/brit/

>>71704323

I hear yer a racist now, Canada!

based janny desu

canadians are not human

i am not human

>>71704424
agreed

the Incredibles has some pretty shitty animation

>>71704424
I really like this Canadian girl I met recently, they're alright in my book

Anyone else like sucking their toes?

>thread started by a jf

Very displeasing this is

*returns to my studies*

>>71704450
WHAT ARE YOU

>things going well with a girl
>go on her fb
>look through her past photos
>ex bf
>he's ugly as sin

Anyone else ever do this? Honestly questioning her now due to her shit taste

>>71704527
an idiot sandwich

I don't do too much gambling these days

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>no son sorry but here at B&Q we need 1sts from oxbridge and 20 years of experience in the fields

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*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

I'm that lad in the thread(you all know the one) who gets at least eight replies on his post but can't be bothered to give a single (you) back!

>>71704514
2,1,5,4,3,

>>71704591
gambling is the worst thing you can do to yourself

>>71704580
hello ethiopia

I used to work with a fellow from your country, he was a great guy, I think his visa ran out and he may have been deported, I wonder what happened to him in the end

>>71704514

Get rid of this fucking jailbait janny

dumb but how the fuck do i add a whole number to a SURD? My uni material just shows it magically turning into a completely different number and everything online only tells me how to multiply or divide surds.

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>here at burger king we need 10 years exp sorry lad

>>71704514
Want a ginger gf but I've got a bronze beard and girls don't like guys that look the same as them

Had a few ginger gfs before but I didn't have a beard then

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>>71704652

>>71704655
is that not a college or something?

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runt

What happened to the slow people from your school lads?

>>71704682
sounds like a new labour thing to say tbf

>>71704655
>he doesn't like swimteam pussy.
Mate, there is a reason I went into coaching.

>>71704708
they sped up

lost the ole 'ginity back in december
so at this point im just staying alive so my parents don't feel upset

the only life-aim i can fathom is the idea of having a son who is a correction of myself, but i realise how unrealistic such a goal is

>>71704685

High school, girls are clearly underage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c

*rolls towards you*

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>you thought you'd get into this prestigious call centre with a 2:1? HA! FUCK OFF

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>>71704589
no you're a lovely boy

Back from the gym, time to eat


Roast chicken, ratatouille and sweet potato boys!

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sometimes i ring hookers with no intention of meeting them because it gives me an adrenaline rush

>>71704729

What school do you work at lad?

>>71704699
HE AIN'T DID NOTHIN!!
THEY BE BEATIN HIS ASS FO NOTHIN!!

>>71704699
>tfw she deserved it
>tfw everyone looks away like shitter cunts, then talk big after.
>tfw the teacher could have easily stopped the officer from smacking a btch.

>>71704708
One of them works beside me at maccas.

>>71704708
most of them settled down near home with machine operator type jobs

one guy became a coke addict, still lives with his parents and owes thousands to all kinds of people

>>71704671
its funny because I remember applying for shitty part-time jobs while I was still in school and they would ask for shit like 5 years experience in the field or otherwise force applicants to go through some marathon of interviews and other things.
I'd laugh when my dad would give me shit for this and say "hurr just go in person and let them know you'll do the work no one else wants, then work your way up"

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>>71704782
perfect post-image combo

Won't care when either of my grandmothers die

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>no anon your time isn't fast enough to get into the olympic swim team sorry

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>daddy's little fibs turned my son to ribs

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>turning 31 very soon

most people think I'm in my early 20s for some reason though

>>71704783
University of 'not this time CID'

>>71704708
most of my school was slow cunts

stuck my willy in a gregg's sausage roll


get it

sausage roll

/sausage/ roll

hehe

>>71704826
What's your fucking problem???!?

I wish to die

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>sorry anon you're only 5ft9 no job

>>71704870
cunty grandmothers it seems

dinner was ASDA Smart Price cottage pie for one for 71p

how did it get to this

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sleep with a teddybear

i'm 21

>>71704655
Bender

grim how Asda is still a nicer shop than any shop in Germany

>>71704708
There weren't any, they were all annoyingly successful dumb nerds. >30 kids in my year went to Oxbridge and more than that do medicine

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>>71704910

applying for a job as porn cameraman. hoping I get to be the guy who says "well hello there" at the start of every film

>>71704935
>KYS?

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>6 inches? sorry son no job

Of-fucking-course the Oscars are still too scared to give awards to PoC. The whites won best actor/actress while the black actors get best "supporting" actor/actress. Racism is still very much alive and active. Fucking sickened. I'm still shaking.

Can you imagine living in a basket case country where teachers are so incompetent and students bring in so much shit from the outside world that they feel the need to use an armed policeman to remove a disruptive student

>>71704853

Already reported to the police anyway who will be tracing your IP, you may as well save them the hassle

>>71704744
shiet you're right. i did some detectiving, the badge on their uni says morris knolls which is apparently a hs. fucking underage skanks, i blame bad parenting.

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>>71704910

What happened to the smart Chads at your school.

>>71704973
Are fluffers a real thing? Get back to me with an answer

>>71704910
71p for a cottage pie? what a steal

Can't wait to top myself

Actually get excited thinking about it

>>71704782
People like you are why honest johns like me can't have nice things

>>71705002
Sad thing is people will actually say this, too

>>71704850
>be 29
>most people at work think I'm the same age group as them (20-24)
Always surprised, then disgusted when they find out I'm almost 30 still working retail.
>>71704910
Asda SP cottage pie is decent though. 3 mins in micro- cool a minute, another 3.
Fucking yum.

imagine watching an awards ceremony

>>71704991
state of this post's execution

what were you thinking man

imagine being a regressive leftist

>>71705009
there were always 2 armed police walking around during lunch at our school. not the norm, I grew up in inner city atlanta (54% black)

>>71705040
They went on to live happy, fulfilling, and moderately successful lives.

>>71705057
>He wont get to see future cars

hahahahahahahahaha

genuinely screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5VtoysNFs

>>71705009
Can't imagine living in a country with no violent underclass.

>>71705002
literally shaking right now guys the oscars are literally hitler can't stop shaking

we should have seperate bathrooms and water fountains for people of colour (or as i like to call them, "coloured" people) so they don't feel left out

we should also have them sit at the back of the bus too so they don't face discrimination

>>71705078
imagine caring about other people's political persuasions

>>71705050
yes but they aren't eating the girls pussy and fingering her to get her ready. they are doing body makeup and that

>>71705040
they've been in uni for the past 5-6 years doing fuck all and drinking all their money away

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>>71705081
do you broads in atlanta?

>>71705023

It's okay for fapping anon that's between you, god and the NSA

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>anon.....I have something to tell you...

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOmXfX7Lxow

>>71705127
literally me

>>71705081
That kind of thing feeds on itself, you completely lose respect for authority when it imposes itself like that
t. insufferable leftist

babestation daytime

>>71704991
state of you
kys

>>71705126
So they are just glorified makeup artists. Fuck porn.

>>71705192
haha politics

My eye expanded again lads

>>71705124

I hate people who forced this sacred personal opinion meme on everything. You probably introduce subjectivity into everything to defend your bad taste.

>>71705129
panda panda panda panda
>>71705163
I don't think most of the black inner city lads have a lot of respect for any sort of authority in the first place

>>71705151
are you really from ethiopia

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really wish soft spoken Woes was the face of the Alt Right instead of fucking retard Richard Spencer

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>>71705057
>people who killed themselves before 2006 never got to see how bad things got
They made the right choice

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That feel when

Mate just told me that graduate schemes probably haven't been getting back to me because i start off my CV with height and weight

reckon he's pulling my piss

>comparing a black person not getting a "well done" award for being a black person to the actions of a man which resulted in 60 million deaths

>>71705214
watching infowars again i take it

>>71705142
they might be in year 12

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Big tits amateur is the patrician porn category

>>71705236
literally me

>>71705241

Nah. Thyroid eye disease, one of my eyes looks like a grape compared to how my other one looks.

>>71705216
>Implying I'm a regressive leftist

>>71705271
2big4me

>>71705277
You're a normal leftist who thinks he isn't a regressive reactionary.

>>71705225
Anything interesting happen with that guy after he got doxxed and outed by a paper?

>>71705298
i'm a rad-centralist m8.
Can't stand left, or right.

business idea: boobs get smaller as girls get fatter

>>71705274
>third eye disease
stop drinking tapwater

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>imagine being a regressive leftist

>>71705301
he did a speech in Sweden a couple of days ago

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>>71705102
>this is what's known as "American English"

>>71705236
>tfw you realise that what you see in the mirror is your face horizontally reflected
>tfw you see yourself as you should be and realise how asymmetrical your face is
It's as bad as the angle and lighting gimmicks

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>>71705277
>>71705298
>>71705318
What do all these words mean?

>>71705225
honestly woes is a fairly level headed guy. I wish he'd stop being a scruffy loser and hit the gym or something, his appearance is disgraceful

aluminum

the thyroid eye is open lads how do I close it

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calling myself a formalist neocameralist from now on

>>71705354
when you take too many redpills you usually get depression

living in Scotland can't help either

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*BRRRRRRRT*

>>71705151
>Get qt child actress
>Get adult actors who reflect child actress's real family situation
Bit of a no brainer really

any radical centrists in

>>71705380
hold down control and press P

Drivers are absurdly selfish

Neo-monarchist here

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the goal

>get invited to posh former coursemate's place on weekend
>2 bed flat in Chelsea he got from his mum
>dinner made by his 9/10 gorgeous fiance
>absolutely delicious
>can barely handle the portion sizes he's scarfing down
>mfw I am a fat manlet and he's a tall lean Greek god shaped fitfag

IT'S UNFAIR FUCKING HELL WHY CAN'T I HAVE HIS LIFE REEEE

Also got invited to their wedding in July, fucking hell I need a date now. Think I might feign an illness and skip it. Assuming I don't kill myself before then.

think im gonna go ahead and wank

any national syndicalists in?

liberal communist here

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>>71705607
>mfw

>>71705607
>I need a date
heyy x

Anarcho-eco-fascist here

>>71705607
if he was on your course it's literally your fault you're not as good as him

>>71705607
i will be your date

>>71705607
genetic lottery

>>71705335
>>this is what's known as "American English"
https://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8#t=17

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>>71705607
>fucking hell I need a date now
nightmare fuel
i feel for you lad

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I'm off to do some things

any other social democratic libertarian centrist monarchists in

>>71705629
I actually do appreciate this ideology if you're not meme-ing.

>>71705607
Why do you associate with Chads? I literally am a non-entity to these people by choice as are you likely though he's doing it.

>>71705662
hmmm what does that entail then

>>71705607
No point even trying to compete with richfags, their whole life setup is completely unfair and shapes them to honestly be better human beings than any filthy peasant can
Everyone I know is a fucking richfag that won't even speak to me without treating me like a dunce, they can all fuck off

Politically correct neocapitalist welfare-statist military interventionalist corporate-globalist here

>>71704323
>american ships blow up out of combat

I'm a social democrat with cosmopolitan opinions but I have misgivings about the current oversaturation of trans activism and enjoy being casually racist on an anonymous bhutanese cutlery collecting image board

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>>71705690
Radical Middle here

lost my virginity in the confines of a loving relationship back in december, so literally nothing more to experience in life besides going through the motions.

too scared to off myself too apathetic to try to seek joy or purpose from life.

only purpose i can conceive is raising a son to be a better version of myself.

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>>71705606
why not just get the real thing as opposed to the gook knockoff

National judeobolshevik here

incredibly glad I'm not a female

lads anyone have a link to that video of the mother talking about her son being drawn in by molyneux on question time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw

so alex jones is a comedy character right lads

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Rule 'Em waves indeed

Tory here

Literally agree with 100% of their manifesto.

>>71705745
what about a threesome

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>>71705606
Indian: the car

>>71705745

There's enough people in the world already thanks

>>71705623
http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/960669/jewish/Issurei-Biah-Chapter-Twenty-One.htm

יח


It is forbidden to release sperm wastefully. Therefore a person should not enter his wife and ejaculate outside of her. A man should not marry a minor who is not fit to give birth.

Those who, however, release sperm with their hands, beyond the fact that they commit a great transgression, a person who does this will abide under a ban of ostracism. Concerning them, it is said: "Your hands are filled with blood." It is as if they killed a person.

>>71705764
>Tfw you will never be a very pretty neet girl who can just camwhore for a living then get a rich guy to marry her before she shrivels up

agony.

>>71705807
why can't I open this image

is there any industry that's more of a joke than the fitness and nutrition industry?

>>71705833
know that feel, imagine all the money you can get from rich kids just for showing your face on a camera, and at the end of it all you just need to let someone fuck you and you're set up for life.

>>71705607
haha

HAHAHAHAHA

Why don't China or India take in refugees?

>>71705858
because fuck you thats why

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get me a phone like this

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What do the Welsh do for fun?

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>>71705823
>jewish

>>71705777
http://youtu.be/Spe9JbmDOms?t=52m

would recommend all molymemers watch this video

>>71705678
Is that one of those famous Walmart greeters I've heard about?

>>71705795
i found sex underwhelming and i did alot of experimentation with that gf.
>>71705814
if i add one, its ok
its when you add 3 that things go haywire.

>>71705863
fat-owitz

>>71705792
fat cat

>>71705892
:(

>>71705903
Drugs

https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/5wcsis/unfortunately_it_seems_my_first_post_did_not_have/

hmmmm, willy is doing a big think

>>71705901
I've got a 64GB SE. Pretty enjoyable phone.

I own capital and the proles work it.

I "work" at the means of production by owning it.

Do you understand?

>>71705786
foc

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>>71705917
>58 minutes

>>71706003
The link is set to start at 52 minutes

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Who was it that said the Lestah game would be shit?

>>71706003
start at 51 minutes like the link suggests you fucking lemonhead

releasing sperm with my hands

>>71705963
every fucking post one there is so forced and cringey. that's not adorable when you're doing it just for karma on reddit. that just makes it extra slutty.

>>71705976
sounds fine to me

>>71706044
>he doesn't use a hollowed out grapefruit
runt

>>71706029
>>71706042
learn to format it properly so it actually starts at 52 minutes then when I click the embed

>>71705745
not really sympathetic lad FONT

>>71706082
oh no

>>71705901
>buying crapple

>>71706048
mate it's a fit bird with her tits out of course it's slutty, isn't that the point

Really think this general should just be for brits

>>71706033
FOE

>>71706090
dumb nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spe9JbmDOms#t=52m

getting my daily dose of Ethan and Hila

>>71705901
>25 a month
w e w

>>71706033
KEK

deluded Liverpool fan housemate thought it'd be 6-0 liverpool

>>71706052
You are my cuckold.

>>71705970
fuck off mn

cunt

HERES THE THING THO LADS RIGHT
UK'S A RICH PLACE
MY MOMS NEW BF IS COOL
IM THEIR WIFES SONM
SURELY ILL GET A COOL BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY 20 YEARS OF RUNNING AWAY FROM PROBLEMS
yeah it's trauma anon here I'm in the uk now if anyone wanna fucking kill me I'm up p

>>71705917
howling
what a man

still you'd have to be a loser to fall for the molymeme that much

reminder that X is for runts

>>71706137
hello there reddit

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ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS

>>71706137
hila qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-RPpOMqZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PE9BXYsV8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQJ6LLghCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdp-5TYJU2o

what did he mean by all of this

>>71706137
same x
just got the notification like 10 mins ago but it's been up for 13 hours????

getting bored of the amount of sensible discussion on here lads

>>71705666
He was rich to begin with Satan, and he's not even working, just doing a PhD right now.

>>71705656
>>71705674
not gay tbqh

>>71705704
He's a very social guy and he approached me. Our rooms were next to each other in student housing.

>>71705684
>>71705873
>>71705716
I literally spent most of Sunday crying in bed (the dinner was on Saturday). I've calmed down a bit now.

>>71706148
Fat chance Aawut

it's gonna be a very sad day when bangladesh becomes a developed country and i can no longer get extremely cheap clothes

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>hello there reddit

>>71706233
watch demolition tbhq

good movie

>>71706129
you're the only dumb one here
https://youtu.be/Spe9JbmDOms#t=3112

reckon I'm addicted to 4chan and just realised this is just as plebeian as being addicted to facebook and insta without the inherent narcissism.

>>71706190
good post

was VERY sad seeing her cry in their latest vid desu

>>71706267
quite good gyllenhaal is generally solid though

>>71706190
>>71706301
fuck off reddit

>>71706267
>movie
foy

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>fuck off reddit

>>71706233
>I literally spent most of Sunday crying in bed
grow up you sadcase
my sympathy is gone

might go to the pictures soon lads
any good film recs?

>>71706342
La La Lan- Moonlight

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>tfw History teacher thinks I look like Reinhard Heydrich
>The only resemblance I can see is my big nose

JUST

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>fuck off reddit

used to enjoy /r/conspiracy but now it's literally just all shit about yank politics and pizzagate

pizzagate isn't even that interesting because we already know for a fact over here there were a tonne of establishment paedos so it isn't even a conspiracy theory

I've watched La La Land and it was shit. Just Hollywood passionately sucking it's own dick.

>>71706374
You're in my class

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was he, dare I say it, /are lad/?

Uh, how am I suppose to accumulate Karma here?

I never really got into Black Pigeon Speaks

I like Rorkey videos but BPS doesn't seem to be as thought-provoking, interesting or charismatic as the others. Beautiful production quality but he seems to be all style no substance in that way

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why don't you have a trap gf?

>>71706423
r9k truly has universal appeal

lalalaland looks like a whit eperson film

Anyone else practice sucking on phallic objects just in case they ever have to give a blowjob?

>>71706374
reckon your teacher's gonna jump you with his mates from the czech resistance

>>71706374
The nose never stops growing.

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>>71706423

>>71706401
/x/ is better

someBODY

>>71706445
I used to

they killed themselves after we broke up

>>71706445
because that would be an living, breathing oxymoron

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>>71706374
I look very much like Caracalla and it made me a figure of fun in school after we went to a museum with a copy of the pic related bust and someone commented on it.

>>71706485
>>71706445
>traps
dire

>>71706485
really?

how did you cope with that

ONCE TOLD ME

why don't the jews do a better job to win in politics?

YOU KEEP ON GIVING ME THE HOLD UP

>>71706445
wouldn't mind having one for a while.

>>71706240
ha

well that's no problem because this time I'm not running away from petty things like childhood trauma phobias anxiety and family with schizophrenia and a psychologist will help me out ezpz desu I'll get the phone myself

right? the psychologist helped me become a more stable neet in Poland so should be fine to become a passionate movie producer in the uk right ez lol???????

What's your excuse for not buying and roasting a whole chicken each week?*

>costs ~£3.20
>tastes dank as fuck
>get 3-4 meals out of it
>that there protein

*Pro tip: you don't have one

Rule Britannia!
Britannia waives the rules!
The English alway always always shall enslave!

>>71706541
I don't want to.

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posting the trapfu

>>71706541
>3-4 meals
m8 i'd eat the chicken in one sitting
bones and all

>>71704708
They're making me more than me

she my trap queen let her hit the bando

why the fuck is drumpf increasing the yank military budget $50 billion

could build two walls along the mexican border with all that wonga

Who /Broadchurch/ here?

>>71706374
people in school said I look like mark selby
it was only really the bags under my eyes that looked similar though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>71706513
didn't really care since we had broken up

>>71706541
I only get 2 meals out of it

I still do it every week

>>71706559
what's wrong with his knee

looks painful

>>71706541
>£3.20

disgusting. must be a shit quality chicken

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Zoom in to pupper's cute little nose.

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how do you have your eggs, /brit/?
pic related

>>71706575
We ju countin up wash how far dem bans go

*teaches you how to fight above the belt*

>>71706541
I eat 2kg of chicken breast a week

costs about £10

whats the difference between a trap and a tranny

>Tories are surveillance state globalists
>Labour is a SJW Commie disaster
>LibDems are unpaid EU shills
>UKIP is a joke party ran from the back of a pub

How the fuck do I vote for a sensible nationalist right-wing party now?

Is Arron Banks legit starting his own party?

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>>71706594
rude

>>71706541
cba roasting for an hour.
10 min fried chicken thigh tyvm

>>71706602
Hehe

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>>71706541
>buying chickens
>not keeping your own chickens

urbanfags

>>71706427
most of these talking heads are utter shit
but I really dislike Molyneux

>>71706665
varg is pretty good
he destroyed molymeme

*looks kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead*

>>71706605
lol wtf

I fry them and actually get it through the process intact or i poach them , poaching is better for a runny yolk tbqh

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> catholicism

well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

>>71706637
why the fuck would arron banks start his own party now when he can probably just infiltrate UKIP

>>71706706
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

>>71706662
Theyre annoying and the dogs would want to kill them

>>71706662
>takes 10-12 weeks to raise a chicken to slaughter age
>eat one a week
>need to maintain a constant 13 chickens (need that margin of error), with a new one born each week

sounds like a LOT of hassle.

>>71706718
fuck off you fucking nigger.

Business idea: combine all the best views of Rorke's idols and remove the shit views and turn them into one person then make them Prime Minister

Raw egg yolks mixed with honey.

Love me some kogel mogel.

>>71706637
I think we really need to move into a post-party era of politics where you just have lots of independent MPs

>>71706718
Catholicism is the one true religion


t.Catholic

>>71706767
You belong on a stake above a fire

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dab if you love the working class

>>71706790
Is there a country that does this?

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>>71706697
Varg is different, he's not out to manipulate people or gain power, and he's a good family man despite his radicalism.
you can tell he really loves his wife and kids.

plus he genuinely lives his philosophy and is about as close to a modern "renaissance man" as we have right now.

>>71706767
foa

here's my opinions of the birds i've tasted:

Guinea Fowl = all time GOAT, perfect taste blend of gamey with the versatility of chicken.

Ostrich = high quality steak if done correctly.

Chicken = the all-rounder, it's plainess is it's strength since it can take on so many flavours just imparting it's own natural goodness on them

Pheasant = overrated, but interesting, i enjoyed the things you can do with it, but i prefer chicken however plebeian that is

Quails = fairly good, again good for creative dishes, but not that all its cracked up to be

Turkey = fucking grim

>>71706810
you belong on the headsman's block you covenanting heathen

>>71706767
he will burn don't worry (in hell because he doesn't profess the church of Jesus Christ the lord and saviour)

>>71706814
imagine being IRISH and posting in the BRITISH general lmao how cucked CAN you get

liverpool are an absolute shambles

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>mfw hila started crying

Top memer currently active on /brit/ here, taking questions and accepting praise

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>>71706579
Yeah, I saw that on the news too.

I thought he wanted the US to step down from being world police? Beefing up the US military seems like he's gearing up for more interventionism and war.

The US military is already 4 times larger and more well equipped than the next largest military (China).

>>71706846
Enjoy burning in hell for worshipping a false idol

>>71706838
>rating the gamey taste
fuck off

>>71706838
you are a meme

also

>not having eaten pigeon, duck, or goose.

erm...?

>>71706886
>>71706886

>>71706814
i smoked a dab once. literally couldn't move for 3 hours.

>>71706838
fuck
forgot duck.

duck is good in small portions, too much duck becomes a bit sort of livery~ can be good but it's very much an acquired taste.

>>71706860
we're very similar and were literally the same country before

>>71706838
>he's never eaten pigeon, the bounty of the slums

>>71706828
Part of me wants to be like Varg but I think I'm just too ambitious and power-hungry. Might be my lower middle class background but I just want to rise and succeed in society and try to shape it myself

>>71706849
Hell is just a place where God is absent, whether there is brimstone and flame there or not is debatable

>>71706838
goose = goat