Camwhores edition
Previous thread >>71712925
Mormons
first for
>tfw no black gf
State recognition of marriage should be abolished
i want to move to canada
>>71715371
Please don't post my wife's bf's gf
gonna do nofap for a month again just to prove it's a reddit meme that does not improve your life
what did he mean by this?
>>71715391
What is up with your country and black girls?
>tfw too charismatic to have friends
>>71715347
theres nothing immoral about two men who love each other getting married
it is, however, immoral to suck cocks casually
gf just sent me this on bebo
very lonely and dont have a job
Stop taking illegal drugs
>>71715421
>two men who love each other
>>71715391
Make Obama your president so I can move there please.
>>71715422
I thought Bebo died before myspace.
>>71715446
yeah gays are incapable of love, you're right
>>71715434
nothing wrong in taking a little pill
>>71715434
>Stop taking illegal drugs
Yeah, okay, whatever you say
Don't mind queer marriage.
>>71715391
I'm not attracted to her here, from just looking at her photo, but in person i think i'd fuck her in a heartbeat, if given the chance
>>71715451
yeah it's quite an old picture haha x
>Don't mind queer marriage.
what we need to do is round up every gay/bisexual male in the US, and give them a free trip to Mike Pence's summer camp
If you aren't gay, you aren't living The Way
>>71715467
90% of Koalas have chlamydia.
Koalas have to sleep 18 hours a day.
Baby Koalas eat their mothers feces and scrape it out of their ass with their claw.
Adult Koalas eat Eucalyptus leaves which are so low in nutrition they can't move quickly.
Koalas are so stupid they won't eat these leaves if they're not attached to a tree.
When the FUCK are we going to kill them all?
everyone ITT should be mormon
>>71715450
oh my
i've got whatchu need
>>71715499
>tfw looking at those guys doesnt turn me on
WHY MUST I HAVE BEEN BORN STRAIGHT? WHY CANT I JUST FOOL AROUND WITH MY BROS
>>71715507
Pandas are just as awful. We should gracefully allow these animals to go extinct.
*casually succs a boi*
I love sluts, they are so important in our daily lives
>>71715499
>that hoverhand
confirmed for not gay
i am a member of the alt-right
chhhhhoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgoqK8AR_Ok
Alright I'm no longer okay with queer marriage because of this thread.
I like the way vaginas look
>>71715545
reported to the fbi
90% of brits have teeth decay.
brits shitpost 18 hours a day.
Baby brits eat their mothers feces and scrape it out of their ass with their hands.
Adult brits eat toast sanwiches which are so low in nutrition they can't move quickly.
brits are so stupid they put toast between slices of bread and call it a sandwich
When the FUCK are we going to kill them all?
Alt-lite is me
niggas be finna fammm shit foh deadass
just posted bait somewhere else
'bout to get some (You)s
>>71715566
>americans talking about personal mobility
Baby Brits :3
how is hoverhand even a thing? as a turbo autist even I know it looks more ridiculous than just touching them in the first place.
>>71715566
Fuck off PETA
leftenant
choosday
choon
aluminum
RADiatior
>be canadian
>drive anywhere
>get attacked by moose
>>71715507
>>71715566
is this a new meme?
remember, eating a nice, big piece of dark chocolate a day keeps the doctor away!
>>71715566
>90% of brits have teeth decay.
false
>brits shitpost 18 hours a day.
false
>Baby brits eat their mothers feces and scrape it out of their ass with their hands.
false
>Adult brits eat toast sanwiches which are so low in nutrition they can't move quickly.
false
>brits are so stupid they put toast between slices of bread and call it a sandwich
false
>Be American
>Eat at the heart attack grill
>Die
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bad posts
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good posts
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meme posts
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"""""posts"""""
>>71715600
Like how the fuck do you find wifi in a peat bog anyway? Are you able to process it using pig manure or something?
>>71715601
dark chocolate is gross
>>71715601
Coalburner
>false
>>71715620
got one in each category
haha x
Baby Brits :3
How adorable, I want to care for them
>>71715628
Fuck off??
too much /brit/ in this thread
I love looking at the sky at night... It's so big and dark, a endless expanse of blackness cluttered with stars!
The person who invented croutons had to have been Jewish.
>>71715641
ur gross too
>>71715646
so would you fuck a midget or nah
>camwhores edition
>a bunch of faggots shitpost loudly
All gays should be killed 2bh
Ive never shitposted
Best camwhore btw
>>71715699
What are you doing in Canada, Mr. Pence?
>>71715659
Croutons are le FRONCH
>>71715708
Low quality post
>>71715716
she's hiding her face for a reason, this girl is a strong 6
>paha sapa
I wonder how many of the kids I bullied killed themselves
>>71715715
Just chillin
>>71715733
son of a bitch, I hear it still
>>71715729
Howdy doody
>>71715747
Eat a penis.
>bullying to assert dominance
sure signs of a mentally delayed runt
>>71715758
I'm a literature fan myself
Good evening, /cum/
How are you today?
>>71715779
I'm good
How are you?
>>71715779
kys
>>71715761
>getting bullied into beta position
sure sign of being a weak faggot
went to the bathroom but couldn't remember why
>>71715761
*sure signs of a winner
>>71715779
oh yeah an anime namefaggot just what we needed
With this
We will infiltrate /brit/ and make them taste /cum/
>>71715779
I did lewd things
How was your day?
>>71715761
E-eat a penis.
going ot go to the bathroom
I just remembered, i have to take a shit, but i shit my pants haha
>>71715761
>was going to talk to the manlet who kept annoying my girlfriend and trying to get her phone number
>he speedwalked away when he saw me
drinking coffee
sharting atm
>>71715761
Faggot
>>71715793
>Percy Pickles
>>71715811
sinner
>>71715785
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>>71715796
>>71715833
>being a bully
>getting bullied
equally pathetic social roles
>>71715793
I already have an anglo-paddy name though, im good with that
>>71715793
Andrew Ashworth
>>71715842
this is accurate
the winning move is to not go to school
Anyone else like wrassling?
>>71715793
Andrew M. Pickles
>>71715793
Lawrance Pickles
Okay I may be a slut, but at least I'm not a virgin lol XD
>>71715842
>avoidance of any conflict
the most pathetic social role of all
>>71715857
>>71715859
Dear cousins. . . Muh-my name is Percy. Howdy-do?
>>71715864
>implying I backed down from confrontations
got into 2 real fights in highschool
but the actual alphas never felt any need to bully people, their social superiority was acknowledged without conflict by everyone
Paha Sapa is the perfect gf
catching up on my reading backlog
>>71715793
Wilson Brimble
>>71715877
'Ello there cousin
Mind if I date your little sister?
>>71715841
yummy
>>71715782
I'm fine. Not bad at all.
>>71715784
>>71715789
rude.
>>71715795
>How was your day?
Pretty comfy desu
It has been raining all day.
>>71715879
considering your posts, I'd assume you weren't the victor of these fights
i recommend assuming your position in the social hierarchy
>>71715889
Not a girl
>>71715908
She's seven, but yeah, sure. I'll kill you if you touch her.
>>71715779
H-Hey Baja
>>71715927
Liar
>>71715779
Fuck. Off.
>>71715779
brewed up some tea and shaved, supreme /comfy/
>>71715879
true
>>71715929
No you fool I was mocking the British
>>71715927
You will be
>>71715927
Who said you were a female girl?
>>71715925
won 1, lost 1
sorry im not a meathead monkey that gets a hardon when he sees a guy smaller than himself
>>71715916
It's going to storm tomorrow :/
the 'art
>>71715959
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>>71715946
Literally never lost a fight and I've been in several thousand.
i've been in 1 fight and won it
undefeated champion here
>>71715988
wtf are you Cawwadoody world champion???
>>71715988
Fgt me
Guaranteed loss for you
I'll wreck ya
>>71715995
tbf the fight i lost wasnt fair
he got me in the eye and then adults broke it up
>>71715982
You have posted this before, right? If so I believe I told you it was conventional and inoffensive at the time.
>>71716008
Sorry, I only fight women.
>>71716016
loser
>>71716014
the other guy started it and i took them to the ground. beat on the person until they crawled away and ran off while some people watched
never got in trouble for it so no one snitched.
superior taste
Canada is tough
>>71716046
was he a rando?
I love watches and have a few good ones.
If any of you have questions or want recommendations on what type of watch you should get let me know.
ayyyyy throwback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nJoBSfQ_Q
Canadians are wussies.
>>71716047
Jesus Christ.
>>71716041
Boy, I didn't think you'd as easily offended as you are tasteless.
>tfw nyc is exactly due south of montreal
EYOOO WERE BROTHAS
>>71716107
loser
>>71715935
Hello there.
>>71715947
rude (again).
>>71715949
Good for you, I guess.
>>71715977
Please be careful and be ready for any situation, ok?
>>71716138
There might be tornadoes o.0
>open door
>see this
what do
>>71716065
new kid in school, we were "friends". he hung around with my group. he was one of those types who'd hit kids for no reason as a joke. he was a bit of a prick.
he sucker punched me in the back of the head hard one day when I was walking ahead of him on a treed area on school property. honestly i think something went fuzzy with my head since I didn't really remember taking him to the ground or punching him, just him crying and trying to crawl away from me and my friends standing around looking freaked out. i had to ask them what happened.
>>71716155
I execute him
snow on this hills again
>>71716138
Are you a female (girl)?
How spicy are you from a scale of 1 to 10?
>>71716154
\(^~^)/
Watching Mr. Reddit LOL
>>71716174
fucking lmao i bet he stopped being "playfully physical" after that incident
Are there a show, movie, series about Chicanos(Latinos)?
>>71716199
Narcos
Some of their soap operas are good
>>71716199
end of watch
NEED a pan-faced, almond-eyed, large-brained gf
>>71716175
I love this image
>>71716198
to me knowledge he didn't hit anyone after that. despite it being a small town school i very rarely saw him outside class so i think he put effort into avoiding me. seems like it straightened him out since he was nicer to everyone after that incident.
>folks
eye colours ranked
1. grey
2. green
3. hazel
4. blue
5. brown
>>71716245
Know a couple of people that think that shit is still funny, they've never gotten their asses handed to them
>>71716288
being short is a choice
Greetings, I am a moor
Inshallah, provide me with wives and succulent kebabs
>>71716288
>"for being poor" appears earlier
>you underline "fat"
get fucked, gommie
Albums I listened to over weekend.
>6'1
>still short
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
>flying to boston round trip costs $150
>flying everywhere else roundtrip costs minimum of $300
Why is this?
>>71716287
>grey not ranked 4
still only have a page of my essay completed and have done almost no studying for my test
>>71716189
I used to post a few pictures of mine before the namefaggin era, then I did the same in december, but I just posted my eyes.
Maybe you can find them on the archives.
>Are you a female (girl)?
According to /cum/: I'm a girl (male).
>>71716199
The two most popular films portraying Chicano as well as California gang lifestyle are "American Me" and "Blood In Blood Out: Bound By Honor". The latter being the better IMO. It's a classic.
Broke my favorite cup buds
>>71716287
brown should be number 4 desu
>>71716341
don't know how people can manage to give a shit about school Tbh bud
>>71716317
You are poor
>>71716354
I thought you were confirmed as being mid-thirties man that worked as a coat check clerk??
>>71716293
this was just before we went to high school. my friends and i rough housed a bit at that age but it was more minor stuff, nothing that could knock a person out or surprise attacks like this dick head.
But some kids are just idiots that need to learn the hard was I suppose. I've never really known adults to do that stuff, usually people will join boxing or something if they want to do that stuff past middle school.
>>71716367
are these like the CHI versions of boyz n in the hood and menace II society?
Aw fuck I got cut on the edge
>>71716354
>I'm a girl (male)
Perfect, you're just my type
>>71716407
Yes, only even more accurate and more gritty and violent, not so much cheezy nigger drama, CHI drama.
Have you ever experienced anything paranormal, /cum/?
im in a spot in the library where i could watch anime right now and nobody would be any the wiser
>>71716453
Ghost made me cum early.
>>71716458
don't do that
>>71716447
menace II society is gritty as fuck, boyz n the hood is cheesy
>>71716470
i wont but i could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnuJ-JLAV0
>>71716458
you should do that
Bajachan is a man.
>>71716477
Yes I know. South Central is the true patrician nigger hood movie though.
>>71716506
>>71716453
One time I coughed really hard and a bug came out of my mouth. Does that count?
>>71716506
She's a girl (male)
>>71716453
saw a black man the other day
>>71716496
>female programmers
>>71716506
He's a male (girl)
>>71716510
ill watch south central and those two chi movies thanks
>>71716547
>no ==
laff
>>71716496
why is "her" voice so raspy?
Something hot about getting blown by a transgender
>>71716199
>>71716223 this one's very good
>>71716367
American me is ok, but not as good as blood in blood out, which imo really portrays what chicano gangbangers could be like , also "mi vida loca" is somewhat believable if a bit cringe..
"zoot suit" with edward james olmos is also kind of fun, although they're kind of far from the chicanos that you would see today, but that movie really presents a best case scenario for what chicanos could be like. Last but not least is "my family/mi familila" which is really nice, as far as i can remember, and it spans a few generations so you can get an idea of how the chicano evolved. Honestly, I think no chicano/mexican movie has been able to portray the chicano experience without making it cringey with all the spanish english accents and la raza bullshit, not to mention there's always mentions of tortillas and tacos which trigger me, because they're good and all, but that's some minstrel show tier of stereotyping
Traps are gay.
>>71716547
>"Block"
>"Block."
>>71716367
thx
>>71716547
>female
That had a penis.
71716613
Was wondering if /cum/ was decent again then saw this wall of text.
Thanks for the answer, I guess.
>>71716496
>Gamergate
>Alt-Right
Apparently having ovaries isn't a prerequisite to being a dumb bitch
>>71716613
Mi Familia is great as well for all those reasons you pointed out. I didn't really forget it, I just listed the two I thought people on here would want to watch and actually be able to recognize certain Chicano traits which have become somewhat of a meme on here.
Mi Familia is really more for Hispanics to watch in general, you can't appreciate it if you're not.
>Apparently having ovaries isn't a prerequisite to being a dumb bitch
I'm a radical stoic
>>71716743
Woman are dumb, bud.
>>71716613
thx.Will try to watch them
>>71716729
>Mi Familia is really more for Hispanics to watch in general, you can't appreciate it if you're not.
Why? They speak Spanish?
>tfw learned Home on the Range before I learned The Star Spangled Banner
>>71716796
I thought most CHIs didn't actually speak spanish
>I'm a radical stoic
the only solution to the chicano problem is mass genocide
>>71716811
depends on the generation , 1st generations usually always speak spanish, with 2nd generations you have about a 60% (if that) chance that they speak it fluently.
Honestly the only solution to the Latino problem is mass apathy.
toronto and henrico are the only people here that consistently output posts of extremely high quality in every thread
please, try to be more like them
>henrico
>high quality
WORLD WIDE WEW
just found out elon musk is half canadian
>>71715371
>>71715391
Daily reminder that racemixing is degenerate regardless of race.
>>71716889
Please don't associate me with that weirdo.
>>71716906
he's probably as ashamed of it as he is of his baldness
>>71716453
Yeah, I posted about it a few times around the time it happened but nobody seemed to buy it. I don't really care since it doesn't seem believable, I don't mind posting about it again.
I snapped two nonconsecutive photos of a girl in a blue dress while on a day trip to Oakglen California back in September. It was at an old schoolhouse museum that was closed that day, but I've been inside there before. In one photo, she was hovering over one side of the roof, and in a completely different position 2 photos later, but she was looking right at the lens in that one. It seemed as if the flash from my camera even reflected in her eyes. I first viewed the photos on my desktop at home, it freaked me out a bit but I was more fascinated. I immediately showed them my Mom, but she couldn't make out any person in either image which made it even weirder for me. The apparitions in the photos were clear as day to me, not even hazy. I found 2 accounts online of other people who've seen a girl in a blue dress around that area, you can look it up yourself. One of the accounts was in Yucaipa, CA, which is close by, but I'm not sure if it was the same apparition I saw.
Here's the schoolhouse, but the girl I saw was in pictures taken on the other side. I'll check to see whether I have any other photos of the other side. I deleted the evidence, unfortunately. Convenient for faking a ghost story, I know, makes it sound all the more bullshit. I'll explain why in a moment.
>tfw no hipster gf
>tfw no friends
why live
>>71716915
That bitch is hella fine
>>71716936
fuggg that's spooky
wtf, my phone just died
chewing on some gum rn
Im charging it and it wont even turn back on
Daily reminder that if you have mixed race children they will feel like they don't belong anywhere and will likely turn to socialism/hedonism
I think i would go insane if the afterlife was proven true beyond a doubt
dont even live an unmoral life, i just dont want be unable to die
>>71716889
*doesn't*
Lmao
Is it possible to get kicked out of community college? Where do you go if it is possible
>>71717033
you go to bed
>>71716975
>>71717016
take the hint
>>71717017
why do you feel that they're going to automatically associate with their race and not some other category, like skater/hip hop head/ rocker/ or something arbitrary like that?
Can I hang out here for a few days while spoilers for the new Zelda run wild on /v/?
>>71717059
he's an autist obsessed with race
canada is already a post-racial society
>>71716906
Elon Musk was born a Canadian but chose to become an American.
I'm a (8)/pol/ veteran looking for something new, so I hope to participate in some interesting discussion!
>>71717066
Im sure a certain CHI will be posting spoilers
>>71717082
we welcome all leftypol refugees. we're with her, enjoy your stay
Canadian South Africans are the most powerful race on earth.
>>71717077
He's South African
>>71717093
>we welcome all leftypol refugees
Completely false.
>>71717066
link save the princess
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>>71717105
His father is Canadian
>>71717107
they make the best traps
>>71717084
who are you talking about
>>71717093
>lefty pol is with her
I thought they were the worst tier gommies, why do they like her?
>another gay post by Placer
>>71717082
oh boy will you be disappointed
>>71717133
a certain someone from a place down south
>>71717137
theres another guy with just the state flag
>>71716936
I was awake for around 1 day before and 1 day after the trip, I've dealt with insomnia-related issues for a while. I was also a bit unsettled about the pics, which is why I suppose I stayed up longer than usual after. I was doing some cleaning in my kitchen until I got tired enough to sleep, which led to some type of exploding head syndrome / auditory hallucinations that grew louder and louder. I took a bunch of sleep aids then went to bed, covering my ears with a blanket since I was getting freaked out and delirious. I then had a seizure in my sleep, and woke up over 24 hours later feeling mentally and physically disoriented. My body felt 'electrified,' and I didn't feel like doing anything but sleeping. It took 3 days of feeling out of this world for me to start feeling back to normal.
I looked at the pictures again, it definitely wasn't just my imagination. During the 3 day seizure recovery period, her face got burned into the back of my mind. I'm more fascinated by the paranormal than creeped out, but everything that happened after prompted me to pussy out and delete the pics. My Dad wishes that I saved them and showed him, I do too. Maybe someone else would've been able to see her and I would've felt a little less crazy after the whole seizure brainfuck.
The 'ghost' had nothing to do with the seizure and freaky auditory hallucinations, I acknowledge that. The leading cause of seizures is sleep deprivation after all. Unfortunately, couldn't find any pics of the front of that schoolhouse, I may have deleted all of them. There are a bunch of other pictures from that day that I haven't even looked through yet. I'm still a bit hesitant to view through them, although I doubt there would be anymore spooky.
>>71717134
i also thought it was more of a commie based pol but still hateful of the generic left and racist
>>71717150
i dont think LA County poster is very interested in Zelda
>>71717105
He's half South African, half Canadian.
>>71717191
theres a lot of oranges down there
>using redditflags
>not using redditflags
>being a gay from arkansas
i hate saskatchewanians
fucking cunts taking up parking spots at local shopping centres (especially ikea because their province is so third world that they don't have one)
the perfidious Saskatchewaner is the eternal enemy of the powerful Albertan
>>71717259
>not being a gay from arkansas
Subhuman
deport redditflaggers
>>71717059
It's natural as you grow older, no one cares when they are 0-25 years old. Then they start to feel like they don't belong anywhere.
>>71717073
See faggots like this that believe it but it isn't true at all. Most people in Canada don't integrate, they keep to their own communities/peoples/races here. Multiculturalism looks great on paper but it doesn't work in reality, much like most left wing ideas.
I'm not saying don't fuck/date other races, but marrying/having kids with another race is stabbing the thousands of generations of ancestors that came before you in the back, all for " muuuh love ". Hedonism infects the West, don't let it infect you.
>>71717264
*parks badly and takes up two spaces near you*
california carries the USA tbchwyf
>canada is so boring, provinces go to war over parking spaces
>only have beans and rice
>make dank beans and rice dish
God damn it feels good to know how to cook.
>>71717296
other way around bud
top five books for /cum/
1. Lolita
2. No Longer Human
3. Factotum
4. Technological Slavery
5. Notes from the Underground
base your life on them
>>71717214
This so called orange poster is not a chicano
I dont think you should be throwing around a word like that around willy nilly
>Musk has described himself as "nauseatingly pro-American". According to Musk, the United States is "[inarguably] the greatest country that has ever existed on Earth", describing it as "the greatest force for good of any country that's ever been". Musk believes outright that there "would not be democracy in the world if not for the United States", arguing there were "three separate occasions in the 20th-century where democracy would have fallen with World War I, World War II and the Cold War, if not for the United States".
Reminder that Elon Musk is an American and nothing else
Daily reminder that every race has attractive women, and race mixing is selfish and harmful to your children/line.
>>71717289
all the non-whites at my school integrated more or less perfectly
sure their home situations werent identical to the white kids, but they shed their culture in a fucking heart beat to integrate with the white kids
ironically the white kids were the most hedonistic, with the drugs, fucking and alcohol and the brown and yellow kids tended to start doing that shit later in high school or in uni
LA County posts with an LA County flag
Orange County has the Placer County flag
Placer is a HOMOSEXUAL
>>71717330
well yeah of course you'd be happy to live in america if you grew up in africa
>>71717317
You missed
> Kokoro
>>71717346
this is untrue. I am the straightest person in /cum/
>>71717289
>x looks great on paper but doesn't work in reality
>>71717346
In the OG LA county poster.
Why are there 2 threads up about sex tourism?
>>71717372
janny wants to know more
>>71717342
Acting white and sheding your culture are two different things. I integrated well during HS too, now I am an adult and realize the value of cultural heritage, most kids don't. One day you'll mature and understand, unless you're one of those white " Canadians " who has lost their history and identifies solely as Canadian, in which case, don't push your bullshit on people with actual heritage.
new
>>71717383
>>71717332
True but people have preferences
I prefer Latinas or swarthy whites (Mediterranean looking) wimmin
>>71717289
I agree with your idea of continuing your race, if you're a chinese, marry and breed with a chinese, don't dilute your race's genes, but I also think when these people that you're talking about get older, they're not going to feel like black sheep, I feel that they're just going to have a weight off their chest, and they'll be able to focus on modern problems, if they're say, mixed native american and indian, and they choose one of those races to associate with and cultivate, then in my opinion, they're weak minded faggots who need the approval and acceptance of others
>>71717393
don't make it early idiot
>>71717410
too bad :)
>>71717372
Shouldn't those belong on /trv/?
keep buying rpgs lads, but no one to gm for