/brit/

1st for Arselel sucks

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>>71681277

no racists please

never worn/touched/bought a condom

don't intend to

Are Doc Martens in general and Doc Martens oxfords cool?

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here's how bernie can still win

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>be American
>get YELLOW STONED
AMERICANS ARE IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL, NOWS THE TIME LADS

A
FUCKING
PARK

>work in 9 hours

ahahahhaha

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>never worn/touched/bought a condom
>don't intend to

quick post the most racist thing you got

>8 hour work limit

Why are europoors so lazy?

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>>71681348

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turning off /brit/ for tonight
too low quality and no one wanted to have serious discussions

anyone remember the cuckio meme

why are whitebois always so scared that a big black man is going to take their woman lmao

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>>71681313
>canadian politicians

absolutely mind boggling to see how shit /brit/ gets when the yanks and leafs run it during the night

posting when all the lads are here quickly makes you forget how fucking awful yank and leaf posts are, every single one of them

'kinell

>>71681404
it's not really fear. more sadness

there's nothing more cringeworthy than a fat white woman with a non-white partner

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what kind of feet you have lads?

i'm greek masterrace, me

absolutely mind boggling to see people get legitimately worked up over people posting things they don't like on 4chan

>>71681454
i am greek

>>71681439
what happens when your girl is looking at my fat black cock through my pants in public fantasizing about how she'd like that big dick in her

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Harald "Hardrada" ("hard ruler") was King of Norway from 1046 to 1066.

Harald is also commonly held to have been the last great Viking king, or even the last great Viking.

When he was fifteen years old, in 1030, Harald fought in the Battle of Stiklestad. . A year after the Battle of Stiklestad, Harald arrived in Russia. Badly in need of military leaders, Yaroslav the Wise recognised a military potential in Harald and made him a captain of his forces.

After a few years in Kievan Rus', Harald moved south into the capital of the Byzantine Empire, where he joined the Varangian Guard. Harald sought to keep his royal identity a secret. Harald was found fighting on "nearly every frontier" of the empire.

By 1035, he had pushed the Arabs out of Asia Minor, and took part in campaigns that went as far east as the Euphrates. He participated in the capture of eighty Arab strongholds. Thereafter, Harald is reported in the sagas to have gone to Jerusalem and fought in battles in the area.

Seeking to regain for himself the kingdom lost by his half-brother Olaf Haraldsson,[45] Harald began his journey westwards in early 1045.

Probably seeking to restore Cnut's "North Sea Empire", Harald also claimed the Danish and English thrones. News of the invasion soon reached the earls Morcar of Northumbria and Edwin of Mercia.

Harald was struck in the throat by an arrow and killed early in the battle in a state of berserkergang, having worn no body armour and fought aggressively with both hands around his sword.

>>71681454
roman

>>71681420
are you serious? look how fucking terrible the british and aussie posts are at this moment

>>71681454
ROMANVS SVM

>>71681503
how is trump racist?
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME

>>71681493
balls of steel

>>71681348
https://youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE

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>to smart to be a protestant

>>71681481
take her

race mixing will remove fake-white genes

>>71681547
funny way of spelling dumb

>>71681404
women aren't a commodity

>>71681578
yes they are

>>71681545
thailad do you like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ

al-qaeda have officially won an academy award

fucking howling

what the fuck is this timeline

>>71681617
proofs

>>71681609
yes

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>>71681348

>>71681633
watch the oscars

white helmets doc got an academy award

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>>71681617
and?
Al-Qaeda are artists par excellence

can't stand watching people arguing, it makes me cringe

probably ptsd from how my parents used to fight

>>71681644
kek why the fuck is hitler brown

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10/13

lost one on the cinematography but we're back on track

>>71681658
it's hilarious though how oblivious all these stupid normies and celebrity retards are

al-qaeda must be literally pissing themselves now kek

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>>71681657
fucking hell

watched a documentary last night about some people trying to prove that a priest used to be a nazi and literally every single person involved in the investigation had a jewish surname

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fucking LOVE seeing the USA's policy in Syria crashing and burning, just like it was in Iraq before the use of the sahwat.

Pouring so much into funding terrorists, and Bashar still comes out on top.

don't get the hate for Al-Qaeda
they utterly embarrass and kill loads of yanks all in the peak of aesthetic style.

>>71681725
honestly I see them fucking everywhere these days

I've gotten good at picking them out in the media

the surnames help too

>>71681710
remember seeing a similar doc about some literally who Nazi in his 80s who was a grandfather being hunted down by a ton of 20-30 something Jews when he was just this sad old man wanting to be left alone.
one of my first "ah yes" moments.

>>71681725
did you know that guy from american pie always gets cast as a jew but isn't actually a jew?

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>>71681710
Amazing

19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to absolutely obliterate her pussy?

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The Norwegian Crusade was a crusade that lasted from 1107 to 1110. The crusaders did not lose a single battle.

King Sigurd and his men sailed from Norway in the autumn of 1107 with sixty ships.

During the journey, the Norwegians encountered a great Moorish pirate fleet of galleys which were seeking peaceful trading ships to rob. However, Sigurd set his course straight for the pirates and stormed their ships. After a short time all the pirates had been either slain or escaped, and Sigurd acquired eight ships from them.

After this they came to a castle in Muslim Al-Andalus called Sintra present day Sintra, Portugal). They took the castle, and killed every man there, as they had refused to become Christians.

Their fourth battle was won in the town of Alkasse (possibly a reference to Al Qaşr),[3] where they killed such a large number of people, the town was said to have been left empty. Here, they looted many treasures.

In the spring of 1109, they arrived at Sicily (Sikileyjar), where they were welcomed by the ruling Count Roger II, who was only 12–13 years old at the time.

Upon arriving in the Holy Land he was greeted by Baldwin I, King of Jerusalem. He received a warm welcome, and spent much time with the king. The two kings rode to the river Jordan River where Sigurd might have even been baptized.

The Norwegians were given many treasures and relics, including a splinter off the True Cross that Jesus had allegedly been crucified on.

When they finally sailed into Constantinople, the sails of Sigurd's ships were so close that they seemed to form only one enormous sail. All the people of Constantinople came out to see Sigurd sailing into the city, and Emperor Alexios I opened the city port.

When Sigurd was preparing to go back to Norway, he gave all his ships and loot to Alexios I. In turn Sigurd received many horses, which he would use to travel home over land, in a trip that supposedly would take around three years,

>>71681729
yanks hate them

>>71681771
jason biggs? yeah that surprised me too

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>>71681771
>>71681796
I wouldn't be so sure

10/14 lost another one

the academy really fell for the la la land meme
>>71681675
>>71681675

fucking Manny by the Sea lads

>>71681804
which celebrities do you think do this?

>>71681804
idk they usually admit it

>>71681804
>borat

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>ywn hang out with your gay brazilian mates and have sex with one of them on a regular basis

thailad you here

>>71681880
hi

19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to absolutely obliterate her pussy?

used toi make jew jokes as a joke
now I think Ive become genuinely anti-semetic

don't really see myself as particularly racist beyond that, I've seen first hand how other cultures can get along, but Jews are always looking to disrupt things even on small scale with friend groups.

I have a "mate" who is Jewish (friend of a friend type thing) and have loads of stories of how he tries to manipulate the group.

>>71681880
yeh

>>71681863
2 5 1 6 3 4

me face when no have gf

ya got no face ya twat

>>71681888
I have a friend who isn't Jewish who does stuff like that

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>>71681890

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

its tune o. clock

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Eric Bloodaxe was a 10th-century King of Northumbria.

Of his adolescent years, a remarkable picture is painted in Heimskringla, which recounts that Eric, aged twelve and seemingly possessed of prodigious valour and strength, embarked on a career of international piracy.

The Norse sagas differ in the way they treat the manner and route by which first Eric came to Britain after he was forced out of Norway.

The Northumbria on which he set foot was one which had been bitterly fought over between the West-Saxon kings and the Hiberno-Norse line of descendants from Ímair, kings of Dublin.

In 927, having ejected Gofraid ua Ímair from York, King Æthelstan brought Northumbria under English control.

The Northumbrians soon violated their pledges and oaths (947)[65] and records a definite outcome of their disloyalty in 948, by which time "they had taken Eirik [Yryc] for their king".

The Annals of Ulster for the same year report a victory of the 'foreigners', i.e. the Northmen or the Norse-Gaels, over "the men of Scotland and the Welsh [Bretnu, i.e. Britons of Strathclyde] and the Saxons."

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need a st vincent gf

12/17

really glad manchester by the sea got the o screenplay. it was great

>>71681675
>>71681675
may have lost count somewhere but i think this is the correct figure

>>71681936
let you know I was there but you aint letting me in

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>>71681936

genetically superior Hiberno-Norse surges through my veins

>>71681945
Who?

>>71681936
well let me in then you twat

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>the organization that committed this attack has an academy award

on the one hand it's hilarious, on the other hand it makes you realize how the average normie doesn't know a single thing about the conflict in syria and the fact that the media blatantly lies to them on a daily basis

>>71681975
cara's gf

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>Movies proddies can't understand
I'll start

>>71681990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPYKJAnwUo

(I may have been making a joke of sorts)

>>71681999
that album was shit desu

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>>71681984
9/11 was the peak of post-modern art and will never be rivalled

https://youtu.be/rNdg_HbXiTw#t=177

13/18

theres my first dollar$$ win, just made a slick 150

>>71681675
>71681675
>>71681675
>>71681675

>>71682010
yes but I like that tune

>>71682035
well you're wrong then

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>books papists don't understand

I'll start

>>71681293
is it true that they eat guinea pigs in peru?

what's the maximum age difference between two (legal) sexual partners before it's seen as weird?

>>71682088
half the older one's age plus 7 years i believe is the rule

>>71682103
19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to absolutely obliterate her pussy?

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A druid was a member of the high-ranking professional class in ancient Celtic cultures. The earliest known references to the druids date to 400 BC.

Following the Roman invasion of Gaul, the druid orders were suppressed by the Roman government.

In his description, Julius Caesar claimed that they were one of the most important members of British and Irish society.

Druidic lore consisted of a large number of verses learned by heart, and Caesar remarked that it could take up to twenty years to complete the course of study.


The earliest extant text that describes the druids in detail is Julius Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gallico:

"Some say that the study of philosophy originated with the barbarians...among the Celts and Gauls men who were called druids."

They were also concerned with "the stars and their movements, the size of the cosmos and the earth, the world of nature, and the powers of deities",

A form of sacrifice recorded by Caesar was the burning alive of victims in a large wooden effigy, now often known as a wicker man.

In AD 60 the Roman general Gaius Suetonius Paulinus, determined to break the power of the druids, attacked the island of Anglesey, Wales, destroying the shrine and sacred groves.

>>71682117
are you retarded?

>>71682134
are you re-
*sees aussie flag*
ah yes, of course

14/19

can emma and moonlight do it????

>>71681675
>>71681675
>>71681675

going to bed now, will leave this tab open.

hope i have some (you)'s to wake up to!

im a girl btw :)

the gf tells me when I can cum, if at all

>>71682118
Druids were the equivalent to the Brahmans in Hindu society
when you realise how close indo-european cultures were, the social structures start to "coalesce" and make a bit more sense.

need advice on summoning a succubi
and that's with a capital S U C C

>>71682139
white australians have the highest average iq in the world, nigel

going to bed

night lads

>>71682210
>white australians have the highest average iq in the world, nigel
>*uses that superior intellect to get drunk on goonbags and operate a truck on a WA mining site*

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Doggerland was an area now beneath the southern North Sea that connected Great Britain to continental Europe during and after the last Ice Age.

It was flooded by rising sea levels around 6,500–6,200 BCE.

During the most recent glaciation of the Last Glacial Maximum, which ended around 18,000 years ago, the North Sea and much of the British Isles were covered with glacial ice.

As ice melted at the end of the last glacial period of the current ice age, sea levels rose and Doggerland eventually became submerged.

A skull fragment of a Neanderthal, dated at over 40,000 years old, was recovered from material dredged from the Middeldiep, some 16 kilometres (10 mi) off the coast of Zeeland.

Vessels have dragged up remains of mammoth, lion and other animals, as well as a few prehistoric tools and weapons.

>>71682157
OMG IT'S A GIRL LEAVE THE TAB OPEN LADS HOLY HIT

>>71682232
yeah well intelligence comes with a lot of pain

>>71682253
19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to absolutely obliterate her pussy?

it is your duty to report reddit
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71682243
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71682243
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71682243

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>>71682253
White Aussies are even more fucked up than white Americans 2bh

>>71682274
>obliterate her pussy
no i believe that qualifies as grievous bodily harm

all the good posters have left /brit/

now its just me and you bunch of spackers

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>>71682303

>>71682303
Shut the fuck up Nige, it's real Anglo hours now

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>>71682318

>>71682320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjgiXf2rpY

>>71682331
GOOD post

>that feel when when fresh bedding

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>>71682331

ever see what a 44 magnum would do to a woman's pussy?

>>71682341
haven't known that feel for several months if i'm being honest

>>71682366
anon thats gross!

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>tfw too intelligent to get anything better than a minimum wage job at dominos

>>71682357
that is my wife, but that is not my apartment

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

>>71682357
no but I've seen that daisy's destruction video
unironically life changing

15/21 final count

academy really sucked the life out of the la la land cock didnt they

300 on moonlight to win (-)
150 on chazelle to win (+)
$150 in the red it seems

>>71681675
>>71681675
>>71681675

I'm a sandwich artizané

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>>71682372
well it's not like anyone else will ever know hahaha

>>71682395
nice going you thick twat hahahhahah

Gonna give The Night Watchman a go lads

>>71682175

Yeah, the earliest Hindus were white Indo-Europeans. One of the requirements for achieving enlightenment is having blue eyes.


>Bodhidharma was a Buddhist monk who lived during the 5th or 6th century. He is traditionally credited as the transmitter of Chan Buddhism to China, and regarded as its first Chinese patriarch.

>According to the principal Chinese sources, Bodhidharma came from the Western Regions.

>Bodhidharma is depicted as an ill-tempered, profusely-bearded, wide-eyed non-Chinese person. He is referred as "The Blue-Eyed Barbarian".

>>71682395
fucking mong. you deserved that for spamming the thread with your little updates

>>71682395
So Moonlight won BP or what?

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>>71682423
Buddhism is the natural evolution of indo-european faith.

>>71682454
shitskin ideology
invented by a pooboy who wiped his arse with his hand after a shit

19 year old 2nd year uni student talking to an 18 year old year 13 (upper sixth)
is it acceptable to absolutely obliterate her pussy?

>>71682450
no

come on union score a goal it really is quite simple
put the ball into the net and we'll go doopin' mental

>>71682487
yes and no

>>71682489
there was a mix up

>>71682376
Oi, give us a slice ya cunt. Don't be a dog.

>>71682489
Dumbass

acceptable to absolutely obliterate pussy?

weird looking flag

acceptable in the age sense
unacceptable in the normie sense

as in

font

>>71682509
remember when you posted your arse for us

>windows 10 keeps giving me notifications about how it made an album for me of all the pictures i saved on certain days

how do i tell it to stop it?

>>71682504
go on

>>71682507
>>71682507
>>71682515
>>71682515
sorry i wasnt watching the television at all just looking at the live count on imdb

looks like i've made $450

16/21 final count

>>71681675
>>71681675

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>>71682473
>not realising the pure logic of not pooing in the loo

it was fine until "reform" fucked the caste system meaning people who formerly picked up the poo no longer did so.
>ywn go to the poor part of town and take a big shit in their streets then force them to clean it up.

>>71682543
print "stop notifications"

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>tfw brown eyes

>>71682543
install gentoo

>>71682535
How could I forget? <3

>>71682556
well done lad
*pats your bum*

>>71682543
printf("stop please");

>>71682535
what did it look like?

>>71682567
blue eyes here

>>71682567
women find dark eyes more attractive. Sucks for for you if youre a fucking woman though lmao

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/pol/ is taking my yellowstone meme thread seriously

>>71682604
not concerned about that, women aren't an issue for me.

I come to ask for that image of Sweden about Klara and Sven having Simon a Kenyan immigrant father their son.

>>71682594
Soft and hairy.

>>71682648
search "sweden interracial" on google and it's one of the first images that comes up

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>>71682646
then what the fuck else do you care about the colour of your eyes for

>>71682567
>>71682604
>>71682646
>>71682669

why are you talking to yourself?

>>71682594
found it

>>71682669
because they are uncommon

>>71682684
>the yank doesn't know about good old canadian eye colour conversations

cultureless!

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>>71682594
>>71682690
of course I forgot to attach the image so I have to go find it again

bit cold out

>>71682692
not really

my entire extended family on both sides has blue eyes so does my gf and my brother's gf

>>71682663
>sweden interracial
no results

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing

business idea: dress like jerry seinfeld from the hit 90s sitcom "seinfeld"

>>71682781
try "sweden cuckold" and "sweden interracial marriage" and that kind of stuff it you'll find it quickly

>>71682850
getting a bit horny

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found it thanks mate

>>71682878
lol my dad was like

what the fuck is wrong with those people, I don't know what's going to happen with this world but something's gotta happen

>>71682878
just did a wank to this image

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can someone please explain the yellowstone meme

>>71682878
tell me this isnt real

>>71682956
It's a national park

>>71682690
>>71682710
HAHAHAHAHAHA! What and achievement to have my ass on some random yanks PC!

jews did yellowstone

>>71682959
it isn't
this pic has been going around for like years now

my yellowstone thread on /pol/ has 175 responses lads

>Khaidu (c. 1040-1100) was a Mongol ruler from the Borjigin clan. Khaidu's great-grandson was Khabul Khan (c. 1100-1148). Khabul Khan's great-grandson was Genghis Khan (1162-1227).

Hmm...?

>At this time the Liao Dynasty (907-1125) of the Mongolic Khitan had control over Mongolia


Interesting....

>Japanese people scholar Otagi Matsuo considers Khitan's original name is "Xidan", which means "the people who are similar to the Xi people"

Keep going....

>The Kumo Xi were descendants of the Wuhuan.

Okay.....

>They were descended from the Donghu

I see...

>Donghu was a confederation of Eurasian nomads. They lived in northern Hebei, southeastern Inner Mongolia.

So what are you saying?

> Most frequently, it was used to denote people, usually of Caucasoid or partial Caucasoid appearance

Really makes me think

>>71682940
nope avoiding wanks actually and that stuff doesn't turn me on
>>71682959
nope but I used it like a jew to lie make my dad hate sweden. it isn't that far from reality though

>showing your dad /pol/ memes

the fuck

thinking about moving to aus if my grad school apps don't come through

business idea: underage Jodie Foster gf

was just trying to get a point across that those countries aren't perfect models to be followed

>>71683000
I didn't ask you dopey fucking twat

>>71683029
t. Sirhan Sirhan

>>71683046
take it easy

want to get naked with a girl and have her touch my penis lads

watching webms of liberals getting BTFO

so damn satisfying seeing those smug cunts get dropped

>>71683089

bit gay that

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work in 6 hours sharp

do you ever wonder why shoes have these specific foot patterns now but they never used to?

I think its a government ploy to make criminals easier to detect by their shoes.

>MUH LIBRULS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2T_f_wBYc

yall seen this shooting stars meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ukVOkRAiGA

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>>71683132

>>71683136
it's for grip

>>71683175
always found it bullshit how moe has a pump-action double barreled shotgun

>>71683187
that's what (((They))) say

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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ah yes r/unitedkingdom

I just want to tell him to fuck off, but I won't because it's reddit and people get autistic if you say something out of line

Real Yank hours (fuck off Yanks)

>/brit/
>barely any British flags in the general
Might as well call this place /paki/

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>indeed my kind gentlesir i do indeed browse reddit and then post about it on the ol' chon

the best gimmicks are those posted inly once or twice a day

the best gimmicks are those posted inly once or twice a day

>>71683282
it is statistically a lot more likely a paki is posting under a british flag you melon

4chan is banned in pakistan so i'll probably never get a chance to post all pakistanis should be killed

>>71683302
at 6 in the morning?
not likely

the best gimmicks are those posted inly once or twice a day

>>71683311
This is not true Bruce

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Girls aren't responding to my tinder messages

>>71683311
seen pakistan at least 10 separate times
newcunt

>>71683340
screenshots

>>71683290
>>71683297
>>71683323
3 times today? Well i must say this gimmick is utter wank

>>71683335
well i tried posting under a pakistani proxy once and when i tried to go on 4chan it told me that it was banned by the paki government

>>71683354
All Australians should be killed

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trudeau has a glass jaw

>>71683344
i've been on /int/ since 2012 and havent seen it in years

>>71683340
Proofs

>>71683297
>>71683323
>>71683353
samefag

>>71683340
try harder, they'll respond

>>71683366
hello newcunt
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/country/pk/

>>71683381
All me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk

Based Yanks

>>71683394
OBVIOUSLY any time you see the flag they're using sneaky paki tricks to get around the ban

anyway my point is that we're unlikely to see the flag in /brit/ anytime soon

>>71683412
literally posts in /brit/ at least once a day

>>71683352
Of what, my messages?

>Lists foreign uni
>Ask if she's on exchange

>Mentions she writes
>Writing anything?

>Mentions she's difficult
>Be cheeky and ask her what makes her so

Etc

>>71683412
if it wasn't 1:30am and I had access to a computer I would prove you wrong

start with a greeting or a witty line you autist, not some boring question

might actually do a 'cide so I don't have to go into work. i don't even care what happens after you die, there is no way it is worse than work

Fell asleep around 8:30 after a wank and now I'm wide awake

thinking of making some hot chocolate at this hour

>>71683443
>A greeting

You're the boring guy who says "hi" who I hear complaints about

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sometimes wish i could be a dumb normie so i could be happy and enjoy socialising

>>71683461
You can't hear anything if they don't reply to you

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>>71683364

>>71683449
You don't have the balls to kill yourself because you're a pathetic loser who can't accomplish anything (which is why you're only posting about suicide rather than actually doing it).

>>71683483
100% correct. please come kill me

i'm getting bored of just about everything literally nothing interests me anymore not even wanking

>>71683425
boring cunt
girls don't want to talk about themselves (unless its their feelings)

reckon most /int/ellectuals are going to grow up into normal blokes with a house in the 'burbs, a ford focus, and 6/10 average wife

>>71683425
Maybe you're just ugly

>>71683515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>>71683515
not me
too enlightened for the wonderbread life

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Feels pretty fuckin good 2bh

>>71683515
I can't see myself making friends in the future, let alone getting married.

>>71683515
highly doubtful

i'm too old i wasted too many years doing nothing (still am)

people don't realize it but a house a car and a wife all begins when you go off to uni and it's the culmination of those years of work that puts you in a position to have all that

suck my little yankee doodle cock please

>>71683592
stop reddit spacing

Why is this thread full of Americans

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well I'm not the most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola

>>71683539
>Matching someone you find ugly

???

>>71683573
after uni it's common for people to be friendless at least here anyway where a job offer may take you hundreds of miles from the nearest person you know

finally time for /bri--
>/yank/
*closes tab*

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>work in 2 hours
>got no sleep tonight

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>to smart for a gf
>still cursed with the desire for one.

>>71683630
>h-ha see guys! I can make fun of yanks too! am I fitting in yet? haha please like me...

still here btw
>>71683652
nah you really are insufferable :)
>>71683623
nice post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdbEMfsD8NU

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>work finished an hour ago

reckon some folks are cheating in my online class

professor sent out an email warning of the consequences

>>71683665
Why can't you just be white ugh

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>went to work today
>turns out I wasn't even scheduled
>went home

>>71683665
don't care, fuck off if you don't like it spic, this is 4chan not spicchan

Real wagecuck hours who up?

>>71683684
monday and tuesday off too

Just warned my class to stop cheating

Naturally the yank was clueless, dumb shit is gonna fail anyway

>>71683688
*stays out of spite*

>>71683626
The thing is that most normal people can socialise with people and make new friends (either at work, at the gym or whatever hobby they have). I haven't been able to make any friends at university, so I highly doubt that I'd be able to make any other friends.

>>71683667
>>71683684

good job at work anon. now put your legs up and have a beer

>>71683684
>casual work
Total faggot

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*visits Hispachan /chicas sexy/*

Smokers and alcoholics should be left to die in the streets

No sympathy

teacher told us to stop cheating. did it anyway just to wind the twat up. fuming he is

>>71683701
what do you teach about

>>71683709
done and done m8
but its cheap cider not beer

>>71683719
>Hispachan
Why does that exist

>>71683704
young people sure but adults don't go around making friends at work or at the gym
at best they'll have people they talk to while there but more than that is just awkward past a certain age like wtf do you even say to people?
"want to hangout sometime?" no that sounds dumb if you're an adult

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>>71683699
livin la vida loca
>She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain.

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who /literally the embodiment of the smart but lazy meme/ here

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>>71683769
to smart to be lazy

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>>71683769

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>>71683769
>tfw dumb but hard working

masturbating

How do we solve the JQ, /brit/?

>tfw dumb but lazy

manager at jjb sports

>>71683801
anglo nationalism

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work this morning lads

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>the chad who cucked me over my highschool oneitis is now going bald

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NEETlife is beating me down lads

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>>71683737
http://pastebin.com/VP9yYfMG

how did pepe come to be called pepe?

as i recall we just called him sad frog until like 2014

>>71683737
i'd love a hispanic chan site but that one's shitty, inactive and full of kids

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on the hunt for a gf lads

wish me luck x

>>71683887
new one lads
>>71683887
new one lads

>>71683882
Anya Olsen is great

>>71683870
it's the name of the character it's based on

>>71683870
His name in the comic is Pepe