What happens here?

Is that Prince Edward Island?

Australians with weird accents

>>71755738
Not a lot.

cousin fucking

Sheep shagging and earthquakes

>>71755947
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking your cousin.

>>71755964
>she grew up hot and I thought I'm not gonna let anyone else fuck her for like protection.

>>71755738
Nothing because there is nothing to do here

hobbits

>>71755738
If you like mountains and fjords, NZ is fucking god tier
Literally nothing else here though, except Marlborough sounds which is lovely and severely underrated

New Zealand sounds great tbqh
You got all muh freedoms, live on two islands which is comfy as fuck, beautiful landscape, great weather, beaches and great economy. It's also got a bit of a FarCry feel.

A kiwi was driving through Waikato, and noticed a sheep with it's head caught in a barbed wire fence. Never one to miss an opportunity, he jumped out of the car, pulled down his pants, and started showing her a good time.
An Aussie tourist was driving past, he pulled down his window and said "You know mate, in my country we shear those".
The kiwi responded "Shear her? Fuck you buddy, she's mine, I'm not shearing her with anybody".

>>71756155
Terrible
Kys

>>71756250
A Pom goes to New Zealand for a holiday and visits a huge sheep farm. He goes out with the guide and they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi guide quickly downs his trousers and gives the sheep a good seeing to. He turns to the Pom and says "Now it's your turn buddy". The Pom's a bit shocked at this but thinks 'Oh well, I'm here on holiday'. So he downs his trouser...and sticks his head in the fence

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>>71756291
Nice