/brit/

just had sex

shrove tuesday aka pancake day today lads.

Think Molymeme is losing it, videos are getting worse.

>>71723917
his last vid was cringe

>>71723908
FONP

poleaboo honestly brightens up my day

i mean, he actually has a life of sorts, can you believe that? during ww3, he could actually be in the trenches and tell people about the hidden bathroom camera.

me? i'd be fucked. I'd be all "haha, yeah lads, haha, nah i didn't get up to anything except sleeping in peacetime haha." i've got no stories to tell. nothing. nothing happens. absolutely nothing. i'm not real. poleaboo is real. you don't get realer than that, he's been in trouble with the police, been kicked out of uni and forced into the real world. not me, i dip into the real world only once a week because mummy never buys enough cola. that's it.

for him, BASTARD DAD is being abusive again. for me? dad is an increasingly blurred abstraction. a man i quietly ignore so that i don't disappoint him, and occasionally get the mail for. there's no story there. but NO PAKI! NO! has character. there's a relationship there, narratively at least.

i hope to god this hasn't become a form of escapism. that would be a tragedy

>>71723933
had some pancakes earlier 2bh, get with the times gramps

>>71723933
gf's making them tonight
gonna be a yank and have bacon on the side

>>71723940
when were they ever good?

it was fun to watch him turn from libertarian to alt-rightist though

I'm being deregistered and I want every Brit on 4chan to know it while identifying the authenticity of my posts!

Dangerously sexually frustrated lads

>>71723933
ascension sunday, ascension sunday

>>71723955
i'll be making crepes myself with a salted caramel sauce.

>>71723940
i have to say, most of those youtubers seems to lose it
varg has been madder than usual lately

>>71723982
bit posh

want to post suzy pon but it would be pushing my luck to far

>>71723968
It's a serious issue considering my medical needs

lemon and sugar is the only reasonable choice

if you have nutella, please sit at the kids table

>>71723984
varg is calm considering there was a time when he murdered his friend and burned down a church

>>71723994
easy as fuck desu.

>melt sugar
>whisk in hot cream
>add butter
>add salt

*smuggles pon*
nearly got shanked for this y'know

>melt diabetes
>whisk in hot diabetes
>add diabetes
>add diabetes

>>71723995 #
>they will make sure to refuse any British demands and make the worst possible deal

How is this any different from what they're doing now?

@Pakistani
I'm sure it is. Turn off your trip and let us know your woes

>>71724016
Marvellous post! Nutella is not only for children, but for EU children

>>71723903
what is with yanks and always make it about runtitics

nutella gives you cancer

>>71724044
its a girl

Des3964 lads, he's like a Tim who isn't mentally ill and can actually sing.

having serious issues buying bitcoin today lads

any smart ideas?

i'm drunk today
and i'm seldom sober
a handsome rover
from town to town
ah but
i'm sick now
my days are numbered
come all ye young men
and lay me down

>>71724063
Yesterday was terrible and I’m considering suicide again, I had two especially bad calls, both times they wanted to escalate to a manager, the first call was an hour long, the pathetic man said he was recording the call, I did report it to a manager but I was able to get him to hangup, so I just looked like an idiot, by the end of the call I was shaking and felt like crying. The other call was just some dumb paki bitch thought if she kept asking for a refund that she’d get it, had to escalate because she wouldn’t give up. This was escalated to a different manager, she was so nice, made me feel worse for screwing up.

There were some other incidents where I looked like an idiot in front of 3 other “superiors”, on more than one occasion

I also made two massive fuck ups, one resulted in an email being sent to everyone but noted that if it happened again that would be when people were hunted down. The other fuck up will be discovered iin a few days, no way to justify doing it, lying or why I didn’t ask for help to correct it.

A coworker is continuing to be nice to me, the Man City fan, he’s a lad, he touches me on the shoulder and calls me a “G”, just like everyone else, I don’t know how to respond, I just smile and look away.

>>71724025
Euronymous planned to kill him.

>>71724025
yeah but now hes claiming that mother nature is killing white people because we've invented things that destroy nature

>>71723903
I thought you wanted to trigger Article 50 in March

>>71724102
My binder straps were showing at times, hope it just looked like a vest.

What made me want to end it was the quality assessment, I heard my voice played back to me, I sound like a typical dense common as muck paki, don’t know why anyone bothers communicating with me if I sound and look the way I do and I don’t understand why I sound this way, I used to be told I sounded “superior” when I was younger, some people couldn’t tell where I was from and I don’t understand why I sound this way when my siblings sound normal. I can’t stand sounding this way, it’s difficult to change, with the wait gain and everything else I can say I completely hate everything about myself. I did have a sore throat but I don’t think that was it.

I’ve been imagining my exit from work, conceding I should have worked on my personal issues through counselling and CBT before trying to work. I just want it to be over, it’s perverse that I willingly subject myself to pain every day.

Going to call the psych place tomorrow as it’s my day off, see if I’m still on their books and see if I can talk about my difficulties. I’ll also make sure I’m registered with a GP.

>>71724067
Nige gave an excellent speech at CPAC a couple days ago

https://youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo

@102
>didn't turn off trip
shan't read past first two stanzas

report and ignore, lads
nothing has changed

>>71724109
you actually believe that shite about euronymous planning to kill him for a snuff film?
that was clearly some shite concocted as a half arsed legal defense
varg killed him because he was a leftist

sort yourself out

>>71724137
Better?

Yesterday was terrible and I’m considering suicide again, I had two especially bad calls, both times they wanted to escalate to a manager, the first call was an hour long, the pathetic man said he was recording the call, I did report it to a manager but I was able to get him to hangup, so I just looked like an idiot, by the end of the call I was shaking and felt like crying. The other call was just some dumb paki bitch thought if she kept asking for a refund that she’d get it, had to escalate because she wouldn’t give up. This was escalated to a different manager, she was so nice, made me feel worse for screwing up.

There were some other incidents where I looked like an idiot in front of 3 other “superiors”, on more than one occasion

I also made two massive fuck ups, one resulted in an email being sent to everyone but noted that if it happened again that would be when people were hunted down. The other fuck up will be discovered iin a few days, no way to justify doing it, lying or why I didn’t ask for help to correct it.

A coworker is continuing to be nice to me, the Man City fan, he’s a lad, he touches me on the shoulder and calls me a “G”, just like everyone else, I don’t know how to respond, I just smile and look away.

>>71724115
yeah it definitely doesn't help that he lives in the woods and gets no human contact aside from his parole officer

>>71724159
And

My binder straps were showing at times, hope it just looked like a vest.

What made me want to end it was the quality assessment, I heard my voice played back to me, I sound like a typical dense common as muck paki, don’t know why anyone bothers communicating with me if I sound and look the way I do and I don’t understand why I sound this way, I used to be told I sounded “superior” when I was younger, some people couldn’t tell where I was from and I don’t understand why I sound this way when my siblings sound normal. I can’t stand sounding this way, it’s difficult to change, with the wait gain and everything else I can say I completely hate everything about myself. I did have a sore throat but I don’t think that was it.

I’ve been imagining my exit from work, conceding I should have worked on my personal issues through counselling and CBT before trying to work. I just want it to be over, it’s perverse that I willingly subject myself to pain every day.

Going to call the psych place tomorrow as it’s my day off, see if I’m still on their books and see if I can talk about my difficulties. I’ll also make sure I’m registered with a GP.

Nige's usefulness is completely spent, he needs to just fuck off instead of embarrassing the country as he kowtows to any yank who'll let him suck their cock

My lonely life as a way to increase confidence and build character

Kiss everyone in this thread

>>71724225
kys yourself

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>Dad wants some help doing some stupid shit because his 'knee' hurts because of his 'arthritis'
I just want to binge Saints Row 2 for 20 hours straight, is that so much to ask?

>>71724256
Filthy anime scum

Dunno what I was expecting but that was some next blogpost Smh kmt
there there
getting off /r9k/ might be a plan

all NEETs should be forced into work as chimney sweepers and catapult ammunition

can someone pick me up some free range eggs

>>71724282
yes, easily
>tfw not a townie

writing a load of bollocks on a job application. good bollocks though perhaps

Giving the gf the silent treatment today

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>>71724305

anime

>>71723903
Why post the faggot who make the brits belive they should vote out and then ditched all responsiobility with ITS JUST A PRANK BRO?
Or is it the shared anglo mentality of falling for lairs who promised to make there country strong 'again'?

>>71724305
you mean you've given up talking to yourself for Lent

Must....resist...the.. urge...to eat

>>71724327
*starts spinning my penis like the blades of a helicopter*
*swaggers forward and brings my spinning penis into contact with your face*

bullets are 0 calories
just saying

*falls for a lair*

shant be reading the kraut's post

UKIP's imploding lads.

Power struggle between Nuttall and Carswell.

>>71724376
Don't care

>>71724351
actually they expend a great amount of calories when they fire

granted he wouldn't be ingesting them and getting fatter but they do have calories

waiting for nan and grandad to die so i'm one step closer to inheriting their house lads

>mention bullets and calories in one post
>a yank literally cannot resist

>>71724415
*overthrows your gubberment*

>>71724033
>How is this any different from what they're doing now?

They want to make a deal on things like banking and having access to the City. If they know that the deal reached will be final, that it won't go to another referendum, then they will have to make it work if they want their concessions, and in return that means giving the UK some sort of offer.

If they know that they can scupper the deal by playing hardball, offering nothing and hoping to influence a referendum on the deal, they will.
But if the UK negotiating team has the final authority on the deal and not the UK public then the EU can't play games like that, they'll be more constructive. They have stuff to lose too.

>>71724440
would ngl

>>71724440
shes ugly but id still tongue-punch her shit-hole and jam my willy in there

any real news of note today or just more of the fire department responding to elderly women's cats stuck in trees?

Not all greenbelt is green and nice looking

*tries to understand it*
t. the voice

>>71723951
incredible and overlooked post

japan will be the last western country alive in 25 years

have a strong desire to visit the lake district desu lads

>>71724498
think your map might be upside down mate

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breggzit beans breggzit :-DDD

>>71724499
ye well it hates you because youre a fat ugly and stupid yank

>>71724527
that's not nice :(

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>>71724376
you see dem man dere dem man are some dem man dere

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>say hitler was right on /brit/
>get flooded with replies from brits saying that i'm an idiot all the while they get flooded by muslims

Yo Brits!
Need some help here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScG1HsughZyq-Dp-srBIE_iJntGarKu3dgTvYBb_IL17S38Ag/viewform

Didn't even realise it was pancake day lads

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>>71724608
No, I won't do it.

>>71724626
feels wrong it being in february, don't it

Don't have the concentration to play chess, or do precise work or to engage in complex social interactions

Might kill myself ey

need a paki gf (male)

>>71723903
>Article 50 will be triggered by year's end
Why wait

>>71724662
almost all social interactions are incredibly mundane

only the ones amongst the elites are not

>>71724662
whoa mate that's radical don't do it!!!!

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

your local weed dealer is a better source of medicine than ur doctor

>>71724666
t. Satan

Brexxxit Means Brexxxit

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ALBUM OF THE YEAR

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woah......

>>71724726
that is a blasphemous cover

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>>71724711

>>71724711
Breville sandwich press
(PLEASE support our home appliances industry)

*does a 'de*
*goes to hell*

'ello lads haha turns out I was here all along

do you like susan

Brexplicit Brexpert the highly Brexaulted I Brexercise dancers, leave them Brexhausted, Brexploring aBrex, sound Brexpedition filled with Brexcess demons, ya'll can bring the Brexorcism
I Brexert stress when I Brexport beats that Brexhilerate the hard and Brexterminate the weak, Brexecution level Brext, no way to Brexplain it
I'm Brex Brex Brex bitch, triple Brexxx rated

>>71724644
Why not, dude? It is a good survey that helps a good cause. C'mon, you're my british fwiend!

>>71724726
>stormzy
mans a wet yute kmt

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>>71723903
You better trigger it fast or half of Bulgaria and half of Romania will move to England.

>>71724800
don't ever reply to me again you insect

>>71724807
Imagine living in a country so shit that you laugh about what it'd be like if half your population abandoned it

Actually know people that went to school with Stormzy
ipso facto he's not hard that hard desu

8 slices of fried bread and a tin of beans for brekky

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>ipso facto

memes xD

> Forty-six percent of the homosexual men in contrast to 7% of the heterosexual men reported homosexual molestation. Twenty-two percent of lesbian women in contrast to 1% of heterosexual women reported homosexual molestation.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
fuck drumpf and fuck straight people

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>>71724818
Why so salty? You mad bruh?

Just do it:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScG1HsughZyq-Dp-srBIE_iJntGarKu3dgTvYBb_IL17S38Ag/viewform

>>71724827
>he doesn't get the joke
Give it a few minutes.Think about it and if you still don't understand the joke i will explain it to you.

>>71724836
he was on fucking Sunday Brunch the other day
never really heard of him outside of the memes but he's obviously just yet another celeb now

>>71724861
I dunno about this, I always think it's obvious that I'm using such language as a gimmick but this has happened many times

>>71723951
this post is the post of the thread

STATE YOUR PRONOUNS CUZ

>>71724873
Got molested by a woman and now I'm bi
hmmm

>>71724894
shut the fuck up about your shitty post
didn't read it then and I shan't be going back on that decision now

>get in a bike accident on friday
>break hand and cut face
>go into A&E
>sit there for 4 hours (with a brief stint of doing x-ray of my hand)
>'ok we're going to refer you to the specialists'
>next day go into the specialists
>'ok its broken and you need surgery, we'll get that done tomorrow'
>go in on sunday
>lay around for 5 hours
>'sorry but we can't treat you today, you'll be top priority tomorrow'
>they stitch the cut to my face
>go in at 7:30am on monday (assuming i'll be first to be seen)
>literally 30 minutes later doctor walks in 'unfortunately we can't see you today, we'll schedule you in for tomorrow'
>no call monday evening
>try calling them all morning, but the receptionists keep fobbing me off

the ole nhs

bigly

>>71724900
its not as if unnatural sexual contact as a child could alter your sexuality
hmm lemme think
nah, would never happen. fuck drumpf xxx

has anyone here ever done gay

knocked some bender off his bike the other day haha

>>71724743
>that is a blasphemous cover

How? The painting it references was painted hundreds of years after Jesus died and had no special status.

>>71724883
no, the joke is your country is shit

>going to the hospital for a broken hand
SCREECHING

>>71724933
I am gay by default

>>71724925
Do you know why you were pushed back?

If a bunch of people came in who needed urgent surgery it's fair enough really.

>>71724925

Tory Britain

>>71724964
Says Brit, lol.
Your country is going to fucking nowhere after Brexit

>>71724990
yeah i'm understanding of that.

but when i'm trying to ascertain whether or not i've been booked in, they could you know, answer the phone and give me an answer.

>>71723903
I couldn't care less to be quite honest.

>>71724976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkncjNn-ygE

>>71725022
ascertain my dick

>>71724925
This is cause for more budget cuts methinks

here's a joke:

look into a mirror

>>71725042
helpful..

need a wee and havent gone

>>71725047
Don't get it.

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>go to the city
>fly a drone up a skyscraper and peep on girls changing

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>>71724964
Mmm brit tears.

But i can't blame you really,if i had to pay for a TV license and a forks&knives license i'd be salty with tears too.

>>71723903
>by year's end

it'll be triggered within 30 days

>>71725066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2yTokhOe4

business idea: give Argentina some islands.

>>71725047
had a go and there was this ruggedly handsome chiseled stranger skenning back at me, blushed like mad

>>71725110
VERY loud
do NOT watch

>>71725118
alright you can look after Guernsey for a bit

*opens up mrpossum.com in the ol 'ternet 'plorer*

hmm yes, shall use this lads techniques to gas the kikes stuck in my roof

>>71725121
sounds a tad gay tbqhwy

>>71725149
no it's ok im a woman

>>71724128
don't care

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Aha lads, check this out

>>71725219
thats not essex is it

detest newfags referring to anyone but bog sim as sargon

>>71725219
i can't even, what are you like x)

@71725234
>New Zealand
Did i give you permission to reply to me?

>>71725219
Currently conversing with several senior members of the Signals Directorate and ASIO about this image mate

>>71725234
no it's a bloke

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>>71725201
>no it's ok im a woman
Sure you are girl :^)

redpill me on the beanbags in york uni library

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>>71725254
Your man made laws cant stop me, only shariah, inshallah

give me some 'the chase' episodes to watch
the dumb name makes them difficult to find

just went for a lovely bike ride along the Brisbane river and around the cliffs lads

the stories some of those old creepy pre-war mansions would hold

doing a breitbart browse

>>71725309
bit gay

>>71725301
Charley Chase

>>71725309
I hope you wore lycra, show off that boi pucci of yours la

ive been up for 24 hours but i still cant be bothered to go to sleep, this is an irritatingly common experience for me

cretins

i just want to live in england

>>71725383
used to think a 'creting' was an animal

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>>71723903
why does he look like the fish people in Dagon (2001) directed by Stuart Gordon and written by Dennish Paoli

don't respect fat people none, me.

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>>71725415

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39112911

does this mean i have to stop reporting you nonces

>>71725433
bigot

>>71725433
Racist

yanks don't know how to pronounce 'cretin'. fucking cretins.

>>71725497
This is what happens when you under fund your police force, nonces get away with it

>>71725497
he looks like a massive nonce as well

is there another btc selling place like bittylicious that doesn't require the worlds supply of id?

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manky bint

...still would

>>71725514
have you heard the way they pronounce "nougat"

>>71725331
>>71725356
cretinous furniture will succumb to my boot first appearance given

outspoken little parasites

>>71725560
you don't pronounce the t right?

People in the uk look at me strange when I tell them I have outdoor hobbies like hiking/trailrunning/kayaking. Sorry I dont sit in watching eastenders while I suck down cider and crisps

***ATTENTION***

ALL MURMURING CATTLE AND PATHETIC PEONS (YOU ALL) WILL HENCEFORTH BE DECLARED AS FAUNA AND SHALL BE TURNED INTO GLUE SHOULD YOU NOT OFFER COMPLETE SUBSERVIENCE TO YOUR GOD MASTER, ME, STARTING IMMEDIATELY

***ATTENTION***

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Lads, im going to bed

Can i get a goodnight (You)?

>>71725644
perhaps you should stop fraternising with working class people.

a lot of reaction image potential from 10:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxxZawxSio

>>71725661
night x

>>71725694
What are you doing watching the chase episodes from 2011 mate

>>71725667
Yes but they are unavoidable for me at the present time Im afraid. Loathe them

st pancakes day today

>>71725661
Can I come live with you?

>>71725600
my East lanc/West yorks parents pronounce it "nooggit" or something

jesus christ
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/british-four-year-old-fights-life-after-bowel-sucked-into-hotel-hot-tub-filter-1608963

>>71725754
Can't decide if i buy a bottle of pancake mix for a quid or make them myself like an autist

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offended by this lack of knowledge of the 'bane
>>71725746
don't have anything to do

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what about me

>>71725801
>even considering buying shit-tier pre-made mix

state of your pleb mind.

>>71725803
Neither one of the dumb cunts even knew of Melbourne
Positively wailing and flailing at the British education system AND Melbourne's utter irrelevancy

>>71725830
runt
some of us have better things to do

>>71725848
you are the actual runt here mate. shockingly so. sort your life out. dont want to imagine what other things you buy too.

melbourne is the powerhouse of aussie culture abroad prove me wrong

>>71725883

Probs buys those disgusting curry sauces in jars

nauseating

Tasmania is true australia
The rest are chinks and lebbos

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Me n' the la's

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>>71725883
Asda smart price cottage pie for one
71p

JUST

>>71725883
That wasnt me.

I'm just worried I'll fuck up the mixture if i make it myself.

>>71725891
Name five films that took place in Melbourne

>>71725922
cute af

want to make lunch but there's HOOTING NORMGOBLINS in the kitchen

>>71725939
http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/international/european/british/basic-pancakes

literally just flour milk and eggs mate

>>71725946
romper stomper
mad max 1-4

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>>71725967
I don't have a big sieve for the flour though

>>71725946
went Joe went to aus melbourne was the most interesting

https://youtu.be/nq7DkGW0Rr4

>>71725939
mate it's a few eggs some flour and milk
you can't mess it up too much

>>71725946
the 'bourne series

>>71725992
whisk it in the bowl then. does the same thing.

>>71725992
how about instead of buying mix you buy a sieve

>>71726002
>few

nah 2 max. too many eggs makes it stodgy.

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>>71726029
Pancake mix is cheaper

>>71725975
Only the first Mad Max was filmed in Melbourne Also, filming =! taking place

I see the anti-pancake mix internet force is working hard today

>>71726052
you'll get more enjoyment out of a fucking sieve and some nicer pancakes long term than some shitty store bought stuff

https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/836335896379207680

Why is Douglas Carswell such a lad? Loving the raving Rorkes who're replying to him.

imagine being such a drip that you worry about fucking up a pancake. even if it wasn't piss easy, whats going to happen if you do fuck it up? the pancake police come and arrest you?
making mistakes is how you learn and improve your skills you bellsniff.

>>71726065
mmm 4th clearly takes place in melbourne with the woman power

reminder twatter actively and unashamedly bans people who don't support their political agenda

it's also filled with manufactured outrage

>>71726121
fuck off sargon

>>71726121
nobody asked

>>71726121
don't care

>>71726121
dont care

can this oscars envelope malarkey FUCK OFF already

>>71726121
back to /pol/ddit

>>71726121
Fuck off yank

Happy shrove tuesday

>>71726205
PANCAKE

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>>71726132
>>71726133
>>71726151
>>71726154
>>71726165
>>71726201
what's the matter, scared of the inconvenient truth lads

>>71726225
i don't use twitter mate

>>71726225
twitter can do what they like

Biggest delusion in the far-right is that the liberal consensus is held together by opportunists who believe in it solely for social capital

sup homes

Breaking news: DISASTER at the latest high society circlejerk

Haven't masturbated since Thursday last week

>>71726337
i had a wank in the shower last night but it was a bit forced and wasn't very satisfying

How do you pronounce "GARAGE" lads?

"Gar-idge" or "Ga-raw-ge"?

Told my mate to stop talking like a yank when he kept calling it a ga-raw-ge

>>71726366
The first one

FOY

>>71726366
love a bit of uk gaw-raw-ge meself

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On the way to the shop

Decided to go with the premade pancake mixture

>>71726366
how do brits pronounce "poop'

>>71726366
The second one but it's a more relaxed "ah" in gah-rah-ge

>>71726398
mate i will fucking end you

>>71726337
thats quite a SHORT time!

(the joke here is related to the word 'short'. not having a wank since last thursday is infact a long time. However, using the word long might imply you have a long penis. as a result, i used the word short to instead imply your penis is small. thats the crux of this particular joke, i hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed creating it)

Might unironically go get pancake mix from t' shop

Thank you for this chance to rest before another day of work Mr Nosegoldsteinerubberg

>>71726420
Don't know why you're getting so upset over my pancake choices

>>71726420
runtismo

really big shoe

>>71726423
I'd expect this from a yank, but it's disappointing from a pom.

>>71726358
I'm giving up porn so I'm trying to wait at least a full week before I relieve myself so it actually feels good.

>>71726478
It really was a terrible post

Pretending to like art galleries to impress a girl lads

the google doodle is some paki runt instead of pancake day wtf

>>71726521
Do this now and she'll expect you to do it forever
Best to just be yourself 2bh

>>71726517
Wasn't even remotely amusing

Premade pancake mix ingredients:
>eggs
>flour
>milk
Imaging a runt who makes his own

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what you lot giving up for Lent then

>>71726556
If it goes anywhere she'll figure it out anyway

Apparently she's an art critic so not like I can keep up the lie anyway

>>71726478
>>71726517
>>71726559
:)

Who else /cfnmfetish/ here

wrote on my CV that I play for a local Sunday league team haha

>>71726366
ga-raʒ

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Still no reply lads

>>71726595
cock fun, no men?

*hisses at you*

who /acronymfetish/ here

Didn't have a good enough personality to get friendzoned, best I could hope for was friend-of-a-friendzoned haha

>>71726630
Chicks with all or some of their clothes on, but still getting fucked

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>>71726628

>>71726603
hahahahaha madman

>>71726603
should have said you captained one

that shit is hard work

>>71726628
Just now write "Haha" and if she's interested she'll ask you what you're laughing at

>>71726603
Wrote on my CV that I was a chess captain

>>71726680
hahahahaha madman!

put on my CV that I graduated high school haha

>>71726747
foy

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>>71726747
good idea

simply not being a fucking illegal immigrant is a huge accomplishment these days

Put on my CV that I dropped out in year 9 haha

>tfw cv consists of fixing a few of mum's friends computers

>>71726747
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>>71726791
hahahahaha madmen

love telling yanks to fuck off

>>71726717
yeah that's not awkward at all xD

>>71726121
I'm a radical centrist and I don't get banned

it's just that righties don't understand the concept of moderation

In love

With myself :)

>>71726854
it actually works tho

can't be more awkward if she hasn't replied in 2 days

>>71726864
bender

>>71726858
>moderation

ahhhh yes

>>71726121
it's a private service, they don't need to keep shit on there

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4

>>71726891
moderation is key to success in life

twitter should be nationalised

how normal is sibling incest

im an only child so dont know

>>71726891
hey yank

fuck off

hahahaha

>>71726912
except you're not talking about moderation, you're talking about censorship

>>71726937
oral is normal, full penetration is not

>>71726911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrZyzLeISc

the last true folk greats

>>71726951
>muh free speech

hate speech is not covered by free speech

>>71726940
not normal at all. humans have built in genetic dissuasions to stop incest due to the risk of inbreeding. people who do it have something wrong with them or their parents fucked up their parenting somehow.

>>71726912
sounds like a cucked life

>>71726987
meant for >>71726937

only just managed to get out of bed

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>>71726937
but of fiddling
Nothing with your sister though fuck off dirty nonce

>>71726982
>your rights end where my feelings begin

bit fascist 2bh. got a poster of hitler on your wall?

>>71726987
>>71726937
nothing wrong with it so long as you don't have kids
(though it's a bit illegal I think)

>>71727041
human beings are literally designed to not find their siblings attractive. you are wrong in the brain if you do.

>>71727077
True to an extent

>>71726982
nothing private is covered by free speech

>>71727077
say that to the muslims

>>71727077
post proof

>>71727077
it's more the people you grow up with

lost siblings who meet each other as adults have the opposite effect

>>71727122
>>71727122
>>71727122

nu

>>71727107
everything about muslims is fucked up. their rampant incest is the least of their problems.

>>71726576
The ability to give a fuck.