/brit/

anything from the trolley?

What's your favourite T Rex song, lads?

Ride a White Swan for me.

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fuck the taigs desu

*takes the mick*

business idea: progressive pricing structure which means things for me are free

>>71700931
>why are so many british cities ok in the city centre, shit if you get a little bit out the city centre then ok again is you go a bit past that

City centre = historic part, Victorian/Georgian, wealthy
bit out of the centre = post-war architecture, utter dogshit cancer
past that = countryside, historic/tory.

green

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mara

>>71701298
>>71701298
>>71701298
Pls respond civil service m8


>>71701326
They've been coming out for like half a month now, log in and check if you've been to FSAC.

>>71701394
gween?

>>71701394
piss off arige *caves in ur skull*

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

Fucking benders

Why can't you literal children enjoy beer?

Cider is a woman's drink here

Top 5. Cities in the UK:
1. Leeds
2. Sheffield
3. Wakefield
4. Huddersfield
5. Hull

>>71701413
>I'll be 23 but I have no idea what them grades mean, I need to do some research.
HEO is what you'll go in as, SEO and Grade 7 are the next grades up.

>Can't you just apply internally and you don't even need a degree?
Could apply but Id never get through.

>Is it really that hard to progress without it? Been reading online and people make out as if it's the only way to ever get promoted.
It's more difficult, especially since the generic "civil servant" requires project management skills at higher levels, which non-Fast streamers aren't trained for. When I'm 50 I might be where you'll be when you're 27.

It's nigh impossible to get into the SCS without fast stream, private sector expertise or nepotism.

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>95% white in the centre

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heard that Trump has his steak well-done with ketchup

shan't be voting for him ever again

How much do you get paid in the civil service

The Louie poster is a gay racist lmao fuck off you literal meme

>>71701413
oh really? I'm unironically asking for a neet mate but he's uncontactable atm, but he'd not heard by 3 days ago
Im gonna give it a go assuming I graduate though so well done g

>>71701498
32k, I struggle to pay rent and bills

why are poorfags even allowed to live

especially lower class, uneducated dumb council estate cunts?

there is nothing noble in being poor lol

>>71701486
Bet he sharts himself regularly

>>71701415
tee :3

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think this myself often enough

based

>>71701471
Thanks lad. That seems a tad ridiculous though does it not? That must just completely kill any motivation for people genuinely interested in it.

I don't know why you don't take a shot, I've been applying for receptionist and admin jobs and been rejected yet made it through this, so anybody can. It has been obscenely hard though.

I genuinely feel there's a massive catch that they're gonna let me advance so fast compared to somebody like you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkMdTvg5pU

.

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5 yrs ago today Trayvon Martin was murdered by a racist vigilante in Sanford, FL

Rest in Power

>>71701526
>lower class
no such thing
>uneducated dumb council estate cunts
council states don't exist anymore

>>71701526
do you think people intentionally keep themselves poor?

>>71701570
Are you a woman?

On 50k zone 2 struggling to keep the lights on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoZR_V2-cs

How can white women even compete

top 5 american cities:

>dallas
>buffalo
>wichita
>toronto
>florida

>>71701507
Ah fair enough, they released the first set of pass marks, then the second about a week ago and I think the final revision is sometime next month so he might wanna look then too.

>>71701498
Fast stream starts on 28k and after 4 years pays between 45-55k

>>71701526
>he has a job
>he thinks hes wealthy

>>71701583
STELLAR post

why did the british wear red coats? you could be seen from miles away like that

>>71701589
but zimmerman was found innocent in a court of law

Official Top Five British Cities List:
1. Wigan
2. Burnley
3. Blackburn
4. Nelson
3. Gloucester
5. Lumbutts & Mankinholes

>>71701607
Of course they do

They all buy massive tellies and refuse to get an education

>>71701613
this

>>71701613
>fake tits
>fake arse
>tranny face

>>71701589
CAN'T FLIM FLAM

>>71701608
No I'm not, just a normal everyday lad.

top 5 american cities (Real)

1. salt lake city
2. denver
3. seattle
4. toronto
5. minneapolis

Business idea: Invest in a goat to perform certain daily tasks for me, such as cooking, cleaning and replying to emails.

>>71701603
confirmed poorfag

>>71701607
yes lol

what do you think poor people do? teach their kids to be shit at school, work shitty jobs, then blame immigrants for their shitty life

it's hilarious

and then they vote conservative/ukip lol

turkeys voting for christmas

>>71701656
nottingham mentioned

>>71701556
Link? the note seems like an interesting read.

They were probably reacting to Trump and Brexit desu

>>71701671
Why are you applying for receptionist/admin?

>>71701697
reddit post

>>71701697
which goat were you thinking?

phelps? michael jordan? wayne rooney?

>>71701570
No catch, it's just like any other grad scheme. Just depressing working for someone younger than you.

Suppose I can't complain in the end. I'm on more than the average salary and don't have to work outdoors.

>>71701714
Because I'm a cute girl and companies want me as their first point of contact

>>71701556
lmao

fucking dumb uneducated poor cunts

glad they offed themselves

>>71701706
http://www.hemeltoday.co.uk/news/the-way-this-world-is-going-is-not-for-us-elderly-northchurch-couple-s-final-words-in-emotional-note-before-gassing-themselves-to-death-1-7841215

>Kathleen Howell, 72, and her husband David, 73, were found in a final embrace, sat in their Nissan Micra and surrounded by bottles of booze.

Top 5. US Cities:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Baltimore
4. Detroit
5. St. Louis

DOWN

THE FUCKING

DRAIN

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Imagine how fun it must have been to firebomb the Germs. Hope I get to experience the feeling one day.

Top 5 Canadian Cities:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Baltimore
4. Detroit
5. St. Louis

>>71701660
I'm poor as fuck.
My working class parents died when I was 16 - left me nothing.
I've lived on my own since I turned 18. Never had chance to go to uni. Barely finished college whilst dealing with their deaths.
I'm struggling to save money in a country that is economically nosediving.
Can't find a housemate because I'm (admittedly but give me a break) a depressive bastard.

I'm not intentionally keeping myself poor lad.

fight ....and win

Talmudo-Bolshevism

>>71701644
because the french wore white and red was the only english colour left

>>71701761
fat chips i was _ _ _ _ _ _

wee ....and poo

NEED a finn boioucci to drain the steaming spunk out of my nuts right now

top 5 english cities

>dublin
>glasgow
>edinburgh
>cardiff
>belfast
>aberdeen

>tfw always so hungry after i get back from work i start shaking

>>71701714
Because I got a job after uni then got made redundant out of nowhere, been waiting to see if I got on the fast stream and have been trying to get something to earn money in the mean time.

For some weird reason though I keep getting rejected even though they all ask for somebody able to pick up a phone, type in excel and have an a level, whereas I have a degree and much stronger work experience.

>>71701743
Fair enough lad, honestly I don't think HEO in that case sounds bad at 27 and I'm guessing fast streamers must be rare to come across if that's the case.

Hope you change your mind applying and give it a go lad, I never thought I'd pass, then I did.

just found a tiny spider crawling along my bed
what's worse is imagining all the ones you weren't lucky enough to glimpse

business idea: alternate universe where women find me irresistable

>>71701794
But do you have a massive telly?

>Never had the chance to go to uni
Why was that?

Top five Mexican Cities:
1. Los Angeles
2, San Antonio
3. San Diego
4. Arizona
5. New Mexico

Mel Gibson is such a top fucking lad

SJeWs are permanently butthurt over him

>>71701644
if you're seriously asking this question you don't understand the nature of warfare at that time

Getting real into olive skinned ladies

Would ruin my genes for

egged next doors window and nicked one of their bins over the weekend cos they nicked our football from the communal garden

I'd say Canada is the English speaking country with the most internet penetration. Everyone's hooked to the net (except eskimos), and it's frozen 6 months of the year.

I think South Korea or Taiwan may have higher internet penetration, but I'm talking about English speaking countries here.

Top 5. European Cities
1. Paris
2. Paris
3. Paris
4. Paris
5. Paris

>midterm tomorrow

>It's a poor, working class people fetishize posh people episode and try to imitate their lifestyle

>>71701856

>No Newcastle
pleb

>>71701861
Diabetes

>>71701875
they dont like the drones getting ideas

>>71701881
>french accent
>can't get pussy
The state of your face must be "incredible"

https://twitter.com/TheeCurrentYear/status/836034107515801600

>>71701875
>>For some weird reason though I keep getting rejected even though they all ask for somebody able to pick up a phone, type in excel and have an a level, whereas I have a degree and much stronger work experience.

Meaning you'll hate the job and fuck off the first chance you get, and they'll have to hire someone new all over again.

It's called being over-qualified, it's not a compliment.

the hottest most qtiest girl you know does a hot stinking disgusting shit every day

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>you don't understand the nature of warfare at that time *sips chilled bottle of J2O*

>tfw just realised how shit my wages are

>27k (if i were working full time)
>80% hours
>so 22k
>then gubmint takes away a cool 4 grand
>then pension scheme takes another 3 grand
>then the land lord takes a nice 500
>leaving me with a princely 750 pounds a month

>>71701943
>Midgets

>>71701934
im not french

Is Leslie Jones in the new Kong movie

>>71701955
I'm fucked then, I have just over a year's experience, it's not enough to comfortably get another job in my area yet no admin type temp jobs will have me.

I hope my fast stream checks come back okay.

Lestah 2-3 'Pool

>>71701925
the more obvious signs for that are excessive urination, unquenchable thirst, and fruity breath

Casey Affleck and Mel Gibson, white men accused of hurting women, did well at the Oscars

>>71702020
Isn't Ben Affleck super left-wing?

>>71701761
Hard to know what to think. I was curious as to what exactly they were referring to, perhaps the degeneracy of the world, or maybe even the current rise of the right wing? I wonder if that even matters though. Should it make any difference I wonder.

>>71702043
dunno desu was just copying a headline

Casey > Ben

>>71701991
IT mate, apply for contracts doing project roll outs, helpdesk monkey or junior desktop work. pays alright and there is plenty of it at the moment. IT want people with a brain in their head for most roles regardless of what their actual skill area is.

>>71702020
La La Land was going to win, but they realised they hadn't met the black quota so quickly fixed that on the go.

>>71702075
wow such a controversial opinion

>>71702043
ben affleck went on that show with bill maher and defended islam unironically and then almost began crying when sam harris said it was violent etc

>>71702081
Interesting, thanks my degree is a complete meme though so I don't think I'll have much luck but I;'ll look into it.

Accents:

Australian > Irish > London > Scottish > New Zealand

>>71702115

Baited :^)

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Ayo nigga gimmie da (you)'s nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9d-9GM9RGQ

need a jobbie

Ever noticed how middle class and some upper class are the only ones who care about political correctness?

>>71702167
wow such an epic ruseman

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Top 5 British cities
>Bath
>Edinburgh
>York
>City of London
>Southampton

Top 3 Aus/NZ cities
>Wellington
>Sydney
>Perth

Top 5 North American cities
>Boston
>Ottawa
>Vancouver
>Quebec
>Seattle

>>71702178
literally nothing wrong with this.

fuck off rorke

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The Oscars is about artistry. Even if an artist is Hitler incarnate, if their performance or directing holds up critically, it's at least worthy of a nomination, if not the award.

So even if Ben Affleck and Mel Gibson are horrible racists who beat their wives and support nuclear genocide of the entire human population, their judged on their artistry, not their personality.

hey

>>71702158
>Scottish, irish, Aussie, and New Zealand
>a whole accent for each nation.
>london (a city in England, gets it's own spot.)
Also, london has about 300 accents as well.

Fucking American's. It's like saying a bostonite from southie speaks the same as someone from north alaska.

>>71702081
I work for a big it company and most of the people i work with are idiots tbf, project managers, helpdesk, upper management etc

Not a job for the intelligent

>calling all carbonated soft drinks lemenoade

Scots really are savages.

the oscars are a hollywood circlejerk

>>71702149
no probs, i get 200 quid a day for doing literally nothing most days. i do have a lot experience mind. i have been contracting for years and there are a lot of contractors who know not much beyond "good with a pc" plus excel is a biggy in IT, almost ALL non tech project roles require skill in it.

Accents:

USA non-Southern > Brummy > Scouse > Canada > USA Souhern > New Zealand > Saffa > Australia > Geordie > Lanc > Manc > Hooray Henry > Generic Southerner > Yorkshire

I'm not even gracing that retarded leaf post with a (You), desu.

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>>71702216
>Southampton

>get mad about Casey and whites
>happy to work with Polanski

Lol

>>71702258
we all talk the same desu, just varying levels of intensity

Top 5 UK Counties:
1. East Yorkshire
2. North Yorkshire
3. West Yorkshire
4. South Yorkshire
5. Ulster

>>71702216
>muh georgian architecture

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>Also, london has about 300 accents as well.
paki, nigger, chink, indian,
what else is there?

>this northern cunt STILL going in about how he got into the fast stream

We heard you the first time mate, about a month ago when you were going on about it then

>>71702258
London has 4 accents max

>plan date with girl from tinder
>realise I really don't want to bother with the hassle and she's not really pretty enough to be worth a nearly 40k drive

>>71702327
>hollywood is currently fighting against the tyranny of white man taking advantage of the poor negro.
>hollywood is also currently fighting FOR polanski to be absolved of taking advantage of the poor teenage girl.

>>71702394
Ir*sh unfortunately

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>>71702381
Yorkshire > Kent > Berkshire > Lancashire > Worcestershire

>>71701656
>Burnley
>Nelson

You stay the fuck away from my house faggot

>>71702441

Mind your profanity

pancake day tomorrow lads

need to get some baco n

>>71702228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvdLY1ugyCo
wrong video

Int has a gay sjw mod from reddit

This site is finished

>>71702458
what's the dif between lancashire and lanarkshire

>>71702048
>maybe even the current rise of the right wing

I'm more inclined to think that the people outraged about that are more likely to wave signs in the street, dye their hair blue and whine.

I feel like if you're at the point of checking out of life entirely you probably have a deeper, more pervasive sense of dread and unease that something about the whole nature of society is wrong and untenable.

>>71702394
posh cunt, cockney, various irish, various Scots (these two are normally heard from homeless), and of course, the fucking yanks.

Maybe the SJWs are actually on to something with their hatred of white people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOxXy5NjI3Q

>>71702507
Lanarkshire is the Lancashire of Scotland.

Glasgow is the Liverpool of Scotland too.

>>71702492
le parma ham

Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.

>>71702543
Leaf knows his shite.

>>71702476
I honestly thought the idea of bacon and syrups on my pancakes were disgusting and then I had it at Frankie's and Bennie's and never looked back.

>>71702596
never done it before but i've been convinced to try it tomorrow

I can smell It

>Pancakes and bacon
FOY

lots of irish people in London

did not realise at first

If it wasn't for whites, browns would still be living in mud huts chucking spears at each other

Honestly thought pancake day was last Tuesday even though I didn't bother having any.

>>71702648
That's blacks lad

Browns use swords

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>>71702648

gold bars are peng

>>71702648
the people who envisioned and created agriculture and urban living were quite brown lad. Without them you would still hunting auroch.

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>>71702633
we didn't come to take part
WE CAME TO TAKE OVER

>>71702732
Every irish cunt and his mum wont shut up about this skinny paddy

>>71702721
Mesopotamians were white lad

>>71702721
agriculture was a mistake
I'd rather be hunting Auroch and building megaliths to chart the movement of stars.

back to the ol' /r/unitedkingdom

>>71702258
>a whole accent for each country

There's more people living in Boston metro than the Republic of Ireland. There is one generic accent for each country. Nobody gives a shit about how much gayer someone from Belfast sounds than someone from Dublin.

>>71702093

>>71702827
yeah ive seen that vid. it's from the cartels

>>71701460
>Huddersfield

You've got to be fucking kidding me. You must've had some really brief but novel experience there which blinded you to the utterly unimpressive cookie-cutter Northern town surrounding you.

Honestly, I don't understand.

Reminder it is just poor, white working class people SJWs hate. Not all white people though.

>>71702827
Vaguely remember opening a thumbnail of this for a split second on /gif/

>>71702788
Megaliths came after agriculture m8. Pretty much everything did.

>>71702879
in reality they hate themselves and are bitter so they feel they need to control others at every opportunity so they can never be hurt again.

slave mentality

>>71702878
>he took the bait

>>71702394
farts can have 300 accents too

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>>71702783
do one

>>71702788
you wish you would be like that but the realities of it mean you wouldn't really want to do it if it actually came to it.

>>71702827
He forgot to mention how the bloke has tourniquets around his wrist stumps to stop him from losing consciousness. Devilish, truly.

>>71702827
Never seen this video and don't intend to tbqh.

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Reminder

>>71702916
>Megaliths came after agriculture m8
wrong
evidence suggests that megalithic architecture came about while most people were still either nomadic or semi-nomadic, before the arrival of organized settled states and mass-agriculture.

Stonehenge for example was built by semi-nomadic britons who would more or less migrate between these various "henge's" along the lay lines of the country.

>>71702879
Everything has an agenda, and that agenda is always 'fuck poor white poeple.'

>tfw the uk no longer has shows about working class uk white people.
Except reality shows made to make them look bad.

>>71702969
I can;t imagine what would be so bad about it.
one of the best periods of my life was living up north and going hunting every few days.

>>71703047
what kind of turbopleb thinks formula would ever be better than natural milk

just did some cocaine

>talk to normie like old friend who shares all my interests
>see them later and they treat me like a stranger
>one of those normies who essentially mirrors whoever is the only person they can talk to at the time

I honestly hate this, and it happens every time I :"make friends."

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>>71703119

bluepillers such as my parents

>>71703047
No matter how many times I see that jaw, fucking hell what a beast.

>>71703119
a while back doctors would push women to use formula instead of breastfeeding.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't breastfed (at least not for long) so that's why I'm so fucked up.

>>71702946
You goddamned nigger.

>>71703048
>mass-agriculture

Right, sure, that's what we were talking about.

alri lads

back from a nice day of salarycoasting

>google simple recipe for egg fried rice
>it's on about adding in onion, leek, chives, soy sauce and basmati rice

will it not work if i just use white rice and eggs, and if it would why do they put all this shit in the simple recipe

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just took this pic of the cat

>>71703190
I'm just differenciating organised farming on the scale of settled communities from low level "farming" which nomads and semi-nomads would do occasionally.
they are very different in terms of social organization

>>71703238
it will work but wont taste as nice.

>>71703047
>formula

only yanks call it this

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>>71703048

>>71703239
Looks like he's ready to fuck.

>>71703239
take a pic of your bum next time ahah

>>71703238
it will work fine hoenstly
put some salt and pepper in and you'll be alright
though chive would be very good.

When is tony blair going to found his new party so that i can join it

>>71703239
where do you find a cats willy

asking for a friend

>>71703238
absolute state of you mate bet you're fucking 16

>>71703256
Of course yes.

>>71703238
Last time I made fried rice I put egg, pork, salt pepper and onions in it, was delish.

>>71703239
That's a great cat, nice fur texture and tone with a cute face

>>71703328
I wonder how long I've spent looking at this pic in my life

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>>71703266
and what do you guys call it

>>71703256
I think people underestimate the ancients. A few hundred people of semi-shared religion and language could easily pull up Stonehenge level structures I think.

I believe social cooperation may have been easier in some way because the population density being so low that not even wildlife would be scarce.

>>71703376
thanks it's me

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Reminder that the future of space travel is British, and we will see an interplanetary British Empire in our lifetimes.

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just got this lads (not really)

>>71703409
I saw it the first time lol

>>71703409
whoops, didn't mean to double post. didn't think the post went through at first because ol' jan was so quick

got called milk toast in m&s lads

>>71703047
Feel bad for the asian lad on the bottom left

His suit actually fits really well

>>71703442
Elon musk may disagree

does coke and weed go together?

how do brits feel about austin powers

>>71703467

quickdraw janny, I've seen him take down three posts with a single click

UKs literally sinking as a country for our generation.

>houses way too expensive
>retirement age endlessly going up
>pensions getting buggered
>nhs going to be increasingly shit just as we begin to need it more and more.
>brexit may fuck with the economy

on top of genuinely being a small rainy cramped shithole with literally nowt to do but drink and drugs.

Haha

got called racist in greggs today lads

>>71703424
Me and some mates could do stonehenge, but what would be the point

>>71703332
why don't you just fuck off you smelly virgin

>>71703424
>I think people underestimate the ancients
you can really see this when people start talking about all these conspiracies about aliens, that's why they bother me so much, they don't give our ancestors enough credit.
the only one's I can believe are that civilization is older than current estimates and may go bad to during the last ice age if not before.

and you're right, people doubt just how bountiful the wilderness was for these people, and hunting is much less labour intensive than farming meaning they had lots of free time for these sorts of projects.

>>71703522
>>71703522

If Scotland actually do get another vote then we're fucked even though they realistically won't be able to make it work.

ah soup

lovely hug in a mug

>>71703522
It won't be so bad once all the old fuckers with £60,000 pa taxpayer funded pensions die off.

>>71703522
business idea: move to a foreign country

>>71703522
*scowls at a picture of footballers and bankers*

>>71703494
SpaceX is not doing anything anywhere near as revolutionary as Reaction Engines desu

>>71703583
all me btw

dog died the other day lads. feeling pretty sad. he was a good lad.

>>71703238
>eggs
>long grain rice
>soy sauce
>sesame oil

>peas if u can be bothered

>>71703522
Emigrating to paris/barcelona/vienna as soon as i learn french/spanish/german desu

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>>71703442
I wish
its sad that Britain sold their chance to become a space power because the yanks told them to.

So I sez to maybel I sez

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Bunch of bloody whiners you lot

business idea: move to australia

do australian birds like yanks, i can do a pretty good yank impersonation

>>71703595
Scotland is fucking irrelevant

do one jock

>>71703522
I agree but I don't think it will be solved for the next few generations either, if we were born at a good time for peace and technology, then everything else is shit.

>>71703600
>>71703635
not sure if the same isnt happening in other countries.

do people from essex feel any affinity towards people from newcastle

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Buzz Lightyear to star command, come in star command.

I have landed on a hostile planet so sign of intelligent life to be found

>>71703660
ultimate good goy

>>71703620
F
>retire at 90
>waiting list of 5 years to get treated by NHS
>50 million immigrants to prop up our economy
this is what we have to look forward to lads. I'm glad barry down the road was happy for a year though

>>71703700
not in the slightest

>>71703660
how is pissing your life away by wagecucking something to be proud of? fucking yanks

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target eliminated

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>>71703718
>so sign of intelligent life to be found

>>71703660
>"I-I'm a good slave master shekelburg!"
what a cuck

fuck sake

>>71703660
honestly he should just move to a better job market. i live in a shitty part of america where heroin overdoses are normal (in fact one guy actually OD'd in the bathroom stall at work), but it was easy enough to get a job welding. 40-50 hours a week, affordable health insurance, overtime when needed.

also i'm almost certain the government pays for your college if you were in the military

>>71703667

They'll think you're a beta

>>71703522
>small rainy cramped shithole
Move back to Algeria then

>>71703777
fucking hell is that a dome type thing sound you can see

>>71703667
>implying cancucks sound any different

>>71703620
My condolences, truly. Was he old?

>>71703700
orange chavs in arms

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>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A QT SPANISH GF

WHY

>>71703777
wtf was that lol

>>71703817
sound wave

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>hmm...says here you don't have the required 15 years of experience in a management job

>>71703817
I think its the air being pushed out like a sonic boom

>>71703860
>>71703883
yeah sonic boom blast wave type thing that's what i meant init

surprised there isn't a bigger problem with homeless people going into restaurants, getting food and then doing a runner

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>says here you were born in the uk anon...sorry that's just not what we're looking for here

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going to have an exceedingly cheeky smoke session with the lads in an hour or two

I've just this minute decided I don't want to be a tranny any more

so if anybody in the yorkshire area wants about 9 months worth of titty skittles then just ask

Training to be a WWE wrestler lads

>>71703817
It's water vapour condensing because of the pressure wave

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honhon fromage

Just fapped to Mia Khalifa for the first time ever

Now taking a poo

>>71703918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

^ like him

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>here at mcdonalds we require 50 years of service exp and usually a masters, sorry son but you don't make the cut

having a gay wank

>>71704001
He wasn't homeless, he was a drunk chef

got served by a qt chink waiter who wore her hair the same way as my oneitis used to

>Tfw from Newcastle
>People always ask me if I like Geordie Shore

>>71703996
what's your dad doing?

>>71703817
A nigger.

>>71704021
bit gay

>>71703837
only 10 years old. vet think he an underlying neurological problem. fortunately he didnt suffer a lot and died pretty quickly.

Selling my anal virginity to anyone in the Yorkshire area

Could really go a packet of digestives

>>71704021
pics

>>71704029
Do you?

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>you didn't go to oxbridge....sorry son here at asda we need the best

Can't wait to get drunk at the villa tomorrow

Literally smiling thinking about it

>>71704010
why is the HR guy at mcdonalds wearing a hardhat

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>>71703777
>freedom arrives in your town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

got sectioned lads
JUST

was listening to gil scott-heron at work today

woke 2bh

coke is extremely moreish isn't it lads.

>>71704029

I'm from Newcastle and this never happens, stop being a pathetic liar making up sad stories to look cool on /brit/ like you actually leave your house you virgin.

>>71704105
>>71704105
>>71704105
>>71704105

NEW
E
W

>>71704149
yes
stop doing it

>>71703827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

mong

>>71704161
Based Janny, get fucked.

>>71704042

Not sure

Lives three hours drive away x

>>71704161
btfo

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gonna do a drink of water for dinner and maybe a breath of air for dessert

>>71704193
>>71704193
>>71704193
>>71704193

NEW

>>71704161
screaming, howling, absolutely folding over myself

>>71704178
shan't

19 on 18 is the best new gimmick

>Tfw from Norwich
>People always imitate Alan Partridge's "AHA" whenever I'm around

Wtf is wrong with the janny today

WTF I HATE JANNY NOW

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*closes modelling portfolio*
You are exactly what we need in a Fat Caucasian, Welcome to the team.

>>71704208
hooting and hollering so intensely i knocked over my pint of elderflower codial

>>71704269
Thanks Rasheed!

AHA

>>71704319
>>71704319
>>71704319

NEW

new
>>71704323
>>71704323
>>71704323

AHA

>>71704093
humorous filename

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>elderflower codial

Economically and socially I am a rasheed but I have white skin, what does this mean?

>>71704331
>>71704335
well now you're just gonna make him mad

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>>71704206
living dangerously there lad

>>71704072
Sorry about that. Be happy that he died in peace, because I've seen mates' dogs die slowly of cancer and it's traumatizing, especially if it's in the brain (seizures, loss of coordination, etc). I don't think I'm going to cope well when mine gets old and dies. Love doggies, me.