It's really got me thinking: why do French people all look kinda retarded? I don't find retards particularly sexy, but I guess there's something sort of cute about it. That swollen, hooded eyelid thing.. did Mom drink while pregnant?
Way too many frogs have this look for it to be a coincidence, and it doesn't seem common anywhere else. What's the deal?
It's like bug eyes that are puffy and saggy
>>71718595
It might be that recently discovered brain parasite which french people commonly have,
>>71718668
Brain parasite?
>>71718680
Makes them impulsive and bad at driving, Could also explain some other french weirdness.
>>71718668
>>71718721
If you ever owned a cat in your life you probably have it as well.
>>71718595
you think it looks retarded?
just looks like their perma-tired to me
>>71718749
>having cats
wew lads.
>>71718668
I wonder if that has to do with the snails Frenchmen typically eat. Snails are loaded with parasites.
>>71718721
Hmm, interesting. But yeah, they all look like they have a little bit of Down's Syndrome.
>>71718721
Stop reading gay webcomics.
>>71718766
Tired people don't get this puffy. It's like they've got half a black eye 24/7. No amount of sleep deprivation does this to people.
>>71718749
are you talking about that toxogondola plasma thingy?
>>71718922
true
but then you might need to find a fairer example than gainsbourg, cunt did spent most of his life on the piss chainsmoking gauloises
>>71718972
>toxogondola plasma
yes
>>71718972
toxoplasmodium or something
>>71718988
He had the same look when he was young, though. I mean, look at these pics I've posted; there's definitely a consistent eye thing here.
cheese, cigarettes and wine everyday
>>71718749
Except that's wrong you dumb raghead
>>71718595
It's hot
It's not just the eyes, it's their expression as well. On women it comes across as sultry and aloof. I find it incredibly attractive, especially with their breathy voices. There is nothing hotter than a real French woman who knows how to work her femininity.
>>71718647
>>71718922
>>71720052
All immigrants.
>>71718647
He's not French fucking faggot.
He's North African.
>>71720102
I don't see a bunch of people looking like that in other countries. So is it a fetal alcohol syndrome thing?
Because we ARE retarded.
Do you live in France ? Do you meet french ppl everyday ? If you do you would see they don't all have weird eyes.
Why do americans always try to find new ways to ridiculize the french ? Why dont you just fuck off yankee ?
>>71718668
>>71718749
Oh
So that's why I'm (almost) autistic?
>>71720303
Why do you do this ? is your keyboard broken ? Very weird !
>>71719591
>t. Has the cat parasite
not our fault that we have autism
I just learnt from my grandmother that when she was a kid in her village, there were a lot of incest marriage because it's right at the border between france and savoie,
they didn't want to be part of any so they stayed only within their villages.
and they chained their kids at the front door just like dogs, I can still see some parts of it at my grandparents house.
>>71720303
Relax, Frenchie. Sure, not all French people smell or have glassy, puffy eyes, like not all Americans are fat, and not all Anglos have beady eyes, and not Irish drink and eat cabbage, but come on.
>>71720303
u mad lole
>>71720422
>these are the people that try to make fun of the US
>>71720522
Bane?
>>71718595
You are pretty dumb to think every French are puffy eyes because you saw celebrities with this shit
Rare are the people I know with puffy eyes
>>71718647
h'es spanish born in noth africa
>>71718680
sepharade jew
>>71718922
gainsbourg : sepharade jew
>>71720052
>Exarchopoulos
she's greek
ethnic french are like 30/35 millions in france the rest are immigrants form europe (spanish, portugese, polish etc) and of course noth african, blacks...
I have it too!
I should probably start a race war.
>>71724175
>spain
>europe
Nope
From my experience it's more people from north africa and spain who have this kind of eye
wait what
do i have them ?
Elle n’avait pas qu’un corps Lola, entendons-nous, elle était ornée aussi d’une tête
menue, mignonne et un peu cruelle à cause des yeux bleu grisaille qui lui remontaient
d’un tantinet vers les angles, tels ceux des chats sauvages.
Rien que la regarder en face, me faisait venir l’eau à la bouche comme par un
petit goût de vin sec, de silex. Des yeux durs en résumé, et point animés par cette
gentille vivacité commerciale, orientalo-fragonarde qu’ont presque tous les yeux de
par ici.
>>71718595
I am far more fascinated about their noses
Frog genes
francophobia is a mental disorder
>>71726813
pls respond
>>71728155
Yes, i do have the Jean Renose