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cara.

good thread

i drank some tea last week

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good thread but what's wrong with the aussie one, it's ok. x

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>>71687359
I want a cute english boy with a yorkshire accent to babble incoherently with.
Or one with a central London accent.

Business idea: Buy cheap cars, put them through the Tesco car wash then sell them for £50 more

>>71687409
>aussie
You see whats wrong now right?

you gays haven't gotten to me yet

>>71687434
*gays you*

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Good thread

>>71687451
WTf I love Russia now

Need some immigrants in this thread desu

>>71687564
I would become one if you'd let me in

>>71687580
We will let you into Gibraltar

>>71687602
Not good enough
I want to be a real briton

IT AINT ME

>>71687611
Shan't :^)

>>71687646
ree

>>71687418
i have the latter but are you qt :^)

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France BTFO

>>71687690
Heterosecuality is a jewish invention. Open your third eye.

thought the eye gimmick was done with

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>>71687727

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>>71687671
No, I am a big strong man from the South, with powerful hands to rub all over your body.

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>>71687759
>trafalgar? no probs lol

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What books you lot reading then?

imogen *poots*

why don't anorexics just eat more

just had a poo

>>71688648
the republic by plato. it's shit, not a single gunfight so far.

>>71689926
>replying to an hour old post

fucking kill yourself

President Toilet Bog Fart

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the ol' tim tam

>>71687427
no not really

>A young man has broken through the barriers and runs up to the tribunal. His skin is dark brown. Nigeria is his home. He is overjoyed to shake the hand of the leader of the state and party that has fought for the freedom of oppressed peoples ever since it existed.
ah yes

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Some lad asked for some Marion

>>71689945
Tims a massive cunt

Take the vinaypill

pizza's arrived lads

>>71689939
>replying to a 30 second old post

fucking kill yourself

>>71689969
twas me

merci beacoup

>>71689992
your pizza's what?

>>71690005
it's arrived lad

>>71690005
dunno

>>71690005
it's arrived

>>71690036
your pizza owns arrived? what?

Snowing in my town lads.

an ol 'cide

>>71690048
not funny

>>71690048
"it's" does not denote ownership you mong

filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 26 February 2017

>>71690100
yes it does

>>71690048
Rasheed

>>71690106
no

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>>71690106
mate for real

>>71690106
no, "its" is posessive and "it's" is "it is"

>>71690132
wrong

Blimey lads, really started to rain hard.
Did me a big frighten 2bh.

>>71690138
back to school la

leftism destroys everything it touches

Just nearly had some lass kick off at me in asda.
I walked past her and she turned to her boyfriend who was playing on his phone and said "if you had a beard like that we wouldn't be together".
I guess she didn't mean for me to hear it but I definitely did mean for her to hear me say "nah he'd have done better".
Got to the next aisle and could hear her going off on one

>>71690048
Your a fucking retard mate.

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another 4 hours in the call centre

this thread is still on page 9 for some reason even though it's active

beard wanker loves his beard

>>71690174
ah yes, this happened
you definitely didn't just think of it on your own in the car later

>>71690193
Good frame

why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

>>71690215
No ambition

what's all this yellowstone business? is it about to blow or is it just the meme of the day?

>>71690215
I don't, I own a call centre which employs runts for min wage so I can stay at home.

>>71690191
try doing 7 and a half hour shifts

>>71690253
that sounds easy

>>71690215
flexible shifts
pays better than other runtwork
doesn't require experience

try doing 7 and a half hour shits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE

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NEED to become a small cute trap before the chance passes me by

only ultra-runts become addicted to ciggies and caffeine

>>71690338
Would you rather I get addicted to heroin and anime?

the modern era is so boring
wish religion had crushed science

>>71690338
Bigot.

>>71690338
I'm not an addict, I can quit any time I want

>>71690366
well heroin is a bit more hardcore and much harder to quit when addicted. anime is for runts regardless.

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>only ultra-runts become addicted to ciggies and caffeine

So, why do you all use /int/ like a second /r9k/?

>>71690432
because you mum is a slag and your dad sells avon

hello? why is this thread autosaging at 90 posts?

someone fuck my arse quickly!!

>>71690426
>The people of Dentalign and DPD will pay for the wrongs they've done to me with their lifeblood

>>71690484
because it's a weeb bender thread

>>71690484
shit just realised

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BEFORE WE DIE

worked really hard on my appearance over the last couple of years and im also heading towards a pretty good and rewarding career. but im a bit introverted, shy and i dont talk a lot (because i dont feel the need to natter away nonstop) and girls really dont like that - even if you're tall and moderately attractive.

reckon i'll be alone forever lads.

non saging
>>71690587
>>71690587