Do you weak cunts even speak Australian?
Now repeat after me.
I had just been fixing a fence for a mate but it was a piece of piss, so I went over to the servo and grabbed a beaut looking pie but as soon as I walk out I catch me eyes on a Sheila and said "g'day" and she smiled and said" see you in the arvo". Afterwards my mate came over and asked me if I had brekkie yet but I said "nah mate"
>>71719904
Pisser in the kisser
Why would I want to speak Australian?
CHUG THE PISS
I had just been givin a handy for a mate but he was lettin' out some piss, so I went over to the tip and grabbed his beaut looking pee-pee but as soon as I drink up I catch me eyes on a Sheila and said "g'day" and she smiled and said "ya thirsty, cunt?" Afterwards my mate came over and asked me if I had brekkie yet but I said "nah mate my bladder's still full"
>>71719904
dregs from the third leg
>>71719985
Excellent post
How do i say, "I love you" in Australia.
>>71720057
You just get on your knees and open your mouth
>>71720057
drinky from the winky
>>71719904
hello kevin wong
>>71720057
oi you're fuckin alright aye