/brit/

just had sex

>>71748021
they're all a state but that young lad is truly a genetic disaster.

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kate

i want maisie to deep throat me with her feet.

Listening to Prussian marches

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the goal

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>>71747853
>>71747853
>>71747853
uh oh
>>71747853
>>71747853
>>71747853
uh oh
>>71747853
>>71747853
>>71747853

got to stop thinking about vaginas

you must be seriously mentally ill to believe some jewish conspiracy

Secular-Judeo-Christian alliance in
Marxist Islamists out

>>71748134
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs

anyone else?

gfs out lads :(

I am a radical agnostic

>>71748021
ah yes, northerners

gf's in lads :)

>>71748174
shouldn't have been a Marxist islamist then

>>71748167
yeh obviously lol

>>71748129
>tfw genetic disasters get more sex than you

in any decent threads atm lads?

>>71748002
>>71748002
>>71748002
know what study that was? it may explain a lot about my life

>>71748236
nope

broken britain

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-39119990

the biggest problem in any ideologically platform is infighting

it is much easier to destroy a movement from within than from outside

>>71748142
'sheed

If doubles, every one gets a gf

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hmmm?

Doing another essay for my runt degree haha

Youtube TV is now a thing

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the goal

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>>71748251
fucking hell

>>71748174
bet you don't even know who with

>>71748262
*researches points of friction within the rorkist movement*

ah yes this should do it

>>71748291
I can respect a woman with powerful forearms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12pGfOXg6X4

the averagefu

>>71748268
if dubs everyone braps

If I get on the train to grimsby and take a picture in an arcade will I get (You)s?

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>Britain

What went wrong?

>>71748021
GRAND DAD!

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ah yes, everyone is in my thread, dancing to my tune

now here's THIS

>bag raiders getting their big break through memes
>i've been on them from day
good feel

>>71748317
the right will absolutely collapse if they still squabble about mainstream conservatives vs alt right, ethnic nationalism vs civic nationalism, etc.

the left are already united in the west against trump (well apart from in the UK Labour Party because of Corbyn and his gang of commies)

the only way the right will survive is if they unite and gang up against the left as a whole

porridge here, ama

>>71748355
modern architecture and cost cutting efficiency at the expense of aesthetics, same thing that went wrong with every other county

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the chest pillows gf

>>71748355
could get to that junction in 46 minutes if i left now

>>71748432
do it

>>71748021
>dat file.jpg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF! FILTH.

>>71748403
>the left are already united in the west against trump
no they aren't
the left is in absolute shambles and chasing ghosts.

meanwhile the right really doesn't give as shit and right win parties are just absorbing he more "extreme" elements in order to win, like with the UK tories

>sitting out on the balcony while reading the 'conomist

feels good Senpai..

>tfw have a lovely sweet loyal gf
>tfw I feel like I could get a slightly more attractive, more intelligent one and that she's under my league

>>71748476
patrician post

>>71748413
>same thing that went wrong with every other county

no mate, all countries were plagued by it but at least Europe/north america comes off looking good

britain went too far

>>71748462
>biw

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>>71748325

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>XIX century /brit/

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the goal

wish we could edit our posts

>>71748511
>all countries were plagued by it but at least Europe/north america comes off looking good
I see you have never left the country, I hope browsing /int/ will encourage you to some day.

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always my drink of choice desu

>>71748471
We'll see what happens in France. Got a big feeling that in Le Pen vs Macron, the centre-right Republicans will turn against her and side with a lefty because she's "just too extreme"

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>>71748511
>north america comes off looking good

>>71748553
Just hit your sales targets 20 more times and you might get enough commission for the finance deposit!

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>turning 30 soon

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WATCHbbbrrRRRRrrrrrRRRbbbbBBB IT DOOKU

>>71748558
>I see you have never left the country

you utter fucking idiot

>>71748550
scotch bint

>>71748550
>roman numerals when referring to centuries
Quite literally just vomited in my mouth a bit
Fuck off

time for some of the good ol' /r/unitedkingdom

>first day in class
>Alright let's go around the room, everyone say their name and a fun fact about themselves

what do you say?

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>Why haven't you burnt down your local church/ mosque/ synagogue, lads?

>>71748633
Most of my teachers in primary knew I was a sperg even then so I was allowed to skip things like this haha

>>71748563
'kinell $12 for 1.75L, would rather drink me own piss 2bh

>>71748598

*leans next to you*

Fuckin' banking clans eh?

>>71748633
Hello, my name is Mohammed and I come from Yorkshire.

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>>71748599
Ah yes the pristine untouched beauty of Paris

>>71748355
got a lot of mates from Sevenoaks

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>irish """"cuisine""""

being needy with the gf
not attractive

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>>71748633

My name is Sunil and I can speak 3 languages.

>>71748633

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

>>71748681
cherrypick all you want

ngl I would kill everyone in this thread for the chance at getting a gf.

@71748710
i stole this post from you last night and got some nice (You)s from it :)

>>71748573
absolutely soul destroying

>>71748648
these people are literally insane

bought some sable grapes from Aldi.

they're pretty good. better than your average grape thats for sure.

Th oust listening to Mastodon- Blood Mountain- current song- Crystal Skull

just scoffed a dozen 'cakes

>>71748210
>>71748231
>>71748268
>>71748623
>>71748634
>>71748660
>>71748674
>>71748721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AFzs6oRMoy

>>71748728
You have an extremely narrow perspective if you think the UK is the only country that has been fucked over by poor architecture and social housing

>>71748633
I remember at like primary school in year 1 or so, and they were asking us about our pets
now, my dad's a big fan of discworld, so he named our cat "Mr Bastard" as a reference to the camel from Pyramids (called You Bastard)

and my dad would openly call the cat Mr Bastard at the house, and I didn't know it was a swear word

so when it was my turn to talk about my pets, I said I had a cat called Mr Bastard, and the teachers were a bit concerned
so at the end of school when my dad was picking me up the teachers asked him to rename the cat to something less vulgar

71748740

shan't be giving anymore (you)s to this one

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yank uni birds desu

>>71748777
I already said all countries have you illiterate mong

britain was hit particularly hard, its an embarrassing ugly shambles

>>71748793
i hope your dad told those meddling cunts to fuck right off

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bruh

who /shy centrist/ here

>>71748834
lol so true

drinking beer from a wine glass

>>71748812
sheed

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should i shave?

>>71748390
What memes?

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ahh the M1

official gateway to the northern powerhouse

drinking beer from a pewter tankard

>>71748832
essentially, yes he did

>>71748772

Good post m8

>>71748881
ah yes the deluded twat who lives in whitby and thinks all of britain looks like the cotswolds

drinking a nice big pint of warm cum x

>>71748885
all the best memes

>>71748834
how women so strongly adhere to the 'bad guy' stereotype but still insist that historically all sex isn't essentially been rape

absolutely demolished those sable grapes lads.

hope i dont die from gorging on too much fruit like king john x

made a belter of a post in /nederdraad/

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getting my daily dose

>>71748812
Do you actually have any evidence that it has been hit any harder than any other country

you never anticipate all the piss that gets caught in the hair on the back of your head

if the universe will eventually end then why don't we just figure out a way to escape the universe?

>>71748850

> not being Anarcho syndicalist with Australian characteristics

https://youtu.be/VNU0nraMLqc

>>71748947
Like the racist frog?

>>71748940
pics

*evicts you*

gimmick idea: masturbicating

>>71749001
it won't end it will reach an energetic equilibrium

>>71748021
british white trash have a very distinctive look about them, not even australian white trash look like that despite having anglo genes

must have been a lot of inbreeding on that island between now and when australia was a penal colony

>>71748982
wasn't 'hit hard'.

germany was literally 'hit hard'. britain was in an advantageous position to fully embrace false progress of modernism

>>71748927
thx

i was watching a video about an alleged tazzy tiger sighting. what do you think about it? do you think they might still exist? what's the overall opinion amongst australians? is it ridiculed like sasquatch in the US? or are people more accepting of the possibility?

i have a theory that the government is suppressing the existence of thylacines because it would complicate their logging and mining efforts

>>71748982
comparing what I see here to what I see abroad

just give up lad, britain is pathetically grim, you're acting north korean-tier right now

>>71749051
>that island
it's not even the island, it's small town folk who never leave their villages that are inbred (and racist - hmmm)

>>71749051
they're probs of irish descent

what the FUCK i just googled "bogdanoff call" and found the bogdanoff reddit page

i thought this was just a /brit/ gimmick???

feel a poop in me bum tbqh ngl la

>>71749007
i'm more of an anarchofascist taking after the mexican trust fund nonce from /tv/ and /lit/

>>71749119
/brit/ is the wellspring of most successful gimmicks these days

>>71749017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

i'm an arachnocommunist

>>71749119
what is the story behind this

>>71749018
>TRUMP MADE MY SON AUTISTIC

>>71749119
they fucking nick all our gimmicks i swear.

mental to think that Britain was once a decent looking country

>>71749063

Pretty sus, but I'd think it best that they're dead. Tasmanian devils are enough

>>71749119
hmm
just did the same and apparently I had given the post an upvote but I don't remember it

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

>>71749153
I stroked a cat today

it was very placid and had nice eyes

>>71749195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KD4Y3iTnXQ

what would you give it out of ten
in terms of being fit

>>71749183
bloody germans

>>71749163

>not being an anarcho-syndicalist

Weak

*HEEMs all the y*nks ITT*

Here's one for you lads.

Prime Minister of these United Kingdom.

A) Jeremy Corbyn

B) Donald J. Trump.

You may choose only one, or Brexit fails, we stay in the EU but are Merkels bitch forever, EU army walks on British soil, and Russia annexes the Isle of Wight.

>>71749180
>>71749177
>>71749150
are you guys fucking retarded? seriously? that bogdanoff call was on /pol/ way fucking before /brit/ started using it

let me guess.

/brit/ thinks they came up with ballbusting and the walking man meme as well right?

Or how about fucking Tim Bynre. Where there are comments on his YouTube page talking about reddit from 2 years ago

Im genuinely wondering what gimmicks /brit/ has actually come up. FOY maybe?

>>71748021
Hahahahahahaha

>>71749184
tassie tigers were bro-tier

>>71749239
>You may choose only one, or Brexit fails

*chooses neither*

>>71749239
Jedza

>>71749243
>Russia is any better
lmao lad

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>>71749231
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>got 1 person saying happy birthday on facebook today

I know that I've been "that guy" for quite a while now, but it's really starting to hit home as I inch closer to 30, fucking hell. I need to make new friends but I can't seem to shake off being a miserable cunt

There needs to be a support group for depressed anti social dweebs where they can make connections and give each other handjobs and shit

>>71749241
but seriously, what is the story behind it

>>71748978
it's funny because Sargon regularly bashes everyone on the same side as him and desperately tries to deny he's on the right by flip flopping over several issues until his political ideology looks nonsensical and incoherent

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Which are socially higher, Celts or Anglo-Saxons?

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Che Guevara visited a lot of countries.

>>71749163
rise up, spiders of the world

wair da brits wair da brits wair da brits @

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw

>>71749241
we have cheeky spliff, PJW, *walks towards you* and *blocks your path*

>>71749303
ah yes ireland

>>71749303

w.. well we didn't want him here anyway

>>71749241
ahhhh yes posting started on /brit/

>>71749326
interesting, russian cats have extra fur around their necks

twist and shout is a shit song

>>71749300
Celts actually speak a Germanic language

>>71749326
tell me about the cat man
why does he sksksksk

>>71749223
6

he was an old noble cat

>>71749046
yeah not a clue like

>>71749356
it's because they don't wear collars

Broke apart an apple with my bare hands lads

>>71749352
/a/ and /b/ are breakaway branches of /brit/

In the beginning, only /brit/ existed

>>71749268
Yeah... but this picture is really makes me laugh.

>>71749382
neither does mine 2bh

is Robin Seplut, dare I say it, our guy

>>71749382
Only bitch cats do

>>71749374
>old
only like young hot cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBFhV3-tXo

must be really annoying being a stray cat and not being able to/having anyone to groom your neck hairs

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>Cow Urine Can Sell for More Than Milk in India

>“Around 30 remedies can be prepared at home with cow urine,” said Sunil Mansinghka, chief coordinator at Go-Vigyan Anusandhan Kendra, a cow-focused research organization in Nagpur that’s supported by two Hindu groups. “It’s our foremost ambition to reach the elixir to countrymen.”

the UTTER state of india

>>71749184

I saw this one cryptozoology show from Australia that was investigating alleged black cat sightings. Everytime faeces was sent to this one lab, it always came back as domestic housecat. So they went to the zoo and got scat from a cheetah, sent it in, and sure enough came back as domestic housecat.

I don't really have a point in relation to your post, I just wanted to elaborate on my conspiracy theory.

One day I'm going to travel to the Tasmanian bush armed with a camera and hunt the thylacine like Seal Team 6 hunted Bin Laden. And then I'll go down in adoration and glory in Australian history books. I'll become rich and famous, and Aussie birds will lust after me. I'll do two, three, sometimes even four at a time. Eventually I'll contract hepatitis and die. But it'll all be worth it cause in the end, it doesn't even matter.

be honest.

would you wank to a video of your oneitis getting blacked?

>>71749405
not what i mean but i like your interpretation of the post

GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS!! GET YER FRESHLY, TOASTED, AND SALTED AND ROASTED GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS! STEP RIGHT ON OVER LA

>>71749379
google entropy and thermodynamics

also stability of baryons etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY

>>71749461
yeah probably

>ywn live in Kursk Oblast and spend all your time looking after cats in the street

>>71749461
>having a oneitis

did not realise this was kiddy hour

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>>71749488
thank you for this

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>>71749229
>>71749255
>>71749268
>>71749334
>>71749373
>>71749051
>>71749007
>>71748927
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

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given up the ol' ghost

>>71748471
right wing party here is more fractured than labour in the uk 2bh

>tfw 92 IQ and clinically retarded
>tfw average IQ will drop 15 points by 2100

if i live that long i'll be a genius

Wish slater from /fa/ was my mate

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>>71749531
*fwwwwwwwwwwwwpt!*

>>71749526
this desu
women are absolutely not worth getting emotionally fixated and attached to

>>71749531
another remarkable contribution to /brit/ history from the yanks, how do they continue to maintain such a high standard

fuck off

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In May 2005, viewers inundated the ASA with new complaints regarding the continuous airing of the latest Crazy Frog advertisements.

The intensity of the advertising was unprecedented in British television history. According to The Guardian, Jamster bought 73,716 spots across all TV channels in May alone — an average of nearly 2,378 slots daily — at a cost of about £8 million,

just under half of which was spent on ITV. 87% of the population saw the Crazy Frog adverts an average of 26 times,

>don't have problems with mice
>get a cat
>cat dies
>mice everywhere
>need to get another cat
so called 'progress'

>>71749549
oust the Bullprepper and restore Tones and things will recover

>>71749531
*grabs you by your neck rolls*

FUCK OFF???

Is there any country on earth which has actual countryside and doesn't use all of its land for agriculture

me and the gf
https://youtu.be/00F0ZmILV7g#t=57

opinion on Emmanuel Macron?

>>71749528
no problem x

i can immediately detect a kiwi accent but i can't in the slightest imitate it

can someone vocaroo how a kiwi might say "how now brown cow"

>>71749588
was this the jews or cia?

>>71749610
tones is finished, if he returns it will only be as the figurehead to lead the LNP into the whitewash that the 2019 election is certain to be

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>Australia
>Talking about standards

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>>71749588
i miss the 00s desu
miss being a child with no worries or responsibilities

>>71749621
Canada
like 80-90% of the land is just wilderness
and not far away either
I can walk for like 20 minutes and be in the bush.

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>>71749632

>>71749621
the US. loads of it

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>>71749531
excellent post

find it funny when londoners think they're rich and important because they rent a shoebox a bit closer to skyscrapers

>>71749621
we've got loads in the south east

ever think about how great it would be if you weren't born

i do.

>>71749624
wonder if women like it when you bite their neck during sex

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>that kid who listened to nothing but crazy frog and "chipmunk" songs
>that same kid who would parrot phrases from little britain and Catherine tate whenever he got in an arguement

>>71749690
>Shoebox
>Brits have homes for their shoes
>Yanks wear shoes in their homes

hmm

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post shredded kangaroos

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>>71749625
blairite scum

>>71749621
have you never heard of our national parks you mongoloid

>>71749632
do you like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>>71749713
Yeah, it feels good.

>>71749713
they do. they like anything like that

been with 10 girls and 8 of them have liked
>Biting
>Choking
>Scratching
>Pinning
>spanking
>Hair pulling

Girls love being dominated and abused sexually. Dont really understand it desu

>>71749751
>have you never heard of our national parks you mongoloid
hmm still lots of farming, and sheep on the hills

>>71749767
get it from their dads

the gf says she'll only be satisfied with a big kangaroo cock and insists i give her my blessing to go through with it
not too keen but don't like the idea of being single either haha

doing a look at russia on google earth

crazy how so much of it is just empty and wild. must be some uncontacted tribes there somewhere

reminder that male felines literally have spikes in their dicks

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>>71749531

Really have to book for the doctor to look at my bollocks. They're really fucking painful

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I love Australians and Australia. I love your jolly fun-lovin' attitudes, your upbeat accent, your channel 9 Today Show with Karl and Lisa. I love pavlova, Foster's, and meth. My one dream in life is to visit Australia and live there long enough to become an honorary Aussie. G'day mates, and please throw another snag on the barbie for me. Thanks.

>>71749824
>richard port
alri

>>71749824
when will we convince women that all sex is meant to be literal rape

>>71748556
>right wing press
>who are they?
Good question.

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>>71749743

>>71749824
Puerto Rico should be a state...

really have to book for the blacksmith to weld my bollocks

>>71749847
>Today Show with Karl and Lisa
FUCK OFF
/brit/ is a strict Sunrise and Kochie zone

>>71749883
Kek

But seriously they're very painful

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>>71749891
no

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>>71749586
>>71749612
hmmm?

>>71749838
yeah but anything in the southern hemisphere is irrelevant

>>71749891
what about hamish and andy

>>71749767
This desu. Picked up some fatty the other day and she kept making me choke her. Choking her made me so nervous I lost my stiffy. I didn't like it at all. Much rather have a bit of a cuddle

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-28/beaconsfield-mosque-plans-church-offers-land/8312112
>An Anglican church in Perth's south, which has been opening its doors to local Muslim worshippers once a week, has offered to sell part of its land for a mosque to be built next door.
bravo anglicans

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>>71749838
*sets an emu loose in your house*

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>tfw georgie will never sit on your face

why even live

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>>71749743

>>71749922
Explain this

>>71749759
troppo sexual

have you spilt seed to this

>>71749976
sunstroke?

>>71749954
protestants and catholics are fake christians

>>71749935
they do a radio show in the evenings

/wales/

Yeaaaaah i live in Lundahn

>lives in a shithole borough in a cardboard box

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post beautiful women from the isles

The ABSOLUTE STATE of Puerto RICO

>>71749531
Best yank post I've seen all day.

*jumps off a cliff*

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>>71749955
*sets a supervolcano loose in your country"

>>71750008
I'll buy your ticket to moscow

>>71750024
kek

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need a borg gf to assimilate my dicc

heard there's no mcdicks in iceland

>>71749397
>Broke apart your mum's legs with my bare cock mate

>>71750035
kinda mad that they spent all that money on world ending nuclear weapons when they had one all along

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>>71749743
Whatd you say bout my pouch cunt

>>71750002
yes
its are suze (who i now have 1072 individual pictures of)
do you like suzy

has drumpf built the fucking wall yet

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>>71749743

>>71750107
no, and he won't

>>71750062
did mcdonalds burgers ever used to be fat and juicy like in the founder?

they seem to really easily get away with completely unrealistic portrayals of their burgers everywhere

>>71750041
ill buy your gay marriage and islam ticket

>>71749976
australians piss in their own mouths

>>71750077
would be right banter if someone set it off desu

>>71749850
al
ri
>>71749871
most of us want this

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>meeting with a group who work in my company's London offices
>three of them are black, one is a sikh
>all of them talk in that Jamaican sounding London accent even when they're talking about serious business stuff
>talking about pancake day at the end of the meeting when we're all leaving, all of them say they don't celebrate it and thought it was a Northern thing

>>71750088
yes but not for lewd

mog on the other hand >:D

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-28/man-faces-deportation-over-two-months-with-comancheros-bikies/8311956
>A man who spent two months as a member of the Comancheros bikie gang four years ago is facing deportation back to the UK, where he has not been since he was two.
*smiles smugly*

>The figures, published by HSBC, suggests the average child receives £131,832.94 in the first 25 years of their life through pocket money, tooth fairy donations, gifts and money for odd jobs and part time work.

Who the fuck are these billionaires giving 5k a year to their fucking spawn? All I got was physical abuse and Starbursts

>People think TRUMP will do anything hurt america in the long run

>People think Brexit will do anything but hurt the UK in the short and long run

Right wingers are fucking hilarious

>>71750164
>sikh
BRO-TIER MENTIONED

>>71750149
>fag enabler

see you were anglican all along

>>71750164
FUCK I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT PANCAKE DAY I'VE NOT HAD ANY FUCKING PANCAKES

this is the first time in living memory that this has happened and i've brushed my teeth

not very happy

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>this bloke walks up to your girl and slaps her ass

wat do?

>>71750211
t. Londoner

protestants and catholics are fake christians

>>71750164
moderately cared the first time i saw this post but i do not anymore

>>71750245
*punches you in the face for disagreeing with me*

>>71750255
>>71750255
>>71750255
>>71750255

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>>71750164
>Jamaican sounding London accent

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>>71750169
>yes but not for lewd
dont like the cut of your jib

>>71748021
I'm not even lying they look extremely British. Or they could be mountain people here along the AT

is it me or is Britain extremely cucked

at least the b***** men are pretty normal
not like they're in my city here even though they're everywhere on the tv??????

or is sky just cancer