dooderbutt edition
Finland legalised gay marriage today.
Press F to pay respects
>>71753235
"""Marriage""""
>>71753227
Why is there a penis in the fridge
i really enjoy watching anime
>>71753227
I cant imagine putting your laptop in the fridge is very practical
>>71753227
Ah yes
Finland
>>71753287
t-thanks mr rogers
>>71753227
I actually do have a condom filled with ice in my freezer.
It's been there for almost a year now.
real thread
>>71749395
>>71749395
>>71749395
>>71749395
>>71753355
No!
what if we attached a bunch of bikes to the economy so all people have to do to get stuff is go to the power station and peddle for like 15-30 minutes a day like they do in the cartoons
>>71753379
What if we did this
>>71753379
Better idea, make the dindus do it.
>>71753379
What if we didn't do that
>5 days into growing a beard
>it's itchy and I keep thinking about shaving
how do beardlets manage?
>>71753411
i don't
>>71753411
It stops being so itchy after a certain length.
t. Beardo
>>71753358
A long time ago I took a condom from a party. Obviously I never got any use out of it, and it expired.
I found it in my backpack and I was filling it with water and threatened my roommates with it, but eventually we got bored of doing that and we taped it to this rack in the freezer and left it there, and now nobody cares enough to get rid of it
>>71753408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmW-0lJzoEY
>>71753531
I wonder how painful that would be
>>71753531
>>71753558
Extremely
>>71753531
Should have done a posh wank
hi /cum/mies, how was your day?
I got a girl's number today~
>>71753964
Nice.
Two of my exes texted me today.
What's up with that?
ah, another sixth of a year wasted posting on a site I hate
>tfw to smart too get good grades
>>71754002
> talking to your exes
weeeeewee lad, last time I did that I almost got memed into her claiming I got her pregnant.
>>71754037
The hatred dulls out and only comes back in short bursts.
Mormons
just cuddled and slept with the gf was sweet and fun as h*ck you definitely need to do it anon
Is it for free?!
>>71754037
I'm thinking about a computer life restart. uninstall all games, sell the desktop, get a laptop, block chon and reddit.
>>71754166
>block chon and reddit.
you'll be back within 3 hours
>>71753988
Gay
>>71754130
one time a nice mormon girl tried to talk to me on the bus and i sperged out
Is there a better ice cream than Melona?
>>71754208
next time my friend
>>71754233
pretty sure they were just missionaries who had come to the Sodom and Gomorrah of the North to try to convert the heathens
>google maps
Fuck truckolds, worst drivers on the road
>>71754261
can't bring myself to believe in supernatural stuff but i'm still tempted to join the community just because it's nice
it's a STRUGGLE
>>71754275
Hidden Services of Boss Corporation
>>71754275
> not knowing about the Nazi underground bases
can't stop thinking about semen
never gets old
>>71754331
>no xxxSephiroth1997xxx
>>71754357
>yfw people born in 1997 are 20/will turn 20 this year
it's not even the edgelord teenager year anymore, that's like 2001-2004. scary
>gonna be homeless in a week
rofl gonna do a suicide lads
>>71754331
>darkluigi
That's pretty good.
how do I get myself to finish this essay
I know Im screwing myself over putting it off more and more, but I just keep procrastinating
>>71754397
better start sucking those dicks anon
>>71754427
nah the gameplan is to actually kill myself or go to prison
>>71754397
Find a way to get to Syria, then claim to be a refugee. Plenty of places will keep you alive on their welfare in Europe.
>>71754331
Raper mains are all fucking le ~dark and misunderstood~ tweens, it's hilarious
>>71754449
this is an okay idea as i have quite a bushy beard and may be able to pass as a refugee
yes, very good idea indeed
BECAUSE ITS 2015
>>71754459
They have literally no way to vet it so you'll be good to go
>late for work
>line at convenience store is super long
>pocket a candy bar
>leave
>waiting for bus
>see a cop pull up to the store a few min later
How worried should I be?
>>71754571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-YsjMxKzc
>>71754571
Begin anus gaping exercises
>>71754605
>>71754605
you stop that right now, texas
>>71754571
>late for work
>at a convenience store for some reason
*wanks near u*
>>71754613
>>71754605
>>71754613
>>71754632
anime is for fags
what's better? a monthly metro pass or tokens? i use the transit 6 times a week.
>>71754628
*castrates you*
>>71754632
>>71754642
it seems like some pretty simple math to figure our which is the better value, do it yourself
i wonder if converting to Catholicism would make me better adjusted
>everyone wants 800+ CAD a month for 1 (one) room rentals
fucking mental
menu tonight
>shrimp gumbo
>roman gnocchi
>pan dulce
>english has two separate punctuationlines for compoundverbs and compoundnouns
>>71754713
wish I knew how to make gnocchi right. I boil it in water and add sauce, but it just comes right off and has no flavor
>>71754733
english is also the most valuable language in the world, and rightfully so
>>71754733
Why are you doing dumbshit like compounding nouns?
>>71754741
roman gnocchi is different
It's basically cream of wheat with parmesan cheese. Really easy to make
who here /wanttodie/
>>71754733
what
>>71754757
I just wanted. to make sure I was using the dash right (because bad grammer - a shit too read).
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>71754803
>a shit TOO read
fuck, you're doing it on purpose i know you are
>>71754623
I need food dude
Work night shift
Is it ok to let ur dog lick up your puke
>>71754850
What was in the puke?
>>71754786
http://www.thepunctuationguide.com/en-dash.html
What should I have for dinner tonight?
>>71754850
If it means I don't have to clean it up myself
>>71754869
steak
medium
>>71754850
my dog won't even lick up its own puke
>>71754823
what on purpose
>>71754869
well done steak with ketchup
>>71754900
i will kILL YOU
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF NEW BRUNSWICK
this was a good album
>>71754945
>this was a good album
Culiacan
>>71754884
>medium
Incorrect
>>71754969
prove me wrong
you cant
>>71754979
blue
>>71754984
Also incorrect
>>71754945
it was alright.
>>71754981
bro i don't even know what the fuck that album is
i hardly ever listen to music
need some (me)s this lecture is mind numbing ima blow my brains out
>>71754979
God tier
--------------
Medium
Great tier
---------------
Medium Rare
Medium Well
Decent tier
-----------------
Rare
What the fuck is wrong with you tier
----------------------------------------------------
Blue
Fucking kill yourself you low test pussy tier
----------------------------------------------------------------
Well done
>>71754984
you are my one true love
>>71754815
SLIDE TO THE LEFT
>>71755031
>God tier
>Medium
Incorrect. The only acceptable one is Medium rare
>>71755044
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
>>71755031
>>71755057
This, Medium Rare is best. Very flavorful but still cooked enough not to be rubbery
why is well done a meme. I usually order it if I go to some chain restaurant-tier place
>>71755070
theres nothing memey about it
its perfectly understandable that you dont care about food, have no taste buds, and like your steaks as dry and tasteless as 5 hour old macaroni n cheese
>>71755041
pls be west coast
>don't talk to friends for a year
>talk to them again
>they're literally all trans
help
hlep
hlephf
dhlep
>>71755070
Faggot
Patricians eat Beef Wellington
>>71755105
I gave your mum my beef wellington
>>71755101
such is life in the progressive land of Canada
>>71755070
>why is well done a meme
cause it's dry as fuck
why not try medium well next time?
>when u order a prime rib well done and drizzle dat A1 sauce all over it
>>71755105
This >>71755117
FOY
Patricians eat cock
>>71755118
but
they're all american, from florida
>>71755121
not only is that a waste of perfectly good prime rib, but you're wasting A1 sauce
just thanking America for this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
>>71755117
>>71755126
Don't ever fuckign reply to me again without my permission
>>71755146
cuck
>>71755145
>vevo
>>71755138
quintessential Conneticut post
>>71755137
FOB
>>71755145
freshman year of higschool all over again
>>71755158
>>71755168
>>71755146
*replies to you*
Why are you on /cum/ right now?
>>71755186
because I need to do an essay and for the life of me, I cant force myself to do it
>>71755186
I've got nothing better to do
>>71755101
Your fault.
>>71755186
I've lost control of my life
>>71755205
explain
>>71755195
same bud
found out it's only worth 10% of my grade and they expect me to do that shit LMAO
>>71754331
>Darkpikachu
yo legit eggs are amazing.
when I get home I bake bread and cook eggs in the mornings. makes me feel like I got my shit togeather.
>>71755186
I'm taking break from studying for chem
>>71755101
why is your PM such a HUR DUR FEMINISM INI LOL then funds Saubia Arabia?
a reflection on the people?
>>71755256
>chem
haha, fucking NERD
>>71755262
He speaks as if he were progressive but rules like a neocon shill
>>71755253
eggs are the true patrician food for very good boys
scrambled, fried, poached, even boiled, it's your choice. you can't go wrong.
>>71755262
>why is your PM such a HUR DUR FEMINISM INI LOL then funds Saubia Arabia?
because its the current year you fucking bigot
>>71755217
You stopped talking to them for a year and they became trans.
There's clearly a causal link here.
the fuck is 190 doing in /cum/?
please dont reply to him
>>71755280
>poached
To my eyes you guys are gays
>five guys penis and fries
>>71755303
You should start wearing glasses
>>71755291
its not fair dude
i just dont connect with them anymore, they're all obsessing over anime now, i hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw
hahahahaha, the absolute madman
>>71755274
fuck liberals, they're absolute cunts
t. marxist
>>71755283
your sentence literally made no sense, I assume your first language is french.
>>71755269
>history major
fucking dork
>>71755331
lol
>>71755320
is this an art project
I was just googling about tunnels.
But then I saw this picture and I thought "...ya I'm going to jerk to this asian girl later."
>>71755331
oh my god now you're language shaming me
someone get this rapist out of here
>cm
>wales
filtered
>>71755256
Are you made of copper and tellurium? because you're CuTe!
STOP REPLYING TO HIM HE'S AN AUTISTIC RUNT THAT IS COMMUNIST BECAUSE HE THINKS IT WILL GET HIM LAID
hero.
>>71755262
Trudeau is based.
>tricks all the dumb libs into voting for him with his liberal DUDE WEED DUDE ELECTION REFORM LMAO
>trolls the entire country with his cabinet picks
>spends all his time bribing rich people and the chinese
>authorizes several pipelines to piss off ecofaggots on both sides of the border
>mocks the principles of canadians with shit like "Fidel Castro, my beloved." "Honour killings are not barbaric."
And the best part of all of it is that he's going to get away with it.
>South Dakota
>civilized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caXvJqphOF0
>mfw conway calls me the faggot
>>71755331
marxism is the worst type of communism
>>71755378
>unironically getting your news from an armenian holocaust denier
>>71755349
your meme makes no sense since turning to socialism is a natural progression.
>>71755353
take what you want out of it.
>>71755371
>IS COMMUNIST BECAUSE HE THINKS IT WILL GET HIM LAID
>>71755375
>>71755096
yes
Every person I've met from whales was unironically a manlet.
>>71755392
lol
>>71755393
He would go on about trying to meet women at communist rallies on /brit/
Sad!
>>71755316
ANIME'D
>>71755375
who is this gentleman
I'll try communicating with it
hgwlwghydlgh dghwy mghmlwwl
>you from wales bud?
>yeah how'd you know?
>conway is such a brainlet he cant even debate 190kg master runt
sad!
>>71753411
Man up and deal with it
Opinion: The Hobbit prequels are actually good.
>>71755453
saw the shortest spic manlet alive today
he was like 4'10"
>>71755435
the supreme author of our era
>>71755459
>he cant even debate 190kg master runt
idk why you think posting picardias is indicative of a debate
mm. a lot of sexy ladies ITT
let me see those thicc ass cheeks hanging out of those short booty shorts lil mamas. show daddy your money makers
>>71755376
it's literally because he's "hot"
>>71755472
two weeks ago I encountered a man who was older than me but also about two heads shorter than me
My moms brother is 40% irish, 25% british, 25% norwegian.
>>71754002
They both could be in a lesbian relationship now
>>71755494
>>71755485
thats the point you brainlet
>>71755505
And 10% what?
>>71755494
poof
>>71755518
>dumb mulatto calling me a brainlet
lmao
>>71754044
>Too dumb to use proper grammar
This is why Americans can't deal with shit
>>71755419
>haha look socialism kills people
>this means capitalism is cool
>world hunger, suffering, medicine not being released, homelessness, depression
That was a great fuckin speech. God Bless the U.S.A.
>>71755533
You formulate your worldview thanks to /pol/
stop replying to me you white trash moron
Vice President Mike Pence is going to be on /OUR GUY/'s show tmrw
>>71755537
lol
>>71755519
2 beef patties between 2 sesame seed buns, lettuce, all american cheese, pickles, tamata, onions, drizzled in secret sauce
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
>>71755559
Might listen to this one
What time does it come on?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
Didn't watch the speech? Was it as good as everyone said? As "bad" as Democrats say?
>>71755559
Be sure to tune in!
who /pipe pill/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=3100s
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
>>71755559
I didn't knowvarg was that popular. cool
>>71755561
>because doctors aren't striking rn
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/sep/01/what-you-need-to-know-about-the-junior-doctors-strike
>>71755582
the democrats didn't like it? whoda gues't
*queefs*
oops um sorry
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
>>71755508
P hot desu
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
>>71755582
he said the same things he says in every speech.
>muh coal
>muh swamp
>muh *radical islamic terrorism*
>muh tariffs
>muh radical coal swamp tariff china terrorism
>>71755596
lol
A frog walks into a bank to ask for a loan.
He goes up to the teller (her nametag says Patty) and says I need to get a loan. The teller says, but you're a frog, why would you need a loan? He says, my father was Mick Jagger, and my mother was a frog. He fucked a frog. I need a loan to buy a house. She says, I don't know, do you have any collateral? The frog pulls from his pocket a tiny, shiny, pink elephant and hands it to the teller. She says I don't think this is worth much for collateral, but I'll go to my manager and see. So the teller, her name is Ms. Wack, by the way, goes into her manager's office. She says there's a frog out there who wants a loan. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant. She shows the elephant to the manager. He looks at it and says: you know what this is? This is a nick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan! His old man's a rolling stone.
new wave
>>71755596
>junior-doctors
sounds entitling
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
>>71755622
okay, so it was good
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!
>>71755574
Is Arkansas EST? It's 3pm EST, 4 pm Central. But i usually catch it on youtube because I dont have the time, they post the show usually about an hour after it finishes there
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>71755498
saw a guy on campus that was like just under five feet. Kinda looked freaky because he looked like he had normal tall dimensions but got hit with a shrink ray
>>71755623
why do you dislike things you dont understand?
>>71755582
VOICE is one of the highlights by far. You could literally hear the Democrats gasp when he said it stands for Victims of Immigration Crime Enforcement. almost shed a tear it was so beautiful
>>71755594
When has Varg ever dressed like that?
>>71755654
We're Central
I might just listen to it live so that I don't fuck around and take 5 hours to listen to a 2 hour podcast
>>71755650
>tfw no patriotic white gf
>met a cute white south african chick
>talked for a good bit, got her number/snapchat
>she lives off campus and I don't own a car
what do /cum/?
>>71755623
because genocides aren't happening under capitalism?
WHO CAN IT BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
>>71755676
Why do you like things you don't understand
?
>>71755699
get a bus pass
>>71755559
>Pence will never put manlets in the electric chair
>>71755701
lol
>>71755709
nice meme
also you realise you're part of the exploited masses that socialism would uplift, right?
the cuckoldry of the american working class never ceases to astonish me
>>71755726
>>71755729
Pence is a manlet
>>71755699
Tell her you want to save her people and her country.
(by porking her)
>>71755743
allahuakbar'd
>>71755740
>uplift
I don't think being six feet under qualifies as going up bud
>>71755740
>also you realise you're part of the exploited masses that socialism would uplift, right?
But he's not a bourgeois
>>71755745
5'11 is the manlet cutoff
BEST FUCKING COUNTRY!
>>71755745
t. Mike Savage
>nice meme
>also you realise you're part of the exploited masses that socialism would uplift, right?
>the cuckoldry of the american working class never ceases to astonish me
don't touch me
>>71755775
*tugs on your pants*
>>71755735
because world hunger isn't a thing under capitalism right?
stop looking at the world from your privileged life
>>71755769
those puffy nipples lmao
>>71755768
Savage a cute!
>>71755781
im a real live wire
>>71755759
but im not an authoritarian
>>71755769
>unironic fascist
>hatting me
oh boy
Awesome-tier: Texas, Tennessee, South Carolina, Georgia
Fag-Tier: everyone one else
norm is our guy
>>71755789
lol
>>71755775
>>71755802
might i remind you that pennsylvania is the birthplace of the united states and home of the liberty bell
>>71755743
God damn it, I hate this dude for killing the Russian ambassador but he's fucking cute as heck
>>71755536
>he doesn't understand memes
This is why Pakistanis are hated by everyone else in the world
>>71755808
ye fuck stalin
Trump eats well done steak with ketchup?
>>71755743
who took these pictures
>>71755816
That's a weird way to spell Virginia.
>>71755815
politeness is the most important virtue
>>71755823
i dont support the USSR, it was imperialist
>>71755822
lol
>>71755836
fake news
this alleged "brit" needs to fuck off
>>71755839
want to fuck off?
>>71755837
the professional photographer at the event. it was like an art exhibit or some shit. that's why we have our first HD assassination
>>71755847
did you get this from facebook? gross
ooooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO
>>71755841
Running out of Communist ones, might have to start posting ancap
>>71755863
Want to learn how to spell?
So true
>>71755747
I talked to her about that actually, just didn't drop that I read 4chan. I told her that my only experience with south africans prior to meeting her were the "south african forum posters that are mostly talking about getting out of SA" and asked her if it was true. She said it was pretty true, and that there are very little job opportunities for white south africans because of racial discrimination.
We also talked about the fist fight that broke out in SA parliament earlier this month. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfDJ6CZGee0
>>71755868
>facebook talking about ancaps
Dummy
>>71755885
siktir amkkkkkk
really unironically hate how much normies casually swear
>>71755856
rude
>>71755887
I unironically believe this.
>>71755893
OwO whats this?
>>71755889
oh
I almost forgot the fucking highlight was when when we talked about the fight, she said that they behave like monkeys
I had to try hard not to laugh
>>71755889
Marry and give her citizenship here.
>>71755923
why does shultz look like such a typical conniving jewess?
>>71755920
ur mum lol
I'm out of meme sneks anyway
>>71755889
If you wont take her I will
>a literal facebook ancap brainlet
>>71755889
>cute white south african
Can you give an idea of what she looks like?
>a literal dummy Marxist mulatto
>>71755998
still more respectable than a southern cock slut
>>71756034
Literally nothing wrong with being a cockslut
wow this general is toxic
>he tries to insult me but he'd be on his knees deepthroating me if i let him
>>71756043
Leave then
>>71756043
reported
the environment is literally the only thing of political importance
>>71756043
nigger
>giving it yous
>>71756043
You're about 4 years late to the game m8
did that thing where I stopped caring about life for a month
>>71756078
felt ill immediately after posting
>>71756048
My qt's cock is enough for me
>>71756043
Go kill yourself communist fuckhead
>And then he said he cared about the environment
>>71755925
I mean that's the longterm goal right?
>>71755995
she's 5'[nospoilers]0[/on /int/]", blonde hair, never seen her without a ponytail. Nice ass desu, and she has a twin sister.
>>71756107
im mr steal yo twink
>>71756113
delete
>>71756061
as us Marxists believe, environment creates consciousness
where ðe new þread at boys
>>71756116
STOP IT
>>71756115
Are they all blonde cause of Dutch genes or what?
Also, give me her twin's info so we can both make them Americans.
>>71756130
yet marxists destroy the environment at every turn
>>71755699
paal poes
>Post in a /cum/ thread
>Flags other than /cum/ are posting
>Every time