You wake up in Turkey 11,500 years ago

Make kebab

>>71682876
according to wikipedia they moved to europe, taught them agriculture, and banged their women

so i'd do that

>>71683091
Which fairy tale is that from?

>>71683101
>Intermarriage with non-European populations began as early as the Agricultural Revolution. Researchers have found that a majority of British males have DNA that can be traced back to Middle Eastern male farmers (from around present-day Iraq and Syria) who around 10,000 years ago began migrating to Britain, introducing agriculture to the island, and settling down with local British females

my bad, it was syria not turkey.

>>71682876


>Wake up in my comfymud-brick house
>go out to salute my white-skinned neighbours
>speak glorious aryan language
>wipe basques out of europe
>go ape shit and rape non-indoeuropean women from neighbouring tribes
>''what's the worst thing that could ever happen''
>hunt mamuts and wipe neanderthals from this land
>go to sleep with my ginger wife and thank Dyaus for having been born an indoeuropean

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>tfw can't speak Lydian.

[o]raλ islλ bakillλ est mrud eśśk [wãnaś]
laqrisak qelak kudkit ist esλ wãn[aλ]
bλtarwod akad manelid kumlilid silukalid akit n[ãqis]
esλ mruλ buk esλ wãnaλ buk esνaν
laqirisaν bukit kud ist esλ wãnaλ bλtarwo[d]
aktin nãqis qelλk fẽnsλifid fakmλ artimuś
ibśimsis artimuk kulumsis aaraλ biraλk
kλidaλ kofuλk qiraλ qelλk bilλ wcbaqẽnt

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>>71682876
Start an agricultural and engineering revolution.

>>71683091
Too bad they also got massacred by Aryan superhumans