>You're country >Have mormons penetrated the perimeter?

>>71662036
I like Mormons desu, they're nice people.

England
no

nope. only ocassional jehova's witnesses

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I had two mormon girls come by my house a couple weeks ago. Pretty unusual, they normally send the guys to do the proselytizing.

>>71662129
>TFW no Mormon gf

>>71662036
Germany
no, but we have Jehovah's witnesses everywhere

>>71662036
Northern Ireland
Don't even get me fucking started on those pricks fucking coming out of the woodwork

nope

>>71662129
That's because nobody takes cum sluts seriously.

>>71662036
JUST
I live next to a mormon church.

>>71662211
Why don't you join them?

They seem very nice.

I was born and raised Mormon, AMA

>mormans came to house when i was early teen
>answered door without checking peep hole
>feels bad slamming door at them
>engaged in coversation
>they thought i was interested in converting
>they came back next week
>mom answered
>they asked for me
>mom told them that we are a godless house and slams door at them

>>71662163
tell them to fuck off. They are probably white, so you get arrested.

>>71662248
Should I join the Mormons?

I just watched this video and they seem like good people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5xnJU0-N58

>>71662265
>based mom doing gods work.

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>>71662240
God doesn't exist.

>>71662036
I have some Mormon cousins.

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>>71662265
>>mom told them that we are a godless house and slams door at them

I had a mormon kid in my class during hs, we sorta became friends. His father told us that he was taking a sabbatical, but i suspect he was proletizing since hw gave us a copy of their stupid book.
His wife was hot

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>>71662036
lol "perimeter"

i just want someone to steal that ridiculous pure gold angel they have there hanging, flaunting, ripe for the take. they deserve it for being showoffs

>>71662296
That's like that South Park episode, lol

I can't tell you. It's a more moral sect of Christianity but that kind of comes at a cost. Religion is already pretty wacky before you figure in the Mormon beliefs, which are basically like a scifi American Islam. Joseph Smith founded the church (cult back then) so he could practice polygamy.

>>71662248
how much they pay you in dollars? the tithe thing

>>71662390
What is the community like? Did you enjoy the camaraderie?

>>71662036
Never met or heard of them irl

I wish i were mormon so I could have a moral wife.

>>71662036
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yeah, they're all overly friendly and i don't trust that cult shit

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>>71662265
>mom told them that we are a godless house and slams door at them
Based Amerimum.

>>71662036
Their church is one block from my house, they let you play football and basketball there on thursdays

There are never cute grills where I live though, always lanky pale men. 2 friends of mine that live in another city fucked a mormon girl at the same time, they're apparently really slutty.

Sweden
I have met Mormons attempting to proselytize people but as far as I know they haven't gained much if any ground.
Jehovas witnesses are far more pervasive.

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>we are a godless house

Is there any worse heresy than mormonism? Gnostics look like complete fucking normies compared to those american space fundamentalists.

>>71662265
>mom told them that we are a godless house and slams door at them

kek
Your mom is based.

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>TFW trying to decide what religion to follow

>Orthodox Christianity seems like the best denomination

>Some sort of Paganism is cool too but not a fan of the LARPing neckbeard ritual shit associated with it

what is the right answer here

>>71662621
Scientologists

>>71662036
>Mormons are in the city at 6am sharp trying to stop people in the street
>Americans
>Ask their first person of the day if they'd like to be enlightened
>Guy in a Bintang singlet turns around
>"FuuuuuuUUUUCK OFF CUNT!"
>Both visibly shaken
>Attempt a few more people
>Last one they ask is Aboriginal
>Gets incredibly close
>Intimidates them into handing over money
>The other boongs can smell blood on the wind
>Swoop in and start taking things
>Police clear them off
>They pack their bags and get on the same train as me
>The tall one is trying to stay chipper
>The small one just doesn't respond anymore
>He is broken

>>71662641
orthodox

though the official answer should be "follow your heart" :^)

>>71662036
I know 2, they say they don't drink but I convinced them both.

>>71662641
From the sounds of it you're not trying to decide you're just memeing.

Do you even believe in a higher power?

>>71662641
Faith of the fathers
Everything is stupid questing by shitlords without true faith

>>71662739
I believe in the Universal Truth and the cosmic order

>>71662412
10% of your income

>>71662430
The community is nice. Mormons won't you starve if you're part of their community. They have food pantries and charities and regular church stuff like that. I didn't really like the other Mormons. There's a huge disparity between upper middle class or rich and dirt poor in Mormonism. Like in any community like that, kindness is a little pretentious and under the surface there it's still that class condescension and elitism.

>>71662802
In English

>>71662802
Well there's your answer then.
You're a Fucking New Ager Hippie.

>>71662036
My high school's district had a mormon church next to every school so they could use one of their elective slots for seminary.

>>71662641
Most of my family is pagan. It requires less LARPing and fewer rituals than Orthodox and Catholicism. Mostly instead of praying, you petition for things and instead of doing charity, you just destroy some worldly good like a plate of vegetables from a harvest.

>>71662826
It's true that it's like that in most charity-oriented communities

>>71662036
what do mormons think of cuckoldry? would they let their daughters get blacked (by a black mormon of course)?

>>71662930
>Mostly instead of praying, you petition for things and instead of doing charity, you just destroy some worldly good like a plate of vegetables from a harvest.

That sounds pretty good to me. How do I get started and where can I learn more?

>>71662036
fuck mormon missionary missionary in the ass best porn

>people unironically believe in a cult created by a convicted con man who just wanted power and sex

Things like this make me proud to be an edgy fedoraman.

>>71662036
Yes. A pair of mormon kids in the typical cloth went into my college perimeter last month, walking/snooping around. They look so gay and stand out much because no one here using helmet for bicycles, it's just them.

>>71663017
Pick one of the faiths (I suggest Irish-Celtic since it's more relaxed and folky), find a community group that's involved, get to know the people, start getting involved and in no time you'll be at community/family harvest dinners and whatnot. Most of the actual work involved will be learning from old people and planting crops/killing livestock.

>>71662265
your mom is going to hell

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I met some mormons, they're pretty nice but their church is getting more cucky.

>>71662641
You're literally shopping for faiths, it's bullshit and you know it.

>>71663186
Which is the most militant?

>>71663186
Holy fuck one of the Colt Clan is posting on my 4chens

>>71662036
Missionaries are alright, they're always friendly and try their best to learn the customs
no idea about mormons in america

>>71662826
so how that works? they pay you, say 20,000 dollars and you give back 2,000?

Flag
yes, I dislike them after reading 'A Study in Scarlet'

>>71663268
None of them are really militant, but the most aggressive I've met would have to be oldschool Sami. To them, eye for an eye is pussy shit and being beat to near death is just the price you pay for being weaker than your attacker.

>>71663669
Interesting.

Thank you I will do more research into Paganism, it seems right for me.

>>71663328
>no idea about mormons in america
Super friendly.

They're pretty isolated to the west though. Wouldn't be surprised if most of the hate they get from Americans is people in the east whose sole exposure to them is an episode of south park.

>>71663335
They don't give you anything. You pay 10% of your income to the church or else they harass you and deny you access to the temples.

>>71663974
but many poorfags i met because of reasons were all entering mormon religion because they could get stuffs for free

>>71662036
France
Yes

Now you all know the Bible is made of testaments old and new
You've been told it's "just those two parts," or only one if you're a jew