>this startles and confuses the american

I am startled and confused

what is that? what's going on here?

Why would I need a bidet? The splashback from my shit hitting the water is pretty much the same isn't it?

it's a drinking fountain, my school has those

Wtf is that? You can't afford to separate urinal and sink?
Come on, Argentina.

>>71757080
That is the most pointless thing I've ever seen. Why the fuck they don't just install small bidet in the existing toilet? Why they must build a fucking large butt washer that take too much money and space? You can install a pipe with hose attached and it work better than that oversized butt washer.

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>>71757080
What the hell is with that small and faggy sink?

I have one and never use it

it shoots water to your ashole, seems pointless to me. It probably makes more sense for women who need to clean their vagoo.

Real Americans pressure wash their ass at the car wash.

Well we're capable and taught to wipe our asses after shitting
I don't know why that's so hard for everyone else

>>71757298
I have one and it's the best thing ever created in terms of shitting tbqh. You clean your butthole in second without spending lot of paper. Kek bless the creator of bidet

>>71757372

but drops of water may fall from your butt to your underwear, unless you use a towel, but I dont want to wipe my ass with a towel, prefer to just wife myself with toilet paper.

>>71757298
this, the only reason it would be usefull is if
A: you have little children who can't stop shitting themselves.
B: you forgot about buying toilet paper
C: women as you said
D: after visiting the mart (just apply for americans)

>>71757080
>epic drinking fountain joke

>>71757312
>You get some shit on your forearm
>Get a piece of paper, wipe it off and think nothing of it
Would you do this?

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I have a bidet it makes me feel like I'm not living like a peasant in the middle ages. We have goddamn indoor plumbing why not use it to the most advantage. No more dinglberries or dirty asshole.

>>71757750
Depends, is my forearm designed so shit comes out of it and always covered by two layers of clothing?

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>>71757092
take a shower after shitting. your ass is smelly with just toilet paper

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>>71758057
No one cares about how your asshole smells unless you star in brazilian fart porn. Oh wait..

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>>71758351
it doesn't matter if no one is going to smell your ass. YOU NEED TO BE CLEAN ALL THE TIME U DIRTY SHIT

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>>71758373
Asses smell like shit because shit comes out if it. Complaining that it does is like not wanting to suck a dick because it smells like cum.

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>>71758409
at least i can lick the asshole of a brazilian woman (not a whore) without worries

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>>71758459
>brazilian woman
>not a whore

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>>71758643
yeah not every brazilian woman is a whore
if you see a brazilian saying that they all are you just found a loser

the best part of using a bidet is that it enhances bowel movement

if you can't shit you just turn it on to the max and give yourself a water enema and everything is solved

>>71757080
I just take a shower after shitting. Literally every time.

Because I'm civilized

>>71758742
t. NEET who has never had to shit at work

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>>71758742
yay finally an clean american

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>I don't want a smelly ass so I put my hand in my ass to wash it

Thanks, but i will take the shower

>>71758823
that's not how it works you retarded sandnigger.