Moving to Colombia

any Colombian on here?

the fuck man look at their faces, I'm not fucking that

>>71665067
Few.

>>71665145
Ukrainian "Standards"

>>71665145
With a booty like that you've gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking hoes' money, but that's another story

Or paper bags.

>>71665145
I'd still rim them

>>71665836
I like you.

>>71665836
>>71665868
I don't like either of you

t. Colombian

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>>71664725
Do not fucking move to colombia. Colombian women are dangerous. They steal and then they give you death by sex.

>>71664725
Colombia is more safe than your country you be for the next 4 years

>>71665982
el colombiANO

>>71666183
El toothpasteANO

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>>71664725
White Colombian ladies don't want negroid hohols like you.

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>>71665145
Those girls are not Colombians. These girls are...

just dont go near the congolombians favelas and it would be ok id guess

>>71666267
They probably all are. Colombia has a very African region. The faces of those black girls on OPs pictures are really not attractive though.

Why the fuck there are no Colombians in this thread? Maybe you should try on \travel

https://youtu.be/Ndx09uHiRgU
Colombian prostitutes are thicc as fuck

>>71666291
Basically this. You'd be surprised how similar Colombia is to Brazil.

>>71666366
NO! Colombia is not in Brazil, retard!

>>71666395
It's really hard to summon Colombias, after spanitards drive them away.

>>71666399
Muh hohol do you even know real Colombian women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2Snyx_ZsM

>>71666448
I never said they were I just said they're similar.

And also I already mentioned I was Colombian so there's a Colombian ITT retards. I might not be there but it doesn't make me less Colombian.

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>>71665145
Make them wear BDSM masks

>>71664725
>Would it be safe for me living in Colombia?
Depends on where you go
>And how different is your Spanish from Castilian?
All spanish is the same, there is no dialects or anything like that, there is only 1 spanish that we all understand

Ask anything from Colombia pro. t. Colombia pro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrODhzbmzXI

>>71666401
>You'd be surprised how similar Colombia is to Brazil
How Colombia is similar to Brazil?

>Inb4: murder rates

>>71666681
and then theres chilean

>>71666728
Chile is an exception They do not speak their own language...

>>71666728
but chilean is not spanish

>>71666699
Wtf is she a porn star?

>>71666699
How did you became a Colombian pro?

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>>71666846
No, only colombian girl. Colombia at night...

>>71666846
A guy in the comment section said that she's a camwhore

Colombian women were designed for Anglo cock.

>>71666960
>>71666980
Really wanted to fap to that video and the related ones.

Better get going lads don't want to waste my life force lusting after some whore's YouTube vid.

>>71666846
nope, but she should

>>71666448
The Choco department is probably the blackest area in this continent

>>71666702
Answer pls

The only thing I know about modern Colombia is there is russian mafia in Bogota who can sell you a real colombian passport for $20k

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>>71666846
No she is average normal next door Colombia girl.
>>71666872
I'm a Colomboo.
>>71667009
Pmt.

>>71666132
>death by sex.
could be worse

>>71667308
Have you ever had sex with a Colombian girl?

>>71665982
>that flag.
Youre not colombian. Fuck off chicano.

>>71667191
>>71666702
Favelas, black people dancing in the streets, transexuals, carnavals, plastic surgeries, prostitues, same murder rate, lots of racemixing, very happy despite being 3rd world, i can go on
>inb4 south Brazil
I know they're different but there is also other regions frm Colombia who are not like that

>>71667191
K
I don't know whether it's African influence but people tend to be happy and there's an overall feeling of content and joy among the population. That also means very welcoming to foreigners and extroverted normies.

Favela like places. Woman dress very similarly and they are both attractive. Tons of parties and alcohol consumption.

Colombia is kind of like a Spanish speaking Brazil. Some areas though are more amerindian which Brazil lacks exept for Amazonia. Also less Germans like in your south.

>>71667374
Go on, I need more details

>>71667292
Kek how do you know that? Im actually interested.

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>>71667356
>>71667374
This is why i love Colombia.

>>71666806
>>71666786
>>71666728
Ooh you guys, stop being silly, you are going to scare our /int/ friends, of course we speak spanish, haha.

>>71667356
You don't know shit about me you dumb faggot

>>71667515
Hello Chile :3

>>71667440
My brother is a real russian hacker. Two years ago they caught a guy from his "team" in spain. They found some guy from Bogota who gave them the number of the mobsters.
I know that some guys bought them and now using fake passports to travel Europe and one guy live in some mansion in Bogota

>>71667437
Well paisas are kinda similar to gauchos, we both have a part of the amazonas, we both live in jungles, eat a lot of rice, like football a lot, there is more but i can't think of anything else right now

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>>71664725

>>71667803
>Sweden
This is very old map :)

Brit in Colombia

Would recommend 10/10

>>71664725
And what are you going to do OP, are you going to move to Colombia or not?

>>71667876
Where do you live?

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>>71667853

They took in large numbers! Having problems!

>>71667800
Also we are the second most biodiverse country in the world (guess who's the 1st one?)

>>71667954
If I like it then maybe I'll stay

>>71668049


Madagascar?

>>71668000
Medellin, bloody lubbly jubbly m8

>>71667561
not him but

uwu

>>71668049
>>71667800
Wtf Colombia could be easily one of Brazil's state.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71644813

didn't you make this thread?

>>71668113
Brazil...

>>71668109
Go to Medellín.

>>71667374
You described Rio de Janeiro and Northeast Brazil, not Brazil.

don't you have tons of prostitute in ukraine ?

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>>71668113

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>>71668440
>you described Brazil, not Brazil

>>71668496
>1/5 of the area and population of Brazil
>Brazil

>>71668455
they aren't as thicc as colombian qts

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>>71668602
>Brazil
>Brazil

>>71668134
How do you like it here? Why did you move?

>>71668821
You really think that's possible to describe the 5th biggest nation of the world by 1/5 of it?

>>71669167
Why are you so autistic mate?

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>>71669167
>do you really think it's possible to describe Brazil by describing Brazil?

*Teddy Roosevelt's gun starts playing*

>>71669027
I love it! People here are incredibly lovely

I was actually travelling when Brexit happened and decided to pull all my dosh out of the UK and dump it in property here, just a stroke of fate really. Where you at?

>>71669273
Why are you so autistic mate?

Are Colombians nice to immigrants like they are nice to tourists?

>>71669421
>>71669417
No to Brazilian monkeys t Colombia pro.

>>71666448
Colombia is 15% black and probably higher if you count mixed race people. Haiti basically made its independence a possibility as well.
t. Colombian

>>71669421
Yes

>>71669480
We are only 4% black, 15% mulatto (most of these people have native blood too so they're actually triracial or pardo)

>>71669421
Yes, as long as you bring plenty of cash.

>>71669648
Are you sure?

>>71669327
Medellin too

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>>71669737

>>71669753
Yes, why do you ask?

>>71669943
Why do you wanna know?

>>71669838
te invitaria tomar unas cervezas pero mezclar con /pol/tards en la vida real suena como un recete para desastre

>>71667561
He-helloooo

>>71670072
Dale encuéntrense y se dan un ____

>>71664725

Mulatto looks relative nice in pictures, fuckable? Hell no.. blondes are 10 tiers over any mulatto/black.

>>71667585
damn i want one of those passports

>>71665836
You're a fucking nutcase OP

>>71669327
So are you just loaded or do you make a living there?

>>71666448
>Argentine education

>>71667374

Colombia is full of Amerindian looking people. And you only described like 20% of the country

>>71668202

Don't believe him. There is only one country something similar to Brazil in spicland and it's Cuba. Colombia is full of Amerindian looking people.

>>71676473
>>71676587
Dumb monkey niggerspic

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>>71676473
>>71676587

I've searching their black people photos.

Not even in fucking Salvador people are so black there.

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>>71676769

That's what I'm talking, only Cuba looks something similar to us. If you search people from Bogota, they are very amerindian looking, more than Manaus tier, the same as Argentina

>>71676473
>>71676587
I was talking about culture, not about genetics

>>71677190

>Culture

Muh samba and carnival only happens in three states.

Country music and country culture is the main culture of Brazil.

>>71676769
>>71676893
Dumb niggerspic monkey

>>71669753

I have never seen a black colombian and there are a lot of colombians in buenos aires. Most like similar to the football player James, with a minority looking full spanish.
I think many come here for free college education and free phds, perhaps black colombians are less "into education" so they dont emmigrate here.
The colombians chileans or spaniards get must be quite different.

>>71677250
Most colombians in spain are actually pretty spanish too, the ones that go to Chile are mostly black because they're from the pacific coast

>>71678032
>Most colombians in spain are actually pretty spanish too

Bullshit, all colombians is Spains are niggers tier for spaniards, you can notice them from miles, same with other latin americans, spaniards are not so brown as you think, also distinct facial features, especially for womens.

How safe is it in Bogota?

>>71678106
I've seen you in other threads, gypsy, i don't know why do you hate a piece of the world who has nothing to do with you but please stop being so butthurt

>>71678148

Truth hurts nigger. I am also white, you seen a few gypsies and you assume all nation is like that??? Haha, you also assume you look like a spaniard.. ok.

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>>71677250
Wtf

>>71678144
Its not! Run! Lmao
But honestly just learn which neighbourhoods are bad and stay away from those. It can be a really good fun town if you get to know it. (I personally hate it and would not like to live there but like the nighlife)

>>71678148
>he actually replies to cucks
Kek let the autistic boi have his rant.

>>71678240

ok, "whitey" !

>>71664725
FOWF

>>71676893
let me help you out: https://www.google.com.co/search?q=colombian+crowd&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=662&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiV0p3_lq_SAhXF8CYKHRuGBGMQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=iuZQ-R9KtfNxpM:

>>71664725
>Would it be safe for me living in Colombia?
Yes, if you live in a middle class neigborhood. You'll need at least 1000 USD to lead a middle class lifestyle and considering the minimum wage here is higher than Ukraine's, I assume you'll need to save up some bucks before coming here or maybe I'm wrong and you're already well off.

> I want to learn the language
cool

>fuck a bunch of qts
not gonna happen m8. Listen, girls here are flakey as fuck. If you're autistic in the slightest you're not gonna get any.

>And how different is your Spanish from Castilian?
The accent form the Andes region is actually the closest one to peninsular spanish. We don't have a lisp tho

>>71678954
>The accent form the Andes region is actually the closest one to peninsular spanish.
Yeah and it's clear and easy to understand imo. What makes the Paisa accent around Medellin sexy? Is it the use of "Pues" or?

>>71678954
>not gonna happen m8. Listen, girls here are flakey as fuck. If you're autistic in the slightest you're not gonna get any.
some guys shine in different environments although i agree he's probably doomed I on the other hand am even more outgoing around foreign girls
>>71678954
>We don't have a lisp tho
best spanish honestly also don't you guys speak the slowest i should learn from Colombians

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>>71668113

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>>71664725
You would be safer in mexico with its drug wars compared to colombia, or just go to spain and pretend to have a job.

>>71679742
CHI

>>71679582
>What makes the Paisa accent around Medellin sexy?
Basque influence, most spanish blood there is in the coffee axis and Antioquia is basque

>>71679794
>Homicide Rates: Mexico: 13 per 100,000 Colombia: 25 per 100,000

Its okay though, your friendly huehuehue beat both of you guys on that front.

>>71679861
te van a deportar chicaca

>>71679742
>drug wars
>wars
Cringe

>>71679832
I'm from Manizales and most of my ancestors are Basques. However, there must be something else going on, considering the basque accent itself is anything but sexy

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>>71668113

>>71677250
Wtf
I have never seen a Colombian that isn't black.

>>71680298
That's because you've never been here, Florida or Spain

>>71677250
you get the studious types that want free education, we get the uneducated migrants looking for high-wage entry-level jobs

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>>71680341
I was talking about the Colombians immigrants in here, obvs.

>>71664725
where the fuck did you get my gf's pics sanababich madafaca?

>>71678144
It's honestly only good if you stay there for a week. The yuppies and poverty made me want to blow my brains out.

There are many pure slavic colonies in the state of Paraná in Brazil if you're interested.

Colombia is full of qts.

There is an exchange student from Colombia in my university. I fucked her so hard i felt like my dick was piercing her internal organs.

But great girl anyway. Too bad she was part of the commie group.

>>71680170
>most of my ancestors are Basques
>He unironically believes this
Kek

Colombia seems great desu

Would love to visit

>>71665145
>I'm not fucking that
Like you'd have a shot at fucking anyone without the support of Rohypnol.

Post moar qts

>>71685623
Implying these girls wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck anyone that doesn't live in a shed and wears a 2002 World Cup shirt and shorts donated by oxfam.

>>71678689
Is there a racial map for Colombia? Probably not cause it's fairly homogeneous, but something similar to this:

http://patadata.org/maparacial/

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>>71685369
I know it might be hard for you to grasp but: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque_Colombians

>>71687049
This place isn't homogenous at all. You"ll find mulattoes, triracials and whites in the Caribbean, Mulattoes and pure blacks in the pacific, Mestizos and pure indigenous in the southeast, mestizos, indigenous, mulattoes and pure blacks in the south west and mestizos, castizos and "whites" in the center, north east, northwest and east of the country.

Check out pic related. They throw in mestizo sand whites in the same group, but "whites" are around 37% and mestizo are around 50% of the total population

>>71688979
M8 The population of Basques were always pretty small.Around 200k historically.Most people in the Basque country are not even Basques.The people that were called Basques is because they departed from Bilbao to America.If you seriously believe that you are 100% Basque you are a total and an utter moron.And if you believe that people around you are 100% Basques you are an even bigger moron.Chances are that your family were a bunch of gypsies that were moved from Bilbao and to Colombia by the crown

>>71678205
are romanians latin or slav?

>>71692761
Gypsies

>>71692761
Part gypsy, part turk

>>71695461
Just like Colombians

>>71695507
No, we are part moor, part mongol

>>71695628
No. Colombia was colonized by Gypsies in the XVII and XVIII century as no one wanted to go there. You guys are gyppos LARPing which is pretty fun as you are the same thing but with monkey blood which makes you ugly,tiny and pathetic

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>>71668440
>>71668496
>>71668602
>>71668821
>>71669167
>>71669273

>>71666681
>Depends on where you go

depends on many things. I go a lot to the red light district of Bogota, according to stats and news the place is very dangerous but it never happened anything to me because I only go on broad daylight and I don't wander around there. I just get down off Trasmilenio, choose street or club prostitute, fugg her, then leave.

>>71664725
>those faces
Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>71676473
this. Colombia is much more Amerindian than Brazil.

>>71667374
you are describing Medellin favela. that doesn't apply for other parts of Colombia like Eastern Andean Colombia. we don't have high murder rates, plastic surgeries, transexuals, drug dealers and all that shit you Paisas have.

>>71696053
>he has to get prostitutes to get laid
I have a friend like this. Pretty sad tbf

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>>71696101
these are ugly black whores. I've fugged much better Black prostitutes like pic related. Also, for cultural reasons, they tend to be submissive and accomodating than Mestizo prostitutes.

>>71696186
Fuxking kek son. Drug dealing is all over colombia the higher murder rate its in el valle. Actually investigate before you come and talk shit.

>>71696257
por eso. Valle is western Colombia aka Paisaland 2.0. What I called "Eastern Andean Colombia" (Cundinamarca/Boyaca/Santander) is nothing like that except for a few spots like Soacha which is full of war refugees from Western colombia anyway.

que virgenes que suenan los colombianos que postean aca, tremendo bullying les tienen que haber hecho en un país así a estos betas culiaos

>>71696186
fucking Boyaco de mierda, no one cares about your bullshit

Lmaoing @ my fellow congolombians.

>>71695738
This damage control lol

>>71696312
Soacha is full of costeños as well. They're alright but loud mofos nonetheless

>>71696253

nice bro, give link for that whore
how easy would it be for an european to fuck colombian females?

stupid gringo gon get a machetazo

>>71666132
Death by snu-snu?

>>71697164
she doesn't have link, also, I haven't see her in Bogota's red light district in years.

>how easy would it be for an european to fuck colombian females?

>>71678954

>>71697412

what do you mean by flakey?I though non-whites worship europeans

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>>71664725
>His country is full of slavic beauties
>Wants to fuck monkey-looking fat balls

>>71678954
Colombian women would allow you to go from ass to mouth if you just pay them a coup. At least if you aren't a midget indio. I saw a bunch of old ass ugly Canadian that were probably high picking up some hot women in Medellín.

>>71666267
"girls"

>>71679832
This is a huge meme. The Basque country would had have to be totally totally depopulated for the WE WUZERS in that region to make sense. It dodn't happen. Probably what happened is that a bunch of gypsies sailed from Spain to America during la gran redada and just took the surnames of the Basque sailors. After 200 years a bunch of muh heritage fags searched their surnames and saw that they were Basque, and call themselves Basques from that point

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I see black angels

I bump

>>71696461
Por?

>>71697032
I am a major in history. Phillip the II and Phillip the III sent over 500k gypsies to America (more than the Spanish migrations there).The Borbouns tried to genocide the gypsies and sent a shit tone to places that needed manpower (mostly central America and Colombia) and forced them to mix with the natives. Places like Costa Rica ,Panama and Colombia are full of gypsies

>>71697532
it's obviously a meme, the only reason they would worship them is because of their money but they don't anymore, they got to used to whiteys chasing them and got very picky.

>>71701069
Does English seem primitive to you compared to Spanish?

oops, my thread is dying, it seems to me

>>71666267
Those girls are not colombian, they're european-colombians.

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>>71665836
Good lad.

>>71707082
Kek

>>71707082
Is it you again? Fucking quit your shit. You are not European and you will never be European you fucking faggot

>>71679742
Despite Mexico's cartel violence many foreigners still visit since there are many places where violence is low or non existent because the wealthy visit those areas. Only the people between the poor and middle class are affected by cartels in Mexico while the wealthy disarm the populace and profit off monopolies.

>>71707082
Beautiful post
>>71708022
A fucking blacked country can tell us nothing. Swallow my bbc

How easy is to get a big booty colombian girl (male/female) in Colombia?

>>71708520
as easy as it is in brazil

>>71708022
Those women are definitely not natives and light skin is not native to the Americas. You can take Penelope Cruz, slap some latin american flag next to her and people who don't know her wouldn't bat an eye. Whether you like it or not Sven those women are more European than Americans.

>>71706612
did you you have to use the ugliest picture on the op, Ivan?

>>71708748
nigger when people refer to you they refer to you as an american not as an european literally nobody thinks of an american and pictures a native indian they think of a fat wh*te man like yourself. quit the racial bullshit, they are just colombians faggotl

>>71708816
this

>>71700763
>I am a major in history.
Do you have a job?

>>71708748
>>71707082
You're completely braindead

>>71696053
Usually, there's one big difference
>do you look like a (white) tourist?

An ukranian in Colombia will probably stick out like a sore thumb

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>>71666264
that pic

>>71696053
holy fuck this sounds interesting. interesting in a very scummy way. does anyone from your friends/family know about you fucking hookers?

>>71713096
there are foreigners wandering around there too, yesterday it was two Asian dudes, the last time were two Turkish guys. but my point was that security depends on many factors, and Colombia is a big country.

>>71713342
family no, I would never tell them obviously.

friends, yes, a couple of college friends. both of them did their bachelor's thesis there too. one of them is my best ""friend"" and we go there together sometimes.

>>71696253
the black one looks like she could be a tranny

>>71713615
do you or did you ever have a gf?

>>71713957
no I'm not a normie.

>>71714033
ok lol. the other aspies in hungarian threads/the v4 thread don't fuck prostitues even if they can't get a gf so that's weird

>>71713096
You're right. Not because of his physical appearance as blonde Colombians definitely exist, but rather because he most likely can't speak the language and dresses acts differently.

How is this thread still up

>>71668440
>south brasil is white! and european
>donkeycart on dirt road.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

COME HOME WHITE MAN. THE COLOMBIAN WOMEN NEED MEN.

>>71669303
god bless and keep you red.

>>71717518
holy kek

really makes you think huh

>>71666267
look like they're ugly as fuck beneath the sunnies