170
subhuman shitskin trash :/

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>>71759170

>>71759255
>what will you do

Realize it was never the World that fucked you, it was yourself all along, and that none of us deserve a god damn thing and should just be hanging by our necks in our fucking closets.

I'm making me another drink.

>>71759266
subhuman nordcuck barbarian

I grew a beard and now I look like a hipster fag.

>>71759308
Go fuck some dumb SJW

>>71759255
I don't lie too big, if that ever happens I'll have a sitcom-esque time trying to balance out the lies I guess.

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me and my buddy

>>71759308
dumb nu male

>>71759320
Not a bad idea honestly

why do all the qts on interpals have line instead of kik

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>>71759348
Who?

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greetings fellow cave dwellers
check it out im made of marble

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>>71759361
u

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>>71759308
>not always having the BEST look 24/7 365
git gud anon

>>71759354
Certain cunts seem to favour one or the other almost exclusively.

>>71759076
So long as you only take small amounts I don't think they'll notice or care. Just make sure others don't know or cameras aren't a thing. If that's their money maker they may investigate more.

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>>71759383
wee ar leejun

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>too autistic to work
>too much pride to collect autismbux

Suicide seems like more and more of an actual option.

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>>71759404
bat reeel lejuin

>>71759408
>too autistic to work
Literally not possible, as I currently hold a job. I used to scream loudly then run in the opposite direction when a stranger would talk to me

>>71759387
Oh trust me, I know where all 5 cameras are. It doesn't matter though because in the back of the house where the cooler is, the backdoor is right next to it, so I just grab a pan of guac, walk out like I'm taking out the trash, make a dive for my car, and in 5 seconds flat I've successfully jacked $50 worth of guacamole everyday.

The way they can catch on though is by weight of avocados ordered, but apparently not sold since they've figured out the math on what avocados weigh with other ingredients on average, and how much per serving, then per sold.

janny wouldn't even go near a meat cleaver

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>>71759418
muh ancestor

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Really like this pic.

>>71757668
Giving up alcohol for lent. Hoping it will lead to permanent sobriety lads. What are you guys giving up?

>>71759479

the ghost

>>71759479
Bashing Canadians. Fucking assholes.

>>71759453
just saying be careful. make sure you have some employee references that won't mention that stuff in case you get fired.

>>71759479
drugs and porn

>>71759498
yours sounds too difficult.

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>>71759504
Good on you mate.

>>71759498
We already have to live in Canada, you don't have to kick us while we are down.

>>71759498
FUCKING TRY ME CUNT

>>71759514
The lord wills it, dickhead.

>>71759543
god speed, if you need help just ask satan.

>>71759479
sex

>>71759537
You're mediocre.

IMPORTANT /cum/ QUESTION:
Who makes the best sub sandwiches in your opinion?

>>71759563
It's supposed to be something you are already getting regularly

>>71759573
it's funny because we both know you're a little beta bitch and wouldn't square up

>>71759580
me

>>71759580
My wife.

>>71759580

theres this sub shop I used to go to in a town near where I live

not sure if it still exists, but they made fantastic subs

>>71759580
Subway

>>71759580
mine are mediocre and so are subways

never had them anywhere else

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>>71759475
>tfw byzantium called itself romania

>>71759580
anon's wife

can i have a (you)? i've been rangebanned so i can't make any more threads

>>71759580
Never had a good sub desu, Subway and Quiznos are shit

>>71759599
Cute. Your mum didn't mind when I squared up her box over and over again.

>>71759580
Publix, this is not up for debate.

>>71759626
At least you traded the Romans amber, indirectly of course.

Publix is a poor mans Jersey Mike's.

>>71759580
Jersey Mike's is pretty fucking good. I also like firehouse a lot though. Subway is mediocre to bad tier.

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>>71759648
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck


did i help?

>>71759580
Beersheba Akiva's

>>71759678
yea, i needed my fix. i haven't had a (you) in more than 30 minutes

>>71759700
Here, bud. Have one on me.

>>71759700
poor baby, have another.

>>71759580
Local place called the black sheep makes these things called "battleships" and the SS sultana is to die for. If it weren't so expensive I'd eat there more. Portions are fucking massive too

>>71759667
Publix is higher quality

fucks sakes, its 37 degrees outside

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>found some old pictures of myself
>hairline definitely has receded in the last 5 years
g-great

>>71759580
Probably one of the local places around here. Couldn't really name one off the top of my head. Anybody that serves good Italian or good deli foods makes a good hoagie for sure
>>71759794
I would die

>>71759794
> snowed here today
> haven't had a job in 11 months
> no way out of this shithole because no money

Count yourself lucky you weren't born here

>>71759819
snow is the best though

>>71759802
your hairline doesn't define you

>>71759817

fahrenheit, not commie units

>>71759830

THIS

>>71759802
is there balding in your family?

>>71759841
Oh fuck nevermind, that's comfy then. Lucky you, it's hot as balls here

>>71759848
Yes and no, it's a mixed bag on both sides.

>>71759848
i-is balding a family thing? My dad is bald as fuck. AAAA I DON'T WANNA BE BALD

>>71759879
it's largely genetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aae_RHRptRg

>>71759879
it's generic. both parents can pass it on, and if it's anywhere in your family line there's a chance of getting it or passing the gene on to other offspring.

originally they thought only women could carry it if their fathers had it but now it's both parents.

>>71759879
You might actually be okay though, what's important is actually if men are bald on your mom's side of the family since you got the X from her

>>71759837
>just b urself

>>71759876
hope that it stops where it is I guess. not sure if you can actually stop it if you have it.

yo can you say senpai and desu again?

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>>71759898
>generic

>>71759931
genetic

i refuse to proof read

>>71759902
>>71759898
Everyone is fuckking bald dude, I'm dead

>>71759948
maybe you'll get lucky or it'll wait until you're older.

i knew a kid that started very noticeably balding after high school. for some it doesn't show up until middle age.

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>>71759948
At least you can be wojack

fuck, its already midnight

It doesn't matter what your hairline looks like if you're in shape

>>71759911
you are beautiful just the way you are
don't ever let nobody tell you otherwise

>>71760004
I don't think that's entirely true tbqh

>>71760011
Girls really live life on the lowest difficulty setting...

>>71760004
not true

it's best for balding guys to keep their heads shaved desu

>>71760024
>>71760047
Obviously don't grow it out, but you have more options than you think if you're in shape.

Unless you're full horseshoe

>want to quit my job
>need to stay on so I can get a transfer to the store back home

this is truly hell

https://youtu.be/78Ts7D1wbAg

>graduating in June
>can't find a job
don't fall for the cs meme

*makes a get fit program*
>it's just a body positivity thing to get money from middle aged womnyn

>>71760276
I scrambled and ended up getting a job in June. Had like 10 interviews while in my last few weeks in school. Fuck interviews desu

>>71760276
Can I touch your penis please?

Is Duolingo a meme or can it be used to learn language basics?

>>71760319
Both.

>>71760310
get your dirty thirsty ass back to
>>>/b/rit
you dreaded british homofag

71760310

quintessential british post

>>71760299
In CS?
It's also annoying that most of the open positions are for webdev

>>71760319
It can be used, but rule of thumb is to never use one source or even medium.

>>71760337
Sounds promising.

Can I slip a cheeky finger up your arse too?

>>71760392
yes but you have to lick your finger afterward

>>71760421
I always do.

>>71760365
Well, no sadly, but a friend of mine did CS and got some job in security somewhere and makes more money than I do. I did biology, but if you didn't know it's also impossible to find a job for that, mostly because undergraduate didn't really offer any specialization, meaning you NEED grad school for most jobs

>>71759657
directly mate

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>>71757668
Man, I sure do hate this general.
Im gonna leave /int/ i think. Maybe fly to the UK and find danielle sharp. Whattaya think?

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Discuss

Post qt boy bums.

>>71760581

GOAT flavor

Always my go to drink when Im on lunch

>>71760581
2 for $1 at most stores. Absolutely unbeatable when thirsty and broke and away from home.

>>71760581
I've drunken that once from a bottle and it was disgusting.

>>71760610
Good lad

>>71760601
this is a board for the discussion of international culture, why did you think it was a good idea to request what you requested right here on this board?

>>71760614

you can leave

>>71760581
7.8/8

I think they'd be better in a glass bottle

Burned my draymond green shirt after he said the earth may be flat. I'll support thug hoodlum hooliganism, but I will not support being a fucking dumbshit

>>71760614
>europoors
>>71760502
is that a trap?

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>>71760581
inferior product to this

>>71760581
The GOAT

>>71760660
faggot shit

>71760660
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nviui4oI80

Song of my life.

>>71760660
This is the most wrong post I've seen all day
Fuck off

>>71760633
>>71760640
It tasted like fermented pee.

>>71760660
I agree

>>71760692
How do you know what fermented pee tastes like?

>71760697
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>71760705
I drink that on a daily basis my friend.

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>Mom: so when are you going to get a gf anon? Jeez it's getting pathetic at this point.
what can I even use as an excuse

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>years ago when I was just entering high school
>lived in this cul-de-sac a good 5-10 minutes form a little corner store (like 7-11, but independantly owned, and was a carwash too)
>me and the neighborhood kids would all trek the 1/4 or so mile out to turpins (it wasnt actually called that, but the guy working there was indian)
>we'd all buy candy or arizona's, at one point even went on energy drink binges and bought NOS/Monsters
>arizona's were always 99c, 10 cents CRV
>eventually saved up so many pennies from change I could buy an arizona with all of it (109 pennies)
>asshole clerk didnt take the change, wanted a dollar or quarters
>we went so often I went through every flavor they stocked, sometimes buying a second if I could beg my dad to give me a dollar
>probably flirted with diabetes at one point from drinking so much of the sweet tea flavor

they were simpler times

>>71760745
JUS HAVENT FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL :dDD

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>>71760745
>I've accepted the monastic life, mom

New
>>71760751
>>71760751
>>71760751

>>71760768
>4 memes early
Janny isn't going to like this one, anoooon

>>71760745
Literally me a few days ago
Ruuuuu

*does a meme*

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Die, thread
DIE DIE DIE

>>71760627
post arse and shut the fuck up

>>71760581
like the green tea one best