Why are Scottish people so much cooler and smarter than Irish people?

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>>71738817
I like Irish people.

>>71738817
why are Brits so abusive agains the Irish?

>>71739261
I've been asking myself that question for 900 years

>>71739261
The Irish are to the UK what Poles are to Germany

>>71738817
Because they aren't Irish.

>>71739414
wow you are an old man

Scots are less inbred because of influences from every direction.

>>71738817
We're more attractive too.

>>71739414
I thought it was 700 years?

>>71739711
Fairly sure it's 800

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>>71739414
>>71739711
SPOOK! IT'S SCARY CROMWELL!

FLEE BEFORE HE PURGES THE EVIL, CORRUPT CATHOL-HICKS FROM BRITANIA

>>71738817
because they don't harbour a grudge towards their brothers for acts committed hundreds of years ago

>>71739414
Teach me your secrets O' old one

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the so called "famine"

>>71739414
This

>>71739711
850 since Ireland was invaded

>>71742904
Literally Potato Genocide

>>71749799
I can't wait for Australia to declare itself a Republic. First America, then Australia. Our blood will destroy the Monarchy, one place at a time.

>Scottish voted to STAY IN BRITAIN
>Irish revolted and escaped the regime
>Irish culture is noticeably better

really activates my almonds

Scots are just our rape babies that bent the knee.

>>71751750
wtf i love our colony now

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>>71751750
I have a friend who moved to Scotland to work as a chef at a fancy restaurant and he said he's seen a shitton of drunk women who are inebriated day and night and that most of the men he met were obese. He said that the when he's walking out during the evening, the streets are just filled with ugly, pudgy, shitfaced women. He also said that people eat deep fried snicker bars there.

>>71752086
Is that not how it is everywhere in europe?

>>71752237
I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere else, but here I rarely see fat people and I've never seen a woman get drunk, and I'm not even a shut in nerd. He's an even bigger normalfag than I am and he's went clubbing and had three girlfriends and he said that he's never seen women drunk like that, either. But then again, I have another friend who went to Finland and he said that women there are also massive alcoholics. He said he went on a cruise and that all the finns in it, including the women, got drunk by 10 am.