/balt/ + /ausnz/

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włoski

>tfw no big and strong Australian bf

daily reminder

communism isint real.

>>71733147
especially this guy he is surely not real

>>71733177
kys

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Every city outside of Sydney should be nuked t.b.h.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtoLiD_CE7o

>>71733194
where'd your leaf go?!

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>>71733177
*shoot you*
>>71733194
this

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Made someone think about matrix huh?

>>71733195
WTF? I like my city dude.

>>71733252
actually I wanted to make this edition for like 20min now, so this is just a coincidence
or I shall say glitch in the matrix itself

>>71733130
www.infowars.com

I'd trade my pussy for a citizenship of some cool country like Estonia or Australia

>>71733275
Je voudrais quelque chose a manger

>>71733295
SUPER MALE VITALITY

>>71733177
ah

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Instead of White Eastern Euros, now UK will be only getting Pakis and Indians lmao you sure played us all

>>71733299
your dog fucked AIDS and krokodil deteriorated pussy isnt even worth Tel Aviv

>>71733327
ahh~

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>>71733333
i really really like your digits

>>71733275
>t. Mohammed on welfare

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if nothing is real then you probably wouldn't mind if I killed you right?

>>71733340
Woah, quite rude. Who teaches you those manners, young man?

>>71733361
ara ara~

>>71733361
uhhhh~

>>71733419
But you killing me isn't real

pinch punch for the first day of the month

>>71733495
>>71733497
mmmm!~

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>>71733310
I only have (big) baguettes

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>>71733504
have this non-real hatchet mate
*chops you to little pieces*
now you are just big non real pile of meat
rest in nothingness

how can you hurt me if you ain't real? You're just a bunch of role playing bots written by bored 17 yo Latvian boy named Mikoto

>>71733567
mhmhmhnhngmhngng~

>>71733402
France is White, chang.

>>71733650
*moans*

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*prays to Oden for snus*

Gonna take the wife's dog out for a walk then be right back for shitposting.

>>71733606
You can't chop me with unreal hatchet.
Non real hatchet can't exist since matter is real

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>>71733746
here you go bud

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>>71733790
Thank you Estland, greatest ally!

>>71733613
ok let me try
You are whore and nobody cares about you in the entire world.
You are just a trash that even your own father your own blood and one of the closest people in the world threw you away.
You are nothing here and you will always be that way.
If you died nobody would even care.
Toxic waste of nothingness.
Cancer is your middle name.
The world would only benefit if it didn't had you.


how did that felt, did it worked?

>>71733597
Works for me, mon frere.

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>>71733774
dead people don't talk
and you are dead

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>>71733957
Here borrow our and make the job right

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But what is death.
And what lies after death.

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>>71734007
thanks
As for appreciation.
I'm gonna kill you the last.

>>71733752
Do you have threesome with that doggy?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>71734147
yes

>>71734147
Allegedly.

>>71734210
but is there proof?

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STOP WATCHING PORN

>>71734243
Hmm we could place a recorder, but that might count as some one around to hear it. If so, then it's literally impossible to make proof.

>>71734316
It is possible if you check some kind of vibrations in the area maybe

>>71733921
sure, have some then!

Omg you did this, Lithuania. You hurted my lonely whorish feelings. That proves I real.
*hangs herself*
But wait, if I won't read that post -> you won't hurt me -> which means you aren't real ;-;

Do you guys like girls with broad shoulders? Went on a date with a broad-shouldered grill the other day and she's v cute but her shoulders are wider than mine.

>>71734407
you are not real

>>71734483
You went on a date with a girl (male).

>>71734483
no
btw that wasn't a girl that was a trap
you better run mate

>>71734489
>>71734528
ive been bamboozled :(

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VILNIUS IS LITHUANIAN

>>71734824
>beta
g-girls don't know this term...

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>>71734824

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>tfw you have strong broad shoulders because of years of swimming

>>71734954
same here
swimmers master race

There once was a place called balt,
The shitposting would never halt,
An American came and told us his name,
As we killed him he cried oy gevalt!

>>71735039
GOAT sport tbqh

>>71733130
but if nothing is real then that statement is also not real which would make everything real

check mate atheists

>>71735094
bredy gud boem

t. lifiueinija indelegdualas

so you like poetry huh, lmao faggot

Knock a nigga lights out, uncle whack-a-nigga.

>>71735422
i like it too sometimes...

Auk miniseelikus, pauk garanteeritud

>>71735216
>but if nothing is real then that statement is also not real which would make everything real
if the statement is not real like everything else it doesn't automatically make it incorrect
there is no logic behind that mate

>>71735500
stfu

soon...

...you're gonna get your ass kicked

no

very soon...

...you're gonna get your ass dicked!

>>71735888
hot

>>71735888
that is pretty gay
you are gay

HOT! HOT! HOT!

NOT!

>>71735888
hot and impressive digits

yes indeed

yes indeed you are gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0vwOvVuQe4

Friendly reminder

>>71736047
no

>>71736071
yes

>>71736088
nah, i don't agree with you

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>Maginot line
>goes around it
Haha dude

>>71736064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUScU5cWXWo

>>71736112
I don't agree with your not agreeing to me

B E N I S
E
N
I
S

>>71736150
in your mouth

>>71736178
you don't say!? gay

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=de8f7FLrVZ0

>>71733130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

My benis is twitching and pulsing.

Thoughts?

>>71736235
I don't say
I write

>>71736144
sad

>>71736271
cut it off

RUSSIA!

>>71735120
butterfly is BEAST

>>71736323
I want to touch myself

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>>71736352
just don't watch porn mate

on this very day i celebrate two months without porn

>>71736375
I will imagine big and very strong Australian men

>>71736329
?

>Russia now has their agent in the white house
Your days are over and counted baltshits

>>71736420
that is super gay and you should be ashamed of yourself

>>71736452
It's not gay...

>>71736445
bybį čiulpk vatnyke

>>71736482
yes it is

>>71736422
Please accept us into soviet union again :)

>>71736532
It's only a fantasy...

>>71736549
still gay

>>71736445
>>71736452
>>71736482
>>71736489
>>71736532
>>71736541
>>71736549
>>71736564
you're all gay

>>71736564
How can it be gay if it isn't real?

>tfw no thread theme

>>71736600
fantasizing about gay stuff is gay
you are gay

Am I real for you?

>>71736541
but anime and soviets are incompatible :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CbgexJLK8

>>71736652
For it to be anything at all, to have defining characteristics, it must be real. If it isn't real, then it can't have that, so it can't be gay.

>>71736405
wow, you're big and strong guy, you admire me.

Valio Sovietiniu draugiju sandraugai ir mūsų draugui Stalinui!

>>71736696
straight people don't fantasize about gay stuff because that doesn't turn them on that just disgust them
if you do fantasize about it you are gay and there is no other way
the end

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>having a gf with triangle shaped body
ew

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MkWurrbKSjI

>>71736806
me in the middle

>>71736790
If I fantasize about artusis does it make him real?
I don't think so.

>>71736660
Yes darling
>>71736790
Look I told you two times, I'm gonna tell you third time - it isn't gay. End of the story.

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foreign bois are so funny

stupid cunts

>>71736905
lier, if I was real for you - you'd feel smth to me. but you don't, that means I'm not real for you - just a bunch of symbols on your screen ;-;

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Rare footage of Natasha at her workplace.

>>71737017
>you'd feel smth to me
that doesn't make sense

>>71737086
there's top part of the screenshot, she codes on ruby or python.

>>71737145
lel hello world program

>>71737145
yeah sure ‘;^)

*tilts my head*

>>71737227
*throws shoe at your face*

*farts*

eww

*cums*

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Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kF43L1gFc

the space is wast really wast we are just a little drop in the ocean compaired to the size of our immense universe and our combined efforts basically have zero impact on the universe itself
how does this make you feel?

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Way too easy

>>71737649
>implying space exists
lol keep believing those 3D animations
the earth is flat

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There's something about shaft's animations.

>>71737727
you don't exist so why I should believe you

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>>71733333
>white eastern euros

>>71737788
kiddo, YOU don't exist, so I'm not going to take anything you say seriously

>>71737842
I don't care
why should I care what you say if you don't exist
your words have no weight in them

>>71737903
same to you, my nonexistent """friend"""

>>71737935
all your so called "real" friends also don't exist so you don't have friends you are lonely nonexistent being
just an illusion

>wake up in a panic as i thought i slept in
>actually up way too early

hmmmmm

>>71738065
cute

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>>71733333

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>>71738145
cunt you cut us off

>>71738058
don't care because nothing is real

>>71738193
so sue me

>>71738257
already did

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>>71738065
Fucking autist, if I were you I would hang myself imo you should do it.

>>71738193
nah mate, we've just fallen off, Latvian americans used to be the 4th richest

>>71738291
Your obsession with suicide is unhealthy even for a Lithuanian, I worry about you.

>>71738333
impressive

omg look at me, i'm lithuanian progra... I mean intellectual XD

AND IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO SPEND LONELY NIGHTS WITH IT'S ACTUALLY BETTER TO BE FOREVER ALONE? RIGHT? RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT!

>>71738390
cute

Just got back from being the host at a local party. God damn the organization was so shit I should have asked double my wage

>>71737649
wet

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now this is cute

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I like suggesting suicide to people that I don't like

>tfw learnt coding so artusis could finally notice me cuz i'm nerdy gurl now
>found a job
>found a russian bf

what is the point of suicide if you already don't exist

>>71738581
great post (even if it isn't real)

>>71738619
thanks

what's the point of loving lithuanian if he doesn't exist?

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Cogito ergo sum

what's the point of caring about a disgusting 3d russian slag when >she
isn't real

What's the point of browsing /balt/ if it's shit now?

>>71738789
it's always been shit

>>71738789
then leave

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>>71738863
Not as shit as it is now. I don't even want to come here anymore. I check it from time to time and lo and behold it's shittier every time.

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>>71738863
>Anonimas
you again

>>71738961
it's actually a bit better tonight than last few weeks

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>that galindian subhuman is back

Alright, cunts, what do you do for fun?

>>71739078
fug ur mum

>>71738964
You mean that insane pan-slavist polack LARPer faggot, Anonimas?
Hate the guy, tbqh.

Mis teete, semud?

How do you spend your free time ?

CUNTS

>>71738753
>Cogito
proofs?

>>71739012
I miss the good times, lads. Now there's fucking Russians here. Aussies suck. It was fun at first but now I wish they just fucked off. I remember when the fucking cunts couldn't even keep the threads alive during the night.

>>71739149
weightlifting, shitposting, reading
nothing interesting t.bh

>tfw your lithuanian husbandu is just an analogue of the animu pillow and doesnt' exist

>>71739078
Play vidya, shitpost memes in chats, jack off, failing at everything I do and having no drive to do anything anymore.

>>71739202
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

someone kill me

>>71739212
What would you suggest to a guy who has no interest in reading, watching some normie tv show, playing vidya or wrightlifting?

Btw, i have no friends.

>>71739172
>the good times
no such thing existed
nor shall it exist

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>>71739331

>>71739280
digusting
take that shit back to brit

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Can't wait to place my mind into a computer and never come out tbhq

>>71739331
go out and find friends

>>71738789
necause my non-esisting lith bf is still here

>>71739078
I don't exist for fun

>>71739172
I've always been here, fucking newfag

>>71739280
hot, keep posting, lad.

>>71739280
more

>>71739467
same and I'm not even fat and ugly like you're

>>71739421
>>71739479
How do i do that?

>>71739672
>>71739623
>>71739451
hmm

>>71739721
heh I don't really understand how can you NOT have friends

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tig tax

>>71739793
could you fuck off back to /brit/

thanks xx

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FAGGOTS LEAVE MY THREAD

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>wanting to have a social life
I laugh at you normalfags

>>71739793
hot

>>71739930
so having friends means you are normalfag?
weeeew

this is even worse than anime

second for worse than anime

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>>71739768

>>71739990
I want a big and strong bf...

Estonian boys, can someone record on vocarioo, how to say ''Hi, do you have a minute?'' in Estonian?

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>>71739768
Do online friends count?

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>>71740057
>so having friends means you are normalfag?
Yes.

thank you based janny

>>71740347
I'm starting to like that neck

>>71740274
no not really

>>71740129
>>71740274
haven't you guys had any friends in your neighbourhood, school, uni, sports clubs and stuff like that?

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>>71740364
yanni does nice music as well...

>>71740347
yeah right
I have never had a gf and I'm virgin autist, but I have friends so that according to you makes me a normalfag.
nonsense

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playing torment tides of numenera

I was going to post a serious reply, but then I remembered this is /balt/ + /ausnz/.

Phew.

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me in the pic

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>>71740572
You're a failed normalfag, failed, but still a normalfag

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>>71740489

thinking about quiting masturbation for a while

>>71741372
yes also don't watch porn
EVER

>>71741404
I feel a strog desire to watch (gay) porn and touch myself. wut do??

>>71741386
don't stop posting

>>71741509
Chemical castration

>>71741509
kill yourself

>>71741404
second best post itt

where is the janny
ban this faggot

>>71741597
big and strong~

>>71741532
but how?

>>71741597
stop this or I'll touch myself

only a bullet in your forehead can cure you

liking gay porn while being a straight female is absolutly normal

>>71741916
please post here everyday darling

they should range ban britcucks

>>71741677
Chemicals

>>71741970
What's up with lenners eye

>>71742197
its popcorn

>>71742285
wow

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>>71740489
>online friends care more about you than your "friends"

>>71742285
gay

>>71742285
jees, wish my bf had the same body

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>>71742285

>>71742367
honestly I don't feel that you care about me :c

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>got a warning from janny for reporting that faggot shit load of times
there is no justice in this world

>>71742521
happy holidays :v)

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>janny is actually posting gay porn

>>71742589
hot. may I touch ur pee pee?

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and your thoughts?

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hi janny i know ur reading this teehee

im a girl btw

hey Janny u r so hot. Can I be ur gf?

>>71742427
This is benis, you must be banned as well

>>71743446
This is not a penis, you are a pervert and you need to be banned.

test

Dubs tell me if I should take my savings and start a new life

I have arrived

>>71743819
hot

>>71743781
yeah, everyone will die someday, so it's better to do as much as you can while you're still young

>tfw I've done nothing with my life the last the past 8 years

>>71742521
fear not my dude, got your back

bleep bloop

>>71744028
>tfw spent my teens playing WoW instead of having friends or a gf
>tfw spent the last 5 years watching videos every day and wasting my time instead of getting a J O B

haha d-dont care

>>71744495
> bleep bloop
haha, sounds cute

>>71744692
not
as cute
as
you
<3

>>71743819
no

gayy

>>71743446
obv massive sosig kono hentai!!

>>71744727
g-gah!~ T-thanks you... ;w;

rank the countries in this general by penis size (starting with biggest)

1. estonia
______20cm line________
2. france (because of niggers)
______10cm line________
3. new zealand
4. poostralia
5. shituania
6. burgerstan
7. poossia
8. belaruse
______5cm line_________
9. scatvia

>>71744862
i have a ben so big i have to get larger condoms because the regular ones cause the veins to not conduct blood and expand freakishly :S

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>>71744862
i'm pretty sure i have a bigger benis than you, finnic boi

I'm leaving my beer with you don't you fucking DARE drinking it

71745016
poooossssii poossi poossii

>>71744862
>niggers with a small dick
>mongols with an average dick
>horse lads with a tiny dick
this whole thing is just wrong

>>71745051
oh don't worry, i'll take real good care of it and you, after you pass out

>>71745068
pussy?
hmmm

>>71745051
I don't drink alcohol

>>71745129
faggot

hmmm

>>71745129
Me too

>be a poossi
>drink cum
yes indeed

>>71745243
new zealand

>>71745285
Pussy??

>>71745545
estonia

does anyone want to see my butthole?

71745584
poooosssii poossi poossi

>>71745831
>>71745831
>>71745831
>>71745831

new thread

>>71745804
I don't understand