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/asean/ rate my gf edition

Wheres the uni students? Is it holiday today? Lrt is empty, i cant spoon people if train isnt full.
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>>71672057
t. perogol
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Animeme
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PLDT unreliable internet is making me angry.

>>71672057
No students because no school because no jeeps because no drivers because strike.
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Do SEA countries have some local alcohol like Baijiu in China, Sake in Japan and Korean soju ?
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>>71674174
Rice wine called Tuak I guess. That shit is flammable lol
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>>71674209
seems Tuak is palm wine not rice wine, or are you talking of another beverage ?

Did you ever drink it ?
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>>71674298
Nope, tuak is from white rice here.
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>>71674384
is it delicious ?
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>>71674426
Well some people can't start their day without it.... it's not bad. I can say that drink is pretty brutal.
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>>71674465

Well I'm curious and thirsty now, I have something to look forward to next time I take a holiday.
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Stupid PLDT keeps giving me "connection error". Makes it harder to post.

>>71674174
We have this thing called lambanog. It's quite strong though. I tried it when I went to Quezon before and, not being a person who likes alcohol, I spit it out.
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>>71674637
From what I read, not much, the drink is usually 40-45°; how does it compare to bourbon/whisky/cognac if you ever had those ?
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>>71674622
rip frenchie
died from first shot
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>>71674842
I'm used to the Chinese drinking culture, I don't think it can be much worse than that homemade baijiu I drank the first time I went there.
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>>71672057
School is cancelled due to strike


That pic
Body language suggests they are friends or gay bffs
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>>71674879
some people died from drinking tuak
tuak very dangerous since the alcohol content are above dangerous limit and no one control the alcohol% since its homemade/freshbatch and consumed on the spot
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>>71674978
why would you willingly make that kind of drink though ?
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>>71675013
some people dont have money and make their own moonshine
they just put everything and hopefully it doesnt kill them
have fun
cant wait to read news on frenchie ded from drinking truak
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>>71675086
well I guess I can't back down
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>>71675013
ciu bekonang, arak bali, lapen, rajawali, intisari, abidin (anggur merah beer dingin) lit. Red wine with cold beer
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>>71675013
>>71675086
you
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/perth-teenager-nicole-bicknell-died-after-drinking-95-per-cent-polmos-spirytus-rektyfikowany/news-story/ce194ba688ee2d858ec34200c00b79d1
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>>71675851
thanks senpai
fapping to her right now
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>>71675851
95°, she went full retard
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>yuri
>futa
>NTR
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>>71676994
>futa
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>>71676994
locon kaname
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salam alaykum
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Name best food from asean. Going to asean food festival and so far i want to try mango sticky rice
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>>71677710
Mcdo Bigmac
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>>71677710
Mee hoon
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>>71677768
Bifun are just bog standard noodles you can get anywhere. Was wanting to try something different
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>>71677710
Lechon or Chicken rice. I'm not fond of adobo but if you get the chance, go ahead and try it.
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>>71677710
roasted dog meat.
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>>71677841
I used to have chicken rice all the time when i lived in singapore. I'll have a look for the other two, the pig thing looked delicious
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>>71677812
Kolo mee ah
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WAR
A
R

IS COMING
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>>71678116
Brunei Empire will rise again
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CINA _ _ _ _
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MELAYU _ _ _ _ _ _
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INDIA _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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xth for best girl
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>>71678628
BENGGALI
CIMB bank
And who on earth thought a creepy octopus is a good idea for a mascot?
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Instead of study, why don't you dressed up as a girl and seduce your teacher with your cute round dick?
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As an Australian Citizen I consider it my right to spread my seeds throughout the ASEAN region
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>>71679365
T. Ching ming uy
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I want a malay gf
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>>71677710
Ilocos Bagnet, how the pork breaks inside your mouth is heavenly.
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>>71679446
That's Kevin Ming Uy to you
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>>71677710
Kengsom, somtam, kerabu, paprik, dodol , kuih seri muka, rojak, roti jala, lempeng pisang (banana pancake).
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Is one of the reasons given for our nationwide transport strike today (against phasing out of jeepney's aged above fifteen) stupid?
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>>71679450
>wanting a terrorist
Keep your genes Christian.
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>>71679687
It's a legitimate one. Many jeepney operators can't afford to buy new jeepneys, which means if the plan is implemented, they'll be out of business.
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>>71679578
>literally just lechon kawali
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>>71677710
Bicol Express
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>>71679687
>>71679757
is it true that most jeeps in manila are so worn out that the floor is rusty and have holes in it?
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>>71679770
>he never tasted one to know the difference
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>>71679825
Jeeps in manila are 2nd hand old worned out banned jeeps from province since tagalogs are lax in enforcing laws.
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>>71679825
Don't know, I haven't rode on a jeep in about a year. The jeeps in my home province are generally well-maintained, though.
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>>71679952
Wait, province jeeps are better? Whew lad goddamnit Manila.
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>>71679974
jeeps in moa is still the goat due to being airconditioned
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>>71680028
Aren't the Baclaran -> MOA jeeps the small as fuck ones? They're the most uncomfortable jeeps I've ridden. Also the air conditioned thing isn't really great. Some Makati jeeps offer them but can't keep up with the Philippine weather.
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>>71679313
IA! IA!
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>>71680074
Never tried the baclaran
The only one i tried is the one near dfa and it's quite spacious.

>cant keep up with the weather
They just probably too cheap to fix the freon
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>>71679717
>implying i wouldnt convert her to become a qt catholic
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>>71679974
>provinces
kek no they are as cancerous and even cheaper 2nd hand
>>71679846
I did it tastes like dirty and too much oil
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>>71680074
the ones near malacanang the blue ones are really good feels like a bus
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>>71680183
>not Protestant
Enjoy Hell.
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>>71680183
i wouldnt do that if i were you
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>>71680304
oh shiet.. Kangz Salman.. whats good ??
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Any other PLDT peeps here? The internet in my house has been shitty for weeks.
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>>71680471
Just call 172 you lazy fuck
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>>71680446
not much, just getting breakfast and shitposting a bit after al fajr

how about you brother everything good?
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>>71679952
I think we get more 2nd hand jeeps here in the provinces imo they just repaint and refurbish things together

>>71679846
>>71679770
they both taste the same to me literally the same dish
unless one or the other makes it spicy
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>transport strike
>Manila decide to suspend classes instead of providing commuting support to the students
At emergencies such as this I'm now more afraid if my tax that goes to Manila is being spent properly. It's like supporting idiots while being an idiot at the same time.
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rate my ancestry
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>>71680657
>Only Quezon and Erap have no common elite ancestry with everyone
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>>71680657
>Duterte is somehow distantly related to Jose Rizal
>Marcos and the Aquinos are relatives through marriage
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>>71680619
As far as I know it also happening in Cebu, Iloilo and Rizal

kek blame Duterte and the DILG they would rather set up a concert in luneta :^)
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>>71680762
Hi there, Jim. Care to disprove that claim?
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>>71680830
That pic is a pic of disbelief though, not a pic of questioning.
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>>71680844
yaa gomen gomen
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>>71680822
>>71680619

some LGUs are offering free rides but

But its not enough to encompass the schoolfags
only the workfags
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>>71680099
Worry not your turn is next.
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Why is Filipino TV so bad
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>>71681352
Having scripted shows every day instead of once a week leads to rushed or padded writing.
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>>71680591
There's terrorist attack right now in Bandung, here live coverage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhfZsRJscgg
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>>71681352
because they dont try to appeal to you

and they never will
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>>71679365
>right
I think you mean duty.
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>>71681437

Are there any good channels or do I have to stick to Netflix
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>>71681608
non cable?

State TV kek no hing but circlejerk news

there's also a INCuck channel showing their charities and shit without mentioning they encourage you to convert to get more gibes me
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>>71657668
tulong po
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stupid FAILipiN

HAHAHAHAHahHAHAHAHA
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>>71681525
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>no casualties or motives
You sure its not a firework prank?
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i have literally been raped by 3 pinoys

in a video game
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>>71682576
and now 4

*unzips dick*
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THERE'S MORE TO COME.
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>>71682619
YAMEROOOOOO
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If a white girl gets screwed by a pinoy,is it still RICED or is it BROWNED?
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>>71682686
rape
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malaysian terorrist attacked us again this morning
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>>71682708
i'll show you rape syafiqah

*unzips dick again*
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>>71682686
PUT TANK IN A MALLED
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>>71680657
HAHAHAHA DUTERTE NOT AN OLIGARCH THEY SAID

KEEEEK
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dako akong oten
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>>71682899
Gamay imo oten
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>>71682777
pls no
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>>71680214
>I did it tastes like dirty and too much oil
peelipin cuisine in a nutshell
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>>71682777
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>>71683220

kek,post more syafiqahs
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>>71672057
>College of Arts major
2/10
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>>71672057
>>71683337
What uni is that?
>Black and Yellow
I assume it's UTOT SABAY TAE?
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>>71683377
TIP. I recognize the ID lanyard she's wearing because I'm from the same uni.
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>>71683248
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>>71683436
who is that
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>>71683436
why are all syafiqahs so cute,abang?
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>>71683473
I don't know, I just search Syafiqah (typical Malay girl name) on Facebook because of this >>71682777

>>71683478
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>>71682131
Hmm, i heard they are going to get Arab's money soon, so it's probably chinks agent to scared the king's off. Not to mention the whole scene is fucking weird.
>Shit bomb
>In the middle of quiet park.
>At this fucking time
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>>71683618
>tfw no qt syafiqah to convert to cathocalism
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>>71683658
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>>71683618
wtf how do i get a syafiqah
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I WANT MALAYCHINK GF NOW
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>>71683669
Syafiqah is too chinky. Huda is better.
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>>71683618
>Wahid
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>>71683757
chinky is good
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>>71683757
Have any thats a shade darker? Brown skin is literally the sex
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>>71684018
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>>71684116
wheres her tudu tho
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>>71684248
different person
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>>71675086
>some people dont have money and make their own moonshine
>they just put everything and hopefully it doesnt kill them have fun

You are making shit up, citiboy. It's traditionally brewed, not because they don't have money. Do you think rice is cheap?
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>>71683722
No. Just settle with your bogan wife.
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Someone answer my question
>>71657668
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>>71684441
I think the answer is B
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whats the most typical flip girl name
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>>71684521
maria
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>>71684441
I choose D. D for Denmark
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>>71684405
tfw dated more asians and hafus than whites, what does this mean?
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>>71684521
Nicole, Maria, Angel, Angelica according to google.
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>>71684824
white girls are overrated desu
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>>71684860
>tfw every male flip I know has an autistic obsession with blondes
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>>71684899
wellllll to be fair,white girls are exotic in the sense that most flips never meet one,so im not surprised they'll go gaga over one
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>>71684957
It's kind of nasty because many just settle for flips with bleached hair and blue eye contacts. Not a good look imo.
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>>71684995
are you living in vancouver?
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>>71685043
No, I'd be talking about chinks who brag about their +6'0 white bf's instead.
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>>71685070
...and I don't have any white bf..
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>>71684957
This, it's rare desu. I'm pretty sure it's mostly the Filipinas who go for western foreigners.
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>>71685292
Yeah, but that's mostly uglies grabbing the low-hanging fruit.
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>>71685287
Go to a tourist area or a white country then.
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>>71685373
BLEACHED
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>>71685373
Do they have a club gathering or something lmao
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>>71685453
ugly white males + ugly /asean/ females = ????
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>>71685493
looks like it lol
i dont think it's two friends groups partnering, that's too convenient
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>>71685493
It was from a Pinay meet-up in Michigan.
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>>71685512

Why are hapas so insecure
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>>71685593
The ones I've met irl are usually autists or hipster-chad types. Not nearly as insecure as the memes suggest.
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>>71685617

Like Chad Warden? cool
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>transport strike
More like comfy commute
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Are there any extremist Tagalog groups that you guys know
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>>71685593
They're not really. It just some people have unrelated insecurities that can be compounded by being mixed. Hapas aren't inherently insecure but them being hapa can be used as a point for insecurity development. Elliot was a result of shit parents and mental illness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfN9yfG2OdI
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>>71685720
if you have a car

at noon it was so comfy
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>>71685728
yeah every flips here
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>>71685719
>half-Mexican half-Filipino

I don't think that even counts a race-mixing kek.
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>>71685808

I dunno,Mexicans can be pretty qt plus they know how to cook unlike bitches here
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>>71685832
>Mexicans can be pretty qt
Are you saying flips can't?

>they know how to cook unlike bitches here
Since when is this a thing in Flipland?
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fucking chinks
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>>71672057
why is your gf white but you're not?
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>>71685901
>white
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>>71685869
I dunno,Its hard to find a flip girl here who i think is attractive
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>>71686043
You need more half-white qt's. I v-volunteer to help make some.
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>>71686112
but I already said I dont like white girls :c, halfies dont do it for me either desu
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>>71685901
Filipinos are part spanish therefore we have white genes
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>>71686133
No, you misunderstand

1. I breed flip grills
2. hafus born
3. ????
4. Profit
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>>71686166
WE
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>>71686176
kek,carry on then,start with Ylona Garcia
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>>71686176
But we already have enough filipino-chinese halfus
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>>71686198
>14

I have no desire to go to bogan jail.
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>>71686227
Rude, I am >white.
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>>71685728
>>71685749
Fucking kek. There are no extremist Tagalogs because Tagalogs identify themselves as the Philippines. Manila extremist maybe. Not our fault Bisayans are so butthurt.
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>>71686237

Maybe enter as a contestent for PBB? plenty of qts there
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IS THERE ANYWAY THAT I CAN STAY IN YOU AAAAAAAAARRRRRMMMMSSSS
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>>71684824
It probably means you are lying
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>>71686739
JUST
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>>71686179
WUZ
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WE
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>>71686739
what a goddamn awful language. most austronesian languages may be quite ugly but this one easily takes the cake. so shiiieeettttttttt
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>>71687188
CONQUISTADORES
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What do Muslims do with pigs anyway?
Kill and burn?
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>>71687230
We sold it to you.
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>>71687230
they don't even raise one
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>>71687273
Surprised you guys still want to make profit out of it.
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Senpai praised me ~
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What part of Islamic Philippines do we kafirs still have in us
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>>71687230
This is probably why being christian is best, I can eat what I want. The funny thing is that I had a Christian friend who wasn't comfortable with me consuming pig blood because muh Old Testament. I simply told him to stop eating pork all together if he is going to be like that
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>>71687285
>>71687230
>>71687293

I bet even our pig farm is more modern than the one in the Philippines. We breed 250,000 pigs at a time.

http://www.malaysiandigest.com/news/530525-all-pig-farms-to-be-moved-to-modern-pig-farms-by-2018.html
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>>71687374
Tfw Im a pussy to start an agribusiness cause of gommie rebels.

Wonder what modern piggery looks like?
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>>71687374
watch your tone boy
our methods are leagues ahead of yours
our pigs have gained sentience
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>>71687374
isn't that haram?

but then again its probably just your Chinese who does that
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>>71687230
Soldiers in hazmat suit comes to mow them down with M60 machine guns.
As for boars just call the local Volunteer corps to get a gun to shoot them and call the nearest chink/thai to pick it up.
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>>71687485
haram for muslims. non-muslims basically can do whatever they want.
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>tfw no malay-chan bf
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>>71687483
ikr its our president now
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>>71687497
Why hazmat? Is it because the pigs were infected with some disease?
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>>71687569
yes,if you read the caption
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kek whats with the dutdut chimpout this time

is it because delima's case are being motion to be move in the SC?

its not a guarantee tho
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>>71687578
Shit. RIP piggies, never forget the pig holocaust
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>>71687569
Japanese encephalitis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_encephalitis

http://www.mysinchew.com/node/14068
115 people died and as a result, over 1 million pigs were culled
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>>71687662
>The virus appears to have originated from its ancestral virus in the mid-1500s in the Indonesia-Malaysia region and evolved there into five different genotypes and spread across Asia.
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If you voted for our President, I want you to reconsider your choices.
They just stripped one of the better senators of their positions and this is your fault.
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>>71687569
The first ever appearance of the Nipah virus occurs at Nipah river but at that time nobody knew about the virus other than the profile matching JE virus which is transmitted by mosquito breeding near pigs until the virus was identified 6 months later and by that time 1 million pigs are dead.
With outbreak so close to Klang Valley and a major shipping lane with no known cure the only action left was to purge every bovine. Usually the normal procedure is to bury the whole lot alive like Korea did but for the sake of mercy they shot the pigs to end them first hence the saying one pig one bullet at that time.
Nobody thanked Malaysia who went piggycide for saving the world from said virus.
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>>71687740
>>71687662
Literally a piggu holocaust
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>>71687734
>do nothing but obstruct
>better
>>
>>71687740
but we care <3
>>
>>71687740
Nipah ~
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>>71687734
>Commit adultery by fucking her driver
>Get bribe money from druglords
>Better senator
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>>71687734
Kek
I didn't know how butthurt liberals can display
I love it when they mention buzzwords like anti-intelletualism, propaganda, martial law, drug addicts are good bois
LAMAO
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>>71687740
>they're chinese
at first it was funny but now it's just...idk
>>
>>71687809
>he didn't get comments from at least 3 different race for every facebook status update like syafiqah >>71683220

pleb
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There are people right now itt whonever tasted pork
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when bisayans are given a time out by their tagalog masters and they derail the thread by spewing pro-duterte shit
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>>71687905
Enjoy your bypass surgery by age 40.
Chicken are better.
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>>71687893
I don't get any comments/reactions/likes at all
do you?
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>>71687803
As opposed to bayaran, dilawan, adik ka adhoms? They're equally worse. Can't even bantz properly when confronted in a rally.
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>>71687978
thats because Jim is an actual literal dilawan which the other protesters in EDSA hates for riding the Aquinos
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>>71687970
On Instagram only people trying to sell diet and height supplement like my picture lmao
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>>71687770
But we did it to save the humanity from killer migratory fruit bats.
This is the face of evil.
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>>71687734
I'm more surprise the LP senators had their positions for this long since they are the minority now

That lascanas must be hiding something bigger
that they will fell threaten like this
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>>71688009
yeah and the duterte youth are just....

>youth
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>>71688009
So when they're actually confronted by the enemy they use as a boogeyman, they can't say shit? Fucking kek.
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>>71688026
Those evil Nazis! Piggus dindu muffin
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>>71687803
I love to when the buthurt tryhard conservatives(are they even that?)

goes apeshit with destabilization, peace? Hacienda EDSA

and tbf the dutdut admin are now protecting literally druglords

JUST KEK US SENPAI
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>>71688306
Nazi are not evil.
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>>71688339
>be shill
>doesnt know his liberal party is only in name and that they are the conservatives
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>>71688024
be gym bros with me
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Why is marcos not a hero movement only just popped out of nowhere after aquino?
Why are they silent during aquino making him a hero?
Sounds paid protesters for me
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>>71688306
They will get away just because of the cute factor and batman.
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>>71688430
What about the Monson Gruppe in Penang who didn't pay for rubber/ tin /tungsten/rare earth they took?
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Where can I hire female bodyguards?
>>
What would you do if you woke up a girl?
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>>71680822
Cebu didn't suspend anything during the strike today. Most of the transport groups here are afraid they won't be able to come back to business again if they do that.
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>>71689195
You wake up as a girl everyday, what do you usually do?
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>>71688993
More like why did pro Marcos revisionism and bullshit shilling in the internet are more active with dutdut?

The "medal"was given to him during the sixties unless you can travel back in time and stop it, tho now we know military records are bullshit
Having that medal dosent mean he has right to be burind in the LNMB they're are criterias that he didn't pass

Why can't shills understand this?
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>>71689195
Buy a hijab
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>>71689197
Weak Cucks

Kek Watch them blame Imperial manila when they can't compete anymore
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>>71689006
Batman is a vigilante who accidentally kills. Just see Gotham Knight where he literally drowned a bunch of criminals in the sewer
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>>71689166
China's Yunhai security
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/femmes-fatales-0000547-v22n1
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>>71689322
>blame Imperial manila
I don't know about that. We have a lot of buses here already and most people now use bikes.

>http://news.abs-cbn.com/video/news/02/01/17/watch-hybrid-electric-road-train-tested-in-cebu
Transport groups here are afraid of the incoming new government transport projects such as the hybrid train which will be operational in May.
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>>71689512
The drivers the will lose their jobs
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>>71689148
Sedekah
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Do redditards here support De Lima's war against democracy?
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>>71689595
>The drivers the will lose their jobs
Gee, I wonder about that. Manilenos are such cucks to jeepneys despite having LRTs buses.
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>>71689195
jerk off like everyone else
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>>71688993
The Medal of Valor was awarded to Marcos when he was a Senator back in the 60s.

You have a 6 month window in which to contest the validity of the honor. It was not, and the Medal's awarding stood pat.
In which now we know his military achievements were questionable

The AFP Hall of Heroes is a list of everyone who's ever received the Medal of Valor. It's a literal truth that Marcos was awarded it. The AFP can't not include him in the list, barring a posthumous and exceptional challenge to the medal's merit.

To put it another way, Aquino allowing Marcos's inclusion into the AFP Hall of Heroes because he was awarded the Medal isn't analogous to allowing him to be buried in the LNMB since Marcos already had the medal.

It'd be more like if Marcos was already buried in the LNMB, and we're quibbling over whether Aquino should have allowed an obituary to be run in the papers.

Further, the Aquino Administration explicitly stated that they were against the burial of Marcos in the LNMB, as proof of their intent and feeling towards the former dictator.
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>>71689753
Its the drivers that are weak cucks for letting imperial manila do his to them
Even more so apperantly in cebu
Watch them blame it for taking away their jobs as usual for those retards cebb
uanus
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Marcos is already buried, stop this anti & pro Marcos bullshit & just move on & help build the country forward
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>>71689752
Duterte does as long as its his cronnies
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>>71689489
Nice, I wish I could afford it.
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>>71689858
Yeah kek buried like a shit dump sneakly
Like the thief he is
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>>71689862
Nice edit
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Gabriel, prepare to die!
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>>71689935
No shit Jim was the most active campaigner of roxas
And open as fuck about it

Duterte youth on the other hand
Sneaky sneaky...
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>>71689981
I meant your edit
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>>71689195
do nothing
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>>71690040
Of what Duerte? knows these druglords

You don't believe in colongcos crime?
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>>71689974
slut
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>>71689195
Morning insta selfie.
Bath
Sugaring
Breakfast
Record make up tutorial
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>>71690201
salamu alaikum,mane boleh aku beli pompam mcm adik kau
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>>71689862
[citation needed]
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>>71688339
The Duterte Apparatus shills (including the admin, and all of its non-gov't moving parts) has maintained a hard-edge double standard when it comes to political discourse in this country: "When we do it, we can cuss and be crass and it's YOUR job to adjust; but when you do it, you have to be respectful, mind your manners, stop destabilizing me, recognize the proper procedures, etc."
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>sedihnye tak de cina gf
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>>71690248
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/02/05/17/ozamiz-mayor-at-vice-mayor-ipinaaaresto-ng-sandigan

He was arrested for draft but bailed he did admit his daughter had a relationship with colangco.
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>>71689837
Its like the mining fiasco
Are they providing new jobs for them they will end up as drugs dealers.

I doubt those drivers are qualified to go to Japan which are now hiring flips
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>>71690224
>beli
Sorry, I've only had a big brother.
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>>71690770
So you're the imouto?
>>
>>7169084


Can I buy you instead :3 >>71690770
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>>71690843
Yes
>>71690878
Taken and engaged.
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>>71688039
Top kekers
I get that things can change every admin does this
The LP senators probably did not put up a fight because they knew they didn't have the votes, and because they knew it was a naked power-grab
But.

Education is now Escudero, do they want us to talk like him?

Agriculture is now Cynthia Villiar her specialty is turning farmlands to subdivisons, I'm guessing more imports for Luzon while only Mindanao gets to export

Health is now Ejercito, what the fuck has he done other than gamble
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>>71690878
You can buy me :3
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>apk wala na ang pagmamahal sa pagitan mo at ng kasintahan mo
>>
Wahai pujangga cinta
Biar membelai indah
Teladani kalbuku
Jujurlah pada hatimu
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>>71691107

https://twitter.com/FtnIlani/status/247206324037902337
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>>71691149
sorry
didnt know indo lang is keling
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>>71691107
namaste
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>>71691107
Ada apa dengan cinta
Perbedaan aku dan engkau
Biar menjadi bait
dalam puisi cinta terindah
>>
>>71691149
>tweet is real
wtf, I thought ilani was a good girl.
>>
>>71691201
Andai bumi terbelah dua
Biar kita tetap saling berpeluk
>>71691193
namaste yoga?
>>
>>71690408
Wow, that's a solid evidence you've got there.
>>
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>>71691259
I don't know,I don't meet many indians okay
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>>71691259
Sudah kubilang jangan terlalu yakin
Mulut lelaki banyak juga tak jujur
Bila sakit hati wanita bisanya nangis

Sudah ku bilang jangan terlalu cinta
Kalau patah hati siapa mau nolong
Seperti langit dan matahari tak bersatu lagi
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>>71691270
and this is a solid cock i've got here


>>71691281
>tfw all my besties were chinese and indian
>now we all grew apart due to distance and i've to changed my personality just to be friends with malay
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>>71691344
Berdua denganmu
Pasti lebih baik
Aku yakin itu

Bila sendiri
Hati bagai langit
Berselimut kabut
>>
How many pages is the ideal doujin manga?
>>
hmmm https://gfycat.co/BaggyAngelicBelugawhale
thoughts?
>>
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>>71691468
the best doujin ends with 238
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>>71691428
Aku tak mudah mencintai
Aku tak mudah mengaku ku cinta
Aku tak mudah mengatakan
Aku jatuh cinta

Senandungku hanya untuk cinta
Tirakatku hanya untuk engkau
Tiada dusta sumpah ku cinta
Sampai ku menutup mata
>>
>>71691516
hmmm
free palestine?
>>
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>>71691354
I can be your friend
>>
Indons are all banned so we can talk shit about them.
>>
>>71691516
How many people in that pic died?
close to half of them did on the news so I bet half of the people in this pic don't walk this earth anymore
>>
>>71691516
Can't watch from that link. Alt link?

>>71691553
Rephrase, an ideal number of pages for a one shot story doujin manga.
>>
>>71691634
you don't have to be rude just because you can <3
>>
>>71691586
Selamat tinggal sayang
Bila umurku panjang, kelak ku kan datang
'tuk buktikan, satu balas 'kan kau jelang
Jangan menangis sayang
Kuingin kau rasakan, pahitnya terbuang
Sia-sia, memang kau pantas dapatkan

>>71691610
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
>>
Bunch of sluts.
>>
>>71691688
hi Jefri Bolkiah
>>
>>71691672
Dari awal aku tak pernah percaya kata-katamu
Karena ku hanya melihat semua dari parasmu
Terakhir kau bilang padaku kau takkan pernah selingkuh
Tetapi ternyata dirimu bermain di belakangku

Saat ku melihatmu kau sedang bermesraan dengan seorang yang kukenal

Wo-oh
Kamu ketahuan pacaran lagi dengan dirinya teman baikku
Wo-oh
Kamu ketahuan pacaran lagi dengan dirinya teman baikku
>>
>>71691848
Masih adakah cinta yang abadi
Menyatukan dua hati saling isi
Daun pun menari Alam bersaksi
Seindah musim ceri

Kejutan slalu terjadi
Takdir slalu tersembunyi
Cinta bukan ilusi
Inikah awal cinta abadi
Di setiap hari yang akan kujalani
>>
INDON BABI WKWKWKWK
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>>71691672
are you happy now?
even just a bit?
>>
>>71692000
>0000
jealous of the way
>>
>>71692034
these digits are for us
>>
>>71692137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50VWOBi0VFs
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>>71690408
>abs-cbn
i bet you also believe in fox news
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>>71692189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be37-T72DNk
have my pick too
>>
>>71692220
is this a meme
>>
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>>71692265
I like it because its a cute song
do you?
>>
>>71691938
Tertutup sudah pintu .. pintu pukiku
Yang pernah dibuka waktu hanya untukmu
Kini kau pergi dari hidupku
Kuharus relakanmu walau aku tak mau

Berjuta warna pelangi didalam hati
Sejenak luluh bergening menjauh pergi
Tak ada lagi dara yang suci
Semua nada beranjak aku terdiam sepi

Dengarlah keluhanku suara tangisanku
Ku meraung kena panah batang menusuk pukiku
Ucapkan matahariku puisi tentang hidupku
Tentangku yang tak mampu menaklukan waktu
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Last few posts before the thread goes KIA.

Have some Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 while you're at it.

https://youtu.be/N3yDf8lkGEY
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>>71692501
Need for Speed in your butt
>>
>>71692501
How are you even posting?
>>
>>71692411
i prefer songs that have connection with me

>>71692458
>pukiku
kek
you win

>>71692588
>>71692501
what happen in indonesia?
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>>71692613
would you connect to my singing?
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>>71692205
Therae are many other sources if you can Google
Just make sure its legit news site
>>
here

>>71693562
>>71693562
>>71693562
>>
>>71689858
>supporting a thief and hailing it as a hero
Enjoy paying those debts cuck?
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>>71687485
Pigs are only haram to be eaten.
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