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cara

cara is a slag

>>71706904
xD epic!

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mara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>71706926
Quality American posts as per usual

>>71706886
Good tread

pardner and leaf posts are absolutely woeful

How do I respond to my dad asking how things are even thought they're exactly the same as he last asked without sounding flippant

Or should I just humour him

>>71706885

Thats blasphemy you damned heretic

>>71706828
been smhing at vargs last few videos. Pure idiocy and ego stroking. I like that the guy doesn't try to appeal to a massive all the alt lighters but he still loves stroking his own ego and says a lot of things without any fact to back them up

Ahh, yah can't be doin' that. You'll be taken down by the secret state, don't you know. It's the Modus Operandi of Gerry Gable(Searchlight Magazine) and Nick Lowles(Hope Not Hate).

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Absolute madman
I know most of you are wagies so go to 13:27 for when it kicks off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it2Q54pL1d8

>>71706990
can confirm they are in fact different animals

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>>71707002
>being religious

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>When you go to the industrial North you are conscious, quite apart from the unfamiliar scenery, of entering a strange country. This is partly because of certain real differences which do exist, but still more because of the North-South antithesis which has been rubbed into us for such a long time past. There exists in England a curious cult of Northemness, sort of Northern snobbishness. A Yorkshireman in the South will always take care to let you know that he regards you as an inferior. If you ask him why, he will explain that it is only in the North that life is 'real' life, that the industrial work done in the North is the only 'real' work, that the North is inhabited by 'real' people, the South merely by rentiers and their parasites.

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

>>71707019
of course he does, he's absolutely full of himself but I still like and respect him even when he says stuff that is clearly wrong.

Guinea Fowl = all time GOAT, perfect taste blend of gamey with the versatility of chicken.

Ostrich = high quality steak if done correctly.

Chicken = the all-rounder, it's plainess is it's strength since it can take on so many flavours just imparting it's own natural goodness on them

Pheasant = overrated, but interesting, i enjoyed the things you can do with it, but i prefer chicken however plebeian that is. breast is your best bet on this one, legs have too much sinew.

Quails = fairly good, again good for creative dishes, but not that all its cracked up to be

duck = good in small portions, too much duck becomes a bit sort of livery~ but on the other hand in chinese cusiine or with the skin crispy i'm partial to a fair few chunks of duck. Nice legs on the duck mind.

Turkey = fucking grim

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>>71707051
>not being religious

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>>71707064
>The Northerner has 'grit', he is grim, 'dour', plucky, warm-hearted, and democratic; the Southerner is snobbish, effeminate, and lazy - that at any rate is the theory. Hence the Southerner goes north, at any rate for the first time, with the vague inferiority-complex of a civilized man venturing among savages, while the Yorkshireman, like the Scotchman, comes to London in the spirit of a barbarian out for loot. And feelings of this kind, which are the result of tradition, are not affected by visible facts. Just as an Englishman five feet four inches high and twenty-nine inches round the chest feels that as an Englishman he is the physical superior of Camera (Camera being a Dago), so also with the Northerner and the Southerner. I remember a weedy little Yorkshireman, who would almost certainly have run away if a fox-terrier had snapped at him, telling me that in the South of England he felt 'like a wild invader'.

>>71707093
>Turkey = fucking grim
stopped reading there

>>71707115
Mehmets out

Lamb is the best meat

reposting posts from the last thread because you felt it didn't get enough (you)s should be a hangable offence

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Nadine > Kimberly > Cheryl > Sarah >>>>>> ginger scouser

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>>71707114
>But the cult is often adopted by people who are not by birth Northerners themselves. A year or two ago a friend of mine, brought up in the South but now living in the North, was driving me through Suffolk in a car. We passed through a rather beautiful village. He glanced disapprovingly at the cottages and said:

>"Of course most of the villages in Yorkshire are hideous; but the Yorkshiremen are splendid chaps. Down here it's just the other way about - beautiful villages and rotten people. All the people in those cottages there are worthless, absolutely worthless."

>>71707051
>>71707099
Depends on the religion, lads

Quite partial to an esoteric blend of Celtic Paganism, Dravidian Hinduism, Sufi Islam and Orthodox Christianity myself

Traditionalist mysticism is eye-opening

Guinea Pig= all time GOAT, perfect taste blend of gamey with the versatility of chicken.

Ostrich = high quality steak if done correctly.

Baked beans = the all-rounder, it's plainess is it's strength since it can take on so many flavours just imparting it's own natural goodness on them

Crow = overrated, but interesting, i enjoyed the things you can do with it, but i prefer chicken however plebeian that is. breast is your best bet on this one, legs have too much sinew.

Quails = fairly good, again good for creative dishes, but not that all its cracked up to be

duck = good in small portions, too much duck becomes a bit sort of livery~ but on the other hand in chinese cusiine or with the skin crispy i'm partial to a fair few chunks of duck. Nice legs on the duck mind.

Pork = fucking haram

>>71707147
agreed, bhaijaan

shite thread

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>Ostrich = high quality steak if done correctly.

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tfw built like a brick shithouse

>>71707177
>no Zoroastrianism or Jainism
pleb

>>71707204
bought a fuck load of ostrich from LIDL on the cheap after crimbo

>>71707213
alice clar
al veederzane

I very much wish I had died in the war.

jealous of all these silver-spooned aristocratic pricks in here who can buy real slabs of meat to eat
all i could afford to eat tonight was a knob of butter spread over some playing cards

>>71707235
yeah yeah god bless the bloody queen ahaha ostrich wankers!

>>71707254
which war?

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>>71707171
I could not help inquiring whether he happened to know anybody in that village. No, he did not know them; but because this was East Anglia they were obviously worthless. Another friend of mine, again a Southerner by birth, loses no opportunity of praising the North to the detriment of the South. Here is an extract from one of his letters to me:

>"I am in Clitheroe, Lanes. ... I think running water is much more attractive in moor and mountain country than in the fat and sluggish South. 'The smug and silver Trent,' Shakespeare says; and the South-er the smugger, I say. "

>Here you have an interesting example of the Northern cult. Not only are you and I and everyone else in the South of England written off as 'fat and sluggish', but even water when it gets north of a certain latitude, ceases to be H2O and becomes something mystically superior.

>>71707266
brexit britain

>>71707177
Catholic Christendom and Orthodox Christendom are the only real faiths, of course Catholicism, with its absorption of certain (non-heretical) pagan elements-makes for perhaps a more interesting religion.
Protestantism is just autism, the only somewhat acceptable protestantism is high-church anglicanism, the rest are low church covenanting scots and germans

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>>71707213
>tfw not built like any sort of lavatory

>butter

Rich idiot

can't wait to appropriate all your private property

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One day

>>71707245
kek he does look like scoob

shit day

shit life
*hits the bottle*

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every time i bring up austin powers i get ignored

is it a bit of a sensitive subject?

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Checkmate Christfags.

Why are niggers so thick?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2964940/uber-passenger-taken-from-brixton-to-croydon-via-bristol-after-putting-in-wrong-destination-and-falling-asleep-costing-440/

>>71707266
>>71707284
>>71707317
Getting deja vu from these posts

>austin powers

reddit manchild film

no reply for u

>>71707336
it's a yank film based on a sketch from a yank program

>>71707266
mums at bingo and dads at the pub again, mum left some pigeon thankfully so i had it with some oven chips and tomato sauce, would kill to taste a steak one day

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The gf

>>71707272
The Great Meme War (2016)

pewdiepie is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7FV9OlWEzA
up baldy

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Ah yes, the old 'ecommended 'ideos

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>consoles

>>71707342
religious people just change what god meant to say every time societal mentality changes

>>71707446
*imagines his surprise*

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alri

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/836323569160359937

good stuff

>>71707405
Yeah he is for 13 yr olds but all the shit he has started recently is amusing

>>71707424
it's nice to see that he's in some kind of enclosure

>>71707446
IMAJUN MOI SUPRIZE

Might join the Green Party for a laugh and work my way up.

Do I have your blessings, /brit/? If I'm ever in a TV interview I'll try dropping some good banter

>>71707467
cumtribute when?

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>>71706886

What do you cucks have to answer to this ? Are you proud to be a blacked country ?

>>71707207
>>71707207
>>71707207

>>71707467
Looks like our queen, are they related?

head is banging

massive headache lads

hungover as fuck

>>71707515
I'll just change what happens in the fictional canadian world


do fuck off frog

>>71707515
British nationality is about culture and civic nationalism, loyalty to the monarch and the kingdom. It's why we were able to incorporate foreign lands into the Empire so well

>>71707515
France has far more black people (and nonwhites in general) than Britain

>>71707515
Nobody cares about your opinion Pierre-al-Islam

>>71707486
Dont steal my strategy please

>>71707520

Sure, globalism is so great people are lossing their jobs...

Please commit suicide leftist moron because no sane person would belive this crap, by the way most of the so called "good" thing you claim globalism bring are mostly irrelevant faggotry

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thoughts?

Think my dad might be autistic lads

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Do you reckon some globally massive event will occur during your lifetime?

>>71707618
me on the top right

doing a measurement
ah yes, average post quality tanked the moment the frog started posting

>>71707605
oh no some over-unionized overpaid machine operators lose their jobs? oy vey what a disaster clearly this invalidates all economic advances of the past century

>>71707520
>cultural exchange
>not cultural muddying
You've been lied to fella

>>71707513
order your own if you want one
the Canadian government sends them out for free if you ask, among other things.

>>71707641
pretty inevitable I imagine

we're in the late stages of a dying culture, something big is gonna happen

>>71707605
>globalism
>leftist
Bet you think Hillary's leftist as well you mong

>>71707641
t. born after 9/11

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>>71707641
already has

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBZMGvcdZPg

>>71707605
>>71707679
globalism genuinely isn't leftist though you mongs. globalism is key in a capitalist society

>>71707590

Lol, keep telling that to yourself paki scum because no true englisman would belive your fairy tales.

>>71707594
>implying

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2099502/white-british-population-has-fallen-by-more-than-half-in-just-20-years-in-parts-of-uk-as-country-becomes-more-segregated/

Kek, your white population is shrinking everyday and you are happy with that

>>71707595

U mad Ahmed El Britannia ?

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I only support THE MOST EXTREME hard right parties like the American democrats or labour or the liberal party

>>71707710
people nowadays think more immigration: left wing, less immigration: right wing

and that's all they judge it by

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>>71707064
>>71707114
>>71707171
>they think Yorkshire's in the north

I unironically cannot remember 9/11

>>71707688
Born before, but 9/11 was hardly global.

>>71707708
this bald cunt doesn't look even a smidge slavic

>>71707765
same
I was blackout drunk that morning

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>>71707773
>9/11 was hardly global.

>>71707712
>Kek, your white population is shrinking everyday and you are happy with that
So's yours, and at an even faster rate. At least we're not getting blown up by them every other week.

>>71707712
I'm white and Welsh and it seems clear I'm far, far more intelligent than you.

Didn't know France had retarded chavs as well.

>>71707782
Then what on earth does he look like then? He's really Slavic.

i can timestamp now aha x

>>71707655

Yeah it invalidate all this shit since the goal of economics is about making people richer, yet by losing their jobs they end up poorer... M8 you've got 13 million poor people in your country, please shot yourself in your head you idiot.

>>71707679

She is indeed a leftist since liberalism and marxism are the two side of the same coin aka progressive bulshit from the enlightement

>>71707710

>what is liberal progressivism

Leftism i about destroying everything traditional in order to apply so bs ideology

>>71707843
you probably think fps russia is russian as well right

>>71707762
It is though.

https://www.change.org/p/j-k-rowling-petition-for-j-k-rowling-to-take-in-muslim-refugees-in-her-18-spare-bedrooms

>>71707860
stay in school

Can JF's do nothing but argue

>>71707827

>I'm far, far more intelligent than you.
>belive in civic nationality

One must be truly an idiot to belive in such non sense

>>71707694
you can see a jewish warlock casting a spell on the steel beams within the smoke

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>>71707860
>liberalism and marxism are the two side of the same coin

>>71707446
>He actually made a 'best moments' compilation video about himself

>>71707881
M8 I have no idea who that is but if he has a full head of hair you're more mongolic than the slavs we're talking about.

>>71707902
Signed

>>71707919
i dont know. can they?

>>71707860
You probably think Le Pen is right-wing too

not even going to reply to this frog mong

>>71707919
They can also make worthless posts.

>>71707936
they are
left vs right is ideology vs tradition

>>71707936
they are
you've got to be daft to think Marxism isn't an evolution of liberal ideology; and ultimately the "end game" of it
the Enlightenment was a mistake

>>71707965
The Leaf?

Can't wait until the day when we can put our brains into machine bodies lads.

alri lads time for a beer

Should I have:
1. Fursty Ferret
2. Moorhouse's Blond Witch
3. Adnams Ghost Ship
4. McEwan's Champion

have there been any new lewd photos of rosy?

love the way pjw says boys

"bwwoyee zz"

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>>71707895
>this is actually what southerners think

>>71707918

Buy a brain you moron because it's cristal clear that you are bot able to distinguish reality from your delusions, by the way watching TV don't make you smart so you would be advised to start parroting the pseudo experts that spread idiotic opinions in there

>>71708042
fosters

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ahhh yes

the regressive left

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>the Enlightenment was a mistake

>>71708044
Pay up piggy

>>71708042
got any carling?

>>71707936

They are, they are both progressive and they both aim to "emancipate" people from traditions, are you realy so ignorant ?

Decadent liberal democracies> populist revolts> civil unrest > neo fascistic/communistic totalitarianism > cultural renaissance and revolt > philosophical libertarian utopia

At least we can say that we aren't 100% French ha ha

>>71706886
RICHARD SPENCER IS AH DEH EHND ROWD

>>71708086
If she gets gang raped and killed by refugees she took in what would be the effect on public opinion?

that Monkman lad on University Challenge was nuts

>>71708133
screencapping this

>>71708157
nothing
the public is retarded

one way to get yourself to do something potentially awkward or embarrassing is to think of it as just potential craic

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why do people demonize the "eternal anglo" when it's really the saxons who behave like jews?

>>71707963

Yes because the right doesn't have to do anything with economical concepts but about defending order and traditions

>>71708042
wew mate....Ghost ship is the best of a bad (hat-toting, dungeons & dragons playing 34yr old) bunch.

>>71708117
>>71708077
nah

might have a London Pride somewhere though

>>71708042
special brew

>>71708188
DANED

>>71708046
who's pjw?

>>71708076
>buy a brain moron
>cristal clear

>>71708077
Piss, Urine, wee-wee I can think of loads of synonyms

>>71708170
He's a right weirdo wahey
love the face he pulls, looks constipated quite a lot

>>71708188
celts did exactly the same to pre-celtic british peoples.

>>71708157
just a few bad crazyberries

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>>71708193
>Yes because the right doesn't have to do anything with economical concepts

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>>71708188
>pre-celts

>>71708196
Nah la, the Champion is good and the Ferret is okay.

I haven't had the other two.

>>71708188
why, what did they do?

>>71708242
Pre-celtic? neanderthal?

>>71708224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JXrDwtiqQs#t=108

>>71708242
ok? my point was that southerners (saxons) are degenerate plutocrats

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>right wing left wing

>>71708188
why do people get so butthurt over nativeness?

>>71708188
>angles
>straight

https://twitter.com/DougieStew/status/835845404734414848

Watching a bit of the ol' Chris Ray Gun lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Garfield_(character)&action=history

Imagine getting into an edit war on Wikipedia about whether a fucking cartoon cat is gender fluid or not

What a world we live in

Have you seen the state of the average person?

Fucking hell.

might convince my friends that i'm a flat earther so they'll stop talking to me

well well looks like it's almost 10, i'd better start getting ready for bedtime or i'll be tired at work tomorrow without my 8 hours of sleep aha

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work tomorrow

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>Please commit suicide leftist moron because no sane person would belive this crap, by the way most of the so called "good" thing you claim globalism bring are mostly irrelevant faggotry

>>71708385
>tfw 9am lecture
might skip it and have a lie in

>>71708329
He's good. When it comes to anti-SJW Youtubers, I prefer the more centrist ones like him, Amazing Atheist, Andy Warski, Some Black Guy and Sh0eonhead. Always better for a more balanced opinion.

The media collectively seems to be on a total witch hunt, writing hit pieces on anyone and everyone alt, right and centre.

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>>71708420
mfw work at 7am sharp everyday

>>71708328
Fucking Cockneys. Can't wait until that place is nuked.

>>71708245

>muh fiscal conservatism
>muh loberalism is conservative

Are you really so lame or are you just role playing ? Did you heard about the monrachist right ? Yeah I'm talking about the original anti revolutionnary right wing, guess what they were not defined by an economical doctrine, it wasn't the case with the german conservative revolution thinkers, nor with fascism, nor it was the case with the so called "new right".

>>71708328
can't be london, it's too white
>>71708238
this guy was hilarious too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXsPZKhIus4

>>71708460
what's wrong with cockneys

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met a couple lads from sheffield

>>71708420
Dunno why you'd ever consider going to lectures desu

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>>71708425
TFW used to like Sargon of Akkad before Trump happened

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>work tomorrow

>god tier dog breed

german shepherd

>good tier dog breed

border collie

>'sheed tier dog breed

yorkshire terrier

>>71708293
Neolithic Britons

Perfected the art of the so-called 'second sphincter' for anal masturbation lads.

After your normal arsehole there's about 4-5 inches then another hole which leads into your stomach. I just managed to get a chunky dildo 12 inches deep, right up to the balls.

Feel quite proud of myself, so I'm sharing it with you.

>>71708509
was joking about skipping it desu because it's one of the good ones where the lecturer is actually enthusiastic and I learn something

>>71708498
Neeees ahp muvvvvva braaaahn!

>>71708406

>free trade
>tinder
>U2 concerts (yuck)
>Davos
>interventionism
>Pierre Trudeau
>good things

Choose one and only one because it's pretty much shit, appart from taht only High living standards are a positive thing while the rest is mostly irrelevant

>>71708529
good post

>>71708425
>Sh0eonhead
Literal tard who parrots everything her boyfriend ArmoredSkeptic says

Her and Lauren Southern are just mindless babble with tits. The only good female anti-SJW commentator with any kind of original views is ironically not a proper female (Blaire White)

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>>71708529
>XKCD

>>71708425
>anti-SJW Youtubers
how much of a brainlet do you have to be to genuinely watch these?

would you rather be a cockney, geordie, or scouser?

>>71708506
jog on Yank, Sheffield is based.

>>71708560
free trade and interventionism is good for industrial countries

notice how everyone who lives in the south east is blonde

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Ascended tier dog breed: Australian kelpie

Gonna wank then sleep

>>71708558
pics or didn't happen

>>71708610
cockney, but they barely exist anymore tbqh.

>>71708623
*everyone that lives in Essex dyes their hair blonde

>>71708623
Never been there

any london guys use adultwork?

recommend me a girl to see

>watching trashy youtube videos because you're so desperate to be told what your poorly researched opinion should be

>>71708694

>>71708664
>wanting to KNOW the bloke you're getting sloppy seconds from

>>71708664
you could see me

i use it

>>71708664
Your mum

>>71706962
Bet nobody noticed that this Canadian said "tread" not "thread"

>>71708664
Princess Chelsea

>>71708695
This desu, sort out your priorities.

>>71708691
watching those videos is research though

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

>YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

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(go Gauchos)

>>71708747
no it isn't
its just empty rhetoric for idiots.
read a book at least look for something more informative than a bunch of talking heads and form your own opinions.

>>71708779
This style of posting is familiar to me. Is it based on a meme?

Did you used to post on /tv/?

Business idea: negative migration to reduce unemployment

>>71708793
what if you formed your own opinions based off those videos?

glad we have free trade and the EU

>>71708834
Joe Rogan pasta

>>71708693
Should have pointed out that girl isn't even Korean desu. t. kpop nonce

Contents of my last weekly shop tbqh

>Whole chicken
>2x salmon fillets
>Frozen broccoli
>Shallots
>Aubergine
>Pepper
>Sweet potatoes
>Tinned tomatoes
>Milk
>Muesli
>Canned tuna
>Bergen bread
>Peanut butter
>Instant brown rice
>12 eggs
>Apples (Braeburn master race)
>Bombay Mix
>Bottle of Riesling
>Couple of beers (Thornbridge IPA)

>>71708843
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun

>>71708840
fuck off /tv/

>>71708622

It's indeed good for the big buinesses but not form the small ones because they end up competing with cheaper countries, it's not benefical for the people and the fatherland

>>71708867
Fascinating mate, this is the kind of post I've been waiting to read all day.

Really glad you posted, looking forward to seeing more of your work in the future.

>>71708839
they would undoubtedly be complete rubbish just like the videos themselves

how different would /brit/ be if we could post tits?

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>>71708876
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

>>71708894
Quieter and slower due to wank breaks

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alri

>>71708914
wrong board

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>already eaten over 12000 calories today

>>71706886
did he get banned on the 'tube

I don't blame myself for cheating. I blame society for making me think it isn't that bad to cheat

>>71708836

This, shitskins out, by this mean we could give good people a job without any kind of difficulty

>>71708843

Indeed, because of it the angry mobs will be able to lynch you for treason

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>>71708859
I WISH I WAS THAT BANANA

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>>71708894
our tits?

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>>71708941
For you.

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for the early-to-bedders, i got 16/21 on my oscar picks last night and made a total of $450 today

i will post this again tomorrow just to make sure everyone knows xx

>>71708978
uhh no that would be against the NAP :')

kek this frog is literally a Britain First, EDL, Express reader-tier mong

fucking dafty

Find it a bit suspicious how nobody wants to be my bf.

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Average northern town

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>work tomorrow

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work tomorrow

morning lads

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going to bed lads

night

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>>71708595
MyNameIsJosephine the black fucking leaf is the best female anti-SJW Youtuber.

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new gimmick idea: 2d heads

>>71709065
have you ever seen a drop bear?

>>71709045
>>71709058
>>71709065
>>71709075
hm

>>71709088
want to rub my willy over her flag nose

>>71708610
Scouser because they're redpilled about Manchester and how everyone from there is inbred.

just bum-dropped some cocaine

Gimmick idea: 1D personalities

(Pictured: You, circa 2017)

>>71709088
quite the sexy nigress ngl

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work tomorrow

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>>71709084
THE SHART

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tomorrow. work.

What is the official drug of the Alt Right? Every counterculture should have one

best m8 just told me he's gay
not sure what I'm supposed to say

getting the daily dose of jahans

>he doesn't bum-drop cod liver oil for that Omega 3

>>71709178
4chan

>>71709178
I feel like speed is a good fit

>trabajo mañana

>>71709178
lucozade

>>71709178
alcohol

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For me it's the chicken big mac. The best fast food sandwich.

can you stick ibuprofen up your arse?

>>71709214
me and the gf painting the town red last night x

>>71709101
ye m8, would recommend never coming here just to avoid them if I were you

>>71709226
only one way to find out

>>71709036

Kek this paki is literally a Lib-dem, Labourite, Guardian reader tier subhuman.

Fucking dafty

By the way kill yourself

>>71709033

The NAP ? What is it ? Ah yes the kind of shit that would mean nothing when the good people will start rioting

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>violates the NAP

>>71709214
more

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>>71709040

>>71709178

Vodka, whisky and high speed, we can also add cocaine

>>71709178
there's two branches of the alt right

the alex jones type memers where it would be cannabis

and the steven crowder type anti weed lads

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me and the girls

>>71709088
>>71709112
>>71709154
>Queen of /pol/ is literally a black Canadian

P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>71709383
>implying I go into that redditised cesspool
no mate x

>>71709178
The discovery that an article about how racism is bad was written by someone with a Jewish sounding name.

weird how talk radio is so popular in america but over here the most popular radio shows are part music and a bit of talking inbetween songs

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how can one man be so right so often?

>>71708620
>Sheffield is based.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>71709421
yanks spend far longer in their cages on the way to and from work

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>>71709383

>>71709440
good post

independent ulster desu laddos

>>71709423
Create your own reality; don't wait for happiness. You know?

>>71709475
bottom-left is a self-hating cuck

>>71709496
you get that from a fortune cookie, m8?

>>71709352

What's the difference though ?

>>71709383

Nope, we don't like niggers just because one of them is right doesn't mean anything

>>71709412

Not everytime, in some cases they are writen by shitskin scums

>>71709329
x

just saw the replay highlights of the england and italy game

wew what a meme, can't believe it took that long for england to figure out a counter

there's a porn parody of 'the last of us'

bit noncey innit

>>71709496

>this leftard all over again

Aren't you tired of being an irrelevant faggot who is constatly in minority ?

"People hate it but now they see that the end is coming and they say 'oh maybe we love it.' There's nothing to love. It's a disaster, folks."

>>71709578
/brit/ is a leftist general

>>71709518
It's a word of wisdom I came up with

happier in my dreams than i ever will be in reality
might just kill myself