Why would anyone willingly choose to live in the UK?

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>>71755812
>""""""first-world country""""""""
>no access to clean water
>population so uneducated your only way of tell time is looking at the size of someone else's shart stain
>more monkey on the streets than huezil
>ruled by an ape then an orangutan

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>>71755904
>ruled by an ape then an orangutan

KEK

>>71755812

because their people are funny and everyone looks like lindybeige

>>71755904
HOMEMADE AUSTRALIADE

>>71755812
>Seattle vs Detroit
Nice try Johnny, but we all know about your dirty tricks. UK is heaven on Earth, only an idiot would say otherwise.

>>71755976
You left out the part where i wrote USA 500 years ago.

retard

>>71755904
>ORANGE orangutan
You forgot the orange