/brit/

>got tinder date with some average-looking girl this week, she's nothing special personality-wise either
>but she seems up for a fuck if the date goes well
>might not go because I'm supposed to be meeting with a district councillor to discuss things
>friend thinks I'm low test for picking politics over pussy

Who is in the right ?

>>71690616
your friend

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mara

>>71690616
tell your friend to fuck off and just do whichever you want to do

Hey Britain!

*music starts playing*

You got me wrapped, around your finger

>>71690663
Can't do muscular gays, need a soft feminine qt

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>>71690703
Fuck sake forgot to add my image

Just imagine that I did

can i just move to one of the many random fuckoff uninhabited islands that are australian territory if i buy the land?

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Rate the OC lads

where the fuck is everyone

>>71690772
looks a bit too much like one punch man/10

>>71690744
possibly, but WHY

>>71690744
Yes, there's some self-proclaimed "Gay Kingdom" on some island in the coral sea that we own

>>71690782
At work/asleep NEETS

>>71690791
i never want to speak to anyone again

>>71690782
i'm here

>>71690587
Oh please. Don't...

eating peters light and creamy chocolate ice cream with milo and magic shell topping added

absolutely decadent

>>71690783
Fuck off anime nonce

>>71690689
Thanks x

I think he's probably just throwing a paddy because he's still a virgin ahahah

>>71690811
ew, please don't reply to me again

>>71690834
one punch man and cowboy bebop are literally the only animes ive ever watched

Need my glans kissed and licked

>>71690866
>he didn't watch yu gi oh after getting home from school
*laughs derisively*

>>71690829
fat cunt

Had profiteroles for breakfast

>>71690809
how do you expect to have access to anything

>>71690910
as i recall it was only on in the morning

i think it was on cheez tv?

collected the cards too but never bothered learning how to play the game

>>71690941
suppose to record it you dumb cunt

>>71690866
>not evangelion
>>71690910
cheez tv animes don't count

Someone please post this to brit/pol/
Some faggot got my mobile isp blocked

>Tfw been sitting in a reserved seat for 3 hours while I've been farting and needing a shit
>move when it gets to the stop

Hahah enjoy your seat ya rich twat

Reserved seating? Get a car if you want a reserved seat

First come first serve

Unironically just saw tim in central oxford.

Wanted to greet him but felt it was not a good idea

>>>/pol/114501285
Link

>>71690953
on what? vhs tapes? fuck that

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>>71691000
Fuck off

>>71690988
>>71691003
Post for me please

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>>71690772

>>71691003
how fucking old are you mate, DVR

>>71691000
Reported to mummy May.

>>71691014
Just post it

It's unfair I can't post on pol and all the other shit boards are unbanned

>>71691051
>having a DVR back in 2003 or whenever it was

fuck off billionaire

>>71690910
>yu gi oh

More like You Gay, Ohhhhhhh

https://youtu.be/Qiq3yJkle18

runt life

quite want to do muay thai but i dont want brain damage

>>71691064
>his parents couldn't afford a basic DVR
didn't know I was posting with pleb scum

>>71691088
solution: do muay thai and don't be shit at it

>>71691064
>>71691067
>>71691087
>>71691088
>>71691104
POST IT FFS

I WANT TO CONPLAIN ABOUT TRAINS

>>71691112
ah yes i will just instantly be good and dodge every shot like an anime
thanks for the advice

got a cheeky physiotherapy session in an hour x

>>71691088
you wear head protection, retard

hello where are the slags

>>71691104
>parents (plural)
fuck off non-single mother raised scum

>>71691088
Had the same thing with boxing

Still want to do it but don't want to break my nose or get winded

>>71691169
Here

>>71691000
>>71690967
Post my message to pol

does being raised by a single parent make you a runt or is having runt genetics a predisposition to being raised in a broken, loveless home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=l9UGqKywhiI

Instant KB at the door if you can listen to this without your head moving

The party — It is a hand with a million fingers forming one great fist.
The party — It is millions of shoulders close together joining their strength.
The party — Helps buildings rise to the heavens.
The party — Is the backbone of the working class.
The party — Is the immorality of our mission.
The party — Is the only assurance.
The mind of the class, the meaning of the class, the strength of the class, the glory of the class — That is the party.

>>71691291
i don't even have one mate let alone brazilian

>>71691263
what the fuck did you do to that webm

>>71691289
boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
is this gay?

>>71691327
I see what you did there but I'm still Cara

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Warning: A BOMB will go off when someone gets duplicate digits

HOWEVER: whomever gets the doubles saves everyone with that flag

All other flags DIE in a FIERY EXPLOSION

>>71691389
dont care

ah thanks mate

>>71691389
Australia get off your computer... RIGHT NOW!!!

I will be in Brighton this weekend
if anyone of you live there then please do not bum me

>>71691087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHfun67N2EE

R stand for royalty
U stand for Unity
N ain't gone never bitch
T stands for truancy
S stands for sex

>>71691408
tick tock you're dead mate

want a tattoo but dont know what to get

>>71691389
FUCK jfs

>>71691438
hepatitis

maybe i want this

>>71691438
get a tattoo of an arse with a tattoo of an arse on it and get it done on your arse

>>71691389
haven't you used whom in the subject there?

>>71691421
i live here
why you coming to brighton lad? I can recommend some decent pubs if you want x

>>71691389
Whoops haha sorry mates x

>>71691389
doing a save of you and me

>>71691470
weekend away with the misses and I've never been before
will be staying near the train station, where's good?

>>71691389
kaboom

>>71691438
"INSERT BRAZILIAN COCK HERE" with an arrow pointing towards your mouth

>>71691464
Yes, whomever gets the doubles

>>71691500
gz

>>71691209
Children of single parents often have poor nutrition growing up. They either have shit microwave meals, frozen chips and asdas own chicken kievs, or have mcdiabetes everyday.

Either because single parents are too busy working all day to cook properly for them or because of the financial difficulties being a single parent gives.

Chad got all his muscles because he ate 3 nutritious and healthy meals a day. The chavs on the corner are either fat or look like a scrawny skeletor because mummy was too busy working and going out drinking after work to feed them properly.

*eats a slice of bread*

>>71691500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4FexlNQ2c

*dies in a fiery explosion*

>>71691494
Hobgoblin is good, Stick Mike's is nice too. If you want to go clubbing I recommend The Haunt if you like /brit/ core

>>71691331
I'll be your mate if I can paint you brown with some ronseal and make you call me papi while I fuck you

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>>71691509
idgi

Lads is it hard driving through London?

I've only been driving 2 months and have to go through the centre tomorrow. I'm fine on motorways and going at speed but all the one-way roads, roundabouts, bus lanes etc. have got me worried.

Any tips?

>>71691549
*Sticky Mike's

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/brit/ is awake.

Why is Glasgow such a fucking shit hole. I hate this place so much

wonder if she'll be at work tomorrow

>>71691674
All of Scotland is a shithole mate

>>71691566
get the tube

>>71691566
no-one drives in London, there's too much traffic

>>71691705
The highlands are nice, I really want to get a job up there. Thought it would be a good idea to move here, I was wrong. Everyone is a total cunt

>>71691566
remember it's not just you in the wrong lane. everyone else is too. you'll need to be that cunt who blocks traffic while he forces his way across on more than one occasion. don't be too polite and just get on with it.

>>71691742
how's that work?

Couple of threads ago I posted about me trying to get with a girl by pretending to like anime.... she asked how fruit basket was going and I said it was taking a while to watch as it kept buffering and she asked if she can come over after work to watch it with me and that she's sure we can keep eachother entertained while it buffers.
Think in going to get my willy touched lads.

best public torrent site?

did a poo

>>71691674
lol'ing @ your life
t. Edinburgh

>>71691776
font

>>71691800
a jew poo?

>>71691776
>you get a cheeky handy while watching anime
>you start associating anime with sexual pleasure
>she eventually leaves because female
>you're stuck getting off to anime on your own

>>71691802
What is Edinburgh like m8? Only been once and it had a strange smell

>>71691782
piratebay and rar bg and isohunt and seedpeer

>>71691674
I actually think it's the best place to live in Scotland, but then again I guess that isn't saying much...

>>71691841
I plan on fucking her then cutting all contact, I barely know one of her flatmates so it shouldn't really be too awkward, not like you can plan a future with a fucking weeb.

>>71691843
city's probably the nicest 'relevant' city on the British Isles, give it a couple mins of street view and see. It's basically an old mediaeval town on one on side with a very expensive looking Victorian town on the other side (with Scottish as opposed to English architecture)
Full of other Anglos but they're all obnoxious poshos, and I guess you know about scots if you live in Glasgow. Beautiful place though

>Australian cartoon channel was called "cheez tv"

Howling and screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtYmLysi0A

KEK
absolute state of corbyn

>>71691782
i've taken to extratorrent now that kat and piratebay are out of commission

it's pretty good but it does do that annoying popup ad shit when you click on things

>>71691978
what makes you think piratebay is out of commission lad?

>>71691971
it's not a channel it's a morning show where they just play a bunch of cartoons

there was also an afternoon show called rollercoaster

>>71692017
it's not really, it just got blocked here in australia like last month

>>71691974
Jesus. He has single handedly ensured that Labour will not be in power or even relevant for years to come. Lib dems are dead, greens are a joke, UKIP are kill, and even the SNP are loosing support in Scotland.

It is going to be a Conservative government for the foreseeable future.

>>71691978
>piratebay
>Out of commision

Howling.

>>71692045
can you not just go here? https://proxybay.one/

>>71692045
grim

>>71692049
>SNP are loosing support in Scotland
proofs?

>>71692072
virus do not click

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>>71692075
The tories, their arch enemy, are now the second largest party in scotland which hasn't happened since the 70s. People are getting sick of their shit, realising they aren't actually doing anything, and realising that they are tanking the economy.

>>71691974
>16k views
>#2 on trending

Failing @youtube is pushing its right wing narrative yet again. Cannot be trusted! DISHONEST!

my isp blocked the piratebay ages ago so i just go and pick a mirror from that site. they pop up faster than they can block them desu

>>71692132
that's more because there's no effective lefty opposition

>>71692045
pirateproxy.vip

wb this? pop ups are really annoying if you dont have ad block though

How do I leak less doing the squatter lads

>>71692201
leaking from your bum?

im feeling like taking a big shit, anyone else?

>>71692201
squat plug lad

>>71692018
Ye whatever put on your fucking hat or you shan't be playing outside bruce

>>71692170
Ruth Davidson is pretty good desu, her positions are reasonable. Would be nice if people got over "muh tories" and "muh thatcher"

use ublock origin you absolute runts

the blairites have killed another one so that they can get a by election to force corbyn out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Gorton_by-election,_2017

>>71692234
the scottish conservatives didn't call themselves conservatives til the 60s, they called themselves the unionists party

would make a lot of sense for them to go back to that now

*beatboxes*

*freestyles*

*beats boxes*

>>71692216
Yes
>>71692226
Thanks family

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/27/catholicism-has-done-more-harm-to-australia-than-islam-wheres-the-outrage
ah yes
also kristina keneally is a fucking yank

>>71692334
there was an article on the bbc the other day about british orphans in the 50s being send to australia and getting nonced

fucking aussie nonce cunts

>>71691978
kat was perfect :(

>>71692309
>>71692311

buy my cds

----- TOPIC BREAK -----

Dad does tattoos could get one for free lads not sure what to get though x

>>71692296
>>71692309
>>71692311
B-b-b-uuut... HOW??

>>71692391
hepatitis

>>71692374
i mean it makes sense. Who are they going to cry to? their parents?

watching someone else play civ instead of playing it myself

really like the idea of a qwerty keyboard on a smartphone like this but not gonna buy one beause it's like £500 for a phone with mid range specs

>>71692410
literally me

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>>71692402

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>>71692418
oops forgot the picture

>>71692410
yeah once you know how to play alright CIV singleplayer is shit because instead of the AI getting smarter at higher difficulty levels they just give it bonuses

>Dad does tattoos

grim

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thots

meet-up idea: /brit/ goes to a driving range

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>>71692465

Is a bit runtish agreed x

Thinking this?

>>71692391
get a picture of my face with a speech bubble saying "northern ireland is just ireland" x

>>71692483
UAE is 40% indians

>>71692498
round of golf would be nicer desu

>>71691843
had sex with a 6'0 scot girl in a hostel bathroom, 10/10

>>71692515
*northern ireland is JUST ireland
and give matey the haircut as well

>>71692509
you''re fucking with me arent you
>>71692498
i will if you're not golf runt

Hate the scottish but like the concept of a country being made up of a single island

wish we could physically separate scotland and england w

>>71692483
unironically never saw an indian outside an IT or restaurants

had a fag

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>>71692498
Yeah it went so well last time

working my hardest

Pitch Perfect is cleavage kino

Weebs are fucking disgusting.

unironic /brit/ meetup idea:
paintballing

/brit/ meetup at woy woy maccas carpark 2018

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china will rule the world

>>71692526
>27.15% Indian
>50.12% South Asian

>11.32% Emirati
wew imagine living there as a native

>>71692622
The objective best meetup idea for people you don't know is pub

>>71692647
>/brit/ meetup literally on the other side of the planet
hmmm no sweety x

>>71692630
sucked on that butt for a good 5 min

just got caught offside on a corner kick on fifa lads

>>71692660
The natives over there live like kings, they don't give citizenship to all the migrant workers and treat them terribly

meet-up idea: we all just go to a park when it's sunny and sit on the grass, maybe someone brings a footy for a kickabout

>>71692562
hadrian's canal fucking when?

>>71692664
yeah but if it's near me then im likely to see people I know at the pub and have to explain who these spacker mongs im hanging around with are
if it's not near me then i SHANT be going

meet-up idea: have it nowhere near matey

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just read a thing and it said it takes the same amount of time to fly from NYC to LA as it takes to fly from NZ to Australia

>unironically never saw an indian outside an IT or restaurants
any of you lads speak spastic?

http://funnyneel.com/i/print/funny-tshirt-tissue/12-2013/i/png?n=6674

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>>71692699
bringing my knife so i can stab the ball and burst it, demonstrating my superiority

>>71692741
why would that be surprising?

>>71692742
i guess i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDVVOHeCXM8

LOOK at all these bulgarian girls, they're DYING for it, you can sense the poverty watching the crowd

>>71692765
because it isnt that far looking at a map

do a brit meetup in india. i'll arrange everything for free for 500k US$

can we get a /runt/ meetup, for those of us that smoke, can't drive, and can barely move let alone play footy or paintball? I'm thinking just be not sober and all laugh at each other as we try and fail to get off with 4/10 slappers at some dingy pub or bar

*paints my bollocks like a soccer ball*

>>71692784
always wondered how these concerts in foreign countries work
do they really all speak english, part of me doubts it

>>71692741

don't care

>>71692699

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

>>71692693
oh
bit shit

>>71692791
bet you think Alaska's just a hop away from Hawaii too

>>71692797
Seems a bit cheap to be trustworthy, it's a no from me

>>71692813
> he does the reddit spacing

*sees you doing the virgin walk in the distance*

>>71692845
>he has the virgin flag

Why does everyone seem to get so autistic about football lads? Guy at uni couldn't comprehend the fact I have never been to a game. I just don't care about it at all

>>71692845
don't care

>>71692741
why? nz/aus a lot closer? why are yank planes so slow

Get Out.

>>71692886
Ever since 9/11 they're heavily restricted in speeds

QUICK I NEED DIRECTIONS TO THE CLOSEST SHITTING STREET IN LONDON LADS I CANT HOLD IT ANY LONGER

where Denmark chose to put Copenhagen triggers me

>>71692879
because their mates are into it or some shite, i never cared for it either, it's just their fear of being left out if they dont mindlessly follow shite like deadline day

just put 10 english pence on the greens to win the manchester by election

havent pissed in about 7 hours - strongly inclined towards breaking the dry spell. all in favour?

bate the shite out of me dog again lads

>>71692918
why? it was in the middle of the country when they owned Skånelandene

>>71692951
>'bate
uhhhhh

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>>71692911
>be yank plane
>get pulled over by F-16 for speeding

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*virgin walks towards you*

>>71692981
>going out in a virgin shirt

>>71692962
you're next

>>71692946
holding it in is bad for you

>>71692918
same with berlin and I think the reasons why are the same too

>>71693006
fake news spread by big water to make you flush more

>his capital city isn't landlocked
embarrassing

>>71692918
london? moscow?

Feel like i should watch some rugby at some point cos i don't understand it now

which one? rugby league or rugby union?

my best friend in daycare was a literal billionaire (like actual billions)
looked him up now and he's a record holding powerlifter
now look at me

>>71693033
t. wearing nappies at 60yrs

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>>71692741
hmm

>>71693071
union

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>>71693058
>the world's richest and most powerful countries are all geographically isolated

really activates my almons

>>71693087
im 20 actually

Rugby union is for poofters 2bh

taking some cheeky zinc tablets

going to double my spunk

>>71693026
Berlin's not great but not as bad
Paris is pretty aesthetically placed

>>71693058
London is fine for me because I'm aware the North of England is a wasteland
Moscow doesn't matter because Russia is stupid huge anyway, makes sense that it would be close to actual Europe

How do you stop doing the virgin walk? I've been doing it all my life and I don't want to appear this ridiculous anymore

>>71693096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4_deyHLvQ

cricket is the true mans sport

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>>71693109
dyleet

>>71693131
have sex you twat

>tfw have the virgin odour

>tfw a girl spots you virgin posting on /brit/

cricket is LITERALLY muggle quidditch

>tfw stink of gash

I love being white lads

>>71693148
ok, what about the virgin laugh and the virgin stare?

>>71693148
No you

>>71693179
Cricket is a gentleman's game, no wonder you underclass runts wouldn't like it

>>71692879
>have never been to a game
Nonce
Ponce

thinking of killing myself

>>71693109
FOY

>>71692981
Something very wrong with this man's arms

>yfw south afrika has 3 capitals

>>71693225
Do it

>>71693248
>mfw Bloemfontein

>>71693248
>afrika
'o 'r

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>>71693117
londons the capital of the UK though not just england.
and saying moscow is close to europe is a bit of an understatement. then again Siberia is just a frozen wasteland

>>71693249
give the lad some tips

Saffers aren't technically people
Afrikaners are no better than darkies
NEED to wipe that pathetic waste basket off the face off the earth

fucks sake mum just caught me virgin running up the stairs

>>71693274
Ok
>>71693225
Eat a pizza with tuna and pineapples on it

>>71693272
tbf moscow was the capital before they owned a lot of that

going for a wee

>>71693270
feels like it would force some people to pronounce it in their heads with an afrikaans accent which is funny

>>71693272
Madrid is spot on though

>>71693293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

>>71693293
Afrikaners aren't the only whites there m8

>>71693313
cruel and unusual, but I'll allow it

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>>71693269
Bloemfontein is the most powerful city on earth.

>>71693293
you cant just genocide people you dont like

>>71693364
why are you denying the holocaust?

>>71693293
t. Perth

need a poo

>>71693330
that's a bit racist

>>71693392
GOOD post

might become one of those lads that buys shit off the chinese middlemen on alibaba and sells it on ebay

>>71693248
>afrika
zeth efrika

>>71693408
a pikey?

>>71693293
hello nigger

South African Australians are the most powerful race on earth.

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>hello nigger

>>71693408
won't you have to pay import duties and shite? seems not worth the hassle

>>71693430
is this meant to be funny cos it doesn't really make sense

'ing lads

stinks awful in here lads

will need to investigate this putrid effervescence in due time

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>>71693503

>>71693503
was fine til you showed up

I'm having an exam tomorrow on the british parliament and executive
Wish me luck and cuck

extremely worried about my future. seriously considering suicide.

>>71693561
lol aren't we all? x

>Walk, jog, lock and scramble to train station trying to make it
>Arrive 20 minutes later, train doors closing as I walk in to the station
>Begins to rain

J U S T

Why couldn't it be delayed ffs

taking a dangerously high dose of phenibut

>>71693301
>>71693393
>>71693559
>>71693561
United States of Britmerica r u ok?

taking a dangerously high dose of penisinbut

>>71693639
fuck off

>>71693639
no send help

>>71693663
>>71693663
>>71693663
>>71693663

>>71691782
rutracker

>>71693561
Welcome to the life cycle.

poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la