Cosy edition
>>71676901
jannie
WILLIES
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
>>71676869
why would only a phone a whore be able to afford pots and pans?
>>71676901
how can we ever get cosy when the yanks won't leave us alone
I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?
>>71676933
pls don't...
>>71676907
What did he mean by this?
>>71676933
don't even care 2bh
im sure i'll find better, eventually.
>>71676949
cook it on the radiator
>>71676933
>girl
FOB (fuck off breeder)
would be nuts tolike
have a qt gf who likes to cook and bake for you and stuff, like she'll randomly make you a bunch of food for seemingly no reason
i hate cooking and like
it would be cool to have a slave who is hotter than my mom to cook for me is all im saying
>>71676907
i'm a commie and don't like gays
cara is beautiful
post redpills
i'll start. steve irwin was assasinated because he was going to go public about building 7.
remember the best taste in women
babestation
>>71676984
>>71676995
this
>>71676984
I've been doing a depression today. everything is wrong.
What's your favourite rebel song lads?
alri lads
the waifus
Going to bed
Maybe I won't wake up haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJhJEewCgM
Natalie Dormer in Mass Effect :3
It's nice that following the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, our economy was finally beginning to recover and there was a degree of confidence coming back.
Then of course people decided we had to torpedo that confidence and create years of uncertainty, because 67 year old Clyde from Lancaster, saw some foreign lad look at him funny.
>i'm a commie and don't like gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEVnDI672I
>>71676993
(((stingrays)))
>>71677018
croppy boy
*destroys the labour party*
I'm helping the working class
>>71677015
:)
>>71676984
my beautiful gf desu
gonna have a cheeky smoke in the garden lads
>>71677050
t. butthurt bourgeois bender
>>71677117
i'll join you m8
>>71677127
saved this the other day
>>71677103
um she's my gf
>>71677117
why don't girls like shy men?
Business idea: smuggle memes out of Ireland Simpsons Fans and resell them on /brit/ at inflated prices
>>71677044
brexit talk tires me a lot these days. I really don't care what happens anymore. My life is shit either way.
>>71676901
waddup
>>71677142
My life has officially moved on from the "pre-haircut" arc and into the "Golden Age" arc
>>71677165
(go Gauchos)
>>71677035
let me guess
>I've always been a huge fan of the series
>>71677156
not all women don't but shy men generally are boring, have no interesting hobbies other than 'reading' and 'playing video games', can't hold a conversation and don't ask them out
>>71677176
>>71677213
"Reading" probably means reading trash in this case because girls love book talk
>>71676933
Not oblivious. Just overthought it and didn't like the idea of people watching.
redpill me on scotland
>>71677213
So? Why do I need hobbies?
>mfw women think facebook is a hobby
>>71677253
Scotland and Scots pretty much created the modern world. I am a Scot.
>>71677253
it's a shithole fullof scotch people
>>71677263
You don't. I have a gf and don't have a single hobby, can't hold a conversation with others, am shy. The list goes on
>>71677253
Appalachia?
>>71677156
Ummm sweetie, had a thiccc gf in year 10, even though i am gay and shy. what's your excuse?
Is brexit even going to happen anyway? It has been months without news now.
>>71677138
*lights up your ciggie*
*looks at you a bit longingly*
>months without news
utterly clueless
>>71677290
>>71677299
IT'S NOT FAIR
i want to join a hitleric cult
do you eat the puss?
you will never have this moment
you will die alone
>>71677299
but did you have interesting hobbies other than 'reading' and 'video games'?
>>71677299
doesn't count
up until like a year and a half ago thicc just meant fat and everyone hated them
>>71677278
women exist solely to attract the attention of men
played a great board game today lads
Anyone watching Oscars
>>71677338
have a wife and several kids
back to wizardchan
>>71677323
*kisses you*
Why even be shy anyway, what do you get out of it?
>>71677362
Shut up nerd
>>71677386
The satisfaction of never having tried
might do myself. had enough.
>>71677263
You don't but do not except anyone to ever listen to you or care what you think
i don't even know what to say to people
i haven't initiated a conversation in 4 years
>>71677386
People think too much about how others perceive them
still think about this qt paki girl who smiled at me on the street
>>71677423
alri
>>71677383
Wew.
Wish I were at the beach lads
>>71677386
People leave you alone
>>71677494
Why don't you go marry the beach then ya fuckin' dink
My parents are English and I have an awkward Essex-Dublin accent.
Can I just learn RP for when I move to the UK or would that be considered pretentious?
I meann, is RP the "I went to Oxbridge, you redbrick scum" accent or is it more neutral than that?
Literally, I am asking: Would I be seen as falsely implying that I went to Oxford or Cambridge if I spoke in RP?
Posted before but I'm interested in getting different perspectives on this
>>71677386
>haha dude why don't you just hide your entire natural self and put on a false personality to make normalfags happy?
get the fuck out
>>71677531
Jesus Christ bud simmer down
>>71677423
i spoke to a girl who i wasn't related to and who wasn't a service worker on the job for the first time in a long time yesterday
>>71677545
It'll be weird when you don't quite pull it off and people find out you're the guy that puts on accents
our brave lads showing the yanks how its doen properly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4261254/New-footage-shows-dramatic-moment-axeman-Tasered.html
>>71677561
Been waiting for this reply lad, what took you so long?
>>71677545
rp isn't the same as upper class or toff accents. It's literally just the default accent taught in places like the bbc
Despise normies
I view them as I view chimps at the zoo
>>71677561
but that's just it isn't it. you are shy because you are hiding your natural self.
you are afraid of what normies think of you.
Stop watching porn
>>71677465
sounds nice
I would like to date one but they scare me
>>71677637
IKTF
Watched the odd John Green history video, he seems to be incredibly anti European but tries to frame himself as being neutral.
betrayal at the house on the hill is a great game to play with friends
>""racist"" remarks irish people made towards some wog who lived here all her life
she can't handle the banter
>>71677589
I'm semi-autistic, so when I decide to do something, I'm extremely thorough. I'm learning the IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet) in preparation. I recently discovered there is a difference between vowels in the words put and cut. I've been doing both like the a at the end of comma (schwa.)
I'd do a vocaroo but I have no microphone (posting from an ancient desktop.)
>>71677603
fuck off
>>71677637
>you are afraid of what normies think of you.
yes, because most are judgemental horrible cunts
wonder if the 7s will be a good get or a good get
>>71677030
a1 a2 a3 a4 a5
b1 b2 b3
c1 c2 c3 c4
d2 d3 d4 d5
e5
I do okay I suppose
>>71677736
I'd bet that you're considerably more judgemental than the average person, your type always are.
>>71677696
indeed. shlomo solomon shekelstein is pushing hard
anime
>>71677755
not into piss or anything like that AT ALL but her nonchalance about it is kinda hot
>>71677737
eres only wun way'find out
*phones up the janny*
fucked a bloke from behind last night
starting to think im definitely not straight because hearing his moans on my cock was pretty hto
>>71677772
maybe, don't really care though
>>71677813
Chestlet
>>71677706
DUDE THE RENNAISANCE DIDNT HAPPEN LMAO
DUDE MONGOLS LMAO
DUDE ALEXANDER ''THE GREAT'' IS MISOGYNIST LMAO
>>71677844
Obviously you do, or you wouldn't be shy.
>>71677774
>100% on rotten tomatoes
screaming
>>71677878
wish i wasn't fat
>>71677755
that's a waste of a good couch
I like this Argentinian lads
>>71677755
Animals don't poo/pee "anywhere" they want
They usually do it in a specific place or else somewhere away from where they usually are
Never in their nest at least
homosexuality is pushed by the jews to destroy white people
>>71677944
>>71677914
id fuck your little arseholes
>>71677968
there's more gay black people
>>71677934
It's a leather sofa m8, that'll wash right off.
Did you like my varg picture
>>71677755
name of the girl?
>>71677998
No.
Holy jumpins that wind's fierce out there tonight
*fibs*
>>71677855
That pic does always make me laugh. If a woman could have her nice hot young body back she'd drop whatever beta she's settled for in an instant.
>>71677992
Hardly a contradiction
>>71677999
claire olsen
>>71677866
what's your point?
>oscars 2017
all the awards will go to Get Out kek
>>71678028
>>71678147
seriously stop posting here.
abhorrent reddit tier posts constantly
Dev Patel is pretty handsome desu
>>71678179
shouldn't you be working?
I unironically memorised the traditional and modern English counties, back in 2015.
I still remember them all.
>>71678147
literal definition of a good goy
>>71678189
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>71678196
never post again in your entire life
everyone in /brit/ hates you
>>71678147
I see he embraces the succ
Looking through my old screenshots and doing a howl
Good times
>>71678110
You know what you are is my point.
Regional variations on the spoken 'Bud Bud Ding Ding' is this song; "Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets please, One to Bradford one to Leeds, One to Heckmondwyke if you please, Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets Please." Can also be substituted with Birmingham, Leicester and maybe Wolverhampton. If you must.
really makes you think
might do a wank if it's alri with you lads
feel free to join in
>>71678220
alri hayley
>>71678147
I wonder how he'll feel when he's old and crippled from over work and lack of medical care.
>>71678232
do it in my slutty little faggot mouth
>>71678271
women cant rape men
Last 5 tinder matches haven't responded
Bit rude
"Top Definition
bud bud bing bing £2.99
An indian salesman, most of them habituate in the north of England predominantly on the corners of streets in paper shops and are called Ally.
Ally baba and the 40 theives. they comunicate in bud bud bing bing £2.99."
who the fuck writes this shit?
>>71678147
Soldiers are the janitors of politics
>>71678303
urban dictionary is 2007-core
>>71678309
Really, really, really made me think.
worst night of propranolol nightmares so far
my duvet just came lose at the end my life is over
>>71678303
It's code. Not a cypher or anything decodable, they just agree that bluh bluh duh or whatever means "be at the place at the usual time" or something like that.
headed down t' paki shop for a cornetto, anyone want owt?
CLASSIC
Does anyone have the full compilation, can't be arsed to post them individually
Its true
>>71678266
>>71678266
>>71678266
>>71678266
>>71678266
>>71678266
I think I know this gay lad from another website desu.
>>71678280
NEET or sheltered uni student who never worked a day in his life detected
>>71678367
women aren't a commodity you shitlord
>>71678372
cum in my warm little ass daddy
>>71678355
>had a revolution
remember howling at this back when
>>71678367
>breed out the ones colonizing mars
>don't end up colonizing mars because theres no-one brainy enough left to do it
>>71678367
have you ever met a dutch woman? they're odd
>>71678393
Who, me?
>>71678395
fuck off
>>71678322
They do dirty and unrewarding work, but their dicks get so hard at the chance to get shot at that they think they have job worthy of respect. They are lower working class thugs that have been through a training program.
The idea that their gormless choice of career gives them intellectual credibility is just beyond belief.
"I'm a plumber, I deal with fearsome shit and terrifying viruses, here are my political opinions!"
Will Islam conquer the world?
>>71678395
No, not that sort of website.
I'm trying to remember the fucker's name now. Mind you I don't really want him knowing who I am desu.
>>71678425
Cuck
masshole
1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.
2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.
2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
>>71678445
hopefully
>>71678445
yes if whites keep being cucks
the alt-right is our only chance of stopping it
hmmm interesting
>>71678483
lol it fucking works
" fuckface von clownstick
Donald Trump's birth-name.
"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."
really activates the almonds
>>71678481
what if whites all adopt islam?
>>71678422
But Anglo's are the real brains behind it, what are you on about sissy Dutch """boi"""
>>71678423
They're odd because you cant provide them Anglo seed, you potato nigger
>>71678526
>Nigger
grow up
>>71678454
Do you have a point to make?
I was probably working a manual job before you were born btw.
>>71678508
actually it's "toilet bog fart"
idiot
>>71678507
Proofs
I want her lads
>>71678437
You really shouldn't trust any working man who isn't in a union desu.
>Dutch """men""" think they can compete with Anglo bulls over their alpha women
Why are Dutch """men""" so beta?
>>71678551
forgot your comma there mate
unless you want her lads
what are some more stereotypes we can add to deano, rorke and rasheed?
>>71678551
You want a Dutch woman?
>>71678526
>anglos
>the real brain behind anything
lol x
>>71678534
this meme was never funny
>>71678508
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/330359969813770242
VARUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
lads I want her
>>71678601
>>>/g/
just watched tina kay urinate
>>71678534
one of the least funny memes thats ever been spammed on /brit/
embarrassing shit
>>71678445
Islam is in its death throes as an ethos
"Senussi" was an Islamic revival called out by the Grand Senussi (prince) of Algeria, for Muslims to embolden their faith and stand up to agressors as the French lunged deeper into Algeria, and the Italians had made their claim on Lybia.
It particularly concerned the British because it was spreading like wildfire among Muslims, and was characterised by armed rebellion against European regimes in the Dar Al-Islam (Islamic World).
Get yo' swords, get yo' guns, get yo' Qur'an, and slay the ferengi.
cannot fucking sleep
Prove me wrong.
Anglos are a race of accountants and beaurocrats
>>71678698
Same.
Did anyone ever phone him?
>>71677018
Fields of Anthery
>>71678532
Dusty old fuck
>>71678606
>>71678652
the gf was a bad girl
>>71678774
>psychoanalysis
yeah nah
Dude haha EPIC text convos and twitter posts xDDD
lol OOPS someone made a Hilarious PUN
>>71678770
>Carol
is she 50?
>>71678801
>exposed bottom
big j won't be happy about this
Do you agree with her?
>>71678812
Tell me only the good things that come to mind about your mother
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1694812538&t=882
>>71678845
bit grim that
>>71678838
My boss doesn't check my work after midnight, I'll let it stay there
Infact I'm making it happy hour until 3am, posy what you want lads
>>71678840
yeah although she is a globalist shill
>>71678840
Will they ever recover?
>>71678738
>>71675105
Y*nks BTFO
WTF!? I love Yellowstone now!?
>>71678840
not with j.k
>>71678840
She's rich though, so obviously her opinion is important.
if i wrote a book that turned into a billion dollar franchise i would quietly fuck off to my mansion and never talk to anyone again
>>71678883
good post
>>71678862
really need suzie to use my mouth as a toilet
how can such a small girl hold so much wee
How do we get more millennials interested in conservatism?
>>71678906
stop shitposting so much, you're going to get us rangebanned again
>>71678939
Give them free money... and jobs... and make education free.
Aside from weed, that's literally everything millenials want.
>>71678939
millennials are a lost cause, gen z is the future
>>71678939
fuck conservatism
we need radical third positionism
>>71678939
>trying to get the meme vote
Sad!
http://oscar.go.com/winners
the goyim are powerless hahaha
>>71679010
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/maxime-bernier-just-became-justin-trudeaus-worst-nightmare-with-one-tweet
>>71678939
Make liberalism mainstream, so edgy teenagers who know nothing about politics will gravitate towards conservatism
we'll call their new movement the "alt-right'
>>71678993
why post this? what's your endgame?
>>71679006
australians are cringeworthy cunts
did we ever discover why the yanks don't celebrate easter?
>>71679054
t. Yellowstone Park Ranger
>>71679065
Jesus Christ never died in the Mormon religion. He just moved to Missouri.
i'm 22 and i still don't know how to iron my clothes
>>71679065
We believe that Jesus never died, it was an inside job by the Russians
>>71679084
What do you mean, there's nothing to know.
>>71679083
>>71679108
it's too complicated
genuine solutions require realism and pragmatism, not just idealism and emotion lads
>>71679136
You rub the hot metal surface on your clothes. What's complicated about it.
>>71679138
maybe the fact that most people aren't gay and you're probably the only shitstabber here
>>71679138
mentally ill cock-breathed faggot
>>71679083
based as fuck 2bh
>>71679170
>>71679180
excellent posts
got testicular cancer lol
>>71679165
afraid of ruining my clothes
>>71679112
> no party cares about personal freedom
hmm
>>71679202
Just turn your video game logo t-shirts inside out to iron them lad.
>>71679232
haha so funny
>>71679159
>>71679215
I don't know how to read a graph: the post
>>71679188
full stance is here http://uk.isidewith.com/results/3034481412 xx
>>71679243
Just turn your video game logo t-shirts inside out to iron them lad.
>>71679200
should've wanked more
have unironically never masturbated in my life lol
low sex drive i suppose
>>71679279
well hello there m'lady
I'm sort of worried about this conservative leadership race.
The person with the most name recognition is a conman who lives in the United States, and he's already leading in the polls. The person with the 2nd most name recognition is our version of Farage; she's still better than Kev "lives in Massachusetts year 'round" Leary.
Then you have a consortium of lesser known Tory hopefuls who have to whip up hype before the vote is cast in May.
Bernier seems to be the sweetheart, being a sexy recast of the status quo.
I guess we'll see in May, because if the Liberals keep fucking up, our next government may very well be a Conservative government lead by whoever wins this leadership race.
>>71679264
means you suck dick you shirtlifting limp wristed twat
if i ever gave off the impression that i cared, that was a false impression
>>71679279
post vagina
dont care about semen slurping first past the post voting systems
trying to eat a sandwich but i have dry mouth and it's hard to swalow
>>71679258
so I'm right in saying that libertarian goes up and left wing goes left in this graph, and that "personal freedom" is between these two?
*lays you to rest*
>>71679338
oh FUCK she makes my little boy cock so fucking hard please post more dude
SJWs are getting extremely buttflustered over Mel Gibson tonight lads
>>71679302
was very nearly worried until I realised that you're talking about canada
>>71679302
dont care
>>71679302
im guessing it will be between bernier and the lass
>>71679302
Maxime Bernier is going to win, none of the tory rank and file want O'Leary. The polls include people who won't vote, the Manning Centre polls are probably more accurate. I disagree that Bernier is status quo.
My boy Andrew Scheer will come in second.
>>71679258
>birmingham
Ewww
this one IS to be used until the bump limit you autistic poortherners
this is the correct thread, not even at 300 posts yet
>>71677030
I've only rejected a female
What do I win?