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>>71719290
For the Emperor!

Ahoj

Guten Morgen

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up

feel like shit
hate this flu season

I hungry af m8's, what should I eat?

>>71720894
jajecznica na bekonie

>>71720894
zapiekanka

I bought liver dumpling dough
Should I try to fry it or should I make some soup?

>>71720894
kebab

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anime

ive got a weird lump on my dick, its white with a black dot, it doesnt hurt but its kinda hard, looks a bit like a pimple.

what can it be and how do i heal it? Or in the worst case, where do i go with it?

It's not an std

>>71723632
it's a zit, just squeeze it

>mom asks yesterday what I want of r lunch at work
>tell her I want řízek
>she tells me she will put that and majonez with it
>I love it
>open lunch at work just now
>řízek, white bread and smetanový sýr
WTF WHY REEEEEEEEE

>>71723664
still better than cold rzizek sandwich

>>71723664
deep

>>71723697
I guess so
I didn't even touch white bread, just microwaved řízek and put that smetanový syr on it.
I don't mind it much but it's like the third time now that she tells me that she will put one thing and puts something completely different.

>>71723818
you should keep her in check with regular bitchslaps

>>71719290
HERESY DETECTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI8BAw97Yg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leYR2A5hkKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnA3TtFq_UM

>>71723664
>>71723818
>řízek
>with smetanový sýr
Sounds terrible

>>71725057
Yeah, it wasn't that bad but I prefer majonéza

>>71719290
>going through the list of people who are about to get handed over to exekuce
>1/3 of them is around my age
>the other 1/3 is even younger
doom.jpg

morning all

>>71725314
Ahoj

>>71725251
are there reasons on the list, I mean if they got it because the wanted newest iPhone or because they really had rough month or something

kurza twarz

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>>71724655

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>>71723632
ingrown hair
just pop it

>>71726391
the dlužné částky usually start at 300K CZK and the purpose of it is usually related to reconstructions etc.
most of them probably just had a bad month or something but at least 1/8 will be frauds
t. knower

>>71728098
>300 000

jeeebus

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hai gays
can you tell me what this animal is?

>>71728704
fine specimen of drevokot

can some of you understand the lyrics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDroZ2sVPDQ

>>71728704
stromokocúr

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So what is this then?
A female of the same species?

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You have to help me.
Pressure your governments into recognizing Transylvania as an independent country.

>>71732345
what would Slovakia gain from Transylvania becoming an independent country?

>>71732436
I don't know, you have to figure that out for yourself
Please do it anyway

>>71732436
hun butthurt

>>71732436
Please ignore him, he's an autistic szekely shitposter who's trying to copy Ikibey and is currently ruining /balk/ with his cringe.

>>71732515
if you have nothing to offer why do you expect others to do someting for you? the world doesn't run on kindness
>>71732525
i don't see how Transylvania becoming independent from Romania would make them butthurt, if anything it would have the opposite effect imo, and magyars being butthurt doesn't help Slovakia in any way

I want to escape Poland but the West scares me

pls let me live in Slovakoczechia

>>71732619
Din nou, nu sunt secui.

>>71732668
just go to Tesin or some other already half polish city

>>71732747
no I want to go somewhere where there are no Poles marry a Slovakoczech grill and raise Slovakoczech children

maybe Budejky or someplace else

>>71732771
then Brno thats like closes to something like czechoslovak city

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requesting meme about polish spurdo priest in lithuania saying "where are the pagan litwini"

i offer in return a picture of a delicious meal, since i saw you were talking about food

>>71732921
fugg I wanna eat but I'm too poor and have no time to treat myself

I wish I had a gf who enjoys cooking

>>71732345
just use your wampir powers

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>>71732921
hi heres menes :-DDDDDD X---DDDDDDD xDDDD

>>71732921
>pagan
It's pogoń, dummy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pahonia

>>71733407
MENY THENK'SES :DDDDDD

Ahoj

It's ded so I will share: I heard a voice again lads, I'm a little scared.

>>71734702
fridge again?

>>71734702
what did it say?

>>71734211
Nazdar

>>71734702
what did it say?

>>71734211
Ahojky
Still in class desu

>>71734776
>>71734805
>>71734811
Not the fridge, I think it came from my body this time. I was lying on my bed and then I heard shouting man 'CLOSE THAT DOOR, MONSTER'. Dunno if I am the monster or maybe there is one in my flat. My heart is beating mad. I'm alone fuck.

>>71734702
*muffled "you are beznadziejny" in the distance*

>>71734881
did you close it?

>>71734927
Now yes, I was lying on my bed for some time and came straight to you guys, you are my friends.

>>71734915
Fucking fridge I swear

>>71734952
Yes you are safe with us :)

Can you ask it some questions? Lets see if you can start a normal conversation with it

>>71735030
Thanks!
I will try. It's spooky when you are alone.

>>71735068
Ok then start with something simple like "how are you" or "can you hear me"? :)

>>71734881
are you not on the meds?

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>>71735487
genuine audible kek

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>>71735182
Ok, now I said that 'I closed the door, wat now'?
I keep hearing incomprehensible conversations and ambulance sirens in the distance. I will try what you said, I will share if it will work.
>>71735292
I'm but looks like they stopped working, I told my psychiatrist about it, now I will take larger doses.
>>71735325
kekkity kek I'm glad that this fridge situation is an amusement for you guys

>>71735563
Hello, I am exorcist call now

>>71735325
audible kek

>>71735563
Hello I'm a certified exorcist , if you see something , hit it with the bible or strangle it with prayer beads

>>71735563
>kekkity kek I'm glad that this fridge situation is an amusement for you guys
that is just how i deal with shitty situations, i laugh at them, and people wonder and ask me why am i laughing, and i respond with "would it be better if i cried?"
hopefully this advice will be useful to you

Btw guys I experienced this some time ago, have you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
It was scary as shit, lasted several minutes, I couldn't move or even call anyone for help.

>>71735487
ahahaha
(obsmarkałem się gurwa)
>>71735642
>>71735679
I see shadows moving, is that the Devil? I need to look for the bible.

>>71735700
I try to laugh it off too, my own fridge bully me and some guy tells me to do silly stuff but at least I'm not in full psychosis hearing to kill people or something. It might happen though, won't laugh then.

>>71735759
no and thats reason why im not trying lucid dreaming

>>71735927
Good for you. It happened to me just like that, I saw a shadow person who was crushing my chest, I also heard some weird music.

>>71735759
>sleep paralysis
Ye I had it once, fortunetly I did read about it few days prior so I didnt even panic but still weird feeling

>I see shadows moving, is that the Devil?
why devil? maybe thats your guardian angel looking out for you :)

>>71736082
>I didnt even panic but still weird feeling
I did panic a little. I thought it's my crazy hallucinations so I took a another pill afterwads, then I remembered about sleep paralysis.
>maybe thats your guardian angel looking out for you :)
Maybe that's my dad.
Next time I will say hi.
Funny, he was always an atheist and now he is probably looking out for me. I want to believe it.

>>71736686
is that kofola?

>>71736760
Kvass

>>71736686
the amount of foam triggers me

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>>71728704
looks like my cat desu

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how is that possible that polish W3 VA is so superior to english one?

>>71719290
there's something wrong with those imperial fists

>>71732345
I'm sorry. It would be against our interests.

>>71737094
cd projekt va has been always praised

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>>71737061
he looks like a total hissbag.

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Drinking me some Krupnik, it's better than both beer and vodka. What are you having lads?

>>71739737
Pure vodka I mean, I am drunk

DRINK WITH ME REE

>tfw jewbook has been sued for censorship here

>>71740243
awesome

>>71735759
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
this is the explanation that some mental professionals give for why so many people claim to have experienced alien abductions, that this happened to them. Never had it but it sounds freaky as fuck.

>>71740243
What'd they do this time?

>>71740379
>>>/pol/114639999

guy explains at first post

Czechia annex us back please

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the next president after this was a fatty (with a mustache), then the president after that gave women the right to vote and we never had facial hair on a president again

>>71743120
wow now this is a meme