gib back königsberg, polan

>>71720539
>polan
Dumb amerifat.

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>>71720539
>1/16th Prussian thinks the Germans want to reclaim any of their lost territory
>Meanwhile, in reality, when Americans play the German national anthem starting from the first stanza rather than the third, German tennis players literally cry about THE CURRENT YEAR
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/feb/12/us-tennis-nazi-era-anthem-germany-fed-cup-match-deutschlandlied

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>>71720539

Give Helgoland, Germany

>>71721696
fuck off britcuck
a deal is a deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heligoland%E2%80%93Zanzibar_Treaty

>>71720539
We don't want it because it's full of r*ssians

gib back california merica

germany please give back pommerania

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>>71720539
We always wanted to have our clay back.
I am sure Russia would be on board, the only thing we need is American support

>tfw you're in Breslau right now
>tfw the train I take to get to my uni starts at Dresden thus half of the passangers are german
>tfw actually like actuall germans

>>71724135
you have to go back.
>>71724069
no I dont want to share this cunt with fucking polacks and byldos.

>>71724178
>you have to go back.
>Breslau
>he doesn't know

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>>71724205
EU was a mistake.
Build wall between poland and germany now.

>>71724178
>no I dont want to share this cunt with fucking polacks and byldos.
I understand how you feel, but it is our sacred duty to bring civilization to Poles
Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen

>>71724268
what civilization? All they would probably do is demand more gibmedats and be butthurt and play the victim all the time. Absolutely no thanks.

>>71724370
I know, Poles are very ungrateful and dont appreciate what Germans have done for them
Thats why they need the harsh yet benelovent hand of German leadership.
Maybe in a 100 years or so, we can let them vote, but right now, Poland is simply not ready fo democracy

>>71724205
don't listen to >>71724178 I want to Anschluss you if you know what I mean Polen

>>71724470
fuck off. Germany should never anschluss anything even fucking Austria. Everytime Germany did something that was catastrophically retarded was because these fucks.

>>71720539
That's not how you spell Kaliningrad

>>71724610
ahh we where allright after we Anschluss Österreich and annexed the Sudetenland.
The just make a deal with france and GB to give Krain, Posen and Westpreußen back, in return we dismiss all claims on Elsass-Lothringen and focus on the common enemy called communism. Perfect World.

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gib back Bayern to the USA

rightful American clay

Austria-Hungary was pretty sexy too

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>>71724698
yfw

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>>71724851

we've even brainwashed Nippon

your days are NUMBERED

>>71720539
Bcё хyйня, вepтaй нaзaд.

>>71724610
Anschlussing Saarland worked out well.
>>71724871
Our days were numbered more than once before.

>>71724069
Germany did you not get the memo, you guys are a nation of cucks now. Eastern Europe will be liberating you from the Caliphate in 75 years.

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>>71724997

How much damage can an IED do to a horse?

>>71724937
Saarland was taken over by the French after Germany could not repay them,the Germans just took it back Pre WW2

>>71725089
V A P O R I Z E D

>>71725165
We also took it back post-WW2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saar_Treaty

>>71725225
It was part of Germany anyway,just a de-militarised zone
t.Took History in Secondary/High School

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>>71724412
>Germany style democracy
Daily reminder that back in the day, while you were shitting in the fields and eating using your hands, we had toilets and used forks and knives.

Germany playing the wolf in the sheepskin again, get fucked.

>>71725250
>It was part of Germany anyway
No it wasn't, otherwise this treaty wouldn't have been signed.

>>71725266
German*, fuck i hate posting from my phone.

>>71725271
I think you might have misunderstood.I meant part of Germany post WW1 as a dmz,In pre-WW2 it got restored and then it got taken over for a while Post WW2

>>71725318
We were obviously talking about anschlussing Saarland post-WW2, so why even bring up things about ww1?

>>71725340
Anschluss means a political and economical union with another country,and Saarland is not a country

>>71725362
>Anschluss means a political and economical unio
No, Anschluss is the substantive derived of the word "anschließen" which means "to connect something to something else". Don't you go tell me what German words are supposed to mean, faggot.

>>71725411
Jesus,fine.No need to call me a faggot.

>>71725437
You are a faggot for thinking you know my language better than I do. Faggot.

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>>71725318
>>71725340
>>71725362
>>71725411
>>71725437
Point is germany shouldnt exist as a country

>>71720539
>>71721137
If it's Russia - I'm ok

But don't even try to make it a part of Germany again

seriously, even don't think about it

or Germany won't exist at all

t. a polish nationalist from Russia

>>71725474
that's

and it's funny, because a girl for which I have sympathy now has a german heritage

>>71725474
Oh, come on, stop crying already, Poland. You shouldn't exist as well, you should be Russia.
>>71725490
Fuck off back to the east where you belong. Just because the soviets stole your land doesn't entitle you to squat on ours forever. We warned you about the Bolshewists, bro. We warned you about em.

>>71725465
What does knowing your language better than you do have to do with your sexual preference?

>>71725528
Lurk more, faggot.

>>71725518
>We warned you about the Bolshewists, bro
>Hitler literally started all the shit
>we warned you

>>71725518
Why are Germans so rude?When I went to Germany last year,I accidently bumped into some guy,and he kept on staring at my pants until I was out of his sight

>>71725548
>>Hitler literally started all the shit
Oh, not again.
>>71725567
Don't bump into people, is it that hard to do?

>>71725465
this is how your language sounds for us:

but your's even harder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKbQyROrm-Q

>>71725578
He was a slightly small guy,I did not see him.
Also,
>Claim you are the master-race
>Lose in both Major Wars that you fought in

>>71725603
German Music always has this weird one speed beat,electronic music and a guy narrating.

>>71725623
I don't find them as a masterrace because their language doesn't go from Rome

>>71725649
this isn't german

it's a roman language, the true language of Switzerland

>>71725691
Oh I see.But German music really has a lot of oddities in it.

>>71721137
some people in Kaliningrad are actual poles, but russifized

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>>71725518
>Cowardly backstab your sovereign hand in hand with Russia and Austria
>Sperg out, cause the Polak pan been keepin us prussians down
>Take all the late PLC reforms and adopt them
>We stronk now
>Get your ass handed by napoleon with the help of poles
>Napoleon gets his ass handed to him
>Sperg out again and "unify" germany
>Dance over frances corpse, call it a victory
>Proceed to wreck europe twice
>Get ass handed again in the process
>2017
>Still trying hard to destroy europe
>We dindu nuffin we good boyz

Warned about bolsheviks
I think it was the other way round m8, war of 1920 never 4get.

Even Hitler had a hardon for Piłsudski about that victory. Doesnt change the fact that your sperging out in 1939 ended with half of europe and your country under soviet rule.

GG, Germany, this is why we cant have nice things, you've been fucking up europe since the roman times.

>>71725802
I think Germany can take the west Poland ONLY if 1) Poland still will have an exit to the Baltic sea 2) German will help Poland to conquer THE WHOLE Ukraine and Belarus (including Donbass)

what do you think

>>71725841
Never.
>Wanting lands full of ukrainians and russians
>Also, repeating history of the 12 and 13 century.
Fuck no, we know where that path leads.

>>71725888
As a big russophobe, I don't think that theese people are russians, because they are slavs, not finno-ugrics

the only one mistake which RP did - conquer the Moscow, because it's not even a slav city and never was

>>71721696
Last time you got your hands on it you tried to sink it.

poland should be kept off the map

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>making a country between russia and germany
what the fuck was poland thinkign

>>71725603
Well, Bündnerromanisch does sound a lot like (Swiss) German, so this is not too surprising

>>71725266
is this what they teach you at Polish school?
Meanwhile, in real life, Germanic people brought christianity and civilization to the Poles

>>71725923
Hey bro, why cant we simply go back to the good old days and partition poland like this? >>71724069

>>71726327
We can. And we will do this. Waiting for new Russian and German empires :^)

>>71726327
yes, if all the green will be Poland

>>71720539
please go and sit on that retarded helmet of yours

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>>71726259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

It was actually Czechs.

>>71726449
based
russia and germany are the natural leaders of eastern european countries

>>71724412
>Poland is simply not ready fo democracy
We had democracy long before you did, and then you barbarians had to come and ruin it all, just like with Romans before.
Why do Germs hate democracy and freedom so much?

>>71726639
Russians are not even a slavs, they are muscovites

they should drop their ambitions and be under the polish and finnish rule

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>>71726674
>Russians are not even a slavs

>>71726650
>elective kings
>meanwhile, most servs are treated like literal slaves
in a "polish democracy" you would be peasant slave of your local lord.
i know you think germans want to opress you, but we actually want to support normal people like you against authorian polish elite

>>71726650
aristocracy isn't democracy, liberum veto is retarded and elected monarchs are even more retarded. your contribution to the development of governments is showing everyone how you should not do it.

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>>71726695
most of theese """slavs""" are like picreleated

a finn with a slavic language

also Russian isn't even true slav language

>>71726584
czechs are fellow holy romans

>>71726674
i dont trust poles. they are pretty evil. only reason why they didnt commit many warcrimes is that russia and germany protected the world from polish agression

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>>71726771
>most of theese """slavs""" are like picreleated
>posted finno-ugrik scum

>also Russian isn't even true slav language
Aaaaand it does not mean anything
>a finn with a slavic language
I'm done

>>71726825
I'm not evil, I just want to see the fall of anglo America and Germany and the rise of France.

>>71726836
half of russians are finnougric, a very little procent is germanic/baltic

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>>71726866
>half of russians are finnougric

>>71726843
individual poles are not evil. its the polish chauvinistic and xenophobic mentality that makes them evil.
i believe poles should live as protected minorities with special rights in russia and germany
but we must do anything in our power to prevent a souverign polish state

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>>71726327
I am ukrainian Can i help you to kill jebani przekim

Isreal suckcs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tdidZw6ofUg

Fuck poland you Will pay for your crims soon mother fucker !!!!

For Every dead ukrainian we Will kil 100 polacks

Post yfw germans emmigrate to Poland to work as carpenters because eastern Germany is poor as shit and no jobs

post yfw poles emigrate literally everywhere because poland is piss poor

post yfw dutchfag is butthurt

>>71726981
thank you for your help friend, but we dont wanna kill poles, we just wanna civilize them, so stuff like polish war crimes against ukraine wont happen again

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>>71726981
a chuj cię żydowski kacapie

jeszcze Kijów będzie mówił tylko po polsku

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>>71727251
We need to kill them now whan they are weak with out the ficking Wings polacks are weak American Dick suckers if we not gona Do it now its gona be to late and they Will grow there xazar jewish Wings back

Polacks are like the cartoon moj Mali jebani poni all there life riding on ponis

Till one day russia came and kill polish poni so polack stand on his feet so the germans cut his Wings so he Will Never fly
And the poni crash him with his back and this is how all polacks Die

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>>71728160
Why poles have so small heads?

>>71728160

not all germans are bad, Marcin Miller ma polskie nazwisko ale jest prawdziwym POLAKIEM

>>71728275
y мeня пpиплюcнyтый зaтылoк и cильнo выдeляeтcя пoдбopoдoк

>>71728409
*niemieckie

>>71728186
I'd take Odessa, too.

>>71728615
I don't have anything against it, take it

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Can germans just take off their butthurt and leave poland in peace?

>>71728653
Thank(s)

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gib back duinkerke, englan

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>giving any clay
No. You would just settle there more rapefugees, Germany doesn't deserve a shit

>>71727539
Every time I see the autistic spergouts of this ruskie kike I wonder whether it's just weird bait or all these spelling mistakes are actually genuine?

>>71728615
I wouldn't
It is useless, like most of Romania

Make Germany Prussia Again

>>71728848
Poles and Refugees have a lot in common
Both are conservative, religious, poor, criminal and hate Jews
I think you would get along just fine

>>71734934
>conservative
Mostly old people, and if we are, it's in completely different ways
>religious
Same as above
>poor
Only relatively poor, also we're getting there
>criminal
Poland is one of the safest countries in Europe
>hate Jews
Nod really, it's mostly jokes, which westerners interpret as anti-semitism because you're sensitive faggots. Political correctness is not a thing in Poland, we speak our minds more freely

>>71735284
then how do you explain that Poles elected a government that is conservative, religious and criminal?

>>71720539
Dont touch ukraine or leaf will fuck you up.

>>71735623
I wouldn't wanna anger Canada, Trudeau is alpha as fuck
I hope you are ok if we take Poland, though

>>71735623

the only thing leafs fuck up is their own coutnry