/brit/

hi

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REALLY looking forward to this

Broccoli is fucking fine as part of a meal, nobody is telling you to eat it on it's own

daddy i think there's a spider on my floor. is it? and will you squish it?

any pancake mans in?

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>Nope, 5'11

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>""""""""""men"""""""""" under 6'2"

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>>71732386

any frenchmen in

>>71732426
i mean kids are ugly generally but those kids

they be fugly

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>>71732426
>racemixing is go-

>tfw crave intimacy but khhv

>>71732426
I know a shit load of half black kids who hate their black daddies because they're black though .

Got some free chicken wings from the Chinese for spending over £15 and they were they nicest I've ever had desu

Is it too early to have a beer?

bought the wrong sandwich

has some weird ingredients in it

>>71732510
I know one mongrel personally and he has a white dad and a Jamaican mum, he's a complete sperg

>>71732522
I'm cracking open the 'ka

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who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>71732522
No lad, I was drinking port at 9am lol x

>>71732354
based

>>71732536
WMBF children are always weird/autistic

just shat in some twat's sarnie

>>71732542
michael fassbender

>>71731874

nice to see someone reposting the exact screenshot that i took on my phone

>>71732536
my gf is from ecuador and i'm a little bit worried about if we have kids. love my gfs dark features but definitely don't want my kids to be dark

Honestly wish I wasn't 6ft3 gaining muscle is a pain.

>>71732542
Dev Patel

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the whip and yard

>Drinking on a weekday

fuck off alcoholics. must live in such a boring country

>>71732579
Color seems to come more from the mummy

why are there so many cucks in this general

Wish I was 5ft9 that's simply prime height

>>71732620
fuck off normie

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>>71732624
you are a failure

>>71732623
:(

might have to get a new whiter gf

>>71732624
howling. thats why you dont eat 350 calories worth of peanut butter.

it wont fill you up at all and you'll need to eat later

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me on the liddly left

any 'groids in here??

>>71732630
You better be a woman

Why do people still respond to that tranny cunt? Stop it FFS.

stop replying to it

>>71732542

chris tucker

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brits really make think

>>71732630
>Wish I was 5ft9 that's simply prime height
I'm 5'9 and its a tiny height

Practically everyone is taller than me

Think that pakis life is a hilarious disaster desu, wonder how long until he ends it all.

>>71732728
5ft9 is average height the human male is designed to be any taller is inefficient

>>71732718
fuck off Benny Svenny Svensson this is yank general

we need a new gimmick
any ideas?

>>71732755
Might be inefficient but being 5'9 is pathetic. I hate this height

>always had shti facial hair
>father and grandfather both had good beards
>starting using minoxidil on face 1 month ago
>already seeing mad progress

Loving it.

>>71732674
what am i looking at

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>when he's 5ft9

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>>71732767
should i shave mine?

https://twitter.com/SW_Trains/status/836281010270703616

>>71732773
i thought you got arrested or something

doing a cry

my llama escaped again, anyone seen him?

>>71732800
hga>>71732827

just brushed my teeth with Cif

The handshake seals the contract
From the contract there's no turning back
The turning point of a career
In Korea, being insincere
The holiday was fun packed
The contract's still intact

>>71732790
Looks okay, but its kind of sparse.

I wouldn't grow it out until you have more coverage but the stubble looks good

>>71732827
no but an alpaca went through these parts nigh on an hour ago

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>meeting with a group who work in my company's London offices
>three of them are black, one is a sikh
>all of them talk in that Jamaican sounding London accent even when they're talking about serious business stuff
>talking about pancake day at the end of the meeting when we're all leaving, all of them say they don't celebrate it and thought it was a Northern thing

>mastic gum arrived
you know what this means, lads?
a strong jaw awaits
i'll see you on the other side, jawlet cucks

could some one please give me a quick rundown on this "poleaboo" individual yes thanks xxx

how do i geta gf

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>>71732827
Found it mate but it's a bit weird haha

>>71732858
>>all of them talk in that Jamaican sounding London accent even when they're talking about serious business stuff

Do you work in a call centre?

Freddy adu off to polish second division

<5ft7: very short
5ft7-5ft8 short
5ft9:average
5ft10:average
5ft11-6ft: above average
6ft1-6ft3:tall
6ft3+:very tall

give me gay sex

feel like I've just been kicked in the bollocks

>>71732942
t. 5'9 king of manlets

>>71732513
Fried or grilled?

>>71732942
Ah yes the deluded manlet who thinks everyone in the UK is 5'8

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>>71732906
No a logistics firm, these are all well qualified people with degrees

>>71732472
>deciding if kids are hot or not

nonce twat

>>71732983
Fried, great blend of spices too

>>71732841

what's that about then? why are you going to court?

>a boy in the bush is worth two in the hand, i think i can help you get through your exams
what did he mean by this

>english people actually call Pancake Tuesday """Pancake day"""

@71733016
it's also your fault that all of this happened to you and you deserve everything you get

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>2 weeks off work after tomorrow
>2 FUCKING WEEKS
>Horizon zero dawn coming tomorrow
>gonna get fucked up and play all day

Excited.

>long list of people whose only common denominator is you and have no other connection nor reason to treat you any differently
>but they're definitely the problem

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>don't celebrate pancake day

>>71733036
It's Shrove Tuesday you nonce

>>71732878

he blames everything that happened to him over the last couple of years on everyone apart from himself. Textbook denial and delusion.

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>mfw americans sleep fully clothed with shoes on

>>71732858
State of """Londoners""".

>>71733036
it's Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day

>>71732994
Highly doubting this is true

were they like that black person from the Apprentice?

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In London it's called Roti Day

>>71733007
Sounds good

I order fried wings on hungryhouse all the time but I'm all about the wings:price ratio

Had some from a paki place called peri peri in Bristol and they were my favourite

And I live in London and I haven't had very good wings from anywhere

>>71732989
This is backed up by statistics, you don't have any evidence aside from anecdotal

Reminder to filter tripfags
https://yuki.la/fa/11328571

is he poleaboo a nonce?

>tfw ridiculously uneven scraggly chest hair

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england

>>71733120
>This is backed up by statistics

Ah yes, women, foreigners and old people. Average white male 18-25 is 6'1. Stay mad deluded manlet

currently on s01e10 of stargate sg-1

not liking the new tinder update. it's slower on my 4s now

Under 5ft7: subhuman
5ft8-5ft10:dwarf
5ft11-6ft1: short
6ft2-6ft3:average
6ft4:above average
6ft5+:tall

>>71733115
Wings are some of the most hit and miss items on takeaway menus desu

Had some great ones but had some absolute shite ones too

>>71733186
nice meme

thought i'd go for a run since i've got fat over the last 2 years, got a bit embarrassed and came back

>>71733161
source

>>71733200
Its not a meme, he has it right for white males of younger generations

the 'subhuman' and 'dwarf' should just be changed to 'short' though

>>71733161
Women aren't included in the stats, foreigners aren't if you exclude London, and if you've ever gone outside you'd know the average height isn't 6ft1 except in the Netherlands

the average white man is 6'1-6'2 with a 6.5"-7" cock

this isn't up for debate

if you fall below this, you're either not white or you're a manlet/cocklet

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Bought some of this in Morrisons, I've heard niggers love it.

Don't want it yet though, anyone had it?

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That's it lads, got the rest of the week off work.

Going to be spending it partaking in the ol' anime/manga, time well spent.

>poleaboo is actually on HRT and is a tranny

SCREAMING

What malnourished refugee centre do you live in where 5'8 is the average height?

Under 5ft7: not a male
5ft8-5ft10:tiny
5ft11-6ft1: very short
6ft2-6ft3:short
6ft4:average
6ft5+:above average

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just went for a 5 mile hike

now i'm eating a burger king for lunch lol

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Why do the insecure height fags come around trying it to make it look like something that matters
Unless you're notably lower than most the people in your country or you're looking for picky sluts nobody gives a shit

>he doesn't sleep stark bollock naked

How does it feel being a woman.

>>71733048
Sounds like the dream

I did something similar with Dishonored 2

Bought shit loads of food, alcohol, shut the curtains and just monged out for a few days

>>71732426
I wonder who could be behind this one...

at what age did you lads stop growing
got a massive growth spurt at 18 then stopped, was a massive relief to my manlet self.

hisss hissss I am a sneak

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>>71733161

reminder you should ALWAYS wank before making ANY decision
nearly dropped 50 quid on some kinky kit off amazon, instead ordered a £8 adaptor i really needed for my hard drive

>>71733273
it's fucking tragic

Howling at 6ft2 runts thinking they're big lads my 14 year old brother is taller you low test LOSERS

the term burger meal seems really childish

also what constitutes a burger meal? I guess we'll never know

>>71733369
Didn't work i wanked and then i spontaneously bought a dragon dildo

>>71733335
got a nice set of derek rose jammies tyvm

>>71733364
?

>>71733392
>also what constitutes a burger meal
usually a burger, chips, and a drink
can include a meme side option like wings or some doner meat on the chips

hmm curry or cottage pie for dinner tonight?

better have a wank to help me decide

>>71733364
dont get it, did he squeeze too tight?

>>71733350
>Ireland taller than UK
Absolute bollocks

>>71733392
guess that's what happens when your entire experience of the culinary world comes from a paki mum buying you literal shit from a takeaway

Under 100IQ: Subhuman
100-110IQ: Brainlet rorke
110-130: qualified to work in a post office
130-150: regular office job
150-180: can get a stem job
180-200: uni lecturer etc
200+: genius

>>71733369
Advice to live by
All decisions regarding relationships should be post wank aswell

think I'm going to get diagnosed with schizophrenia lads
I have to stay in the hospital and the doctor said I have 'delusional self hatred' and some signs of psychosis
JUST

>>71733411
>>71733428
didnt make eye contact with mel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hNeMc5x42A

ah yes

>>71733441
>Under 100IQ: Subhuman
me

>>71733433
fewer pakis, much lower population density
I'd believe it

>>71733369
Good advice desu, the post wank mindset is very logical.

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just be yourself

https://elifesciences.org/content/5/e13410

Being taller is associated with enhanced longevity, and higher education and earnings. We reanalysed 1472 population-based studies, with measurement of height on more than 18.6 million participants to estimate mean height for people born between 1896 and 1996 in 200 countries. The largest gain in adult height over the past century has occurred in South Korean women and Iranian men, who became 20.2 cm (95% credible interval 17.5–22.7) and 16.5 cm (13.3–19.7) taller, respectively. In contrast, there was little change in adult height in some sub-Saharan African countries and in South Asia over the century of analysis. The tallest people over these 100 years are men born in the Netherlands in the last quarter of 20th century, whose average heights surpassed 182.5 cm, and the shortest were women born in Guatemala in 1896 (140.3 cm; 135.8–144.8). The height differential between the tallest and shortest populations was 19-20 cm a century ago, and has remained the same for women and increased for men a century later despite substantial changes in the ranking of countries.

>>71733469
>>71733445
learning a lot here tbqh ngl

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>>71733364
>and if you get raped by a pack of niggers then it's your fault

had a lemon chicken thigh from tesco the other day lads, was very nice

>>71733458
wew, lay off the drugs if you're on any they'll make it worse

>>71733475
that's a jaw you can set your watch to

also what constitutes a burger meal? I guess we'll never know

>>71733364
Mel shaking off the nigger germs

>>71733510
i understand this reference

Under 5ft7: xx chromosomes
5ft8-5ft10:midget
5ft11-6ft1: short
6ft2-6ft3:below average
6ft4:average
6ft5+:tall

fresh prince of bel air is a tip comfy show

>>71733458
tell us what happened lad

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>>71733458
Put them out of business.

>>71733462
oh now I see it, bit rude of the black man tbf

>>71733475
Kin ell
Imagine him being the new lad at work or something
Would be fuming

>>71733510
>>71733538
same but dont know what it means, really square?

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>>71733475
>actually heard these words

>>71733428
>>71733411
mel hates blacks and jews

SCREECHING AT THIS TRANNY NONCE

decided i'll be doing my thesis on how brits became so witty and clever

>>71733634
Stop posting my bf please

>Americans can't tell the difference between English and Irish accents

going to the gathering of the juggalos this year

will be voting for the social liberal party and NOT for wilders

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>when you have a strong jobra but get acne
>go to docs for it
>gave me some cream that gave me a major breakout on my neck
>scarred to fuck

just watched the new alien film trailer

>We are the first team sent to recolonize a planet..

and they send a gay couple to help repopulate a planet? what?

>>71733634
need to spaff down her top

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>Americans can't tell the difference between their arse and their elbow because it's all just a pile of fat
HOWLING

Are traps gay?

>>71733684
HERE COOOOOOOMES

THE CRIMSON CHIIIIIIIIIIIN

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What went wrong?

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>>71733684
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN SHITPOSTING

>>71733335
nothing better than sleeping bollock naked together with a girl 2bh

>>71733684
very bulbous chin

>>71733475
guy on the left looks gay

>>71733749
turbononce

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>>71733697

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>>71733726
>>71733762
looks worse than what it is

>>71733786
>>71733697
>her
>>71733714
No

>>71733788
Want to bang a troon (you)

>>71733788
did you know that exposure to large amounts of carbon monoxide ofr a period of 4 hours causes a prolonged increase in oestrogen levels?

>>71733788
Post bum

are you cretins actually getting worked up about the size of your chin or the squareness of your jaw

god you're like fucking women

might start sleeping naked

>>71733562
Family made me go to the a&e to speak to the crisis team.
Told crisis team how I was feeling, spoke for about 2 hours and cried a few times. Finally i got angry and started crying and kept saying I was evil. Got sent to the hospital, the crisis team doctor explained to the doctors at the hospital that I was delusional because I said I was evil and that I have neglected myself and have polluted speech, which could indicate psychosis.

Now I'm here

>>71733893
wrap your willy so that if you have a wetter you won't have to change sheets

>>71733786
ah yes the not-so-humble mounds

>>71733892
only insecure normie twats

Got a jaw like a t-square

>>71733892
how round is your jaw lad?

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

>>71733893
Can I com in?

>>71733931
literally never happened to me and I find the idea hilariously pathetic

>>71733892
>>71733937
t. irreperably weak jawlines

>>71733902
whyd your family make you go in the first place

/brit/ before the wagies get back is a lot comfier

*has the skill as well as the vision to switch the play*

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>some yank itt puts a condom on before he goes to sleep naked by himself

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rate the jaw

@71733951
@71733968
point proven :)

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White women are vile

MUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I MADE CUUUUMMMMIIIIIES!~

>>71734040
not really though is it mate?

>>71734040
*pilfers your ball at the ruck and grubbers it so the winger can bag a meatie in the corner*

>>71734043
black women are shit
they're not soft and squishy like white women
too muscular
makes you feel like you're shagging a bloke

>>71733966

only if u r a qt girl :3

ellie fanning is only 18

thought she was 25 or something

>>71734095
is this cockney or gay slang

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>>71734096
Hello faggot

>>71734043
Almost threw up in my mouth there lad. Do NOT make a post like this again.

>>71733984
I've had recurrent episodes of depression since I was a teenager, I'm 19 now and it's really fucking bad at this point. A month or so ago I cut my arm open and had to get stitches, then a week ago I threatened to kill myself and smashed my room up because I keep having huge outbursts of anger. Family was rightly worried about me because my GP is shit at his job, so I wasn't getting the right help.

>>71734122
wow i really dont care

I have 1 weakness: pertinent questions and mockery

>>71734043
think you misspelt black

>>71734169
Post bum

>>71734133
Australian rugby slang if anything

Any noncelads in?

>>71734122
Piss off you absolute nonce

we all ready for lent then lads? hope you're going to stick to your resolutions x

Found the youtube account of a traveller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFk2hzCWN0

thats good for a laugh

>>71734166
dont care

I have 1 weakness: people pointing out my mistakes and counting

>>71734202
prefer not to say

>>71734213
jesus christ they all need to be shot

janny'd

>>71734234
Just do it tbqhwt senpai need to see your bum tbqhwy famalam

>>71734248
Nah I know some settled ones that are great people but the unsettled weird inbred type need shot alright

waheyyy

*hoofs it up the pitch*
*forward scores^
*dabs*

@71734442
thanks for the (You) idiot

got accused of hacking

>>71734202
Vile things those nonces lol
*hides encrypted usb in the loft*

>>71734226
don't worry la'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39112911

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Its a culture
Not a costume

HE'S AMONG US

send in the clowns

>>71734349
Fighty Fights a lot

fairly accurate i must say

>>71734307
Looks like everyones getting paranoid and accusing eachother of noncing desu.

>>71734159
I'm pretty depressed and the same age as you, but glad I'm not some whiny cunt desu. If it ever gets bad enough I'll simply off myself and be done with it.

>>71734349
>Punchy Fights-a-lot
heh

>>71734349
Potato Skins Ore-Ida

>>71734284
>inbred type
well over 60% of them are married to their cousins

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a car, on a train, in a tunnel, under the sea

>>71734385
Fuck off Diarmait.

found the girl I fancy at work on facebook and she's an utter normoid
ffs

god I want to see monika's paki brown as shit boipussy

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And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the U.S.A.

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>>71734349
Starvy McKneecapping, I like it.

>>71734159
Cheer up

>>71734457
think you might be gay

>>71734444
Please stop posting attractive pictures of women I'll never have. Thanks.

>>71734457
Who? Post

>>71734444
bit saggy

>>71734499
I feel this way too dont worry just want you all to feel my suffering

slagposting pains me deeply

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>>71734499
>attractive
you must be joking

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>>71734508

business idea: make pikey fight callout videos for youtube where I film myself calling out random made up pikey names to throw down while doing a fake pikey accent

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Usually I don't listen to rap because i don't wanna look like those white bois that wanna be black but biggie smalls is pretty good ngl

>>71734523
Not at all, thats what a real life pair of sizeable non plastic breasts look like

>>71734508
kek, thats why all feminists are alone forever, apart from being fat

>>71734202

what happened to that Haitian flag who occasionally posted the unmentionable ?

Shit did I miss moni posting boipucci?

>>71734562
four potatoes for 20%

>Apu
>a poo
Screaming

>>71734560
Why is there a group of black people there?

>>71734562
Eventually actual pikeys will call you out and find where you live

>>71734556
>le ugly sperg calls a 9/10 woman unattractive on a tuvan throat singing forum meme

>>71734569
Biggie's smooth as butter.

life is a bit grim
too much strife
might just wrap myself up inside for the rest of it

>>71734560
south africa?

>>71734556
>you must be joking
you must be gay

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O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,

>>71734634
>9/10
>katy perry
Utter state of this normoid

>>71734349

pasty mckneecapping

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FUCK rag and bone man

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Ah yes, just another day in the UK

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What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,

>>71734654
You can see an American flag

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>>71734634
>>71734658
>9/10 woman
>this
howling
wouldn't go near that thing if you paid me

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Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight

>>71734562
BREAKING: An ugly little mong was killed today when 4000 gypos that he called out on youtube descended on his house with petrol bombs and hatchets, burning and chopping him to death

Been taking far nicer, more comfortable shits since I started eating lots of fruit and vegetables every day instead of sweets and shite

I can't imagine what this could mean

>>71734349
who the fuck makes this racist garbage?

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O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?

>>71734572
like you'd know fukn loser

>>71734677
im assuming low risk means people who just look at photos. how are they even caught if paedos all use Tor?

>>71734677
desu you shouldn't go to prison for wanking over pics/videos on the internet, Unless you pay for it, resulting in the encouragement of such acts.

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And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

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>>71734634
>tfw 9/10

>>71734704
I get it lad you swing the other way

>>71734731
w-what are you talking about? i fondled your mothers!! h-heh

>>71733369
What if the decision you need to make is whether or not to have a wank?

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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,

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why didnt the yanks elect this man again

>katy perry isn't very hot

u avin a giggle?

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O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

>>71734733
He specificied that it meant those with CP collections that they wank to as well as just old paedos.

>>71734739
Nothing is free.

>>71734733
>>71734739

by watching cp you're encouraging the distribution and creation of it

fucking pedos, go cut yourselves

>>71734677
>a bag of pingers carries prison time
>being a literal nonce doesn't
the absolute state of this country

>>71734779
too irish

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O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

>>71734780
she looks hideous without makeup

>>71734560
I actually want to put my willy in her

>>71734700
is south africa an american colony?

>>71734828
>>71734828
>>71734828
new>>>>>>>>

>Pedo rights
The so-called "slippery slope"

>>71734835
No

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ah yes makeup

>>71734803
Only if you pay for it

>>71734762
lol alright
have fun with that, er, thing

>>71734804
Don't forget that you can cut a little girl's vagina with a rusty blade and not get prosecuted. Instead you'll be told simply "Don't do that".

As long as you're brown, of course.

>>71734779
mormon

>>71734803
i think the slippery slope "fallacy" applies here as it's normalizing it

>>71734917
>normalizing
foy

>>71734999
>French Republic

FOF