/asean/

>>71731474
First for the glory of my Cock.

/asean/ more like /anus/

>>71731474
pertamax hanya untuk ts

>>71731524
In case anyone's wondering, yes my cock is above average.

Ladies.

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>>71731474

>>71731579
So is mine. It is also uncircumcised

>>71731579
how big?

>>71731650
>>71731665
Big enough to satisfy your mom.

>>71731775
why have old and used when you can have me?

>>71731775
Are you sure?

>>71731379
No offense but seriously, Najib has a very punchable face

>>71731952
t. Siti Aisyah

pengen gnentot gan

my fellow muslims, I want to know why allah sanctioned circumcision

>>71732132
it's a process to cleanse yourself

>>71732254
How does cutting off the tip clean me?

>Have huge fetish for older women
>Most women around me prefer older man
How common "older woman x younger man" couples in your place /asean/ ? Do you ever date an older woman ? how do you attract an older woman?

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>>71731474
what is this thread about?

The truth is the further north you go in asia the smaller your cock.

>>71732002
t. Rosmah Mansor

>>71732303
According to kisah 17 tahun that I read, all you have to do is play basketball and then chill out at your tante's house when her husband is outstation

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>>71732309
Get out gabriel

>>71732370
b-but I want pure and innocent older woman, not used good

>>71732313
Don't worry anon, small cock is cute, to be honest, I like small cock more, it feel less painful when it penetrate my boipucci

Chinkapore's English is actually not at native proficiency

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Cont. from yesterday

Malaysian kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxaLdPSp4O4

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwEn35PQQc66NzVPWmdIRF9LTlE/view

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I3ZmM3B1Fo
lesbian movie.I am ready to jerk off
come watch with me /asean/

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>>71733003
>song by The buildings
I thought I was the only one that listens to them

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>>71733003
>no lesbo sex
SAD

Good night. Sweet dreams.

>>71733003
Very progressive, looks like it's coming out straight from LA

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwikiislam.net%2Fwiki%2FQur'an%2C_Hadith_and_Scholars%3AToilet_Etiquette%23Do_not_stand_while_urinating

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>>71733304
they already did a drama on TV about gays with kissing and sex

FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO

>>71733423
There's no kissing and sex in that drama.
When I can expect the sequel?

should I play paladins?

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>>71733423
>>71733304
wtf, I love Phillipines now

>>71733528
They convert to islam and sit while peeing

*71733615
moo ;__;

>>71733673
Cows don't have to sit while pissing. They just go to the slaughterhouse

>>71733707
Just like you, amirite

>>71733750
I will be eating you, cow

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>>71733673
Stop bullying her, she maybe a cow, but she is cute cow princess

Selling stuff online in malaysia

>already state the price, material, contact number
>get comment like "pm"
>"pm me price"
>""what material"
>"0125586321 whatsapp me pls"
>even get a private message saying "pm"

What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>71734028
pm to nego la

>>71734028
PM, bunk.

>Philippines
t.Maria de Guzman
>Malaysia
t.Siti Aisyah
>Indonesia
?

>>71734661
Siti Aisyah is an Indonesian hitwoman.

>>71734374
kawe hok nego, demo tu pembeli

>>71734387
tokse kawe

>>71733965
What the fuck is this?

>>71734661
Susanti Sastrowakdoyok

>>71698342
>>71698541
>Desolasi
The trailer alone kinda put me off: music was too loud and overwhelming. The hammy and unnatural dialogue makes an unintentional mockery of the MC who's supposed to be this troubled kinda-religious person (for some reason).

>Interchange
Interesting premise, but kinda ehh progression and VERY underwhelming end (for the detective who finds out how his photographer buddy ends up in the weird shaman crime and 'the thing' that controlled him to do so, he doesn't look so shocked)...visuals were pretty good though. It would've been done better

>>71734661
change 'de Guzman' to 'Pendejito'

>>71734846
>susanti
Susanti Megawati Sukaputri

someone post that bisaya master race pic pls

>>71735302
susanati kalokotak buatni

>>71735335
i am not your maid

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Speaking of all this kino mentioned ...I heard /int/'s favourite Heneral Luna got some sort of continuity bridge into Gregorio del Pilar through a short film.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/entertainment/02/07/17/gregorio-del-pilar-short-film-to-hit-theaters-with-im-drunk-i-love-you

How was it, Flips?

Malaysian kino is Sepet

>>71735469
I played Heneral Luna in the living room and is trying to get my family to watch it together when suddenly the sex scene came up (very early into the movie). Wtf no one here warned me about this before.

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>>71735656

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>>71734774
a cute cow

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>>71734774
or you prefer a slutty cow?

>>71735707
>>71735895
I'll make sure you will get down on all fours like a cow and rape you hard. You asked for it

>>71736310
Isn't that gay since you are a boy?

>>71735934
Sorry but I prefer a horse, they have bigger and longer dick

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>>71736380

>>71736380
Wtf. Are you into bestiality?

>>71736463
Beastiality, scat, urolagnia, emetophilia, formicophilia, lithophilia, necrophilia, you name it, I'm pretty much open to anything

>>71736866
And you are not open to me?

>>71736893
Sorry baby, I dont mean to hurt you, but I have bovinophobia

>>71737132
I am not a cow

>>71737298
Moo

>>71737316
Sigh ;-;

I only want to have a cute girlfriend

>>71737298
What you are not a cow? so what are you? an ox? bull? buffallo? well either way it's same shit to me. Sorry but I cant stand near your kind

>>71737689
Senpai please ;-;

I'll ride you.. Stop bully

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>>71732309
Oh, this and that.

>>71737755
Any Philipines samurai?

>>71737583
Don't worry dear, I believe there're people with bovinophilia that will love you

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>>71737854
Close enough.

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>>71737896
Looks like you ain't the ausflip

Have a Satania

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>>71737967
Please no bully.

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>>71738239
No bully? means you want

Do you have any "oriental" style of traditional music in the Philippines? You know, the kind of tonal style in eg. China and Vietnam

All I can find is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSWZYS2t_o

lucas

>>71738910
go home texas

gan

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>>71731474
So much lolis praising glorious Britannia

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>>71745204

>>71738840
This is music for the same Maranao dance, Singkil. But it is of better quality, and you can hear the kulintang better. The melody is lovely (sounds different from the one in your video), and you can notice how the music speeds up to a crescendo near the end.

https://youtu.be/VyKOZUBLp-M

I tried

>>71747767
Looks like Durrrtartard is making a progress.

>>71747807
7000 dead tagalogs isn't enough tho

>>71747861
Maybe he's just trying to appease the Blood God Khorne.

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>>71747927

>>71748904
Cease your heresy or prepare to be smitten by the holy God Emperor.

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>>71749065
The Emperor is a false god, weak and dying. Only Chaos will rule supreme.

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>>71733423
that middle guy is pretty qt.

Gonna one up with underage kissing scene to show progressive. Most dramas here started out good then its all fan servicing to teen girls and sissies.

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>This is the only thread where you'll talk with actual chink people
Nice.

>>71749498
Wrong, this is the thread where the /asean/ chinks pretend they are Malays, Indons, and Flips. IF you want chinks you talk to Canadians and especially Australians.

>>71745204
my oc

>>71745972
Thanks Flipbong, if that's you

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>>71749766
No problem, hope you like it.
>Flipbong
Different anon

>>71733304
And lesbians (The Rich Man's Daughter). Not a lot of on-screen action though, because it's forbidden! http://half-wayhome.tumblr.com/post/124764136031/trans-rhian-ramos-admits-they-hold-back-on-sweet (But cheating, assault and attempted rape are OK!)

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>>71747807
>>71747476
not trying enough with subhuman bisayans this even the earth quake was not enough

They're going backwards

>>71745972
That's muslims tho
The groups of people that rather not be considered Filipinos cause it means they are slaves of spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7Is6vOAOA
good morning

>tfw no Syafiqah to make flip-malay babies with

when was the last time you saw a white male asean female couple?

>>71751057
What are the newest Malaysian memes?

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>>71751142
ayer

>>71751146
pergi ke sunway lagoon selepas sunway pyramid

>>71751057
>>71751146
Fuck off tripfags

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>>71751233

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>>71735335
Why did a retarded bisaya going apeshit again in other boards?

>>71751458
Only good visayan is Kim Chiu :3

ni,hoa pls come to cytube
room is nederdraad

>>71750642
This will be a digression, but I can answer this in two ways:

- Rather not be called "Filipinos" 'cause Spanish slavery and stuff: To be fair, the name "Filipino" is derived from "Felipinas" <- "Felipe" <- "Philip II" of Spain. The Muslim groups were never colonised by the Spanish, so they are not "Filipinos", in this very strict sense. (In fact, you can say that they are the true uncolonised people of the land.)

- I wouldn't generalise it to every Muslim in the country. I was born and lived in Lanao del Norte for 16-odd years, not distant from the Muslim city of Marawi. So I grew up meeting and interacting with Maranaos. They just want to live their lives, like any other. Unfortunately, their groups get stereotyped based on the actions of the violent handful. (And the impression others have of Mindanao, for that matter...)

But like I said, I digress.

Anyway, the Norwegian anon asked for, and I quote:
>any "oriental" style of traditional music in the Philippines
And this is one of the closest ones they are looking for.

The religious affiliation of the group associated with this dance does not matter at all.

(Sorry, this is not an attack or anything! Just a sign that I should head to bed---I get VERY wordy when I'm sleepy...)

>>71751614
Recommend some Mindanaoan food. Durian doesn't count.

>>71751662
Curacha

more like sillypenis mirite

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>>71751662
I know pochero

>>71738910
lad

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>>71751799

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>>71751863

>>71751858
lad

>>71751807
But pochero tastes like a sweet rip-off of afritada. I don't really like it.

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>>71751916

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>>71751946

Messi and Alexis pls go

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>>71752028
They do this in other generals, these two fags need to meet one of your death squads.

>>71751662
Shabu

>>71752028
But Messi is a based football player. He was even born on the exact same day as one of the best Japanese singers.

>>71752123
Is there any good Koreankino that you know thats like Once Upon a Time in High School?

>>71752253
Snowpiercer :^)

>>71752396
ty <3

>>71751614
still stereotyped as violent people or not they rather really not be considered flipos

/asean/ whats your favorite hairstyle on a girl?

>>71752743
Long and straight black hair with bangs.

>>71752838
same

>>71738840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1wOfDQNQ5o

>>71752743
Long hair though its kinda troublesome to have.

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>>71751057
good morning

>>71752743
pony tail

>>71752743
Bald

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when was the last time /asean/ woke up from a crowing rooster in the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFhUzAwDEz4

>>71751614
>I was born and lived in Lanao del Norte for 16-odd years,


how come we always convinently get posters like these wtf

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>>71753175
YUGE

>>71753184
everyday

/asean/, what's your prefered skin tone on a girl

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>>71753317
medium, not a fan of the skin whiteners.

can new zealand into asia

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>Tfw no qt Singaporean Chinese gf

LIFE ISN'T FUCKING WORTH LIVING

>>71753348
Can New Zealand into AFC? If so then yes.

>>71753348
yes please fuck our women

>>71753405
Here is the formula:
Singaporan chinese qt gf = +$100,000 per year salary.

If she's ugly it will be only $50,000.

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>>71753432
Very kinky

>>71753432
ok, send waifus
pls no ladyboys

>>71753515
:(

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>“你好,--”
>“哎呀你的中文怎么说得这么好! 你真棒!真棒啊!嘿小佳来来来这个红毛会讲国语!”

S-stop doing this whenever I speak Chinese

I just want to speak Chinese without someone wanting to give me a fucking medal for being able to say 你好

>>71753591
ok maybe 1 or 2 ladyboys

Why yellow macaques thinks that Russia must give them Kuril islands?

>>71753606
>你好
哎呀你的中文怎么说得这么好! 你真棒!真棒啊!嘿小佳来来来这个红毛会讲国语!

>>71753606
>>71754082
少年,你太年轻了。你以为这个论坛上真的有那么多人回复你的帖子?其实都是我一个人回的,不然我换个ID发同样的话给你看。

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>>71754440

I thought they already REMOVED 炒饭 from Indonesia during the 60's

>>71745820
where can i get the template for this?

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>>71753317
brown

>>71753405
kek, somebody show him he needs to know

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>>71755329

SHOW ME WHAT
;____;

hello asean poor people
king salman here
ama

>>71755212
什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我,你这小婊子?我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队,我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织,和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战,我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是,但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上,记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上?再想想,笨蛋。在我们发言,我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴,蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

>>71755444
can we ask you anything?

Najib selfie grand tour soon.

>>71755444
this is just a hunch,but are you by any chance King salmon?

Who here watched the Drumpf speech?

Was it shit like his usual?

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>>71751146
Just look up based Jamal and his antics in Selangor.

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>mfw Malaysians have a massive inferiority complex about the CHINESE of all people

tippley toppely kekkles

I compared myself to Malay chink and I felt pathetic.
Oh, yeah, Malay chink...Let me talk a little bit more about them.
I admire Malay chink. They are some of the most intelligent people I've ever met. They are some of the most valuable manpower in the world. Their country is very safe and ranks sky-high on human development. Also, they have created a very important tech hub in the area, from scratch, with only 30 million people. Can you imagine that? Not only that, but they look tall, white, healthy, and plain majestic to me. I'm certainly not exaggerating when I say that I had a MASSIVE crush on every other girl I met there.
I really, REALLY love chink girls, especially Malaysian chink, pure girls from Penang. Seriously. The sole thought of being in a relationship with one of them (given that we are actually compatible, of course) makes me very happy; and, much to my surprise, I stand a very good chance.

>>71756046
lmao

>>71756044
Do you not understand what inferiority complex is

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>filipin sinetron are flooding my tv
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71756044
But Malaysian ARE Chinese.

>>71756337
teleserye*
the word sine is reserved for films

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>>71756372

>>71756455
HOT
O
T

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>>71756330

>believe you can't compete with the oriental menace on even footing so Malay Ultras introduce affirmative action and wealth quotas for ~~the majority~~ Malay population

Sounds like an inferiority complex to me

>>71756455
and of course the guy's chinese,why even expect anything else at this point

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>>71756455
Yee

>>71756524
Is that you Alvin?

Ah of course its from malaysia.

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>>71756587

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>>71756455
>>71756570

But recent news
Saudi arabia financier top 3 be
Women
One of their has more than two
Trillon yen
So i said

>>71756665
Financial top 3

pribumi genocide when?

Whats the ideal malay/flip name

>>71756665
arigatou gozaimasu masatoshi-kun

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>>71756524
Australia and Canada is what, 5% Chinese and they complain all the time on 4chan. Same like Europe with 5% Muslim/Black and screaming white genocide

At one time, Malays were less than 50% of the population because we have no control over our border. When we gained independence, instead of going home the Chinese and indian want to stay. Being a generous people, we don't mind taking them in as long as the native people get special preferences. They're not complaining at that time so why complain now? Even after 60 years of independence they can't still speak proper Malay and still live in their bubble with their Chinese school, I don't see why we should consider them equals.

Even I used to fight for the cause of equality but when they're not making any effort and accuse me of being Umno supporter just because I propose a single school system, I gave up. It is in the nature of the Chinese to take all that they can but won't give any.

>>71756732
Xiao Abdul Makatiti

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>>71756455
>husain yee

>>71756763
preach it brother

>>71756732
BROdrigo BROterte

>>71756763
word!

>>71756732
Jeyrick Sigmaton

>>71756732
Aldric Lakasan

>>71756763

but why not just fuck all the qts,problem solved

>>71756763
You should be grateful anon, the only reason Malaysia is good as now is because their chinese population, without them your country will be the same shithole like Indonesia and Philippines or even worse

>>71757128
Malaysia and Singapore are better than others is because we're colonised by the Anglo

Thailand has more Chinese, their King also have Chinese blood, Thaksin and Yingluck (2 Thai PM) are Chinese but they're no better than Malaysia

>>71757205
they are better because they won the geography dice roll

>>71756763
>Canada
Hello, yes?

Chinese are not the problem 2bh.

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>>71757509
this

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>>71757273
I like you

>>71757536
uhh, t-thanks...

>>71757509
They are fucking annoying. They act like a fucking Jews in Nazi Germany while driving Mercedes.

>>71757536
d-do you like me too?

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>>71757671
Of course gwapo

>>71757712
I like you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ZgeZO5BF8

>>71757536
>all other world leaders are smitten by trudeau
>trudeau has to make the first move on najib

>>71757712
>all other world leaders are cautious of duterte
>duterte sings a duet karaoke song titled "sha la la" in kuala lumpur with najib

chink genocide when

>>71757796
No need my man, I like the status quo

>>71757796
All we need to do is use 1 unified school system and banned languages other than Malay and English

>>71757709
>>71757840
Fathin, thank you for finally giving (You) to me. I'm very flattered.

Are you free after work? We could grab some bites and watch a movie.

>>71757809
just a nudge, like 11 Mei

why do some malays claim they wuz arabs and sheit like us and spaniards

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>massacre all Chinese is Malaysia
>average qt rating goes from 7/10 to 4/10

Think before you act BUMiputra

You don't want to go around looking like New Guineans, do you?

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>>71755329

Alright seriously tell me I'm getting nervous

>>71757927
New Guinea people aren't related to SEAsians

>>71757954
The 5 C's

>>71757927
>muh qt

>>71757960

You can thank the Chinese for that. They spread their qt genes all over the place.

Literally the most attractive women in Asia by far

>>71757987
but thats not Koreans

>>71757982
>not realizing it's just the CIDF

Sad!

>>71757536
canada yes
malasia boleh

>>71758013

They're in third place after Japs.

>>71758017
It's Alvin Tan.

>>71758179
>after googling who that is

mild zozzle

>>71757960
thats literally retarded, new guineans are our brother
>>71757987
yeah nah, we ain't no chink

Sandnigger genocide when? Let's start with Indogs.

>>71757987
>attractive women
after all that "beauty products" and realignment surgery, sure, Alvin Tan. Even the chink dudes are becoming chink girls
>Jessie Chung

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Are Indos the least aesthetic SEA people? Excluding Papuans ofc

I mean compare them to Chinese. How can they even compete?

>>71758438
Post the pasta

>>71758438
Wrong bread.
>>>/b/ack

>>71758490
Fuck off shitskin

We chink will kill you off soon

>>71758481
Yes.

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>>71758476
>Jessie Chung
> Jessie had a fateful relationship with her current husband, Joshua, who had relentlessly pursued her for three years. Then, Joshua consecutively proposed to Jessie for a staggering six times. Moved by Joshua’s proposal, Jessie willingly ended her relationship with her ex-boyfriend and accepted Joshua's marriage proposal.

Lmao

>>71758481
ergo the least cucked nation.
feels good mang actually

>>71758506
pucker your asshole taikland, the white man want some love

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>"NO YOU CAN'T BE ARAB ANYMORE, PLS BE ISLAM BUT NO ARAB" gov said
>welcoming that king wahhabbi arab greater and hyper than when Bush or obama came
>Gov circlejerk supporter fw

>>71758506
Fuck off, Gog and Magog.
You'll be destroyed by the Messiah later.

we wuz muhammad companions and sheit

>>71758554
>>71758572

>outing yourself as a literal shitskin

Is there a more disgusting subhuman than arab?

>>71758561
money talks.
the fact that salman snubbed rizieq somehow give them an erection.
like hell there's any possibility from the start

>>71758517
:^}

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>malays don't want them in their country

SAD

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>>71758438
>>71758506
>when "civilized" pansies threaten to kill an savage ethnic literally bred with warlike mentality

>>71758648
>wanting plastic "people"

Muhammad
>war lord
>harem king
>alpha bull

Jesus
>hippie
>dude self healing lmao
>dude love is the answer lmao
>beta cuck
>bastard
>kissless handholdless virgin
>probably gay

>>71758622
>>71758622
the our governemnt is stupid then, saudi is in big deficit because oil price crisis and yemen war

if they want big investor and good economy coopertaion, the gov should invite euro businessmen or sillicon valley since trump policy really hurt them so much

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>>71758679
>muslim
>insulting one of his holiest prophets

Calling the religious authorities now.

>>71758686
>the our governemnt is stupid then
no, the supporters are stupid for expecting the investment would change their life, the government is smart to have all the money.
money is money, even if its illegal.

>>71758746
jesus =/= Isa
jesus = = Yudas Iskarot

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>>71758679
Doesn't matter. They are all spook.

>>71758679
as muslim, we can't do that to any prophets. Allah SWT dislike any form of transgressions, we have standard, unlike those kaffirs.

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>>71758746
>jesus was an anarchist
>christians are statist and right wingers

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>>71758770
>yfw the gov receive money but not for investment

>>71758790
>Believing in Isa's ascension
Quran is basically one those good end fanfic.

@71758619
>outing yourself as a literal pisschink

Is there a more disgusting turd than chink-rapebaby, you literal Gook and Magook?

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>>71758796
"Render unto Caesar"
"When in Rome"

>>71758822
And atheist should be tried for treason.

>>71758822
>believing Paulus shit story
>believing in religion where the whitey use that religion to justify their racist supremacy crimes

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>>71758792
>>71758822
yasssss m'friend got them

>>71758855
Religious fag especially Islam should be tried for crime against humanity.

>>71758371
no,their roots come from elsewhere
they're melanesians

so i found this on twitter

@abacusmaniak

>>71758889
You, get out from Malaysia.
Reported to Bukit Aman for sedition act.

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>>71758867
>whitey use that religion to justify their racist supremacy crimes
It was just a prank bro

>>71758867
As opposed to "hurr durr Jesus didn't die, God saved him guyssss"? Self sacrificing Jesus are more than impactful than saved Jesus.

>>71758897
fuck off don't shill your twitter over here nigger

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>>71758889
>athiest
>human
>believe they were once monkeys
>centuries later acting like monkeys when religion is mentioned

>>71758920
>"jesus ma boi, i will save humanity, but you need to be crucifixed first"
>"Oh..., is that so simple god?"

-71758920
What a faggot. Yesu/Iesu will save humanity when he's descended from heaven later.

>>71758942
>>centuries later acting like monkeys when religion is mentioned
this
why is almost every atheist on internet always obnoxious?

>>71758855
>>71758867
>>71758880
>>71758917
>>71758942
I really, really, REALLY hope that’s not your way of challenging me to a religious debate. Cause I hate to tell ya, if religious debate were a videogame, I would be the final boss, and you’re gonna need a HELL of a lot more XP if you want to take me on. I suggest you go practice first with some Atheists (or Agnostics, as I am) who don’t have such a massive amount of brutal killshots and destroyed faiths under their belt that they’ve lost track of the numbers. Not to be offensive, but I frankly have no desire to watch yet another person crash and burn because of me. If you INSIST, then that’s fine, but it’s not going to take me more than a handful of words. You’re gonna want to level WAY up before you ask me to duel. Especially about this.

>>71758810
that's what will happen
>>71758848
>>71758848
>Render unto Caesar
>Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's
jesus hate tax-collector and money system, if caesar desired his worthless coins then let him be.
he cleverly concocted vague argument to avoid being detained, as implied in "But Jesus was aware of their evil motives."

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>tfw you died for everyone's sins but they make fun of you on an anonymous Korean tractor warranty forum

>>71758982
Bla bla blah.
Come up here one on one la, faggot.

Pls stop fighting and give me (You) >>71758924

>>71759002
That's Judas. Not Iesu-sama.

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>>71759002
and then they made you into many version

>>71758889
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion of peace, you little infidel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in suicide bombings, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Iraqi government, and I have over 300 confirmed wives. I am trained in goat intercourse and I'm the top jihadist in the entire Daesh armed insurgence. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will blow you the fuck up with civilian casualties which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that xenophobic shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of muslims all across Sweden and your daughter is being traced right now so she better lube up, right wing extremist. Lube up for the storm that spreads the prophet down the generations. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can immigrate in over 300 different ways, and that's just with my two feet. Not only am I extensively trained in shouting the will of the Prophet (peace be upon him), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your islamophobic ass off the face of the holy land, you little shit. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn neo-nazi. I will shit curry all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>71758987
>Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence. John 18:36

Sorry sweetie, clear separation between secular and religious authority.

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>>71759044

>>71758924
ungrateful chink without Malays to pull out pity cards with. How sad. He should go to China next

>>71758942
>>71758976
>abrahamic religionfag believed we're not related to apes
>centuries later acts like monkeys regardless place or time
not an atheist but better be obnoxious on the internet than everywhere they go

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>>71759067

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>>71759083

>>71759002
I sexually identify as Jesus Christ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of wandering through the desert preaching about God to the Jews. People say to me that a person being the Son of God is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm the Messiah. I'm having a group of Jews nail me to a cross so I can rise from the dead three days later. From now on I want you guys to call me "Christ" and respect my right to save humanity from its sins. If you can't accept me you're a Christianophobe and you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. Thank you for being so understanding.

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v8/newsindex.php?id=1333712
>siti aisyhah and doan thi huong will get death penalty if convicted

Another Malaysian kino
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ch4nf_absent-without-leave-simpl-ch-eng-subs-%E4%B8%8D%E5%8D%B3%E4%B8%8D%E9%9B%A2-%E7%B0%A1%E4%B8%AD%E5%8F%8A%E8%8B%B1%E6%96%87%E5%AD%97%E5%B9%95_shortfilms

>>71759033
what is G4P porn? where I can watch that?

>Discussing religion on the internet
when will you guys learn

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>>71759101

>>71759125
I personally blame Indons.

>>71759101
*gets trampled on*

>>71759124
gay for pay

>>71759101
>>71759083
>>71759067
>>71759044
this reminds me of gangster party line except its jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>71759129
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>71759060
>Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence
that only strengthen his anarchistic belief what the fuck are you trying to say? that anarchists are not driven by their primitivism a.k.a the belief that human should behave like how nature has been designed by GOD?

>>71759125
Just ignore them, I bet they're the same guy erp-ing in the middle of night on /asean/

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>>71759146
forgot pic

>>71759149
>doesn't want his followers to reject the State because the religious sphere is unrelated to the mortal realm
>anarchist

lolno

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>>71759166
Don't worry guise, we have our own version too