answer my survey edition
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScirkjnJ_S_pxi3TmHFMIq_8LjWZ8aG4ksusiTt800p0-1bJQ/viewform
new thread new me
brit is shit
pee pee pee
poo poo poo
uhhhhh. *hmpfff* BBBBRRAAPPP PPFFFFFFTTTPTPTPTFFFFF BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAUUUPPPP
quite smelly
>>71717963
it would be a non-voluntary replacement for the life sentence given to felons in 3strike jurisdictions
they wouldn't be given land or money, they'd be sent to work on plantations or factories in special economic zones with competitive regulations and taxes to incentivize american companies like apple to stop producing in the 3rd world
no leaves please
Dildo, Newfoundland
>>71717924
do 3 felonious convictions warrant life-in-prison as a sentence? why only apply it to to african–americans?
Get rekt, pakis!
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>put 6 photos of myself and 1 photo of my cat on tinder
>use the 'top photo' function
>my cat is picked as the top photo
>add new photos of myself
>always the cat
i fap to dead canadians
favorite vid from le edgy alt right memer kid xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRZDhXe8IA
>>71718005
its a dumb idea
I think creating a voluntary African run state in the Carribean would be far more fruitful.
>>71718053
>tfw you get deported to Nigger Island
>>71717971
just took your survey
hope you get an A in whatever class your project is for
>>71718053
the prison industrial complex is a dumb idea, and im trying to reform it
you're proposing something radically different, and i dont really have any arguments against it, except maybe Liberia, but that didnt get proper support from the US and african-americans.
Why do Aussies pee in their mouths?
>Canuggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg
>tfw too intelligent to have friends
*pressed the 'random anime' button*
hmm yes yes... that shall do nicely... mmmmm yes
>>71718045
same
*cracks open a beer*
morning lads
Canada should annex an Carribean island already and turn it into a mafia/gambling vacation haven.
>>71718134
Make like a beer and neck yourself
>>71718125
then I must be a fucking genius
>one piece has like 1000 episodes
fuck that.
lads lads rate my translation
>i'm 30 on the head if nothing else!
so????
*cracks open some tea*
morning lads
el oh el he watches anime
>>71718176
what
>>71718176
what
*cracks open my dick*
afternoon lads
*cracks open my window*
oops
>>71718190
*cracks open your skull*
morning lads
>>71718195
>>71718201
the girl is saying that she is 30, but her mentality
she is 25 actually
please help me making this understandable
NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT
>>71718045
>>71718072
>>71718107
>>71718125
>>71718146
>>71718190
>>71718206
so this is what happens... when /cric/ ends.. wowo...
i was literally someone's wife's son for a few years
the brazilian is cute
>>71718237
Make like a banana and split
half an hour of light reading and then bed
>>71718288
fuck off nigger
>>71718298
bit rude
>>71718228
>>71718239
>>71718270
>>71718279
>>71718288
>>71718298
guys please >>71718222
thanks ^^
poonited stains of american't
>>71718314
she's 25 but has the mentality of a 30 year old?
honestly still not sure what you're talking about
>on the phone with a client for ages
>walk around the office while I call
>finish the call
>they call again
>walk by a colleague's desk and pick up his nerfgun while I'm on the phone
>cock it and shoot myself in the head while carrying on the client conversation without a hitch
He looked a little taken aback so I probably shouldn't do that again
shit ive forgotten the cuckio meme
>tfw to dumb to answer the cute brazilians question
idk theres definitely a snappy way to say what you want to say but im not sure what
>>71718314
my thoughts on your posts
https://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8#t=18
>>71718222
"I'm 30 mentally, if nothing else"
"I think like a 30 year old"
"I act like someone twice my age"
(that last one isn't meant to be accurate to the numbers, I'm assuming she's telling a joke)
>>71718222
30 at heart
shit slow thread time to get zooted and fall asleep
>>71718382
Scotland's pretty much internationally renowned for its fantastic cuisine: haggis, DFMBs, Irn Bru, neeps 'n' tatties, Cullen skink, festy cock (which I'll be having today for shrove Tuesday) and rollmops to merely scratch the surface. I'd put it as slightly better than French cuisine, slightly worse than Italian cuisine
>>71718375
>>71718393
thank you so fucking much
i-i will come back, p-please be gentle !
waiting for the bus to work lads
sitting on my arse posting on /brit/ lads
>>71718450
mmmmmmmmmmm
>>71718471
spotted dick's rank because it's not scottish
*converts america to the metric system*
What the fuck did you just call me kaffir? A sand what?
>>71718459
can't imagine what this creature's day to day life must be like, I could never be so antagonistic 24/7
like your entire assistance is politics.
I can't even go on /pol/ because it angries up the blood and makes me feel sick.
>>71718514
castle
This breakfast of pastrami, hot horseradish and sliced black olive in a freshly baked bread bun is brexcellent!
*converts america to the islamic system*
this is your loo for tonight
do you remember it?
banging choon to get me going in the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHHwoKZvIMQ
do you remember when we got a room we was fuckin all night
there's a fucking pom door salesman at my door right now
he probably gets a higher wage doing that shit job than most british CEOs get
Caffe Americano
lads ever since I applied my multiradial kummer-detachment to the frobenius-like theta group/elliptic cuspidalization and trĂŻpods/Belyi cuspidalization my dong just hasn't been working right.
>>71718572
egspresso
>>71718533
wouldmarry/10
The King of Jordan is more British than the Queen. The King of Jordan is a descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), has English ancestry, and follows a real English religion. It's time for a swap.
>>71718533
ok
*presses my anus right against her face so her nose is buried inside and does a big wet shart*
where were you in 92
>>71718598
he was in Star Trek too
>>71718622
the womb
Cricket is monosexual
>>71718629
alri grandad
>>71718408
p*land on suicide watch.
Please rate my OC
>>71718653
shit
>>71718622
I was 5 years old
>>71718653
dont get it
>>71718653
thought it was going to be like nintendogs but with a lot more sleeping
>>71717971
thought the entire gf20xx and virgin things were a meme. Wasn't aware you are all genuinely runts
which one lads?
classic birdcucks
>>71718622
Surrey
>>71717971
>GB - United Kingdom
ah yes that's where you've hidden it
mong
don't cry for me; I'm already dead
APOLOGIZE
>>71718806
christ what an absolute runt
>>71718806
>sheffield
the stepdad eats well done steak with ketchup
Why do people care what others eat?
>>71718622
Womb then got born then when I came home family was watching jungle book
Does anybody else fucking love getting up early to get a McDonalds brekky?
Not even a fatie. Just something really therapeutic, can't put my finger on it. Guess I'm just a capitalist goy.
>>71718845
>stop liking things I don't like reeeee
>>71718816
he's only defending the Dear Leader and his preference for well done steak and ketchup
>>71718806
has he never had a good steak? you dont need seasoning on a good steak
really tired but i need my (you)'s from other threads and this one to feel good about myself before I hit the hay
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Lancashire
2. Glasgow
3. Dublin
4. Leeds
5. Hull
masticating an orange
>>71718893
The Irish will not like this post
>>71718905
Don't care
>>71718893
stop posting old posts
>serious_Vark_VĂkernes.jpg
>>71718873
possible fake news
>>71718935
stop making me feel ashamed that my ancestors came from ireland. make our country proud, eoin.
>>71718889
Sleep well.
>>71718952
>stop making me feel ashamed that my ancestors came from ireland
noight lids
>>71718665
>>71718688
>>71718733
>hyperextended my elbow
>still hurts when i lift
wondering if I should just take a few days off
been finally consistent lately too
>/brit/
>full of foreigners
*sighs and facepalms* New Labour's lasting effect on British society
>>71718993
'nigh'
off you go
>>71718864
I become somewhat vexed when I fancy a cheeky McGangbang but the breakfast menu's shitting up the restaurant
>>71719014
You'll be my American boy
As someone who is only here because I misclicked the front page of 4chan.
What the fuck.
>>71719074
you just know
>>71719080
lol were pretty fucked up here this isn't a general for conformists
I didn't know anyone used the front page
>>71719080
death is not final only a misunderstanding of time
this is my dream
this is my nightmare
this is my Deep Dark Fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqe27RCcJCU
>>71719141
>time
no such thing
WE WUZ FAGGOTS N SHIEET
>>71718952
and just how am I making a stars 'n' stripes man feel ashamed? I'm far from being the worst poster on here.
We're not all the same, get that into thy thick skull.
>>71719157
FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faPfM-Eh4R0
>>71718622
dead
>>71719011
you're shit at naming pictures
pancake day today lads
>>71718622
no such thing
>>71719080
>typing in www.4chan,org and then clicking on the board you want
>>71719222
thanks
glad someone noticed
>>71719080
do you have a gf?
have you had sex?
do you use americanisms in conversation?
if you answered yes to any of these, kindly fuck off
>I'm an actual pikey
Better than being a paki I suppose
>>71719293
>paki
>pikey
same difference
Carnival today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Y-0h83f0U
>>71719074
who's the wan in dress?
>>71719303
Except that I'm not raping British children.
>>71719293
it really isn't
Hot milf boss raped me today
Going to report her and make sure she goes away for life
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQIb59_Y8U
>>71719336
men literally cant be raped by women
>>71719322
Why don't you do something about your fucking country cowardly shite. Little British children getting raped by full grown adult Pakistani men. You people disgust me.
>>71719293
What kind of pikey? Traveller or just scummy semi-rural? Travellers irritated the fuck out of me
>>71719360
my ex-gf tied me up and stuck things up my bum once
would report her to the rozzers but im too embarrassed
>tfw no Hannah/Jennie/Samantha gf
>>71719372
do not reply to me you filthy subhuman
>>71719379
sissy
aussie
bois
>>71719374
Traveller
>>71719394
Or what? You'll do nothing. You can't do anything
>>71718533
she looks nice, but wat about Monisha? The only woman who can convert Williams' engines to run on biowaste.
>>71719403
*slowly slides a stiletto into your abdomen while putting a hand over your mouth*
shhhhhhhhhhh sh sh sh
there we go now runt
just think of the queen
@pikey
are you a criminal?
http://i.4cdn.org/f/American%20Bear%20Rides%20for%20Freedums.swf
Just watched The Usual Suspects again. Some of the casting is a little off but overall still a top film.
>>71719430
No.
>>71719395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGVzt3sSGJM
The New Colossus
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
>>71719442
how do you get money then?
>>71719437
>casting is off
how the fuck would you know? you didnt write the script. you have no idea what the writer had in mind for each character
you can tell he's not a real pikey because he can form a coherent sentence
Just wrote the script for The Usual Suspects feature-length motion picture
>>71719482
Kevin Pollak is not at all believable, Benicio del Toro overdoes it and Stephen Baldwin is just not very talented. Spacey makes the film.
This thread is gay
I'm gonna go hang out with the nerds in /britfeel/ and talk about mo(u)ld
>>71719435
quality
>>71719475
I work just like everybody else
>>71719435
virus
*does a big smelly poo on the poster below me*
>>71719533
>Overdoes it
overdoes what? you literally have no fucking clue as to if thats how the writer wanted him to be
the "casting being off" doesn't make sense here. you could say the acting is shit.
EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS NOW A RECIPIENT OF MY GOLDEN SHOWER
_____________________________________
>>71719592
It's clear what type of characters they were meant to be by the way they were written moron, it's just that a lot of them don't really fit their roles. People forget this because of how great Spacey was.
FOY.
>>71719503
I feel really smart around my own kind 2bh
Prove you aren't a bot?
Starting to think im the only real person here...
>>71719616
you're honestly a complete idiot.
the screenwriter helped choose the casting. im sure he knows more about how the character was written than you
it was just a shitty critique
>>71719635
how
>>71719635
DOES NOT COMPUTE
LOADING /BRIT/ PROGRAM
slags crisps pakis grime tbf lads
>>71719635
4chan is just a conversation simulator
nobody here is real
>>71719664
don't respond to it, Russia is a bot.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
*beeP-BOop*
>trump orders his steak well done with ketchup
holy fuck he''s literally me except i get BBQ sauce instead. My dad used to love medium rare but i can't fucking STAND it. Meat only tastes good well done.
>>71719721
bruce raises the runt bar
You faggots think a 70+ year old man with false teeth can handle any other kind of steak than well-done?
>>71719721
>>71719725
>>71719725
those that get annoyed by the fact others prefer their steak well done are the most reddit tier beings on this planet.
>>71719738
>annoyed
i just think you're beneath me is all
>>71719725
>tfw don't even eat steak
>tfw eat my rissoles charcoal burnt to perfection
delicious carcinogen taste
>>71719734
well done meat is less tender you mong
>>71719753
see
>>71719735
>Australians in charge of knowing about food
maccas > dominos > nandos > kfc > hungry jacks > pizza hut > red rooster >>>>> oporto
who's this wee shite? johnny? fockin jun tzu? for fock's sake.
here wee la you've got the look of your da,
but it doesn't sound like your sayin "For God & Ulster"
sounds like you're sayin fockin' "Tiocfaidh ár Lá"
he's supportin' the Taighs, wee lad? he's supportin' the Ra?!
you're a fockin' traitor!
do I have to cut open your neck wit a rusty razor?
wee johnny you're a mad dog,
you should pray to your dad's God.
cause if you come back to Belfast we'll blow your fockin' caps off,,
cause you sound like a dirty wee fenian in your rap songs
are you prepared to get shot son?
you're disrespecting our fockin cause
in your speeches ye fuckin eejit
can't believe it that you're not even a fenian this is treason,
we have every reason to stick a gun to your knees and put a bullet through and leave ya bleedin', ya wee shiet! ye
DEAR JOHNNY, ARE YOU FOCKIN' MAD?
YOU'RE GONNA GET LOCKED UP LONGER THAN YOUR DA.
YOU USED TO BE A GOOD WEE LAD,
WHAT THE FOCK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Business plan: post some disgusting food combination featuring food from your business on social media that will compel bread & circus runts to share it and give it a go, thereby sampling your products
>>71719785
scottish cusine in a nutshell
scotland is the best part of england
drumpf
>tfw you had one chance at life and weren't born in northern ireland
feels bad :(
What's your favourite of Yukio Mishima's work?
if the colour orange reminds of green and vice versa is that synethesia? or am i just retarded
and you don't seem to understaaaand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXVKAC4sjbM
>>71719897
at least you get to be a movie star like all americans
>>71719336
lewd, that's my fantasy
Is ''Alright'' a popular greeting outside of Yorkshire?
>>71720186
everyone says it here in Wales
>>71720186
yes
haven't you watched the inbetweeners?
>>71720195
why do welsh people have big eyes and small mouths? is it because you're mixed with aliens?
>>71720200
I actually thought about that straight after posting but I don't know where they're from.
Somewhere down south?
>>71720225
Do we? News to me.
Sure you're not just thinking of whatever inhabits New South Wales ?
>>71720186
Yeah everywhere I've been in Britain it's sort of the standard greeting for men
>>71720237
literally the only welsh person i know of is sophie dee so i assumed all welsh people look vaguely similar to her
>>71720186
Scousers pronounce 'alright mate' quite humorously, they have that cracking sound in the 'gh', but then also a tad in the 'mate' which is odd since it has no Gs or Cs/Ks
>>71720226
google says south-west london
>>71720186
>when you say ''alright'' to someone as a greeting and they actually tell you how they feel
I'm saying hello, not asking how you are.
>>71720274
God I hate when people do this. Is it just poshos that don't know any better or are they just that eager to talk about themselves?
>>71720274
>alright
>yeah, I'm not too bad mate but we had to take the dog to the vets earlier, you alright?
>er, ye
Woman at work fancies me. Always flirting with me, catch her looking at me all the time and always notice how she immediately finds me and makes eye contact in a crowd.
Could probably fuck her but her husband is a massive bodybuilder cunt. I can fight but this guy is huge.
'neux is looking a bit sickly and tired lately, does he have cancer or something?
>>71720287
you're saying it too much like a question lad. or you're one of those mongs who puts a slight y sound at the front of it
>>71720274
yh u?
>>71720328
fuck off nonce
i was born in 1995 but i identify as a baby boomer
you are all lazy and entitled
>>71720335
reported
really want to kill my neighbour's dog
Just realised that my equally autistic mate in middle school was literally Beavis, and I was literally Butthead
Miss wallowing in aspergers desu
>>71720347
You're not gonna win any friends like that, you grassing little bastard.
>>71720448
Jokes on you I pretended to report you and made 3 new friends.
>>71720466
fuck off nonce
is it better for a child to be raised by a single mother or a single father?
>>71720474
reported
So on one hand we have this
>>71720475
Name one criminal who had a single father
fat brown filipino girl in my class pretends to be japanese and makes noises like those retarded anime girls
>>71720485
But on the other hand
>>71720493
Name one criminal who had two fathers
Here's my OOTD
What's yours? :)
>>71717971
>implying anyone is gonna complete this survey with honesty
>>71720543
jog on chinky
>>71720543
roll on 2047 when you get annexed into the PRC
>>71717971
Over 50% responded that they are virgins
Over 80% responded that they are single
Over 55% responded that /pol/ should be nuked
Favourite meme is gondola
Over 70% responded that they were 24 and under
AUTISM
>tfw no African gf
is she white lads
>>71720637
walk on muslim poland
bought a chainsaw today
don't have any real plans for using it, i just wanted a chainsaw
>>71720647
jewess?
>>71720665
No step on snek pls!
The survey attracts asians.
>>71717971
>answer my survey
Shan't be doxxing myself
>>71720667
Right on. Got myself a whipper snipper for the same reason, don't have any thick grass to trim though lol
>>71720674
she's russian and turkish or something.. I think she's a turk who lived in russia
>>71720572
you ditched us
wtf britain we loved you
i really like a lot of the satanist elements incorporated into a lot of metal specifically the death, black, and extreme genres
Should I stop beating my girlfriend?
absolutely destroy her nearly every day of the week. It's actually kind of funny. Every time after I'm finished, she just runs off crying for like 3 straight hours. I mean, come on, I'm not really hurting her or anything, but she just keeps coming back for more. I'm starting to get really sick of her asking and asking to play Halo, so should I let her win?
>>71720756
wew
>>71720543
56% responded with honesty :^)
>>71720753
I like the occultism in Therion's works
Also perhaps the worst (best) vinyl album cover ever made
>>71720751
*hugs you*
We'll always protect you from China :3
>>71720779
all sri lankans should be killed
got called a nigger in greggs today lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI
me irl
IZ THIS NAZI LAND SO GĂśTT
WOULD YOU LEAVE IT IF YOU COULD?
***BREAKING NEWS***
In the /brit/ general elections, a coalition of leftist parties have won 43% of the vote and shall form a minority government in the /brit/ parliament with the prospect of a majority very possible in the upcoming by elections.
Coalition leader Jeremy Corbyn of the Social Democratic faction which garnered the most votes was ecstatic:
"Its great, we're going to make /brit/ great again, i told you we were the biggest party in Europe, this is huge"
>>71720779
>56%
higher than I expected lol
>>71720789
that star on that cover is the Order of Nine Angels symbol
very interesting occult stuff and it's serious too it's not kiddie shit playing around
some of you guys are alright. don't go to planet earth tomorrow
good morning
gonna go to planet earth tomorrow
>>71720902
bit gay
post northern irish memes
Australians give themselves golden faces irl
>>71720859
HITLER BTFO
>>71720871
Soon comrade
posting a youtube video with mono sound should be against the law
makes me worry for a moment that my expensive headphones are fucked
>>71720905
yeah fancy getting hilt deep in some benderpussy
>>71720931
you mean with the left or right sound channel muted. mono audio just means the l and r channels are the same
WHAT A GLORIOUS PRIVILEGE OF YOURS IT IS TO BE A NAZI
TO WORK 48 HOURS A DAY FOR THE FUHRER
>>71720963
>mono audio just means the l and r channels are the same
umm no it just means one channel retard
>>71720941
>>71720972
it doesn't mean that one channel is playing on one side. it means that the left and right are playing the same channel.
>>71720968
strawman
Lads
I'm all out of diazepam so i have 60 of these "be calm" pills lying about the house. They contain 200 mg hops 160 mg valyrian root and 130g Passion flower
I'm thinking of taking 10 crushed up in my tea because I can't go to work sober
>>71720871
nice
>>71721080
they don't do shit. all those herbal sleep aids and whatnot are all bullshit
anxiety is so bad i won't even have a pint of beer if i've taken my xanax for the day (1mg) because of all the horror stories about people dying from mixing alcohol and benzos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kEFELCb3I
t. Desert Pete
>>71720871
*forms a 2 man wanking syndicate*
>>71721018
no it just means there is only one channel
non-stupid stereo systems will duplicate that one channel on both sides but maybe the other guy's headphones are just shit
>>71721116
I've been doing my research and the verdict is 1.5g of valerian root extract is natures Valium
I'll take it
fascism just doesn't work
>>71721126
>that pic
what did he mean by this?
>>71721129
wrong. mono plays one channel through both sides and stereo plays two separate channels for each side
www.mcsquared.com/mono-stereo.htm
>>71721162
fascism has never been tried
>>71721126
>>71721084
Comrade Corbyn will lead us into a world revolution
international socialism?
>>71721241
why do leafs love socialism so much
>>71721241
any commies here?
>>71721254
canada is a social democracy, your country is an oligarchical republic
considering how our countries turned out, i love socialism desu
>>71721277
>social democracy
>socialism
Delet this
business idea: global currency
>>71721286
canada would be better with proper socialism, we're just not yank tier because of the more
>>71717971
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScirkjnJ_S_pxi3TmHFMIq_8LjWZ8aG4ksusiTt800p0-1bJQ/viewform
>Burmese
>South Asian
>American education
>>71721286
*because of the socialist aspects of our society.
40% of the canadian economy is controlled by the state, what is the share in the UK?
>>71721336
>socialism is when the government does things
No it's when the workers own the means of production democratically
>All out of fegs
>All out of benzos
Someone's getting their neck snapped at work the day
I'd be willing to bet the average Scottish skag addict has more intelligence than the average American
Fuck the irish
make love to the irish