/brit/

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/balt/

poop

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I hope you had your semla today.

*comes up with flawless solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict*

now to write this down...

*microwave over beeps with my hot pockets ready*

*forgets about it*

>ameriblobs
>europoors
screeching

ah yes return of the hamdog very good

bum


fart


bum and fart

farts come out of bums

girls have bums and so do boys

boys put willies in girls and boys bums

girls have fannies that boys stick hard willies inside and do cums

doin a wank to the thought of putting a willy into a fanny and doing a cum

then doing a poo

what are you giving up for lent?

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first for fully open third eye

>>71750309
>toppen av en bolle puttet på toppen av en annen bolle
hva faen

>>71750318
>ausnese

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the 'abin

the USA is raising their military budget for 2018 by more than we spend in total

what are they even doing with all that money

>>71750274
hmm

>>71750318
pls get in the back seat tyler, this HDI convention isn't be going to arrange itself.

>>71750359
spending it on our military

>>71750359
literally nothing half the time but they've got to keep it up to feed that complex they're so fond of

>>71750344
you don't talk like that in here m8

>>71750359
wasting it on pointless neo-militarism

>>71750359
protecting trade interests

>>71750359
spread freedom

>>71750370
are you genuinely autistic?

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sue

are wet dreams actually a thing? Heard about this since I was 12 and haven't had a single one.

>>71750392
>t. fresher in poly-sci

HURR UR ARMY IS ALREADY BIG!!!! WHO NEEDS IT!!! CUT SPENDING ALREADY!!!

>>71750336
i wonder if i could pluck the third eye out so it's just a hole and then fuck her forehead

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you enter the northern powerhouse

>forgot it was pancake day

im in fucking bed now ffs

>>71750359
Wouldnt you like to know

>>71750432
poortugal

>>71750422
need to spaff on that microphone

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FUCK HER

stupid bint. HATE women

>>71750423
Yeah, I had them twice, 2 following nights after I dropped acid for the first and only time. It's like a wank only your brain thinks it's for real, jelly of people who have them regularly desu

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Could I pass as a local in your country?

>>71750447
wow, cool, you got the joke

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>>71750431
>le edge

literally want to end it

had sex for the first time in four years with an escort a few days ago

she was absolutely horrendous. missing one of her teeth. arsehole hairier than mine

couldn't even finish, had to pretend to cum to get it over and done with. £150 gone up that disgusting slags hairy fucking shitpipe. feels absolutely fucking terrible

>>71750359
neat boats

71750466
shan't be giving any (you)s to this one

disingenuously autistic lads

>>71750422
I'm going to bed
you have one more post to entertain me

>>71750430
literally not an argument you autist

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Stop watching porn

>>71750464
>>71750464
>>71750464
yes. have a best mate that looks just like you. tats and all

>>71750493
FOY

ululating at the absolute state of this thread
just need some of the tripcunts to come in and i'll be leaving

>>71750487
to be fair, i wouldn't want to fuck a hamplanet. so it's sort of the same thing. girls have their preferences.

Hey lads, what's going on?

uncontrollable urge to make low-effort low-quality posts lads

ello lads

>>71750549
>>71750552
>DRINKY

>>71750549
Welcome to brit

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>>71750497
im going to bed soon too

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bums

>El Salvador's widespread violence turned an unexpected corner with the brutal and fatal beating of the National Zoological Park's beloved hippopotamus Gustavito.
hmm

May shoot hot cum out of my penis in a bit

>>71750584
old and busted

ugh i really hate the hamdog edition for some reason it just really disgusts me

This thread needs more Vocaroos desu.
Here's a nice one I made a while back.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KunUDmkEW9

>>71750549
DO IT

May trigger Article 50 in a bit

Trigger article 50 already you pussy cunts

>>71750588
Does even 1 (one) british gal have an ass like that? lmao

>>71750584
nice

>>71750487
shouldve lied m8, I'm also a manlet and have had girls refuse the fact they were taller than me just so they could feel better about themselves getting on with me

Always have an emergency pizza in the freezer lads, trust me

Cum looking really yellow today. I think it mixed up with some weewee. Still tasted the same though

>>71750592
that'll teach that fat bastard

>>71750588
looks a lot like my ex

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>>71750592
>beating a hippo to death

I'm not even mad, that's impressive.

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kirsten on jeopardy in 2 minutes

on a three day streak

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>>71750613
'no'

>>71750588
Me on the top right

Im in hospital lads, the doctors aren't looking at my browsing history and reading my posts while im in the wifi, right? Bit scared desu

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Meeting the proto-gf for the first time in 2 weeks lads

Absolutely shitting it

Got up out of bed and my sheets are covered in dead pinworms from sleeping naked lol

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fascinating

>>71750760
people are fucking stupid

>>71750705
Hey quick question is that a man? Is that a biological male? Just asking because of the repulsive hips and soul-destroying breasts

>>71750592
what in the world was the fucking motive
and how did they manage to kill such a dangerous animal

>>71750696
Only thing in jeopardy here is my nofap

alri lads

>>71750744
Yes we are

Also the nurses are lying to you, the cancer has spread, you'll be dead in a month

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Would like to go on a road trip across America with Alex Jones

85
youre so asinine

alri

i love mdma

>>71750756
What the fuck

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>>71750756
Vile

>>71750756
absolutely nauseating

you sick fuck

>>71750826
only ever smoked weed. what's mdma like? i don't necessarily like drugs that affect my cognizance. what drugs are out there that are purely a body high?

so at what age is it sad if im still single?

I have casual sex with a fwb or one night stand usually once a month, sometimes a few times a month in the summer

Im nowhere near my physical prime, but feeling like since im almost 26 i have to start thinking about a gf.

i'm here now do NOT post anything i don't like or 'll ban you

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>>71750756

>>71750871
what the fuck

>>71750756
Pics

>>71750895
wow this is a really COOl post my man really good post I'm reading it I read it 5 times by now oops I read it 7 now hahaha I can't stop reading your post I want to marry this post now that I think about it really GOOD post I'm just kind of not even sure how to proceed from here ahaha I'm a little nervous sorry

>>71750879
>I have casual sex with a fwb or one night stand usually once a month, sometimes a few times a month in the summer
FONT

>>71750866
kidding yourself saying there's a such thing as 'body high' and 'mind high'

>>71750879
once you move out

TRIGGER
ARTICLE
50
ALREADY

so what age is it sad if my cock is still only 10 inches?

>>71750882

*posts ASCII images*

cute boy
v

>girl on tinder
>get along really well
>all of sudden tells me we should be friends because she doesn't just want to fuck
>basically tell her fuck off, haven't even met you yet
>after that we continue chatting a little bit
>asks me to help her move eventhough I have not met her before, under those circumstances is when she would like to meet me
>eventhough I told her I was back home and not at uni for a few days (about two hours away by train)
>tell her I can't (which is true because I'm getting stitches removed tomorrow)
>also tell her that there is no way I travelling two hours just to help her move
>now she's upset

really, really close to telling her to fuck off. i like her a lot though, but really can't carry on with toxic shit like this where I compromise all the time. thought it had passed desu

*rides with the family down the street*

shagged another 9/10 lads

>>71750547
>>71750552
>>71750618
>>71750793
>>71750798
>>71750882
>>71750931
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

I still cannot fucking believe I've been fucking sectioned
im literally the only normal person here, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you what half the people in here are like

>>71750805
How many times did they fuck?

>camping to rear

The single greatest achievement of mankind is to convince women that it is liberating to have casual sex with as many of us as they can.

>>71750899
k

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>>71750756
ok.

Wtf is a pinworm

>>71750359
Paying people to keep quiet about the aliens

>>71750924
Why would you speak to someone on tinder for over a week without having met up with them yet lmao
The state

>>71750957
worm that looks like a pin i imagine

>>71750924
She wants to bf you la

It's all games, seeing if you like her the same way.

>>71750952
You mean
>as many Chads as they can

In which case it's the worst achievement

>>71750336
Lewd expression!

@ netherlands
shan;'t be reading anything posted by a normie nowFUIC KFOF

>>71750957
northern disease

>>71750985
im not a chad and i have loads of sex though. with girls out of my league that probably regret it

>shouldn't have googled pinworm
wanted to wank soon, now it's gonna take a while to reset

>>71750866
pure euphoria. the happiest you've ever been in your life. coupled with the fact all your senses seem to be heightened and something as simple as wrapping yourself in a blanket feels amazing.

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>>71750985
Who do you think created modern society?

>>71751002
FOOOOOOOOOONT

are you the lad who eats the pinworms out of his gf's anus?

>>71751011
get a grip you fucking soft cunt

been watching a lot of those pain olympics vids. if I cut my penis off will the government stitch it back on? like, can I go to the NHS and have them staple my willy back into place? will my willy still work after that?

>>71751023
yeah lad thats me

>>71751023
Ya its a gimmick ive been testing for a few months now

>>71750938
Are you the chap who said they were attempting suicide on here a couple of days ago? Are the two things related?

>>71751032
i'll chef you down you neek

Glad I finished eating before coming to this thread.

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If you relate to this, you will never be a normie.

>>71751078
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Shan't be opening this

>>71751064
>neek
12 year old detected

Trump is honestly so fucking stupid and going to ruin this fucking country

His negotiation tactics over this nuclear deal with Russia is pathetic. hes a child

>>71750985
not everyone who isn't hideous and autistic is a Chad

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/834797225213562880

>>71751094
shook

babestation

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Wish i had a mate like super hans tb h

>>71750980
tbf we had a date set up but I couldn't

>>71750983
seems more like the old friendzone shite to me. i honestly would not have minded just being friends with her if I had met her somewhere else. now I feel like I've been held on.

>>71751106
oh fuck off you whinging fat cunt

>>71751106
former Trump voter here. this is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. but for real we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

>>71750327
good post

>>71750653
truf yo

*cries*

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

>>71751169
can't stand watching beyond season 1 because of him, ruins any episode he's featured in

business idea: sims game but for adults

want (((alison brie))) to use me as her human toilet

want her to piss, shit and vom into my gaping gob

want to polish her shite-caked hole with my tongue

want to suck out the congealed menstrual filth from her bloody cunt

>>71751207
I was talking to the american xo

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find someone ITT who dresses better than me I dare you

>>71751169
a backstabbing junkie cunt who steals your girl? shouldn't be hard to find

45 is a Cowardly draft dodger with absolutely no understanding of Americas strengths. His personal insecurities keep him fear mongering his fellow cowards aka his supporters. Prez once you can destroy the entire planet and its ability to sustain human life you don't needs more nuclear weapons. 45 is the clear and present danger to the GREAT already country I love. We cannot allow a wimpy narcissist to sword rattle on our behalf. Someone please get 45 a binky and put him down for a nap. The sky is not falling donny no matter how afraid of people of color you are.

hi, pls come to cytube
room is nederdraad

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>>71751212
be verrrrry careful now

>>71751106
>His negotiation tactics over this nuclear deal with Russia is pathetic
Worse than Hillary selling Russia a fifth of the USA's uranium because they bribed her?

>>71751266
mmhmm

Reminder that a 'submissive' or 'passive' gf is a TRICK, an act of canny deception.

What you think if that you're going to get a girl who won't bother you and will go along with whatever.

What you'll ACTUALLY get is a needy girl who will ask you to do everything and will hold you responsible for everything, including how she feels at any particular point in time. You become nothing more than a pack animal for her.

Do NOT be fooled by the 'submissive' gf lads.

>>71751208
Where is this from?

>>71751303
so I should marry a lesbian?

>>71751303
I'll never have a gf anyway.

>>71751272
Get the fuck over Hillary lmao

Bet you think she's actually an interdimensional paedo as well

>>71751303
this

>>71751332
She's not an interdimensional paedo, she's a paeodphilic energy vampire.

>>71751324
You should find the rarest of all gfs, the dominant gf

I would say 'find a gf who can balance herself' but I haven't heard of those before

>>71750457
>fucking non-virginal women

deserved it

>>71751236
*cries even harder*

>>71751208
>an then I woke up :(

>>71751332
If she was, the media would never let on.

would you let a gang of fit rugby lets have their way with you?

>>71751381
If they were girls ye

>>71751320
babestation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUn12KvkgdI

doing a groove

>>71751381
sometimes do big wanks over the thought of a big strong rugby lad fucking me rough and using my botty

>>71751303
We need them to create robot gfs.

>When brits rent a car they call it "hiring a car"

what the fuck? do you hire a hotel room?

just read the wikipedia article for pinworm infection and am now thoroughly disgusted

>>71751445
yes

>>71751445
yes

hire = short term
rent = long term

>>71751445
Right I'm fucking fed up of you stupid yanks, you have until 200 posts to fuck off, or else.

>>71750255
>>71751479

>>71751445
a. To engage the services of (a person) for a fee; employ: hired a new clerk.
b. To engage the temporary use of for a fee; rent: hire a car for the day.

boys put willies in girls and boys bums

girls have fannies that boys stick hard willies inside and do cums

doin a wank to the thought of putting a willy into a fanny and doing a cum

there ain't no such thing as a free (You)

>>71751519

Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"

did a wank, got back to check /brit/, ZERO (you)s
;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;

>>71751540

>>71751540

>>71751519
weapons-grade runtishness in one image

really need a trap gf

Give me a free (you)

*sings in Urdu*

>>71751519
reddit as fuck

>>71751540
here's a free (you)

@1560
christ just fuck off you twat

>>71751575
*makes you pay for this (you)*

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fucking

>>71751479
reply
pls

>>71751560
>>71751560
>>71751560
>>71751560
utterly brilliant post

This is what /brit/ is all about

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PuertoRico/comments/5witi4/i_have_the_best_way_for_puerto_rico_to_get_rid_of/
hmmm

>>71751612
*doesn't reply*

So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, It's easy now
Yes, It's easy now

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>>71751636

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Allow me to explain this in a simplistic manner for you to understand.

According to the OECD
>Germany's population is 80,645,610

Again, according to the OECD, of that 80.6 million
>Males between the age of 20 to 35 years old make up some 7,584,541

Of that 7.58 million males, 20% will be either foreign nationals (8%) or non-european immigrants (12% - largely Turks)

Which means, the true amount of ethnic german males between the age of 20 to 35 is 6,069,233 men.


Now, if we want to look at the dreary statistics, we can look at how you handled the Migrant Crisis from 2014 to 2016. The following statistics are from the German government and the UNHCR, explicitly concerning asylum seekers who were registered.

In 2014, you took in 173,100 asylum seekers
In 2015, you took in 1,091,894 asylum seekers
In 2016, you took in 280,000 asylum seekers

Of all these asylum seekers, if you go by the absolute best case scenario laid out by the UNHCR, 58% were male between the age of 20 to 35 (this does not include those who registered under a false age). Meaning:
>You took in roughly 896,097 men between the age of 20 to 35.

This is compounded with the current non-european immigrant background and foreign national number of 1,517,308 to give you a grand total of 2,413,405 men of non-european heritage who will compete with your ethnic German men for breeding grounds.

Or in other words, 30% of the men that will be breeding with your women will be non-European. And if you know anything about muslims, they breed like fucking rabbits.

Demographically, you are doomed. It doesn't matter if Merkel throws out 100,000 this year. The fact is, with the middle eastern/african fertility rate, you have crossed the ethnic rubicon.

You cannot go back.
Your muslim population will be nearly a fourth of your population in 2020.
You will be an ethnic minority in your life time.

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>>71751560
Excellent post, my good sir.

>>71751633
>SAN JUAN – Puerto Rico’s deep and prolonged recession has led to a severe debt crisis. And the combination of economic contraction and massive liabilities is having dire consequences for the island.
Everywhere in the United States commonwealth, private-sector jobs are being lost. Total employment in Puerto Rico has fallen from 1.25 million in the last quarter of the 2007 fiscal year workers to less than a million almost a decade later. Without employment, large numbers of Puerto Ricans (who are US citizens) have emigrated. But, despite this flight, the unemployment rate is now 12.4%. Without job prospects, the labor participation rate has plummeted to 40%, two-thirds of the level on the US mainland. About 60% of Puerto Rico’s children live in poverty.

Spic shithole

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>>71751561
>mfw some tripcunt did a cum while I was on /brit/

>>71751633
doing a big think over this.....

abandoning my german studies for a month was NOT a good idea
can barely remember any of this shit

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>>71751636
f

>>71751519
9gag

might write a movie

>>71751661
This is actually really worrying, how did things get this bad?

you boys going to watch the trump vs congress match tonight?

expecting trump to squeak out a cheeky 4-2 victory

why are late night talk shows so popular in yankland but really caught on over here?

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>>71751564
>>71751565
>>71751588
it is my devilish delight to announce that you have been swindled!

dry your eyes my friends, for you are not the first to fall hook line and sinker for one of my classic japes, nor shall you be the last.

>>71751670
that's why we're all going to the mainland yankee :D you better like the gasolina

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rally make me tin k

if america cut their military budget in half, which would still leave them as by far the biggest spender, they could get $1000 to every man, woman and child in the country every year

really makes u think

>>71751770
yeah

>>71751770
Or they could use it to fund robot gf engineering.

>>71751661

Good. To hell with the Teutonic race. Germany has and always will be a scurge on human and specifically European history. May the Muslims complete what the Romans set out to do.

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>>71751722

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>>71751661
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>71751770
don't know how well these conversions work. some times they wouldn't have that money to spend in other ways depending on the source

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>>71751770

need to see karen doing a wee

>>71751693
ja ich wohne in einen sudafrika, fleugzug ist sehr brot unt madchen orangensaft doppelhaus, ist gut!

Plòu, plòu, de faiòu,
La galino, la galino
Plòu, plòu, de faiòu,
La galino a fa soun iòu !

>>71751844
fantastic post

model s
model 3
model x
very funny revelation right now lads, having a hearty chuckle at those dastardly yanks

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reading me a good book

>>71751746
they're not popular here at all i don't know anyone who watches them

of mice and men is a fantastic book

>>71751844
can a german lad tell me what this means, feel left out

>>71750359
MAGA FAGHOT

>>71751921
t. english teacher

>>71751925
not german but

you are living in south africa, fluoride in the water is mental orange doppelgangers, it's good

>>71751925
>he never did german

yes I live in a south africa, flying is very bread and women orange juice house, is good

do Karen girls exist

>>71751925

"Ya, I work in one South Africa, flying is very bread and girls oranges double house, is good!"

>learning German
Great-grandad fought a war to make sure I would NEVER have to learn it, shan't even contemplate reading a post that contains German or translates it

RILEY HAS BEEN SPOTTED LADS

>>>/lit/9171293
>>>/lit/9171293
>>>/lit/9171293

>yes I live in a south africa, flying is very bread and women orange juice house, is good

hmm....

feels bad that the german people are going extinct

got told to kill myself in greggs

https://youtu.be/ZMQXu32ilmA?t=8m10s

imagine trying to run a popular show with retards for staff

>>71752049
Yeah

If by "bad" you mean "good"

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>cycle runts

>>71752049
honestly i was having a pretty bad day until i read that post about german people losing their ethnicity. now i've got a little extra pep in my step. feels good

>>71752081
howling
top bloke, put them right in their place

>>71752067
t. chaim goldstein

actually a friend from college has a Karen gf

lol

>>71751810
The grammar and spelling mistakes make this post t b h

>>71752081
ululating

>>71752081
cager freak

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>71752097
never reply to me again, kr**t

hate the bloody nazis lads

best non-fiction you've ever read?

>What is ghost posting?

>It's a way of continuing discussion after the thread in question has been removed from 4chan. Ghost posts will only appear on Desuarchive and they will only bump the thread up in the ghost index. You can't post images with ghost posts.

Imagine being such a spacker you actually do this

>>71752183
The Bible

>>71752183
Thhe Bible

Will never go on dating sites, simply couldn't take the height rejection

>>71752183
book of mormon

>>71752200
Yeah, imagine that... haha

>>71752183
the scramble for africa by thomas pakenham

absolutely brilliant book, you'll learn a lot from it. It's well researched and historically accurate but it's written in such an enjoyable way it feels like you're reading a good novel

>>71752220
>tfw 6 foot, good looking, well built virgin

Ah yes, autism

>>71752220
list your height publicly and if women continue talking after a while then it's a good chance they don't care, the ones who do will stop or not respond at all

>>71752220
>tfw 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse
>still can't get laid

>>71752247
read the great game: the struggle for empire in central asia

you'd like it

imagine being jk rowling's ex-husband

>>71752303
not him but is it non-fiction

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>In fact, it codified its value system in a series of “rules.” Like everything it did, these were constructed piecemeal from pop culture. Rule #1 was taken from Fight Club’s Rule # 1: “Don’t talk about 4chan.” All the rules had a Lord of the Flies vibe to them. They were very obviously created by a bullying and anarchic society of adolescent boys—or at least, men with the mindset of boys—particularly lonely, sex starved man-boys, who according to their own frequent jokes about the subject lived in their parents’ basement. (Poole himself lived in his parents’ basement well after the initial success of the the site.) They were obsessed with Japanese culture and, naturally enough, there was already a term for people like them in Japan, hikikomori—meaning “pulling inward, or being confined”—teens and adults who withdrew from society into fantasy worlds constructed by anime, video games, and now the internet. And of course, it’s relevant to note here the themes of Fight Club itself, a film about a male collective who regains their masculinity through extreme acts after it has been debased by modern corporate culture.

Doing a read

>>71752316
Shan't

>>71750359
>tfw when a defense contractor
Can't wait to buy a cozy house lads, /brit/s invited, bring good beer and music

>>71752183
beaver towers

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cara bum

>>71752220
I'm 5'8 and I've had 6 fairly long relationships with women

just be yourself

was given permission to post here by a brit

>>71752200
>not wanting to be part of the irc crew

>>71752364
ah yes what a lovely arched back
bet she's flat as a board

>>71752339
>>71752339
>>71752339
>>71752339

>>71752381
>>71752381
>>71752381

>>71752314
yes it is

>>71752386
>>71752388
both early

hmm

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Germans are literally to blame for everything plaguing Anglos today. That drug addiction epidemic your white trash population is suffering from? Thank the Germans for inventing heroin, supposed to be a less addictive form of morphine. Good job fucking that one up, Attila.

Your native car market sucks? Blame the patent-trolls over at Volkswagen, stiffiling innovation and competition.

Atheism? Germany. White Supremautism? Germany. The Balkans? Germany.

Never forget they let a tranny represent them at Eurovision.

>>71752005
>It's a philosophical/psychological/political thriller

>Set in the 22nd century, American society has reached unprecedented nationalism with a sense of utopia bolstered by a new economic system that is split with an upper and lower class divide - the lower class is kept at bay with propaganda and extreme welfare system, as robots has replaced them in the workforce, where the upper class retains property rights & entrepreneur privileges.

>The film revolves around a flawed, idiosyncratic Upper class citizen that starts a movement in the Lower class to break from from their jaded complacency of welfare, promoting a message of not being complacent with what you perceive as wrong.


>The thing you'd edit would be a page long.

>It's just taking what I wrote and removing unnecessary words, along with rewriting certain bits to make the page sexier, you know.

>Would continue the service with the editor for other things I have going on too if it works out, yeah.


SCREAMING AND HOWLING

>>71752403
Protocol dictates the British thread must be used

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>>71752267
>>71752366

5'7. Already in a relationship haha was just saying I'll never use them x

>>71752255
>>71752293

Still a bit envious of you lads, rather be a tall virgin than a short normie. Grass is always greener

>>71751238
You look like a pretentious faggot

>>71751570
:3

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