>2017 >Patronymic kek

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>tfw no clan name

>read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy
>"Hello Ivan Ivanovich, where is Gregor Gregorovich? Has he been cuckolded by Fyodor Fyodorovich lately?"

Why do Russians know who everyone's dads are? No one knows who my dad is.

Iberian way is the most logical way

also
>Myanmar
>Indonesia

how the fuck does that work?
their names would have to be fucking unique

>>71716799
Rodrigo Ramirez-Gonzalez marries Isabella Fuerte-Delgado.

What is their child's name?

>>71716767
actually we in Montenegro had patronymics too some 50 years ago

sound really badass imho

>>71716918
Pablo Ramirez Fuerte

>>71716918
>Rodrigo Ramirez-Gonzalez
>Isabella Fuerte-Delgado.

they're missing a name, and there's no hyphen.
the kid's last name would be "Ramírez Fuerte"
not that complicated

>>71716799
half of Spain is named Garcia and Lopez so you have to do this

>>71717030
Half of Germany is named Yilmaz and Sahin so maybe you should start using the spanish way.

>>71716918
Paco Ramirez Fuerte

>>71716918
Is this supposed to be a riddle?
>[Anon] Ramírez Fuerte González Delgado
>>71717030
García family strong, how can other families compete? This surname went from irrelevancy in the Basque mountains to being one of the most common in the planet, we are hard-coded Conquistadores.
t. García

>>71716798
>read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy

Good lad

>>71717248
>[Anon] Ramírez Fuerte González Delgado

wat

>>71716904
Nah, we have 2 or 3 or even 4 given names instead. Also then we instead use name, use nickname if there are 3 people with the same name, like Kebal (KEvin from BAli) or something like that.

>>71720834
>Also then we instead use name, use nickname if there are 3 people with the same name
Also if there are 3 people with the same name, we then use nickname to name them*

>>71716767
this map is a bad meme

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Why are all male sandniggers named like Mohammad Muhammed Mufasa Mohammad Muhamed?

>>71716767
When will Scandinavians go back to somethingsothingsson and somethingsomethingdottir?

>>71720973
The pic explains that pretty well

>>71720999
dottir is daughter and son is son?

>>71720858
why?
it's spot on regarding europe.

>>71721039
Yes.

>No having both of your parents surnames
Filthy pleb

>>71721039
No, dottir is son and son is daughter
It's 2017 after all, time to be progressive!

>>71716767
Greek names are perfect

>>71721039
>>71721070
Xe wife's dottir.

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>>71721082

>>71721121
prove me wrong

>>71716767
Given name + uncle's name + aunts name + family name

>>71721169
stupid

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>>71717135
btfod 2bh

>>71720999
iceland still does it

>>71720834
>>71720855
alright but how the fuck do you not have surnames?
who thought that was a good idea?

>>71721232
That's why they're the most unique one out of all Scandinavians and some mongols

>>71721260
boktenli türk

>>71721040
it's hyperbole
it only got one country wrong

though i'm curious as to how they got it wrong when they bothered to colour is seperate from India in the first place

>>71721389
ok, I'm assuming it's you.
what's the naming convention in your cunt?

>>71720973
Muhammad is the name of the prophet

>>71721458
Of course you'd know.

>>71721400
Given name + Family name

There are no clans to have clan names at all

>>71721389
Do you guys get mad when I call Sri Lanka "Ceylon"

>>71716798
In russia, formal and polite way to adress people is with given name and patronymic.

>>71721806
Most people who are not retarded would know.

>>71716767
All of East Africa is dark blue as well

>>71716767
You can call us as in given name, both formal & informal. Nicknames when you're close.
It's rude to call us by patronymic name.
Use full name (given + patron) if you want to be so formal.

>>71721876
don't think anybody cares, no

>>71721253
Well at least without surnames you can freely name your kid David Benzema Aguero.

>>71716767
>given name + father/mother's name + mother/father's name
Wouldn't that escalate pretty quickly?

>given name + father's name + grandfather's name + family name
Jesus Jospeh God Christ!

>>71716767
asians are really backward

>>71721458
But why don't Christians call their children Jesus?

>>71726167
spaniards do